Husband Wife Sex

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Husband To Wife – Sex Ho Jaye?

Wife Says – No.

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Husband – Diamond Jewer La Dunga.

Wife – Nahi.

Husband – Car Le Dunga.

Wife – Bola Na Nahi..

Saath Mein Unka Beta So Raha Tha Wo Bola

Daddy Meri Marlo Cycle La Dena.

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Hsbnd:Sex Ho Jaye? Wife:No. H:Jewer La Dunga. W:No. H:Car Dunga. W: Bola Na Nahi. Sath Me Beta So Rha Tha Bola Dad Meri Marlo Cycle La Dena

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Comments

263 Comments

  1. ADEY says:

    increbal joke

  2. Anonymous says:

    mast he

  3. nysha says:

    wow…….baby jokes

  4. nysha says:

    miracle baccha party zindabaad

  5. ankit says:

    mazza aa gaya bhanchod baccha bap se bhi harami hai

  6. rammohan ram says:

    beta ka jaga beti bolato badaa acha hoga ?

  7. unknown says:

    beta ki jagah beti honi chahiya thi any way nice one

  8. Anonymous says:

    kya joke tha

  9. fatti kachi.... says:

    anki ye tu tha na…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmt

  10. Anonymous says:

    Jitne me car lakar deta utne me to ek sexy nd mast randy aa jati chutiya….

  11. tia says:

    lovely joke kisi ko mere mmarni hai lunn

  12. jayesh says:

    Tia,

    Teri to marne mein aur bhi mazaa aayega

  13. Anonymous says:

    tia teri chut faad dunga

  14. sheetal says:

    meri bhi maar lo koi…bada man kar raha hai…im ausm in bed…specially wen sm1 licks ma vagina…bites my nipples n dn fuck me hard….someone intrested?

  15. monu says:

    Yes Darlong allow me to fuck…..

  16. Imran says:

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  17. sonia says:

    koi meri cho.ot apni lu..nd se bhar do

  18. sonali says:

    very funny………….

  19. joshi says:

    bacha gay nikla sala

  20. Manoj says:

    vry vey nice

  21. Shashi says:

    I like it

  22. RAHUL. says:

    hi sonali i wannaaaaaaaaaa chat wid u.

  23. GAURAV says:

    Hiiiiiiiiiiii sonia i wannaaaaaaa friendship wid u. plz reply me

  24. kuldeep khatri says:

    wife shamblti nahi h kaya beta chod

  25. sudhanshu says:

    baccha baap se jyada chalu hai….

  26. maneesh says:

    hi sheetal call me now on 9236870115

  27. Adnan says:

    bacha bada hogaya yar…

  28. Anonymous says:

    nice joke

  29. Badal says:

    HAAAN SAB YAHA MARWA RAHE HO OR LADKIYA TO BHAG GAYI

  30. parminder says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  31. sanjay says:

    haha ha

  32. amit says:

    ladka lakdi ek saman jab hoga desh ka kalyan

    samhj gaye na

    i love you s

  33. pankaj says:

    v gand fadu joke….

  34. Kiran says:

    hi

    adey i want to chat with u

  35. Anonymous says:

    tia tere boobs ek bar suck karunga aaja

  36. solanki P says:

    ladki ki ch@@t me mera dalooga

  37. nikita says:

    i waana sex……, yaha koi hai mujhe chodne vala????

  38. nidhi says:

    koi hai jo meri piyass bujha de……

  39. niki says:

    nice na padanale ka bhi aaisa hi hoga

  40. kimmi says:

    i like it…….

    anyone like that here??

  41. viccky says:

    nikita i wana fuck you. are you ready?

  42. ranjeet says:

    aapki kwAHIS JARUR PURI HOGI AAP Millo tO SAHI

  43. Anonymous says:

    hai nikita!main apko lund ke liye tarasne nahi dunga mujhe reply karo aur call karo! raj

  44. raj says:

    hai nikita!main apko lund ke liye tarasne nahi dunga mujhe reply karo aur call karo! raj

  45. akash says:

    hai very nice joke s meine pada aur mujheaccha lage

  46. Raby says:

    Hi, sonia luv u baby

  47. murari kumar says:

    sheetal r u ready

  48. riya says:

    is someone there to suck my breasts dry………..plz do it sm1……….

  49. prem says:

    koi meri gaand mar lo…kabse khujla raha hai

  50. Nav says:

    Gasti tia

  51. Kapil says:

    Come on sheetal,nikita and nidhi randi .tum se jyada to me bekarar hu.

