Humara Pyaara Teesra Dost

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Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Thha

Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

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Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi

Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Ladka: “Janu, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Ese Bahar Khade Rahenge

SMS / One Liner Version

Grlfrnd Se Ghar K Bahar Der Tk Sexy Batein Krte Krte Ashiq Ki Pant Me Halchal Shuru Hui To Vo Bola: Janu Andr Chale, Hum Teeno Kb Tk Ese Khade Rahenge

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52 Comments

  1. Mausam says:

    hahaha sahi kahaa tha ladke ne,

    dono to khade hi the,baatein sun kar wo bhi khadaa ho gayaa hoga ,

    nice yaar

    1. Matrix says:

      Abe mausam he..he..he..he….tune jo cheque mujhe diya tha ye bolke ki "plz. mujhe aapki film ke lyrics likhne do".

      Wo lekar jab mien bank gaya to he..he..he.. tera cheque bounce ho gaya :P

    2. heartthrob says:

      mausam bhai jaagne se pahle toh woh tatto par apna sir rakh kar

      soya hua tha but ladki ki pyari si awaaz ne sher khan ko jaga diya hehe.

  2. Stunningjerk says:

    MARRIAGE CARD:

    Mr. Bra & Mrs. Panty solicit ur fucking presence at d marriage of their son

    LUND RAM

    with

    BOBA DEVI

    (D/O Mrs. Chut Bai &

    Lavad Singh from

    Bhosia nagar)

    VENUE: Champa Bai ka

    kotha, Red Light Area,

    Jhant Khand

    FUNCTIONS:

    Ungli dalna- 29 DEC.

    Boba Pakdai- 30 DEC.

    &

    CHODA CHUDAI- 31 DEC.

    –Meli chachi ki chudai

    me jalul jalul aana–

    BABY TOTO

    RSVP:

    Bhosia Ram – Mama

    Loude Lalji – Nana

    Sodavni Devi – Masi

    No Gifts only Condom plz!

    1. savita says:

      Stunningjerk bhai

      is site ke sabhi friends n Adminji ki aur se dhanyabad for ur marriage invitation

      Aapko sadi bahut-2 mubarak

      sameerji agar ho sake to ye thanks apni aur se de dena.

      1. Banjara says:

        Kya ho rha h savita kya tum iss shadi mai ja rhi ho agr jao toh mujhe bhi apne sath le jana

        1. savita says:

          nahi banjaraji yahan kiske pass time hai vo bhi aesi horrible marriage ke liye mujhe pata tha koi nahi ja payega so maine sabhi ki aur se mubarakbad de di theek kia na.

          1. Banjara says:

            Thanx

    2. shubham says:

      ye joke h lekin kisi aur nam se h. Chal koi bt nai acha h apne post kr dia joke.

    3. ravi soni says:

      thats nice yaar

  3. ajay sri says:

    kyonki ladka jaldi me tha nahi to uski bah jati aur ladki uske gaan pe kick maar kar kahti tu to gaandu hai

  4. Heartbeat says:

    Nice joke khub jamega rang jab mill khade ge teen yaar aap main aur mera la*d ha ha ha

  5. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ -tive nd +tive dono milte hai to kuch jagahoo pe senser laga hota hai jo ki kaam krna start kr deta hai !

    @ wo jagah kon kon c hoti hai aap log hee typ kr do !

    @ rashhi g aapko yaad aaye ekeliye aapko thnx !

    @ kaise ho metix bhai ?

    @ ye apnni pyari c panchhi kidhar kho gayee hai ?

    @ mousm bhai namskaar !

    @ ye "mast ram" nd savita g ka mehnt kabile tareef hai !

    @ ek dost ka naam maine jaan bhuj kr typ nahi kiya , bcoz usne v to mera naam typ nahi kiya tha !

    1. divya says:

      PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) maine hi aapka maan nhi liya tha sorry

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ dekha maine aapki choori pakad liya na !

        @ kaise ho aap ?

    2. Banjara says:

      So0o0o0orry my dear

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ aise me to aap log jaan leke v sorry bol doge g !

        1. Banjara says:

          Arrrrrre aise kaise jaan le lenge yaar frnd h tumhare

    3. Mausam says:

      Psychology bhai namaskaar,aaj mood bahut achchha aur khushgawaar lag rhaa he
      achchha he hameshaa khus hi rahnaa chahihye .

  6. shubham says:

    ladka bada b**n ka loda h uski maro pehle to h koi dosti k lie?

  7. Rohit says:

    Ladke ka khada ho gaya Matlab uski girlfriend bahut sexy lag rahi hogi aur dono sexy baatein kar rahe hongein.

    1. Admin says:

      chal vo to jo thhe… par hehe tu kyu itna excited ho raha hai

      1. Matrix says:

        Kyunki wo chowtha dost banna chahata hai :P

  8. Rashii says:

    Nice joke

    1. savita says:

      kya baat rashiji aap NICE tea bahut peeti hai always use this word nice
      v.good.aur paper kaise hue?, aap kaisi hai?

