How About The Ones Like Mine?

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Wife: “I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Dicks. The Big Ones Went For Ten Dollars And The Thick Ones Went For Twenty Dollars.

Husband: “How About The Ones Like Mine?

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Wife: “Those They Gave Away.

Husband: “I Had A Dream Too…I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Cunts. The Pretty Ones Went For A Thousand Dollars, And The Little Tight Ones Went For Two Thousand.

Wife: “And How Much For The Ones Like Mine?

Husband: “That’s Where They Held The Auction.

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44 Comments

  1. Nilesh says:

    Hehehehehehehehe………….. Good jokes…… Good morning frnds.
    kaise ho ap sab?

  2. sumit says:

    haha nice joke. that’s were they held the auction hehe is bar men ki jeeet hui.

    1. pankaj says:

      abe tu fir zinda ho gaya.. panchhi bahut yaad karti hai tujhe… hehe

      1. sumit says:

        are yaar exams chal rahe the na isiliye nhi a paya. aur tum log to yaad karoge nahi aur jo yaad krta hai use bhi mt krne diya kro :(

  3. Khan says:

    @ admin: purane wale jokes kyun nahin dikhrahe hai. I was searching for some chodumal khans jokes.but only few are there. Old ones r not there like one he tells in his GF marriage. Can u plz put a link for that.

      1. Khan says:

        Abey ismein bhi nahi hai woh joke. Aur yeh srf 10jokes hai page par tune kaha 26 hai. Neeche blank screen aaraha hai. Is it the prblm with website.

        1. Admin says:

          Abe next ka page nahi dikh raha kya tujhe?

      2. Khan says:

        Thanks Bro.:) Mil gaya.
        Aaj yeh sannata kyun hai nonvegpur mein. Sab log kidhar hai raj,samir,N.khan,panchi.
        How r u all friendz.

  4. divya says:

    koi hai?

    1. deepak says:

      hi, divya. How r u dear.

    2. pankaj says:

      tumhe kon chahiye..divya ji

    3. Jay says:

      Hey Ram en Kudiyo ko ho kya gaya hai Raat Ko Panchhi ko dikhayi nahi de raha thha Ab din me hi Divya ko V dikhayi nahi de raha hai, etane log yaha par hai aur Kah rahi hai Koi hai ?????

  5. Jay says:

    hi,
    Good day all of u n Admin bhai.
    Always Remember
    There’s A ‘HELL’ In Every
    H E L L 0 …
    Be Careful.
    There’s A ‘GOOD’ In Every
    G O O D B Y E …
    Be Grateful.

  6. Jay says:

    Rashii dear,
    Aaj Raat ko Sapne me khuda Se Meri Mulakat hui,
    Thodi hi sahi, Par Unse Kuch Baat bhi hui,
    Maine Aap ke Baare me Pucha-
    “Ye Meri Rashii dear Kaisi Hai?”
    Khuda bola –
    Sambhal ke rakhna Bilkul mere jaisi hai…

    “I Miss U Dear”

    1. Admin says:

      ganta. aisi vo patne wali nahi.. in bato se vo pat ti to hamare chunnu munnu bhi ho gaye hote ab tak :) bhuhuhuhuh

      1. Jay says:

        Arey Bhai Kosish to karne diya kar, Tu beach me kyu Apni Gand Adda kar dhyan apni “G” ki taraf kar leta hai:P
        Wase ye jaruri bhi nahi kee jo tujhse nahi pati wo kisi se bhi nahi pategi. Bhai mere kisi na kisi se kabhi na kabhi to jarur pategi.

        1. Admin says:

          Aur vo main hi hounga

    2. pankaj says:

      hahahahha…yaar bada achccha joke hai…hehehehe

  7. kapil the cute boy says:

    @Divya dear ME HU NA…

    1. divya says:

      Ha kapil G aap to ho hi

  8. Rashii says:

    Hum samjhe nhi
    ye pankaj ji bhi pta nhi kaha gayab ho gaye ab hume joke koun samjhayega :-(

    Admin ji namstey kaise ho ji, kafi busy rhne lage ho waiting per rhta hain apka ph hamesa
    jay dear so sweet itni sweet lines k liye
    wanted ji veg per jyda rhne lage ho ap, vegeterian ban gaye ho kya hehehe
    kapil ji dhanda kya hain apko jo manda chal raha hain?
    Heartbeat ji humari dhadkan tej ho gyi dhak dhak dhak dhak

    lunch time bhukh lg rahi hain break

    1. pankaj says:

      hmmmmmm aapne yaad kiya hum aa gaye ….per yaar joke to mujhe bhi samajh nahi aaya…is baar aap mujhe samjha do..plz.. ;)

      1. pankaj says:

        just joking hehe ..
        joke=
        wife- mene raat sapne me L ki nilami dekhi…usme lamba wala 10$ aur mota wala 20$ ka tha..
        husband- mere jaisa kitne ka tha..??
        wife- aise to waha reject ho gaye..

        husband- mne bhi kal raat sapne me C ki neelami dekhi.. jo kuch sunder thi wo 1000$ aur jo zyada tight thi wo 2000$ me auction hui…

        wife- aur meri jaisi …??

        husband- saali teri jaisi C ki wajah se hi to aisi neelami hua karti hai…hehehehe

        1. Admin says:

          C ki wajah se nahi c ke ander neelami ho rhi thhi. Means itna bada bhonsda hehehe

  9. Dhiraj*(pearl of arabian sea) says:

    uff! jay!