  52. don says:

    sheetal i wanna f.uck u

  53. sexxy baby says:

    common wanna fuck babbyyyy,……

    soo hungry……

    yoo guyzzzzz come darling……..

    aaouch itz painng a lot….

    sum1 who cn suck mah hot boobs……

  54. Anonymous says:

    acha joke tha

  55. Raju says:

    Koi ldki mera lund chusegi. Aa jao

  56. melissa says:

    bate ki place mein beti honi chahiye thi

  57. komal says:

    very good

  58. xxxxxxxxxxholic says:

    aajo salo mai bhi jism ki pyasi hoon just lik me boobs they r juicy n ripen, meri choot tu pucho mat just fuck me once tumhe toh maja hi ajaega n yes just after licking me u'll cme 2 knw how hot sexy babe i;m

  59. jack says:

    TIK THA

  60. gunda says:

    tia yar apna fig to bata

  61. Manu says:

    Sab ki sab gashtiya hai sali, jo aise joke padh rhi hai

  62. Anonymous says:

    sab

    bakwaas

  63. swativais says:

    sali kuti

  64. swativais says:

    haram khor

  65. shahil says:

    pinki k comments nhi dikh rhe

  66. sahil says:

    m new

  67. harish says:

    thik hai

  68. Anonymous says:

    hiiiiii

  69. gwend says:

    bete ki kya zarorat thi bar mein itni milti hain

  70. Tapayan says:

    Hey bagvan, humare bharat me itni nich soch ki ladkiya kaha se aa gayi.

    Hey bangvan utha le utha le

    mujhe nahi, aisi gandi ladkiyo ko

  71. mukesh says:

    haha nice joke

  72. pardeep says:

    mellisa aja main tera baap banta hu saali tujhe risto ki kadar nahi hai aaja teri pyas main bujata hu maa ki lodi saali

  73. Sweety says:

    Nice joke…

  74. booby says:

    someone plzzz cumm n fuckkkkkk me…my

    z waiting….

  75. dinesh says:

    yaar kisi ko fuck karwana hain to contact me only girls….and nice joke.

  76. melissa says:

    sale,harami,kaminey,kutey,madarchood,bahenchood muje maa

    ki lodi kahata hai

    fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  77. sandeep says:

    good jock

  78. sandeep says:

    booby darliing gajar moli apni fuudi me le le

  79. booby says:

    sandeep tum daal do gajar muli …….

  80. booby says:

    dinesh i wanna contact u…..

  81. Anonymous says:

    koi ladaki hai chudne ke liye

  82. alishba says:

    tapayan agar hum nichi soch vale hain to tou yahan kya parhai karta hai sale kutte kamyne ganduuuuuuuu

  83. neil says:

    bawli gaad jaisa joke diya h lodu ne

  84. neil says:

    sweety mera to khadaa ho rha h legi kyaaaaaaaaaaaa

  85. sauarbh says:

    alishba lena hai kya land

  86. Prince Raj says:

    Booby mera gajar mota hai logi kiya

  87. Prince Raj says:

    seetal aa main teri choot chodta hun

  88. armaan says:

    aur kyaa haal hai

  89. armaan says:

    hai koi aisi sachi dilwaali jo mujse baat kare plz ,hey sheetal meri girlfrnd banogi kya?

  90. Jhon says:

    Yr ye ladki hai ya…..

  91. Anonymous says:

    Good one

  92. farhan says:

    nice jokes hi alshba bobby sheetal kaishi ho dear

    mujse dosti karoge?

  93. Dev says:

    Hello all, ab main bajata hoon

  94. Dev says:

    yeh sale ladke ladkiyon ke naam se id banake reply karte hain, pata nahi kya khujal hai

  95. priya says:

    hiiii alihba wana talk to me

  96. alishba says:

    why not priya

  97. yash says:

    maa chod dev bhai kya bat kahi sabki gaan fat gyi

  98. Lili says:

    betbete ki jagah naukare ki jagah naukar hona chahiye tha

  99. Lili says:

    mera dost kon banega

  100. sarrru says:

    hai lilli

  101. aliya says:

    well…this doesnt feel so great to see girls commenting on this… hmmpphh…

  102. ankit singh says:

    you are right dev bhai salon ki gand me khujli hoti hay.sochte hay sayad yahi koi mil jaye jiska lund unki gand me fit aye.

  103. shan says:

    what abt urs aliya

  104. ankit singh says:

    ria randi mera land lele bada lund to dur ki baat hay har badi chij se dar lagne lagega.

