Happy Diwali :)

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Dosto Happy Diwali,

Bhagwan Se Yahi Dua Karta Hun Ki Ye Diwali Aap Logo Ki Life Mein Khushiya Leke Aaye.

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Jinki Girlfriend Unche Bichdi Ho Vo Unhe Mil Jaye, Aur Jo Tang Aake Girlfriend Badal Rahe Hai Vo Kirpya Mere Ko Unka Number Dene Ka Kasht Kare :P

Bas Itna Hi Kahna Chahunga Ki Dosto Huste Raho Aur Hasate Raho, Kisi Ko 2 Pal Ki Khushi Deke Bahut Thandak Pahunchti Hai.

Meri Bhi Koshish Rahegi Ki Isi Tarha Aap Logo Ko Hasata Rahu Aur 2 Pal Ki Muskan De Saku.

Aapka Apna
Sameer Urf Baba Saxidas

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  1. Wanted says:

    DEAR
    RAASHIII
    admin bro, jay, dhiru, pankaj, kapil, sameer, khan, anuj, lofar, kinshuk, deleated, panchii, divya, navya, raj, santa, banta, pappu, baba saxidas, baba lunnacharya, chinki, chuduml khan sahab, golu

    §§€€ HAPPY DIPAWLI €€§§

  2. ('.') Jay says:

    Dear all friends;
    May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
    May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
    May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
    May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
    May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
    May lights triumph over darkness.
    May peace transcend the earth.
    May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
    “WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”

  3. panchhy says:

    happy diwali baba ji and all frnds

  4. Samir says:

    ———-HAPPY DIPAWALI———–
    —————friends———-

    jay – ab tu larkiyon ki trh ruthna band kr aur syt p aa ja, aur yar tu abhi tk admn ki dosti ko samajh nhi ska,,isi liye tu aisi hrkt kr rha h,,admn tujh se bahut pyar krta h isi liye wo tujhe hi jyada khinchayi krta h ,aur yar hansi majak doston se hi kiya jata,gairon se nhi,,aur jok bnane se tum thore hi chhote ho jaoge,,dekho pankaj,raj,aur mai v apne ouper jok bnane k liye ready hu,,mai to ous time ka wait kr rha hu kb mere ouper 1 solid sa jok bne ,hehehe,
    aur yar tu is syt ka hero h tere bina ye syt adhura h,
    —-
    WANTED-tujhe dipawali mubarak ho,,,aur saleeee aj k bad tune mera nam aise
    ,,,SAMIR,,,
    nhi likha to,,tere gand pe apne luna se samir likh dunga,jb v tu potty krne k bad gand dhoyega tb tujhe mera nam yad aayega,
    —–
    rashi -apki shadi honi wali h,is k liye dil se advance me shadi mubarak ho,aur ap isi trh hansti rahen muskurati rahen,gum apko chhu v nhi paye,,aur yar apki hansi real m bahut hi pyari h,jo koi v apse bat krta hoga,wo apki mithi awaj aur chhuriyon si khanakti hansi sun kr apne gum ko bhul jata hoga
    ————–
    ——–PYARI PANCHHI——–
    panchhi tm kitni pyari ho gudriya rani ho,
    sabse alag wo diwani ho,
    titliyon ki trh ourti ho
    kabhi idhar kabhi oudhar milti ho
    hansti ho hasati ho
    hahahahaha hehehehe
    roti ho rulati ho
    hbuhbhuhbu
    hmko bhut satati ho
    chhoti ho pr khud ko badi samjhti ho,
    hamare sukh dukh me sath chalne ki kosis krti ho
    hamen v tmse hai bahut PYAR
    GOD sbko de tmhare jaisa YAAR

    ADMN, raj, pankaj,deleted,anuj,dhiraj,divya,
    kaminey,pyare mohan,roji,prince,rakhi,heart beat,mansi,,,princy,sabhi ko dipawali ki subh kamnayen

    ———-happy dipawali———-

    JPR

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      same 2 u yar…..hehehe ek bat sochkr hasi aa rhi h….ki tera naam sunhare achro se potty me likha jayega :P

      1. Asif says:

        Raj bro, what a pottyful cmnt!

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