Ghalib Ki Shayari Shadi Ke Bad

The Joke "Ghalib Ki Shayari Shadi Ke Bad" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and viewed 40,711 times.
  • Mirza Galib Ne Har Baat Par Sher Kaha,
  • Shaadi Hui To Sher Kaha,
  • Ghunghat Uthaya To Sher Kaha,
  • Kapde Utare To Sher Kaha,
  • Phir Jab Tangein Uthaain To Fir Ek Sher Farmaya


“Le Aayi Phir Kahaan Par Kismat Humain Kahan Se,

Ye To Wohi Jagah Hai Nikley They Hum Jahan Se”

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SMS / One Liner Version

1 Shayr Ne Suhagrat Pe Biwi Ki Chut Dekhkar 1 Sher Farmaya. Le Ayi Fir Kaha Pr Kismat Hume Khan Se, Ye To Whi Jagah Hai Nikle The Hum Jhan Se

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62 Comments

  1. Soubhagya says:

    Thank u Admin bhai. Main bhi kuchh jada time dene laga tha. Ab nahi

    1. admin says:

      Saubhagya, Kis cheez mein jyada time, main samjha nahi

  2. Soubhagya says:

    Bye Friends

  3. PLAYBOY says:

    ABE GANDU GALIB SHER HI FARMAYEGA YA AB APNI WIFE KI PYAS B BUJHAYEGA…

    GM 2 ALL D READERS N ADMIN U 2….

    HEY PRIYANKA UTHI NI QA ABI TK SWITHEART…

    1. admin says:

      Hmm bhai hamari site pe itna famous mein nahi jitni famous Priynka ho gyi hai
      mar gaya maine to 1 year se jokes likhte likhte aur tum log :(

      1. Sweety says:

        Nice joke sir, sir log boy ko bhut kam girls ko jyada chahte hai isliye priyanka jyada famous ho gai hai

  4. ravi says:

    admin 101 out of 100 to you for this joke

  5. kishor says:

    But now nt same time now the time for enjoy budy.

  6. Rukhsana says:

    Dear Admin!

    Kisi Indian Boy ki bhi photo daalo. Jiska photo dekhte hi main neeche se geeli aur oopar se tight ho jau. Plz…..

    1. admin says:

      Rukhsana Ji, aap ek glass pani ka niche dal lo aur bra thodi si tight pehan lo dono kam ho jayenge
      mujhe kyu paap lagva rahi ho yaar

    2. Sweety says:

      Tum photo ka kya karoge

  7. Akshay says:

    soubhagya frnd ab tum kaha ja rahe ho…..

  8. palak says:

    bkwas

  9. Akshay says:

    Admin sab ladkiya kaha gai.

    sirf Priyanka hai net pe….

    1. admin says:

      Bhai ji muje kya pata ki kaha chali gayi hai, mera kaam to jokes dalna ha ladkiyo ki tracking karna nahi
      TUm apni college, school & office mein jitni bhi ladiya hai unko sms bheja karo hamari site ke jokes aur niche likh ke ki more jokes visit http://www.nonvegjokes.com
      to socho kitni ladkiyo ki line lag jayengi tumhare nahi to kisi aur ke kam to aa jayengi aur kisi aur ki tumhare kam aa jayengi
      duniya ese hi to chalti hai You scratch my back i scratch yours.

  10. Akshay says:

    Rukhsana tum itni dhili ho gai le-le k

    jo tumhe tight hona hai…..

  11. ravi says:

    ruksana meri jaan to ek baar mere sath chating shuru kar na mene tujhe net pe hi maja dilva dia to admin ki muchey katwa dunga

    1. admin says:

      Ravi bhai welcome ji, main muche rakhta hi nahi hehehe

  12. yogesh says:

    palak tujhe har cheez bakvaas lagti hai kya mujhe lagta hai tu hi bakwaas hai

  13. jeeva says:

    what happan soubhagya.

    galib sirf sher marne se kaam nhi chlega

  14. jeeva says:

    hi animika i am also new on this site like u

    welcome

  15. jeeva says:

    priyanka g maine chutiya na to admin ko aur na hi jani ko mera matlab chutia joke se tha bcoz that was full of choot so joke was chutiya

    aur haan mai admin ka samman karta hu

  16. Vickyssss says:

    Hi Rukshana

  17. ravi says:

    admin bhai jab ruksana ko chudne me ek hafta reh jayega to mooch rakh lena bro.

