How Much Calcium In Woman’s Breasts?

Boyfriend Asks His Girlfriend: “How Much Calcium Is There In Woman’s Breasts?

Girlfriend Replied: “Woman’s Breasts Have Enough Calcium To Help A Man’s Boneless Thing Standup!

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The Joke "How Much Calcium In Woman’s Breasts?" posted on 21 Jan 2015 under English Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with , and viewed 29,569 times.

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