How To Do Love Marriage In Easy Way

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Agar Aap Bhi Love Marriage Karna Chahte Hai Aur Ladki Ke Ghar Wale Nahi Man Rahe To Ye Ek Choti Si Trick Use Karke Aap Bhi Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ko Mana Sakte Hai
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Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Shaadi Karna Chahte The, Par Unhe Darr Tha Ke Ladki Ke Maa Baap Love Marriage Ke Liye Nahi Maanenge.

Ladki Ne Iss Mamle Me Apne Gharwalo Se Baat Kari, Lekin Vo To Ek Hi Baar Me Maan Gaye.

Ladka Ye Sunkar Hairan Hogya. Usne Ladki Se Pucha,

Ladka: “Darling Tere Ghar Me Sab Kaise Maan Gaye Hamari Shadi K Liye.”

Ladki Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya,

Ladki: “Kuch Nahi, Ek Question Ka Answer Diya Or Maan Gaye.”

Ladka: “Aisa Kya Pucha Unhone?”

Ladki: “Unhone Pucha Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai. Maine Kaha Pet Ke Andar Laat Maar Raha Hai.”

Parents Shocked. Ladki Rocked.

Hindi Version

एक लड़का और लड़की शादी करना चाहते थे, पर उन्हें डर था के लड़की के माँ बाप प्रेम विवाह के लिए नहीं मानेंगे.

लड़की ने इस मामले में अपने घरवालों से बात करी, लेकिन वो तो एक ही बार में मान गए.

लड़का ये सुनकर हैरान होगया. उसने लड़की से पूछा,

लड़का: "डार्लिंग तेरे घर में सब कैसे मान गए हमारी शादी क लिए."

लड़की ने मुस्कुराते हुए जवाब दिया,

लड़की: "कुछ नहीं, एक प्रश्न का जवाब दिया और मान गए."

लड़का: "ऐसा क्या पूछा उन्होंने?"

लड़की: "उन्होंने पूछा लड़का क्या कर रहा है. मैंने कहा पेट के अंदर लात मार रहा है."

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