How To Satisfy A Man & Woman

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According To William Sexfear’s Research

How To Satisfy A Woman: “Caress, Excite, Cuddle, Fascinate, Spoil, Kiss, Rub, Tease, Pamper, Console, Worship, Respect & Love.”

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How To Satisfy A Man: “Give Him A Blow Job

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How 2 Satisfy A Woman- Cares, Excite, Cuddle, Fascinate, Kis, Rub, Tease, Pamper,Console, Respect n Love. How 2 Satisfy A Man- Give Him A Blow Job

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13 Comments

  1. Jessica says:

    Frnds meri ELISA test +ve hai ab WB (western bolt ) test karni hai yeh bhi +ve toh confirm ho jayega ki mai HIV+ve hu :-(

    1. Mausam says:

      Jessica yaar aapke saath jisne bhi ye sab kiyaa he ,GOD usko sajaa(Punishment) jarur dega.WB test aur kara lo ,agar wo bhi +ve aataa he to kisee achchhe Dr.se advise lo,ab iske siva aur koi chaara nhi hai.
      really me ye jaan kar bahut dukhh hua he.magar abhi bhi GOD se dua karunga ki WB test -ve aaye.

    2. Vikas says:

      I will too pray for that. God bless you and punish who had done such sin.

      1. Prince says:

        he had already punished dear.. no one can escape from the eye of our own god.. dear sabko dhokha dena apne aapko dhokha mat dena..

    3. Jatin says:

      U KNW JESICA DEAR Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.AND Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learnto play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. SO GET WELL SOON.GOD BLESS YOU.

  2. Jessica says:

    Admin bhai kya ap orkut facebook ya kisi aur social networking site pe hai kya ?

    1. Admin says:

      Nhi ji mujge shonk hi nhi hai. Time nhi bchta ye sab ka

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    @jesicca dear itni shocking news tum itni aasani se kese suna sakti ho….i cant believe this,,…kya tumne apne ghar me sab ko bata diya?????

    1. Jessica says:

      Nhi yaar tum jante nhi mere sath kya hua tum mere sath. Mere satht kya hua hai yeh jane ke liye tum girlfrnds sweet msg is joke mai ja ke mere sath kya hua pad lena

  4. Jatin says:

    GOD BLESS U JESSIA DEAR….

  5. Jatin says:

    Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learnto play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. HONEY TNSN NA LO SB THEEK HOGA. ° DD

  6. smart hunk says:

    @jessica dear don take tension. jo hoga acha hoga.. kisi doctor se counssling kro.. ap thik ho skte ho. u kno abi china ne vexin bna liya h hiv ko khtm krne ka.. aur dere are medicines by which u can live a deseas free and long life..
    may god give u direction and bless..

  7. Avi says:

    gud joke

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