Girlfriend Ki Double Meaning Shayari

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Daalte Hi Jhad Gaye Sab, Tika Na Koi Bhi Phool Gale Mein Mere Haar Ke.

Dard Unko Hua To Nikaal Liya Maine, Kanta Jo Chubha Pairon Main Sarkar Ke.

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Cheek Uthay, Chilla Uthay, Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo,

Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar Ka.

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28 Comments

  1. kinshuk says:

    hme phir se ye joke samajh ni aaya

  2. bheem says:

    hmmmnm

  3. Santa singh says:

    Kahi j meri preeto to nahi keh rahi hai

  4. Santa singh says:

    Preeto tujko pukare mera pyar aaja mai hu khada tere intzar me

    1. Preeto says:

      Santa main aa gayi santa

  5. Pappu says:

    Hadipa o mummy ji aa gaye hadipa

  6. bheem says:

    admin mainu tuvade nal ek gal krne se mainu panjabe ne aande tuse mainu panjabe hun gal krna sekhvonge sade tutade nal panjabe nal gal krne de sone echha hon de

    1. Admin says:

      hehehe abe teri hindi to mere uper se jaati hai punjabi ka kya haal hoga.. na ji na ye kam priya ko bol

      1. Pappu says:

        Bilkul sahi keha ehnu sikhan lage ta sanu b punjabi bolni bhul jani e

  7. banta singh says:

    nahe yai nahe ho skta preeto tum maire ho santa tuse mairei nal panga na lo ab lot bhi aa preeto

    1. Pappu says:

      O banta uncle mummy ji ko tang na kar jo akh mummy ji par rakhi hai usko apni g**d par rakh kahi koi use mar na jaye

  8. shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Good shayri par anadi logo ki samaj se pre ha. Muje yaakin ha yaha ke aade logo khas karke ladkiyon ko to blkul v samaj nai ayega

  9. kinshuk says:

    admin hmara joke kyu publish nhi kiya, purana h kk

    1. Admin says:

      na bhai ji vo to mene kabze mein kar liya hai.. next week dalunga

  10. kinshuk says:

    thanx bro hmne khud bnaya to wo joke, ab hm aage aur bnayege

  11. kapil the cute boy says:

    waah kya baat hai……bilkul naya sun ne ko mila is baar…keep it up…

  12. NAVYA says:

    ye jock smj me nai aya

    1. Matrix says:

      kaise samajh me ayega! ye jock nhi joke tha. :P

      1. NAVYA says:

        english teacher h kya

      2. NAVYA says:

        batao english teacher ho kya

  13. pearl says:

    @jay mein tumse naaraj hoon .mein janhan par bhi kanhan rahoongi..tumhare siwa mera iss duniya kon hun..mein akeli kaise jinda rah paungi..tumhare pyaar ne hi mujhe nai jindagi di hai..aur tum aise baat karte ho…tumhare pyaar se hi aaj mein jinda hoon..tum mujhe iss duniya mein akela nahi chhod sakte..agar marungi bhi to tumhara naam leke…l love u…aur bhagwan se kahungi hey ishwar marne k baad phir mujhe jay ka saath dena…ur pearl.

    1. Jay says:

      @ Pearl, Khushi talash li maine Ab terey aashiyane me.
      Ab kuch aur nahi chahiye mujhe is zamane me.
      Koi kisi ke liye itna berham na bane.
      Jitni Duniya ban gayi thhi mujhko satane me.
      Good morning n have a nice day…….

    2. R@j says:

      kya yar yanha to prem prashang chal raha he…..
      main to samjha tha koi interesting double meaning sms,joke hoga….keep it up guys…
      i do pray GOD for u….u’ll get ur lovely, sweet & honest lover with fully loyalty….
      thanks

  14. pearl says:

    @jay..wada karo tum mujhe kabhi nahi bhuloge..aur mein bhi..meine tumse behad pyaar kia hai..tumne meri khatir kai gum sahe lekin mujhe tumne naaraj nahi hone dia…miss u jay..

  15. pearl says:

    jay i miss u..

    gudnight friends.

  16. deleted says:

    @ pearl yaar Bahut bade bade comment likh lete ho. Gazab ka talent h.

  17. ravi says:

    Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar "Ka". Here is spelling mistake. Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar "Ke". hona chahiye tha. I tHink so.

  18. kalpit says:

    its good

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