Happy New Year, 2011

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Hello Friends Naya Saal Shuru Hone Jaa Raha Hai

Aur Meri Taraf Se Aap Sab Logo Ko Naye Saal Ki Bahut Bahut Badhayi Ho.

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Meri Poori Koshish Rahegi Ki Is Saal Ki Tarha Main Naye Saal Mein Bhi Aap Logo Ko Hasata Rahu.

Aap Sab Ke Pyar Aur Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Badi Takat Di Hai, Nahi To Shayad Main Itne Achhe Jokes Na Likh Paata.

Isi Tarha Mere Sath Rahe Aur Meri Takat Banaye, Aur Agar Kisi Ke Pass Faltu Girlfriend Hai To Mujhe Bhent Kare

Main Taakat Khud Bana Lunga.. Hehehe Sorry Friends, Kya Kare Jokes Likh Likh Ke Dimag Zara Shaitani Ho Gaya Hai.

Ek Baar Fir Aap Logo Ko Naye Saal Ki Badhayi Ho

Aapka Apna
Sameer Urf Baba Saxidas

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25 Comments

  1. Lofar says:

    Admin panchhi rashii sheela divya anjali rana ravan atankwadi daksh manish kapil dhiraj jay anuj mausam ratan dabang & al my frnds Happy New Year 2011

    1. anjali says:

      Same to u…….

      Lofar……….

  2. Ratan says:

    Happy new year sexidas baba.. Thanx ur gr8 .. Aap nahi tho ye site nahi..

  3. arush says:

    happy new year-2011 babaji nd all fnds on this site..

  4. arush says:

    A4-apko B4-bahut bahut C4-chori chori D4-dil se E4-ek bar milkar F4-face2face G4-gale lag kar H4-happy new year-2011 kehna chahte hai………..
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  5. shallu says:

    admin ji n all my cute frnds aap sab happy new year wish karta hu. Aap sab ne mujhe dher sara pyar diya jiske liye bahut bahut shukriya. Aap sab mujhe bahut pasand hai maine apne sabhi frnds ko aap sab ke bare mai bataya ki aap sab kitne cute or loving ho. I love u all n i wish u may live long jissae aap sabka saath mujhe hamesa mile again happy new year my frnds

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Panchhiji aapke liye Happy New Year ,

      "Panchhi Khawabo Ka prinda hai,

      Khusiya aaj kal chuninda hai

      Kabhi yaad kar liya karo is nacheez ko v,

      Ye Shakhs bura hi sahi par abhi jinda hai!"

      @Rashii ji, Happy New Year

      "Naya saal aaye banke ujale,

      khul jaye aapke kismat k tale,

      hamesha aap par rahe meharban upar wale,

      chand tare v aap par hi line mare

      @Admin bhai,

      "Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte,

      bahadur kabhi pith par waar nahi karte,

      aur hum wo hai jo happy new year bolne k liye 1st jan ka intejar nahi karte" tum kaho to roj bolu, he he he kya karu shaitan k sath insaan v shaitain ho gaya hai he he he

      @You all Happy New year kya karu baki frnds ka naam nai likh sakta

      1. Panchhi says:

        Thanx raj 4 such a beautiful rhayri

  6. arush says:

    hii..@rashiiji happy new year specially fr u….arz kiya hai… fulon ne kaha hai baharo se baharo ne kaha hai fizayo se sari khushiyan kadam chume es naye saal me,bas yahi dua hai apni us rab se…

  7. arush says:

    hii..@rashiiji im back….aur haan main kisi se nahi darta except my dad hehehe……ab aapko mere itne comments dekhne ko milenge ki aap paresan hoke bologe arush ab bas karo please………

  8. Rashii says:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR admin ji/sameer ji , ap isi tarah hum sbko hasatey rho or khud b haste rho

    happy new year frnds

  9. Dhiraj says:

    ….punit to chala gaya saath chhod k…..jay ka bhi cmnt
    nahi aaya…shayad woh bhi chala gaya saath chhod k….shallu ji ka
    bhi bharosa nahi….bakio ka bhi pata nahi…saath mein jinke rahta
    hoon…unke saath ka pata nahi….apno ne kabhi samjha nahi…gairo
    ko bhi fursat nahi….ab khud ko apna saathi maan liya…itni
    himmat de khuda ki…..khud ko na khud se juda kar paoon….ae naye
    saal k saathi..nai dosti mubark ho…aao yeh milkar vada
    karein..hamari yeh dosti salamat ho……..Happy new year 2 all of
    my friends 2011 bar…kuch ka naam lena thik nahi…so again 2011
    bar happy new year 2 all of u including me…taki mera saal sad na
    chala jae..tc..byee:).

  10. dev says:

    a very happy new year to all. god bless you

  11. Rosy says:

    2 al frnds, a very very happy new yr 2 u al… Bhagwan aap
    sabki ikshyaas puri karein.. Hehe @admin, ab toh angrejan banne ki
    shikayat ni h na? N faltu nai yaar, 2mhe toh koi achi gf he mil
    jayegi.. Sochne wali baat yeh h ki uss bechari ka kya hoga?
    Lol..

  12. Raja_Hyd says:

    Sameer aur saare users ko naya saal bahot bahot mubarak
    ho..

  13. Rashii says:

    Good morning admin ji n frnds HAPPY NEW YEAR

  14. Dhiraj says:

    jin jin logo ne happy new year nahi bola woh sab saale akdu
    hain abhi naam batata hoon…happy new year bolne mein itni
    sharm..my goodness!…jay,punit,daksh,anuj,rosy,aur bhi kafi hain
    naam yaad nahi….2013 mein happy new bologe…sharmilo nd
    sharmilio..kamino nd kaminiyon..huh! how absurd!
    disgusting!..hrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!.huh!!.

  15. Dhiraj says:

    Jay saale harami kidhar gaya bhagode dostdrohi…teri aise
    laat ghoonso se pitai karoonga na 2012 tak yaad rakhega….kaminey
    jaldi aa saale maa ki aankh bhen k bhai …baghode saale..kanha
    bhag gaya be…u junglee fox..huh!!

  16. Honeybee says:

    hey mai kal eak joke submit kiya tha what an idea wala wo
    kaha gaya

  17. vickyharyanvi says:

    Sabhi bhaio aur un bhaio ki behno ko meri taraf se naye
    saal ki bahut bahut mubarakbad.

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @vickyharyanvi, kyon confuse kar raha hai yaar ! itna hi to kehna hai sabhi bhaiyo aur meri bahno ko naye saal ki mubarakbad

  18. Sheela. says:

    Happy new yer all frnds n admin.

  19. Pratap Singh says:

    HI FRIEND'S AP SABHI KO VERYYYYYYYYYY———-VERYYYYYYYYY
    HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 ME GOD SE PRE KARUNGA KE ISI TARAH HAMARI DOSTI
    CHALTI RAHEEEEEE"""""""::::::+
    >>>>>>??????<<<<<<<<<<<_____((()))++++++===============___——–::::::'''''''';;;;;HAPPY
    NEW YEAR
    ;;'''';;;;;;;;::

  20. shallu says:

    hi adminji n all my cute frnds aap sabko….. happy new year….

    oye dhiraj paji naye saal par itna gussa ki hoya mere lol

  21. Zehro says:

    kya karein sameer naam k boys hote hi kameene hai!

    *no offense*

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