Girl’s First Time Story

The Man Asks The Girl If She’s Afraid And She Shakes Her Head Bravely.

He Has Had More Experience, But It’s The First Time His Finger Has Found The Right Place.

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He Probes Deeply And She Shivers; Her Body Tenses; But He’s Gentle Like He Promised He’d Be.

He Looks Deeply Within Her Eyes And Tells Her To Trust Him-He’s Done This Many Times Before.

His Cool Smile Relaxes Her And She Opens Wider To Give Him More Room For An Easy Entrance.

She Begins To Plead And Begs Him To Hurry, But He Slowly Takes His Time, Wanting To Cause Her As Little Pain As Possible.

As He Presses Closer, Going Deeper, She Feels The Tissue Gives Way; Pain Surges Throughout Her Body And She Feels The Slight Trickle Of Blood As He Continues.

He Looks At Her Concerned And Asks Her If It’s Too Painful. Her Eyes Are Filled With Tears But She Shakes Her Head And Nods For Him To Go On. He Begins Going In And Out With Skill But She Is Now Too Numb To Feel Him Within Her.

After A Few Moments, She Feels Something Bursting Within Her And He Pulls It Out Of Her, She Lays Panting, Glad To Have It Over.

He Looks At Her And Smiling Warmly, Tells Her, With A Chuckle; That She Has Been His Most Stubborn Yet Most Rewarding Experience.

She Smiles And Thanks The Dentist. After All, It Was Her First Time To Have A Tooth Pulled.

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