How Do You Know That?

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On First Nite Of Their Marriage Husband & Wife Claim Virginity.

Wife: “If This Is Your First Time How Did You Fuck So Well

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Husband: “If This Is Your First Time How Do You Know I Fucked So Well

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On 1st Nite Hsband n Wife Claim Virginity. WF- If Dis Is Ur 1st Time How Did U F.ck So Well. HB- If Dis Is Ur 1st Time How Do U Know I Fucked So Well

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30 Comments

  1. Sakshi says:

    Hey ths is nw joke. V v nice jokes hehehe..

    1. Nilesh says:

      Hellooo SAKSHII J pleaseee… kya mai jan sakta hu ki aap kaha se hai . Aur kya karti .(mera matlab hai-study , job or etc.) ????..

      1. divya says:

        Nilesh aapka fever kaisa hai?
        hi frends kaise ho aap sab?
        or Rashi g kaha the itne din aapko pata hai site k saare log kitne paresaan the aapke bina?

  2. Wanted says:

    HMMMM!!!
    baat to shi hai.

    @ADMIN BRO, jyada bhaw mt kha. dekhte hai, hm jaise dosto se baat kiye begair kitne din rah skta hai :)

    1. Nilesh says:

      Abe sale tum phir akad gaye be.
      Abe ADMIN bro iska to lagta hai phir se marna padega..hehehehehe

  3. Addy says:

    Hehehe dassu jokes hai.

  4. *Dhiraj* says:

    @deep,..ok fine dear..tum mujhe Dhiru bula sakte ho..as u wish..dosto k pyar k liye yeh naam bhi sah lenge..Q:)
    @jay..kya aaj kahun tumhare liye…bus mujhe apne dil mein daba k rakhna..aur rashii di ko pyaar se..Q:)
    @rashii di..aap humesha hansti aur muskurati rahe..Q:)

    yeh deleted kanha chala gaya…aur samir ka pata nahi…prince the bad guy..lovely..aaj kal koi movie nahi dikhata…jay k pass to time hi nahi..@:(
    shallu bhi bhag gaya haha..

    …………jay my honey for u….
    phirr se wahi zindagi jo humko mile,
    phirr se wahi pyar ho tumhi se ho,
    phirr se wahi zindagi jo humko mile,
    phirr se wahi pyar ho tumhi se …,

    palko pe..yaadon ki saari boondein hain…,
    bheege hue… pal tumhein phirr se dhunde hain,
    door hoke bhi tum saath ho aise,
    mere saath hai parchaayin jaise…,
    dard hume aur bhi ab gahra lage,
    tum jo nahi sab hume ab sahra lage………..,

    baanhon mein lamhon ki bus nishani hai..,
    jo naa kahi dil ki wahi ab kahani hai..,
    mere humsubah mere humnafaz ho tum,
    meine zindagi dedi hai tumko…..,

    phirr se wahi zindagi jo humko mile,
    phirr se wahi pyar ho tumhi se hume ho,
    phirr se wahi zindagi jo humko mile,
    phirr se wahi pyar ho tumhi se hume ho,
    phirr se….
    phirr se….

    urs sweetheartQ:)

    i love u honey..

    *Jay*

  5. *Dhiraj* says:

    I LOVE U *jay*.I
    I LOVE U *jay* L
    I LOVE U *jay* O
    I LOVE U *jay* V
    I LOVE U *jay* E
    I LOVE U *jay* Y
    I LOVE U *jay* O
    I LOVE U *jay* U
    I LOVE U *jay* J
    I LOVE U *jay* A
    I LOVE U *jay* Y

  6. Addy says:

    Wanted tune admin ko gaali di isliye wo narz hokar kahi chip ke ro raha hoga usko chup karwa lo warna wo cmts approve nahi karega. Wo tumse bahut pyar karta hai isliye tujse kafa hoke baitha hai use pyar se ik pappi dekar gale laga le wo jha ane k liye maan jyega. Admin bhiaya ab maan b jha wanted b tujse pyar karta hai.

  7. Addy says:

    Aj mein free tha tabi itne msg kiye aj ke din ik acha kam b kiya sab dosto ki apas mein sulha b karwa di yeh punaye kam ke liye ap sabi thks kahana chate ho par mat kahiye qki mera dil bahut bada hai khair kal kam mein busy rahuga mein isliye aaj mene ji bhar kar cmts kiye iske liye ap log muje thks kahoge but its ok. Jiwan mein yadi apko kisi se b pyar hai chahe wo ladka,ladki,gay or lesbian q nahi ho jese mene aaj [admin,wanted]do pyar karne walo ko mil wa diya iske liye muje punaya milenga.

