Grammer Wali Madam Ka Period

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Teacher: “Bachon Aaj Hum Grammer Padhenge, To Batao Ek Aurat Ek Khidki Se Jhank Rahi Hai, Ye Kya Hai?

Pappu: “Mam, Ye Ek Vachan Hua

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Teacher: “Good, Ab Batao Ki – Bahut Si Aurtein Khidkiyon Se Jhank Rahi Hai?

Pappu Kuch Sochkar Bola: “Mam, Ye To Randi Bazar Hua

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54 Comments

  1. Priya says:

    ??

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hehehehehe……..
    Ye hua grammar..
    Tharki pappu… :-):-):-):-)

  3. carez says:

    not a nice joke :(- bilkul hansi nahi aayi

  4. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Ek bap ne apne bete ko city me reading ke liye bheja….
    Beta har month ka hisab bheja karna…
    @1st mahine:-
    education- 2000
    hostel- 3000
    food-1500
    fucking-4000
    baap fucking ke sthan pr hunting likha kr, kyo ki teri ma(mother) b ye letter read karti hah.
    @2 month:-
    education- 2000
    hostel- 3000
    food-1500
    hunting-5000
    oye bete choti chidiya(bird) mara kr..
    @3 month:-
    education- 2000
    hostel- 3000
    food-1500
    hunting-3000
    baap:- bete aur choti chidiya mara kr..
    @4 month:-
    education- 2000
    hostel- 3000
    food-1500
    hunting-2000
    @5 month:-
    education- 2000
    hostel- 3000
    food-1500
    hunting- 1000
    baap:- gadhe aur b choti chidiya mara kr..
    (iske bad 2-3 month koi jawab nhi aaya)
    baap:- madarchod hisab kyo nhi bhej rha…)
    ladke ne fir hisab bheja…
    education- 2000
    hostel- 3000
    food-1500
    hunting- 500
    gun repairing- 50000..

    1. deepak says:

      wah! Maza a gaya.. nilesh bro. Chaa gaye bhai ap to…

    2. Priya says:

      very good :)

    3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Thanx for like this joke.. Frnds…

    4. Mausam says:

      hahahahaha
      Nilesh tumne to aaj Pappu ko pachhaad diya yaar mast joke he tumhaaraa yaar

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Thanx,,
        mausam ji kaise hai….???

      2. Mausam says:

        i am fine nilesh,abhi tak jaag rahe ho kya?

  5. SNTOSH says:

    NICE ONE

  6. anshul says:

    hahahahahahaha mast jokes hai babaji.

    and nilesh yaar tera bhi mast jokes hai hahahahahaha.

  7. Lalitmangla says:

    Bahut acche

  8. Sujeet says:

    Pappu aakhir pappu hai…,..,……..
    Hehehehehehehehe……….

  9. naina says:

    priya m bhi vadhiya hu aur bta kya kr rhi h aaj kal. college jatti h daily…
    kashish kahan gayab ho gyi aap?
    nilesh very nice joke …………….

    1. Priya says:

      han ji,jati hun but ab 4 tak colg me holidays hai…:) so free at home!u say whats going on?

  10. Đ€ℓ€Țέđ says:

    Insaan ko bolana seekhane mein
    2 saal lagate hain,

    Lekin kya bolana hai, yeh sikkhane mein
    poori zindagi nikal jaati hai………….

  11. Đ€ℓ€Țέđ says:

    Beshak kush waqt ka intezar mila humko
    par khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko
    na rahi tammana kisi jannat ki
    ae dost teri dosti se wo pyarr mila humko…….

  12. Đ€ℓ€Țέđ says:

    Hum to har baat ko khuda per chor dete hain
    Tote na dil kisi ka isliye apna tor lete hain
    Hum bhi insaan hain pathar to nahi
    Log har tufan ko hamari taraf mor dete hain….

  13. Anuj says:

    hahahahahahhahahehehhehehhe

  14. naina says:

    del ji hm to mast h aap btao ji yr i wanted to meet ur sweet child :P
    priya kuch nhi yr bas ab result ki tension h

  15. deepak says:

    Ye chand ye Taare acche nai lagte,
    duniya ke ye wade ab sacche nai lagte,
    koi to samjhao hamare mummy papa ko ki
    .
    .
    .
    ab hum KUNWARE acche nai lagte.:) :)

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Right,,
      like this comment
      Deepak ji….
      “billi ke gle me ganti bandhe huye” kitne years ho gye…. Bro…???
      Means:- shadi huye kitne saal ho gye….???

  16. deepak says:

    Life ka original sach:
    Sab Kehte Hai “Akele Aaye The, Akele Jayenge”.
    Par Sach Toh Yeh Hai,
    .
    “2 logo Ke bina Koi Aata Nahi, Aur 4 logo Ke bina Koi Jaata Nahi”;-)

  17. deepak says:

    40 years…n meri age 62 years h

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Deepak ji apki age 62 years hai… Kya…???

