Good Excuse Of A Callgirl

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A Callgirl Released Gas During Sex.

She Smiled & Said Apologetically: “Sorry Sir, When Front Hole Is Happy, Back Hole Laughs Loudly

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A Callgirl Released Gas During Sex. She Smiled & Said Apologetically- Sorry Sir, Wen Front Hole Is Happy, Back Hole Laughs Loudly

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24 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Not bad

  2. Priya says:

    :)

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Not Gayab…. I’m Here..

  3. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

    call girls !!
    recieve boys!!
    :evil:

  4. Anuj says:

    chiiiiiiiii

  5. CHHORA says:

    SPECIAL NOTE- girls keval facebook par hoti he ! us par bhi unke classmate unko fb id banakar dete he! isliye internet par to girls ke hone ka sawal hi nahi hota! OK! IT IS TRUE! यहाँ सब लङके हैं!

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Kis dunia me rahte ho bhai. Aapko bahut badi galat fahmi hai.

  6. Rohit says:

    Do girls pass gass?????

    1. Dhiraj(u r my forever half)* says:

      ur answer will be alwez no!!

  7. Dhiraj(u r my forever half)* says:

    good afternoon!!

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      U 2 dhiraj bro

  8. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Pakaau joke

  9. Ravi Tyagi says:

    1 Lady Pappu ke ghar k samne khadi hokar gaaliyan de rhi thi- Pappu Maderchod teri maa ka bhosda, teri ma ki chut, Bahar nikal.
    Itne me wahan 1 Baba ji aaye aur bole- Tum pappu ko gaaliyan kyu de rhi ho?
    Lady- pappu ne mere sath bahut galat kiya.
    Baba- kya kiya usne?
    Lady- usne mujhe jabardasti pakda aur mere kapde utare.
    Baba us lady ke jabrdasti kapde utarte hue bole- Aise hi na, bas..
    Lady- fir usne meri bra utar kar mere bobs dabaye.
    Baba ne b uske sath aisa hi kiya- Aise hi na, bus..
    Lady- fir pappu ne meri panty utar kar mere sath sex karna shuru kar diya.
    Baba ne b uski panty utar kar sex shuru kar diya- Aise hi na, bus…
    Lady- Sex karne k baad pappu ne mujhe bola ki ussey AIDS hai.
    Baba- Pappu Maderchod, Teri Ma ka Bhosda, Teri Ma ki Chut, Bhosdi ke bahar nikal.

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Old bt gud joke

  10. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Usne thukra kar aaj pyar Mera,
    Ijaafa mera gamo me kar diya.
    Apna Daaman phoolon se sajakar,
    Mera Daman kaanto se bhar diya.

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Bahut badiya ravi

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Dost teri Dosti ne mujhko bahut kuch sikha diya,
        Jaise mere soyi kismat ko tumne jagaa diya,
        Khus kismat samjhte hain hum is duniya me khud ko,
        Jo khuda ne tumhare jaisa dost mujhse mila diya.
        Thanks. ;-)

  11. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Admin bro, lalit ji, Aby, dhiraj, dipak, rohit, anuj, prince, vijay, akki, dev, aur mere sabhi boys and girls Frnds kahan ho sab?
    Good Afternoon :-)

    1. deleted says:

      saale mujhe bhul gya……tere shers ki mein bahut kadar karta tha…..mujhe bhul gya……koi baat nahi….

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        I m Realyyyyy Sorryyyy Deleted my bro. :-(

        yaad tum to mere frnd list me sabse top par ho, bhla main tumhe kaise bhul sakta hu,
        aur vaise b bhula use jata hai jiski yaad nhi aati, aur tumhari yaad to mere dil se 1 mint ke liye b nhi jati.
        Plz maaf kar do mujhe plz.
        Yaar main del ki jagah dev likh diya uske liye plz sorry :-(

  12. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Frnds shaam ko milte hain,
    Bye..

  13. deleted says:

    admin lodu mujhe mail karke puchta h kon h be……

    1. Admin says:

      Just wanted to check ki teri ID chal rahi hai ya band hai.. ab better rahega ki tu uspe apna fon number bhej de.

      Wada karta hun ye akhiri bar tere se fon number mang raha hun, shayad tujhe akal aa jaye… par ab tune na diya to life mein kabhi dobara nahi mangugna tere se….

  14. lalitmangla says:

    Aby kahan ho

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