Girlfriend Ke Sath Sona Paap Hai Kya?

Baba Saxidas Ke Hazro Bhakto Mein Se Unka Ek Anuj Naam Ka Bhakat Thha.

Ek Din Ja Pahuncha Baba Ke Pass Aur Puchne Laga.

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Anuj: “Baba Ji, Kya Girlfriend Ke Saath Sona Paap Hai?

Baba Saxidas Muskura Ke Bole: “Beta, Baat Paap Punya Ki Nahi Hai, Samsya Ye Hai Ki Tum Log Sotey Nahi Ho Na

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Ladka Baba Saxidas Se Puchta Hai- Kya Girlfriend Ke Sath Sona Pap Hai? Baba Ji- Bat Pap Punya Ki Nhi Hai, Samsya Ye Hai Ki Tum Log Sotey Nahi Ho Na

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  1. Dhiraj says:

    ha ha ha!!

    jagte raho! jagte raho!…….nahi to sapne mebhi paap ho jaega!…ha ha ha ha!

    @anuj,..kitne paap kar chuke 1 10 ya 100,…m sure ye paap tumne sapne mein kiye honge…ha ha ha!!

    ….aaj reality ka aur 3D ka jamana hai….isliye log jaag karke aankhein khol k paap karna chahte hain….ha ha ha!

    SNNS!!.

  2. N.khan says:

    panchhi&samir 2no ro rhe the.

    Panchhi::samir meri doll kho gai h.Isliye ro rhi hun tum kyu ro rhe ho.

    Samir::main Isliye ro rha hun,kyunki meri doll ro rahi h. Dedicate to samir and panchhi

  3. Dhiraj says:

    @Jay,…meine tumse serious dosti ki thi but tum uss dosti ko majak mein le rahe ho….tumhein meri dosti ki value nahi malum….agar dosti nahi karni to saaf mana kar do…agar tumne mujhse sacchi dosti ki hai to mujhe jawaab do…warna yanha koi serious dost hai he nahi…tumne agar jawaab nahi diya to…to tum ek accha dost kho doge aur shyad mein bhi…goodbye…

    1. Anuj says:

      @ Dhiraj ye to sansar ka niyam hai jab apna kaam nikal jata hai to uss chiz ki value nhi rehti…. Jay ka tmse matlab nikal gya kya… tmne anpe aap ko uske havale to nhi kr chuke ho???

      1. Jay says:

        Hey Anuj tum jaisa hai waisa sabke baarey me mat soch, Sab log terey jaise matlabi nahi hai jaise tum jab chota thha to mere hi Lolipop ke liye jidd karke chusa karta thha, Aaj tujhko 2-4 dost kya mil gaye tum mujhe baat hi nahi karta hai.

    2. Samir says:

      Dhiraj

      jay n agr dhoka diya to kiya hua yar,samir hai na,jo yaron ka yar h,

      jo tumhare sapno m aayega,tumhe bahut satayega,tumhe bahon m outha kr charpayi pr le jayega,,,bare pyar s tumhe sulayega,,,

      fir sannaton m sirf charpayi ki chr chr awaj aayega,,,,

      ,,

      dhiraj mujhe jay k tarah darpok mt samajhna jo tumhe apna dost kahne s darta ho,

      m tumhara dost hu aur hamesa rhunga,,,bt he he mujhe 1 kissi do na,,jisse mere pure bdn m aag lg jaye,,he he,

      agr aj tumne mujhe kissi n diya to hmari dosti khtm

      JPR

      1. Jay says:

        @ Samir & Anuj, Ye batawo ki tum dono mere Dost ho ya Dushman ???????

        ABey ………. (rahne do gali nahi dunga) mai 2-3 din busy kya ho gaya tum dono mere absence me Dhiraj ko Santwana dene ki jagah tum dono usko mere Virudh ulti-sidhi baatey bata kar mujhse door karna chaahtey ho.

    3. Jay says:

      @ Dear Dhiraj_______

      Arey yaar tumne mera sabkuch to le liya hai sirf do cheze “Jaan & G” ko chorkar phir bhi tujhko meri Dosti par Biswash nahi hai?????

      Yaar tum Mange to mai en dono me se Ek cheez apni “JAAN” bhi tere liye KURBAAN kar sakta hun. Lekin “G” nahi dunga kyuki humne dosti eske liye nahi kiya hai.

      Dhiraj Kiya hai Tumne Tar-Tar Mera Daman, Esliye Maine Bhi Tujhe Aaj Bewafa Likh Diya hai.

      Ishq Ka Janoon hai Ya Deewanapan, Jo Apni Saanso Ko maine Tere Naam Likh Diya hai.