    2. Admin says:

      hehehe fir idha ka to sabse bada budha banda to yaar tum hue… baba saxidas se bhi bade m i right

      1. deepak says:

        are,..beta..
        Kon kehta h..budhape me ishk ka silsila nh hota..
        .
        Kon kehta h..budhape me ishk ka silsila nh hota
        .
        Aam tb tk maza nh deta…
        Jb tk PILPILA nh hota…

        1. Admin says:

          hmmm par pilpile aam mein keede b pad jate hai

      2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Admin bhai,, deepak ji niche se jawan hai….:-):-):-):-):-)

      3. deepak says:

        Sahi bola beta…but kide to kacche aam me b pad jate he…
        Pilple aam me kide pd b jaaye to kya ho..
        Kacche aam me kide pade,..to beta puri fasal kharab
        ho jati h…

  18. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto kha hai ap log…???
    Priya ji ap b gayab….???

    1. Priya says:

      Nahi ji,mai bhi yahi hun :)

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Ohooo… To b idhar hi hai ji…..!

      2. Priya says:

        okkk,bbye…..
        good night,,TC :)

      3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Priya ji,, Apka collage kyo close hai….???

      4. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Good n9t ji..:) :) :) 8-)

      5. Priya says:

        some teachers are on leave so :)

      6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Ok…!!!

  19. Mausam says:

    Deleted I am boy

  20. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    **GOOD MORNING DEAR FRNDZ**
    dear all frnds kaise hai ap log….???

  21. Lalitmangla says:

    Good morning friends

  22. deleted says:

    Gud mrng friends…..ab Mein bhi study karta hun….bahut kya

  23. Priya says:

    one day!!!

    They starts chating….
    Grl-hey wats ur gf’s name…
    Boy-ammm…her name is pallavi…
    Grl-ok(sad)

    Boy-hey wats ur bf’s name.
    Grl-i don’t hav any bf…
    Boy-really?
    Grl-ya….
    Boy-u knw 1 thing..i m also single..
    Grl-what? Then y u lied 2 me n who is pallavi?
    Boy-pallavi is no one.i just love this name.u want to knw y i lied 2 u?
    Grl-ya.tell me.
    Boy-coz.i like u n i love 2 chat wid u.i thought u’ll not accept me as fb is just 4 friends,not 4 love.i didn’t send u frnd rqust coz i didn’t wanna loose u
    grl-(tears in eyes)
    u knw last nyt i was just thinking 2 purpose u stupid….now accept ma frnd requst n give me ur number…
    Boy-omg…i shud hav tell u dis before.i love u…
    Grl-i love u 2 na…
    Friends its just an imagination not a real story.
    But may b in dis world it can b a true story of sum1….
    I hope u’ll like d story..
    good morning friendzz……
    have a very funny day :p:p

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Good :) :) 8-)B-):-):-):-) hehehe…

  24. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Deepak ji apne kha ki apkh age 62 hai. Yani 62 ko ulta karke denkhe.. But humne kuch jyada hi ulta kr diya..
    Jisse apki age 62 se badkar 92 years ho gyi..
    (kya age hai dosto din duna aur rat chauguna ke raftar se bar rha hai….)
    are bhai shadi-wadi kr lo nhi to,, soch lo ki apke b gun ki repairing karani paregi… Aur ap to samjh hi sakte hai ki kya hoga uske bad.. Hehehe…:-):-):-):-):-)B-)

  25. Priya says:

    hehehe…ok ji

  26. sonam says:

    gud morning frnds…..hru all?????????

  27. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Pappu ki nyi-nyi shadi hui…
    1st night ko kya karna hai. Usko Pta hi nhi tha…
    Socha chalo kisi se puch lete hai..
    Use apne bap(santa) ko fone kiya.. Aur idea manga…
    Santa:- pahle bb ke kapde utar..
    Pappu:- utar diya.
    Santa:- ab apne kapde utar..
    Pappu:- utar diya..
    Santa:-ab forplay ko injoy kro..
    Pappu:- papa koi 4 khelo ke name to batao..
    Santa:-madarchod, chal koi khel mt khelo.. Ye tere bs ki bat nhi hai. Abhi tu nya khiladi hai..
    Pappu:-papa aao tumhi sikha do na..
    (abi nhi, chal age dekh)
    Santa:-ab bb ke dono tango ke bich ja..
    Pappu:- pahuch gya papa..
    Santa:- ab tere pas jo hai. Bb ki c**t me dal de..
    Pappu ne apna mobile fone hi bb ke c**t me dal diya..

    1. Himanshu.the.don says:

      Good joke nilesh baby

  28. aser says:

    good

  29. hukam says:

    Nice

  30. abhay says:

    nice yaar………….

  31. kk says:

    good yar

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