  8. Addy says:

    Rashii ji kaise ho ap? In ladia jhado mein apka haalchal puchna bhul gya batayein ap kaise hai

  9. navya says:

    nice one

  10. Anuj says:

    Thank God Ekta Kapoor Ended Her “K” Fixation…

    Imagine What Her New Serial ‘Bade Acche Lagte Hain’ Wud Have Been Called?

    Khade Acche Lagte Hain ;)

  11. Anuj says:

    Ek sardar ne full n8 sex ke liye cal girl ko 2000 dekar kaha!

    Meri ek shart h ki har trip ke bad 5 min niche jakar chai- pani ka break lunga!

    Girl man gai!

    Rat ke 3 bje 16 trip ke bad girl adhmari halat me sardar ka picha karti h ye dekhne ke liye ki sardar har trip ke bad jyada strong kese ho jata h!

    Sab kuch dekhne ke bad ladki behosh ho jati h

    pta h kyu?
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    Niche 40-50 sardaro ki lambi line lagi thi

    1. Nilesh says:

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehe………….
      Bhosdi ke sare sardaro ka huliya ek jaise hi hota hai. Kaun gya aur kaun aaya ladki ko pta bhi nhi chala.

    2. anshul says:

      hehehehehehehehehehehehe mast hai yaar anuj yaar. hehehehehehheheheh bechari ladki bhi hehehehehhehehehe fas gayi

  12. Wanted says:

    hi frndzz!! kl mai bahar jarha hu. busy rhunga so cmnt nhi kr paunga. lekin haan, mai kosis krunga ki waha se apne ADMIN BRO k liye ek khubsurat si ladki ka mob no. le aau, hehehe. tc.

  13. *Dhiraj* says:

    good night honey
    good night rashii di.
    and good night all my dear friends..

    tc my jay honey…love u..sweet lovely musical beautiful dreams

    ur sweetheart
    Q:)

    1. Jay says:

      Good night sweetheart !!!!!!!!!
      Aaj Mai Purey din office me busy raha, thoda sa bhi time nahi mila ki mai tumko aur dosto ke name se kuch comments kar saku. Abhi mai es site par aaya hun aur Aap sabke comments read karne k baad mai ye comments likh raha hun. Meri Aankho me jalan ho rahi hai aur ab need bhi aa rahi hai so dear all friends and sweetherat good night……..sweetdream…tc.

  14. Hps says:

    Nice, hi sakshi wc n how r u?

  15. kapil the cute boy says:

    RASHI dear tum nhi thi to pagal sa ho gya tha ..hansna bhi bhul gya tha..isliye ruk ruk ke hansta tha..ab tum aa gyi ho to sab theek ho jayega

    1. divya says:

      o ho ho ho kapil g kitna jhut bolte ho aap aap to har joke pe khul ke haase the yaad kar?

      1. anshul says:

        hii divya darling , kaise ho aap . aap se bhi bhut dino baad mukkalaat hehehehehe mulakaat hui hai. bas raavan bhi nazar nahi aata .

      2. Jay says:

        dIVYA jI, hUMNE tO jHUTH nAHI bOLA yE rASSHI dEAR kO bATA dIJIYE..

    2. anshul says:

      hindustaan jinda bad , hehehehe kapil yaare kam se kam jhuth to mat bole kar . wese kaisa hai yaari , bhut din baad tumko dekha hai. hehehehheheh

  16. Jay says:

    Admin bhai, Tu kyu naraz ho gaya hai ??????
    Tu hum dosto se kyu baat nahi karega ???????
    Kya kisi ne teri Marzi ke khilaf teri “G” mar liya hai :P

    Dekh Raat ki time hai jyada chillayio Mat nahi to Gali ke Kutte bhi Bhookane lagenge :D
    Phir unko tujhe apni “G” chatani padegai :P

    “G” par hath rakhkar soyiwo nahi to koi sapne me bhi teri “G” mar lega :P

    Good Night Admin “G” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Nilesh says:

      Abe jay yad kar us din ko jis din maine tere sapne me aakar teri g mari thi. heheheheheghe
      aree WANTED tu has kyo raha hai be….isi bat par mujhe ek sher yad aaya…..
      SAIR BOLTE HO,
      SAIR BAAJ BANTE HO,
      GALI GALI GAND MARWAKE,
      USTAD BANTE HO !

  17. anshul says:

    hehehehehe babaji ye kya aap biti sunate ho kya kher . goodmorning babaji and ( imran,mausam,kapil,jay,manish,shalu,arush,aki,divya,rashii,panchhi,raavan, and all friends) goodmorning

  18. *Dhiraj* says:

    good morning honey*
    rashii di,
    and my all dear friends,,

    honey..yeh acchi baat nahi tum apni sehat ka pura pura khayal rakho..
    umaah!..bye..tc.luv u!

    urs sweetheart*
    Q:)
    umaah!Q:)

  19. *Dhiraj* says:

    @addy.. u r comments r sooo funny!tc dear
    Q:)

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