Hakeem Ji Ka Ilaaz To Mast Tha

Banta Ko Ek Azeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Jo Kisi Doctor Ke Samjh Nahi Aayi.

To Santa Niraash Hokar Kisi Purane Hakeem Ke Paas Gaya.

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Hakeem Ne Santa Ki Bimari Ka Ilaaj Aurat Ka Dudh Bataya.

Santa Ne Bade Dhakke Khaye To Ek Aurat Raazi Ho Gayi.

Santa Ko Doodh Pilate Hue Aurat Sexy Mood Mein Aa Gayi Aur Boli: “Kuchh Aur Bhi Chahiye To Lelo.”

Santa: “Bas Bhenji, Agar Saath Biscuit Mil Jaate To Maza Hi Aa Jata.”

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