Honest Reply By Doctor
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Operation Table Par Lete Hue Mariz Ne Doctor Se Puchha
“Doctor Sahab, Hospital Mein Kab Tak Rukana Padega??”
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Doctor: “Operation Thik Hua To Ek Week…Nahi To Adha Ghanta !!!”
Hindi Version
ऑपरेशन टेबल पर लेटा हुआ मरीज़
डॉक्टर साहब, हॉस्पिटल में कब तक रुकना पड़ेगा ??
डॉक्टर: ऑपरेशन ठीक हुआ तो एक सप्ताह...
नहीं तो आधा घण्टा !!!
SMS / One Liner Version
Operation Table Pr Lete Hue Mariz Ne Dr Se Pucha- Dr Sahab, Hospital Me Kab Tak Rukana Pdega? Dr- Operation Thik Hua To 1 Week, Nhi To Aada Ghanta
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