      Teri Judai Hai Ab Mukaddar Mera, Isliye Zindagi Ka Naam maine “Intzaar” Likh Diya hai.

      Dard-E-Mohabbat Ke Siva Shayari Hai Kya, Lekin Aaj Terey Naam Humne Gazal Likh Diya hai.

      Dafan Ho Gayi meri Har Aarzoo Seene Mein, “Someone” Ne Jabse Tujhe “SWEETHEART” Likh Diya..

  4. bheemrajjat says:

    Raj Bindaas

    uperwala ne bhi kya kudrat banai ha

    uperwala ne bhi kya kudrat banai ha Raj Bindaas ki gaand me bhi batti jalayi ha.and Raj Bindaas do not cmant me ok

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      BHIMRAJJAT

      hehehe abe totle mene abhi kuch bola v nhi aur tera pehle gaand fatt rha hai hehe, waise nice poetry i liked it………..

      Totlana to har gandu ki ada hai wah wah wah wah jara gor farmaiyega

      Totlana to har gandu ki ada hai use totla samjhkar jisne nhi choda (fuck)

      wo sabse bada gadha hai hehehe

      ek baat sochkar me confuse hu yaar mene apne 9.2" k lund se ek raat me aakhir aisa kya kar diya jo tu totlana bhul gaya be bta de shayad me aur totle ka kaam aa saku, abe samajseva me believe kar h ki nhi tu

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      hehehe bheemrajjat abe bh……, lu……, sale likhna to bahut kuch chahta hu bt aaj k liye chhod rha hu, kal se ready rahiyo parvachan sunne k liye hehe wo kya hai be kal mera festival tha , aur aaj me fasting me tha esliye tere cmt ka jawab nhi de paya bt umeed karta hu kal se tere sabhi cmt ka jawab dunga, tu bas contd mujhe cmt karte rahiyo ye tera mujhpar ehsaan hoga …………………

  5. shri.muthmar.ji says:

    *EK SHAYARI AAP DOSTO KE NAAM*

    sanam tumhari yaad me dunia chhod denge,

    tum dosto ki tarf aaya har tufaan mod denge

    agar kisi ne mera sath chhoda

    to apni muth ki kasam

    tumahri sari HADDIYAN TOD DENGE

  6. Samir says:

    Yar Panchhy

    tumne bakri ka nam sanket rkh di,

    ha ha ha ha,,

    very funy yar,,

    bari syani ho yar,,jb sankat mochan tumhe danta hoga,,tb tum apna gussa bechari bakri p nikalti hogi,aur bechara sanket ,,me,me,krta rh jata hoga,,ha ha,,

    yar maine socha is pr poem bnaoun bt yar tumhari khusi k khatir maine ye cancil kr diya

    ,yar sach bolu sanket bahut lucky jise tumhare jaisi chulbuli,,,pyari frend mili h jo hmesa hansti rhti h

    JPR

  7. Jay says:

    Dear All Frnds,

    Zindagi k sim card ka validity period Badhane k liye- *kijiye*

    Gum ko Delete,

    khushi ko save,

    Rishto ko Recharge,

    Dosti ko Download,

    Dushmani ko Erase,

    Sacch ko Brodcast,

    Jhooth ko Switch Off,

    Tention ko not Reachable,

    Nafrat ko Outgoing,

    Language ko Control,

    Hansi ko Inbox Aur Aansu ko Outbox …..ok

    Ab to Samajh me aa gaya hoga ? Agar abhi bhi aapki samajh me nahi aa raha to BABA Ji ke Pappu se contact karo wo acchi tarah se samjha dega…hehehe

  8. Wanted says:

    MR. N. KHAN 2 din se busy tha isliye time pr rply nhi kr paya. 2m shayad kuch jyada hi over smart ho gye ho ya fir 2mhe v jyada muth marne k karan nzr ki prob ho gyi hai. mera admin ko kiya gya cmnt 1 baar fir se pad lena. maine joke ko lekr kuch glt nhi kha blki mujhe admin se kuch baat karni thi jo maine ki. baki mai 2mhare sath faltu bakwas nhi krna chahta. god bless u.

  9. Dhiraj says:

    @jay,..ab mujhe tum par vishwas ho gaya hai….mujhe pata tha tumhe meri dosti pasand hai…m sorry..

    @samir,…tum bhi bahut acche ho…apna khayal rakhna…maine aaj tak kisi ko kiss nahi kia…haan meine uss kitab ko kiss kiya hai jisme tumhare jay aur kai frnds k cmnts hain….jo mere 7 hamesha rahenge…sorry jay.

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