    tumhe sach mein ek wife ki jarurat hai..nahi to tum kanha se kanha chale jaate ho…
    .wife k bina tumhari training adhuri hai…
    tumhari garmi aur tandh ko kitni matra mein balance karna hai..wife k bina yeh sambhav nahi hai..tumhare liye hot sexy intelligent, beautiful,great kisser,great player,great giver..bold,…babes ki jarurat hai…tumhari garmi ko pyaar se jo tandha kar sake aise wife ki jarurat hai…tumhein aise wife ki jarurat hai..jo tumhein apni jawani ka anand dila sake,,jo tumhare badan mein aag laga sake aise wife ki jarurat hai…jo tumhein puri tarah santusht kar sake…jiske ek sparsh se tumhein current sa jhatka lage…kaash ismein mein tumhari koi madad kar sakta…hehe..waise mujhe aise ladkio ki pehchaan aasani se ho jaati hai..bolo to sexy wild hungry girls k bich tumhein fenk doon…jinse bachkar jinda laut nahi paoge haha…jab tak ki tum dharashai naa ho jaoo!!.
    aur koi madad chahiye to bolna..but iske badle mujhe kya milega ..ghanta..hahaha!!!

    1. Jay says:

      hehehehe………Yaar Jab gf hi nahi mil rahi hai to wife kaha se milegi…buhuhu

      Waise yaar dhiraj, jo tum mere bare me kah rahe ho ki mujhe kis type ki ladki chahiye. ye Teri baat ekdam 100% correct hai. Mujhe aisi hi Ladki ki talash hai. Lekin mujhe mil hi nahi rahi hai. Agar tu talash kar sakta hai to yaar Jaldi Talash kar. Tera bahut bada Ahsan hoga. Aur eske badle jo tu kahega wo milega……Agar Ghanta ki Tamanna hai to wo bhi milega….hahahahaha

  10. Dhiraj says:

    hello, jay..
    jis jagah se dhuan uthe jaruri nahi wanha aag hai..
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    1. Jay says:

      hmmm……Tere Kahne ka kya Matlab ????
      Tujhe dobut hai to Check kar ley, Haath me pakadega to haath jal jaayega….hehehehe

  11. Pearl(test my hottness) says:

    …iss aag ko bujhana hai bus ek raat tere saath bitana hai..
    …iss jawani ko char chand lagana hai bus ek raat tere saath bitana hai..
    …bol iss jawani ki aag mein apni jawani ko mere sath jalaega…
    …bol iss sharabi aankhon se aapni aankhon se iss nashe ka jaam peega..
    …iss laal garm hont ko apne hont se lagakar iss gulabi ras ko peega..

    aage aur bhi hai wait tab tak k liye…

    jawanitantra

    jawano k liye
    jawani se
    jawano dawara,

    1. Jay says:

      Meri Dreamgirl, Tu Phir Aa Gayi ? Mere Dil ko Dhadkane Aur Pappu ko Tadpane:(:(:(
      Ab to Phir roz Raat me Merey Pappu ki Tabiyat kharab ho jaya karegi….buhuhu

  12. Nilesh says:

    Sun le bhai dhiraj ….
    “@@@@ Champa ke dus phool chameli ki ek kali, murakh ki sari rat chatur ki ek khadi @@@@.”
    Ab yaha to ek bhi ache se mil jay to mazaaaaaaaaa………..hi mazzza hai. Kyo dosto?

  13. kapil the cute boy says:

    @RASHI ji apko pata nhi hai kya meri BRA aur panty banane ki company hai…usi ka dhanda manda chal rha hai..kuch tips do..plzz

    1. Admin says:

      Underwear bana shuru karde males ke

      1. Jay says:

        Admin bhai, Tab to Kapil bro. ka dhandha aur bhi manda ho jayega. Male se jyada Female ke Underware ki sealing hoti hai Q k Hum to apni gf ko Bra. aur Panty gift me detey hai Lekin humko koi gift me underware nahi deta hai……buhuhu

        1. Admin says:

          mene ye nahi kaha ki panty bra banana band kar… mene ek aur extra bataya hai hehehehehe

          aur yad rakhna mails ke underwears jyada bikte hai, kyunki vo kharab bhi jyada hote hai hehehehe

          Buhuhuhuhuhu ek banda month mein 1 2 to kharab kar hi deta hai ;) ur pura nanga hoke muth shayad hi koi marta ho ;)

  14. Hps says:

    rashii ji aap aage kya lagati hain?

    1. Jay says:

      hehehe…….Abe ye Aap Aage kya lagati hai, Eska kya Malab huwa ???
      Ye koi bhi Ladki batatey huwe sharmayegai:P

  15. Asif says:

    Hlo admin n frnds…. K se ho sab??
    Joke pehle suna hua tha.

  16. Dhiraj(in amazing world) says:

    …..jay 4 u…:)….

    Fire up the youth of today ..
    Looking at your erotic naked ..
    A series looking at your chest ..
    Seeing your intoxicating eyes ..
    Looking at your penis erect ..
    Looking at your hot ass …
    My heart was tempting ..
    Smelling the smell of your youth ..
    My heart got faster at moving ..
    Let me touch your body ..
    let me warm up your every corner of ur body with my hot lips.
    from top to bottom..
    Put your penis in my mouth,
    You’ll get all the fun, have fun .. and you should too ..
    And let your youth, full of juice ..
    Just this past me every day ..
    That is the fantasy of my youth ..

  17. suraj says:

    Verry nice jokes
    Heheheheheheh

  18. Dhiraj(in amazing world) says:

    @jay….hahahahahahah!!

    ye nileshwa kya kah raha hai…hahahah!!!

    1. Jay says:

      :):) Ekdam sahi to bola hai.

  19. deleted says:

    Thanx admin for publishing .

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