    1. Sweety says:

      It is bad thing mr. Ravi for admin sir

      1. ravi says:

        kya bad he sweet sweety

  18. Sid says:

    Ganta joke hai

  19. Rishi says:

    Palak tu bakwas . Itna tho acha hai . Tu b tho yhin se nikli thi .

  20. ravi2 says:

    galib ko shayad ye nahi pata ki ye wo jagah nahi jahan se wo nikle thay. jagah badal chuki hai ab.ab tumko na wapas jana hai na nikalna hai. ab to tumko aur apne jaise bahut saare gaailb bahar nikalne hai.

  21. ravi2 says:

    chhote bhai admin namaskar.yar 4 baje ke baad net par betha to light chali gayi thi abhi aayi hai.

  22. nagesh says:

    Galib bechara sayari hi karta rahega, uski bb ki koi aur mar ke chal jayega

    galib:hamare takalluf ko unhone hamari kamjori samajh liya

    nara khole hum, koi aur unhe chod kar chal diya

  23. Siddhu says:

    Hi frnds.

  24. ranjha says:

    nice one admin……… adin waise ye to asool hi hota hai duniya ka . log ladke ko kam aur ladki ko zyada preference dete hain…. so kam karo fal ki icha mat karo. haha

    hi palak. wats ur asl dear

  25. loving girl says:

    yaar apni ids daal do koi mujhe non veg chating krni hai boys

    1. abhay says:

      hi dosto

  26. sona says:

    nagesh mai tumse milena chati ho

  27. Adivasi says:

    Land jaisa joke tha achchha bhi aur bura bhi

  28. nagesh says:

    dear sona milna to mai bhi chahta hun, per kya karun is website ke rule bahut kare hai, yahan per phone no.aur mail id publish hoga nahi

    haan tum mujhe dusre social network site per search karo, like orkut tab shayad mulakat ho jaye

    mera nam yahi hai

    nagesh srivastava

  29. priya says:

    Kya yeh pakistani site hain

    1. admin says:

      Priya, wat do u mean ki pakistani site hai. Site sab ke liye hoti hai. Or agar tumhara matlab owner se hai to i m from india

    2. jeeva says:

      site kahin ki ho priya jab masti karni ho bas masti kro

      jab chudna hi ho to lund ki naagrikta kya dekhna

  30. mili says:

    galib sirf sher sunayega ki kuchh karega bhi ?

  31. habib says:

    hi

  32. yogesh says:

    galib ka khada ni hota hai mili me kuch karu

  33. yogesh says:

    kyo priya tujhe bhi saniya mirza ki tarah pakistni se chudna hai hindustani kya mar gye hai

  34. habib says:

    hi

  35. mili says:

    yogesh tum kuchh kaise karoge galib ka address to bataya hi nahi na joke me to dhundho usko

  36. joy says:

    oh yaar, mili aap apna address bata do na fir…. bechare galib ki ijjat bach jayegi…

  37. wevatan says:

    Hi Admin Bhai…

    Bhai Mujhe apna account kholna hai aapki site per..

    to kya karna hoga..?

    Vatan Varma

    1. admin says:

      Vatan, Abhi sab kuch free mein available hai kisi account ki jarurat nahi hai

  38. Aditya says:

    Jhakas.
    Mast joke tha admin sir.

  39. Rosy says:

    Wow very nice.. Haha

  40. Sweety says:

    Very nice joke

    1. Raj says:

      .Hi,sweaty how r u

  41. Sweety says:

    Very nice joke admin sir

  42. deewana says:

    YAAR TUMHARE COMMENT PADH KER TO MERA LODA KHADA HO JATA HAI

  43. sanaya says:

    Hiiiii admin dear….,,I m dieng to b a part of it…..plzzz add me too…..wat i hv 2 do…?????

    reply must………i wanna b frndzz of all guyz n galz………plzzzzzzz add me..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. THARKI says:

    Nice 1

  45. azaad says:

    wow kya baat hai

  46. SexyGuy3311 says:

    Very Nice Keep it up

  47. Tanvi says:

    chalo kisi ne toh samjha iski ahamiya,warna ulti khopdi, ulta dimag aur ulti soch. nice shearing

  48. aftab says:

    kya bat hea bilkul thik farmaya hea

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