      1. Wanted says:

        nhi savita wo kyki rashii ji khud bhut nice hai n, isiliye

  9. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ yaar ek baat bolu !

    yaha kuch log bol rahe hai "maine apni lyf kisi se lov kr k duba liya "

    yaa fir mujhe kisi ne pyar me dhokha de diya , main ab jina nahi chahta nd aur sare log ko koste firte hai na unhe dub marna chahiye !

    @ kamine sb lund nd chut le ke bhagte firte hai ki kaha mouka mile jo suru ho jaauuu ,

    family ke liye kya kiya ye soch na ! 20 year jaha raha wo kuch nahi , nd anty sex me to 20 minute me hee pagal ho jate hai !

    @ admin bhai aap se request hai ki aise comments ko ab paas na hee kare to heek rahega !

    gaar marne ke waqt koi nahi kisi se nahi kehta ki main aaj aisa krne wala hu , nd ab muft me kisi ko koste rehte hai !

  10. Panchhi says:

    Hehe bilkul thik kaha usne …..@hello mausam ji shayri ke liye bhot bahot sukrhya …!aur kaise hai ap? @hey heartbeat mere xams kafi ache rhe…ap btao kya halchal hai? Nd gud nyt … @raavan jani lafra me tare liye kr rai hu mtlb tere liye ladki pata rai hu …hehehe aur sweets kesi hai?

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Panchhi main v bilkul theek hu

    2. Mausam says:

      Panchhi ji main theek hoon aap sunayen aap kaiseee hain

  11. Raaj says:

    gud joke
    bt not best

  12. Raaj says:

    stunningjerk
    your invitation is best

  13. Stunningjerk says:

    Boobs jitne bade honge,
    Sundrta utni badhti hai.

    Tabhi to kabir ne kaha-

    Choti Chuchi dekh k
    diya Kabira roye,
    Aise chuchi kis kaam ki,
    jo chuss sake na koi.

    1. Banjara says:

      Stunnigjerk kabir ji ne ye apke liye likha ye sirf apke liye h

      chodan-2 sb kre

      chod sake na koi

      chodan ki jb bari aaye

      just joke only
      L**D khada na hoye

  14. Ayesha says:

    tumlog kitni gandi gandi baten karte ho. sharm nahi ati. ek ladki ye sab padhegi to kya asar hoga uspar.

    1. Admin says:

      Hmm thik boli. Par ab tum hi bata do ki tum par kya asar hua

    2. Cobra says:

      bahut badiya sidhi sadhi ladki tum yahan par kaise galti se aa gai "net par veg site search kiya tha kya?"

      tum par kya asar hua.

      ayesha line me rahogi to sab thik ho jayega…

      tumhare liye

      buri aatmayen – "Bhagawan ke chakkar lage rahate hai, kyonki uhe hamesa pachhatawa hota rahta hai."

      achhi aatmayen – "Ye kuchh jyada bura karna chahte taki, bhagwan unke pas aake kahe{Bas ho gya yaar}"

    3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ saccchhhhhhiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. sandy says:

    hi frnds i am new here…
    hw r u all, i like ur comments nd discussion with each other..
    wanna frndshp wid u all..

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Sandy khule khate rakhe yaarian pagon nu sandy jis waqt tumne non veg jokes ki is site ki taraf apna pehla kadam badhaiya tha usi waqt sabhi tumhare frnd ban chuke the so welcome in world of happiness and enjoy this site

      1. sandy says:

        thanx 2 u alllllll….

    2. Cobra says:

      sandy sundy sendy kandy pandy

      wellcome bhai…

  16. Ashish says:

    Khada to larki ka v hota hi

    1. Cobra says:

      Kya khada hota hai batana yaar…

      muchhe wakai me nahi malum ki ladki ka kya khada hota hai?

  17. vijji says:

    Andar jane ke bad do dost soyenge aur us ke baad thisra dost sojayaga

  18. Ashish says:

    Cobra vai, rom.rom.rom

    1. Cobra says:

      thanks bhai batane ke liye.

  19. manish says:

    bahut badhiya ,yaar wedding invitation padh ke to mere hans hans ke aansu nikal gaye -sabhi 52 freinds ko forward kar rahan hoon .

    jai stunning jerk baba ki !!!!

  20. Cobra says:

    kya bat hai adminji aaj aapne is site ke liye samay nahi nikala khan busy ho gaye ho?

  21. Arun says:

    kya khoob ho aap log mast wah!mazza aa gaya

  22. Madhur says:

    achha hai sala khade gir jata hai kisi ke so ne ke jarurat hi nahi…!

  23. adinath says:

    bate karne mai time kyu west kiya ab jao andar or jo tumhara tesra dost ko use bhi apne dost se milao

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