How To Make Younger Wife Pregnant

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There Was An Elderly Man Who Wanted To Make His Younger Wife Pregnant.

So, He Went To The Doctor To Have A Sperm Count Done.

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The Doctor Told Him To Take A Specimen Cup Home, Fill It, And Bring It Back The Next Day.

He Elderly Man Came Back The Next Day And The Specimen Cup Was Empty And The Lid Was On It.

Doctor: “What Was The Problem?

Elderly Man: “Well, You I Tried With My Right Hand…Nothing. So, I Tried With My Left Hand…Nothing. My Wife Tried With Her Right Hand…Nothing. Her Left Hand…Nothing. Her Mouth…Nothing. Then My Wife’s Friend Tried. Right Hand, Left Hand, Mouth…Still Nothing.”

Doctor: “Wait A Minute. You Mean Your Wife’s Friend Too?

Elderly Man: “Yeah, And We Still Couldn’t Get The Lid Off Of The Specimen Cup

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12 Comments

  1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    means cup ka dhakkan hi nai khula…hehehehehe…..OMG…!

  2. deepak says:

    hahahahahahehehehe…..
    Grt joke…hehehehe….

  3. deleted says:

    Thanks for publishing

  4. Anuj says:

    Baba w2h pe isss joke ka hindi v bhi tha

  5. deepak says:

    Kahe wo mujh ko bura to isme bura kya hai?
    mene khataao k siwa akhir kiya kya h?

    Kis dum pe me ummid rakhu usse pane ki?
    In haatho mai lakiron k siva rakha kya h?

    Thukra diya usne hume,
    thukrane k dard me akhir naya kya h?

    Umar bhar karna h hume intezar unka,
    or wo puchte hai akhir intezar me maza kya h?

    Beghar karke hume humare ghar se,
    ab puchte h tumhara pata kya h?

    Hum jee rahe h unke liye warna zindagi me ab rakha kya hai?

    1. Hps says:

      Wah!! Deepak bro..

  6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hmmm….
    Hehehehehe….
    Gud joke…
    Gud evening frndzz…
    Hw r u all….????

  7. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Pappu ki maa : 20 saal tak mere
    koi auladnhi huyi.
    .
    .
    .
    … .
    Press Reporter : phir aapne kya
    kiya??
    Maa : phir jab main 21 ki hui to
    papa ne meri shadi kar di tab ja
    ke Pappu hua..!! ;)

    1. deepak says:

      gud joke…dear..

  8. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Vicharr geya nu hafte beet gae ,
    khusiyan gamiyan naal beet gae ,
    yaadan de zakhma nu tu kade shill k dekh lawi , ni tu ajj vi dil vich vasdi a kadi mill k dekh lawi… ♥

    1. deepak says:

      bro. Ap is shayri ko hindi me likh skte ho…?

  9. Lalitmangla says:

    Good

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