Humara Pyaara Teesra Dost

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Thha

Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

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Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi

Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Ladka: “Janu, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Ese Bahar Khade Rahenge

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The Joke "Humara Pyaara Teesra Dost" posted on 20 Aug 2014 under English Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with , and viewed 85,493 times.

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Grlfrnd Se Ghar K Bahar Der Tk Sexy Batein Krte Krte Ashiq Ki Pant Me Halchal Shuru Hui To Vo Bola: Janu Andr Chale, Hum Teeno Kb Tk Ese Khade Rahenge

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    1. Matrix says:

      Abe mausam he..he..he..he….tune jo cheque mujhe diya tha ye bolke ki "plz. mujhe aapki film ke lyrics likhne do".

      Wo lekar jab mien bank gaya to he..he..he.. tera cheque bounce ho gaya :P

  1. Stunningjerk says:

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    with

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    VENUE: Champa Bai ka

    kotha, Red Light Area,

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    FUNCTIONS:

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    Boba Pakdai- 30 DEC.

    &

    CHODA CHUDAI- 31 DEC.

    –Meli chachi ki chudai

    me jalul jalul aana–

    BABY TOTO

    RSVP:

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    Loude Lalji – Nana

    Sodavni Devi – Masi

    No Gifts only Condom plz!

    1. savita says:

      Stunningjerk bhai

      is site ke sabhi friends n Adminji ki aur se dhanyabad for ur marriage invitation

      Aapko sadi bahut-2 mubarak

      sameerji agar ho sake to ye thanks apni aur se de dena.

        1. savita says:

          nahi banjaraji yahan kiske pass time hai vo bhi aesi horrible marriage ke liye mujhe pata tha koi nahi ja payega so maine sabhi ki aur se mubarakbad de di theek kia na.

  2. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ -tive nd +tive dono milte hai to kuch jagahoo pe senser laga hota hai jo ki kaam krna start kr deta hai !

    @ wo jagah kon kon c hoti hai aap log hee typ kr do !

    @ rashhi g aapko yaad aaye ekeliye aapko thnx !

    @ kaise ho metix bhai ?

    @ ye apnni pyari c panchhi kidhar kho gayee hai ?

    @ mousm bhai namskaar !

    @ ye "mast ram" nd savita g ka mehnt kabile tareef hai !

    @ ek dost ka naam maine jaan bhuj kr typ nahi kiya , bcoz usne v to mera naam typ nahi kiya tha !

  3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ yaar ek baat bolu !

    yaha kuch log bol rahe hai "maine apni lyf kisi se lov kr k duba liya "

    yaa fir mujhe kisi ne pyar me dhokha de diya , main ab jina nahi chahta nd aur sare log ko koste firte hai na unhe dub marna chahiye !

    @ kamine sb lund nd chut le ke bhagte firte hai ki kaha mouka mile jo suru ho jaauuu ,

    family ke liye kya kiya ye soch na ! 20 year jaha raha wo kuch nahi , nd anty sex me to 20 minute me hee pagal ho jate hai !

    @ admin bhai aap se request hai ki aise comments ko ab paas na hee kare to heek rahega !

    gaar marne ke waqt koi nahi kisi se nahi kehta ki main aaj aisa krne wala hu , nd ab muft me kisi ko koste rehte hai !

  4. Panchhi says:

    Hehe bilkul thik kaha usne …..@hello mausam ji shayri ke liye bhot bahot sukrhya …!aur kaise hai ap? @hey heartbeat mere xams kafi ache rhe…ap btao kya halchal hai? Nd gud nyt … @raavan jani lafra me tare liye kr rai hu mtlb tere liye ladki pata rai hu …hehehe aur sweets kesi hai?

  5. Stunningjerk says:

    Boobs jitne bade honge,
    Sundrta utni badhti hai.

    Tabhi to kabir ne kaha-

    Choti Chuchi dekh k
    diya Kabira roye,
    Aise chuchi kis kaam ki,
    jo chuss sake na koi.

    1. Cobra says:

      bahut badiya sidhi sadhi ladki tum yahan par kaise galti se aa gai "net par veg site search kiya tha kya?"

      tum par kya asar hua.

      ayesha line me rahogi to sab thik ho jayega…

      tumhare liye

      buri aatmayen – "Bhagawan ke chakkar lage rahate hai, kyonki uhe hamesa pachhatawa hota rahta hai."

      achhi aatmayen – "Ye kuchh jyada bura karna chahte taki, bhagwan unke pas aake kahe{Bas ho gya yaar}"

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Sandy khule khate rakhe yaarian pagon nu sandy jis waqt tumne non veg jokes ki is site ki taraf apna pehla kadam badhaiya tha usi waqt sabhi tumhare frnd ban chuke the so welcome in world of happiness and enjoy this site

  6. manish says:

    bahut badhiya ,yaar wedding invitation padh ke to mere hans hans ke aansu nikal gaye -sabhi 52 freinds ko forward kar rahan hoon .

    jai stunning jerk baba ki !!!!

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