How Was My Shots?

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Dhoni Ne First Night Ke Baad Apni Wife Se Puchha

Dhoni: “How Was My Shots?

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Wife: “Bade Zabardast Shots Thhe Ji, Par Fir Bhi Aap Opening Batman Nahi Ho Ji

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Dhoni Ne First Night K Bad Apni Wife Se Pucha- How Was My Shots? Wife- Bade Zabardast Shots The Ji, Par Fir B Ap Opening Batman Nahi Ho Ji.

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35 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    hehehehehehe

    1. Sumit says:

      Abe hehe anuj kl jo l#nn mene tujhe udhar diya tha wo pankaj maang rha hai hehe. chal ab de bhi de use kitna khelega usse tu aur hehe…..

  2. Vikash raj says:

    Admin bhi dhoni cricket shot ki baat kar raha hai ya raat walay shots ki he he he

    1. Pintu says:

      Tu to nadan bachha hai ray, ghar ja dooah pee aur so ja.

  3. aki says:

    ahahahahahaahahahahah , wah bhai tusi to great ho badiya joke hai

  4. Suhas says:

    Samirbhai (adimin) veg jokes ki site achhi hai magar veg jokes to sune huye lage magar jo maja yahape he wo vahape kabhi nahi aayega. Aapko bura laga hoga to i'm sorry bhai muje jo laga wo maine bol diya. Aur ha aapne bolatha que.-ans. segment ka kya hua.

    1. Admin says:

      mujhe kuch bura nahi laga.. har admi ki apni pasand aur napasand hoti hai… tumhari bhi hai.

      haan vo question answer par ab work start karunga na

  5. Priya says:

    Old joke…origanal joke bhajji pr tha.

    Admin ji,hw r u?ap meri ek help kroge maine non veg jokes apni e-mail pr suscribe kiye the bt now i wnt to unsuscribe this…it's urgent..plz koi meri help kro

    1. Admin says:

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      1. Priya says:

        Maine wo bhi try kia bt abi tk bnd ni hue h.so i distrub u.

        1. Admin says:

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  6. Mansi Tiwari says:

    Nice joke………Bechara dhoni ka watt lag gaya.

    1. Pintu says:

      Lo dosto,

      Rakhi gayi to Mansi aa gayi.

  7. pankaj says:

    hahahaha iska matlab 2-4 out ho chuke hai aur dhoni ke baad 5-6 aur bhi aane wale hai…bahut badiya..hehe

    1. Pintu says:

      Aaj kal to cricket me Dhoni ki vaat lag gai hai, team barabar nai khel rhi, use extra players ki jarurat hai, aap ko jana hai kya?

      1. pankaj says:

        hehe…m tiyaaar hu bhai…jab picth mast ho to batting karne me kyaa prb. hai….

  8. Rashii says:

    Nice

    jay dear hume bhul gaye ap:-[

    dhiraj ji, apne lovely bhai ko bhi koi bhul skta hain kya. Love u dhiraj bhai

    bheem bhaiya mithayi bhi apki tarah sweet hain n jay dear humare dost hain bhai nhi

    kaha ho sb?

  9. Pintu says:

    Admin, mera vo cmnt jo maine Dhoni n wife ka dala tha, pls use aprove kar do na.

    1. Admin says:

      Vo b Factory gaya..

      aur aj ke bad kisi ka joke jo comment mein dala ho vo na dikhe to samajh lena factory mein pahuncha diya mene usko hehehe

  10. bheemjat says:

    samer yar veg site nonveg se km kyu chhl rhee h vha bhut km cmnt derhe h woy

    1. Admin says:

      koi baat nahi, har cheez mein time lagta hai

    2. panchhi says:

      me btau apna hehe roz alag alg ladkiyo k name se cment kro fir dekho sare boys uha kese ikathe ho jayege hehe

      1. Admin says:

        Bakootri tu bhi to kahi esa nahi karti na :(

        bade logo ke dil toot ke hath mein aa jayenge.. aur dono goliya chipak jayengi agar ye sach hua to

      2. panchhi says:

        agr is site ka koi user krega to sbse pehle tmhe h pta chalega aur aesi hrkte krne me muje koi interest ni h

  11. Heart without beat says:

    One technical question admin. Sameer yaar main mobile se internet k jariye har site pe watch kar leta hu waha se download b kar leta hu lekin jab youtube pe video watch karne lagta hu to maine video watch to kya karna ulta browser se bahar aa jata hu iska kya karan hai agar koi solution hai to wo b btana

      1. Heart without beat says:

        Nokia 311o classic operamini aur ha way 2 heart b nahi chalta us par chat nahi kar pata

        1. Admin says:

          hmmmm. yar par kabhi kabhi tumhara naam aata to hai udhar w2h par

      2. Heartbeat says:

        Ha naam to aata hai par jab b main apna cmnt likh kar send karta hu to wo cmnt box se to gayab ho jata hai lekin wo kisi aur jagha show b nahi hota ya phir likha hua aata hai heartbeat timeout

      3. Heartbeat says:

        Admin bhai mere 4 aug. K 5:18 pm wale cmnt ka rply b dedo

        1. Admin says:

          konsa be

  12. Vickyssss says:

    *Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray hote hain aur hum Kaalay. AISA KYUN? Student: Kyun K Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke SEX Hota Hai aur Yahan Sarson Ka Tail Laga Ke.

  13. Dhiraj.(jays yaar) says:

    @rashii di,
    jay ko aajkal time kam milta hai isliye uske cmnts kam aatein hain..par woh time milte hi site pe dhamal machaega..bye the way aap to meri di hain aur jay aapka dear hai..tc
    .@jay..tumhari kavita acchi lagi mujhe tum pata hai kanha chhipao ummmm apne bed k niche..hahaha.!gnight.

  14. Dhiraj.(jays love) says:

    @jay..tum hume kaise bhool paoge.
    hum tumhein kaise bhool paenge.
    tum mujhe apne dil k main door mein rakhte ho.
    hum bhi tumhe main door mein rakhte hain.
    tum din k suraj ho aur main din ka chaand..jo pal bhar k liye milte hain phir gayab ho jaatein hain..fir bhi hamesha rahtein hain..
    tum meri haddiya mat todna tumhein kabi nahi bhulunga..lekin agar tum bhul gaye..to kasam khuda ki tumhein dharti k kisi kone se apne pass le aaunga..aur jane nahi doonga..tc sweetdreams.miss u

  15. Asif says:

    D Joke war really old

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