  105. Ritu says:

    Mujhe joke kuch pasand naì aaya

  106. rash says:

    meri dost banjao RITU acche acche joke sunaunga, n tumhare sath karunga b

    ;-)

  107. Ritu says:

    Hey rash, mujhe kitna chodoge

    1. varun says:

      RITU BABY HEY

      RITU BABY AGAR TUMHARA SIIL PHATA NAHI HOGA TO TUM JITN AKAHOGI UTNA CHODUNGA

  108. ashish says:

    main to devki ko chodoo aur lodaa do

  109. rash says:

    ritu jitna tum kahogi utna

  110. rash says:

    ritu baby rply to do, mera lund khada he tere liye, aaja tuje chod deta hu darling ;)

  111. DHIRAJ says:

    HEY BOYS APNA LUND MUJH PAR LAND KARAO KABHI CRASH NAHI HOGA.KISMAT WALE HOTE JINKA CRASH HONE SE BACHTA HAI.

  112. raju says:

    mera land v khujla raha kishi larki k chut me jane ko ritu v chalagi

  113. sunny says:

    GIRL…..>>>>>>> SAB AAPNA -2 RATE BATA DO………..MAIN AUR MERE DOST AAPKO CHODNE K LIYE……..SCOOTY,,CLOTHE,CASH ETC…DENGHE

  114. rai says:

    lauda ham b raho mai hai

  115. John says:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  116. Deepti Tiwari says:

    bakwas joke! aisa beta to ye joke banane wala hi hoga

  117. DHIRAJ says:

    ladko kya tastee offers hai apke.isliye ladke jada tastee hotehai.but ladkio its not ok saari machliyo par kabja.mere paas bhi jaal hai.

  118. sunny says:

    rai hamri manjil ek hi h….lalac de k aasani se chud hasil karna…

  119. sunny says:

    john haaaaaaaaaaaaa kya h…hme ye cij sunna pasand h
    aaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa-2
    aur andeer dalo
    zor se aaaahhhaaa
    aur zor se ahhhhhhh

  120. Suraj says:

    Deepti apni maa mat chudwao,mast joke tha ye

  121. Anu says:

    Great lnve it

  122. Hari says:

    Deepti tera baap tere samne aisa kahe to tu bhi yahi karna.

  123. DHIRAJ says:

    Ladko main tumhari taklif samjhta hoon tumhe apne sampole k liye ghar ki talash par mere yahan do ghar use apna hi samjhna doosre main to kiraya,nikal jane ki dhamki mil sakti hai.

  124. sunny says:

    anu aapka email id ya phone no … meri life me very very welcome..

  125. surya says:

    deepti janu joke hari ki real story h…aaj uske pas sab h…computer,internet,byk sabcij aur usk papa diye h…

  126. PaNkAj says:

    DIPTI TU APNE BAP SE KAHANA MUJE NARAM BOHAT PASAND HAI..KYU KI LAND MARD KA LENE K LIYE HAVASH KI JARUR HOTI HAI NAHI KI KOI CHIZ KI REPLY

  127. DHIRAJ says:

    Kutubminar asani se mil sakta hai lund nahi.badi tapsya karnipadti hai.choot to asani se mil jate hai lund nahi.isliye shivling ki puja karni padati hai.

  128. dhar saini says:

    depti u r fanky sexy ho kitna lanba lund chiye. muje bata in kameno k peche mt ga.

    must reply

  129. sanjeev says:

    hello lilli, hw r u?

  130. DHIRAJ says:

    WHY SANJEEV ONLY SAID ME GANDU?

  131. rashid says:

    bhenchod waif ke liye car aur dimond set bache ke liye cyicle bhi nahi aur bacha kya kare

  132. DHIRAJ says:

    KUCH ladke nahi jante ki woh kitne kimti hai..isi tarah kuch hi hai jo jante woh kimti hai like me.i think is site pe koi kimti ladka tha hi nahi agar hoga to bataunga.

  133. DHIRAJ says:

    rashid u correctly said ye to wife k liye bacche ko haddi bana k chodega.

  134. krish says:

    itna sexophillic bhi nhi hona chahiye ki kisika lelo

  135. DHIRAJ says:

    KRISH what is sexophiLLIC

  136. DHIRAJ says:

    HI BOLD DHANSU VIEWERS

  137. deepak says:

    abey puchh mat shuru ho ja

  138. anusha k poojary says:

    hai i m anusha poojary im just passing time

  139. anusha k poojary says:

    ANUSHA MY BF NAME IS SAJIT I LUV HIM

    1. sunny says:

      anshka tu sujit se hi chudwale iss site me rando ki kami nahi h….sujit ko jayda aur double kushi de…
      sujit ko bolna sunny k advice thi ki double kushi dene ki aur apna gaand bhi marne k liye de dena…jao ais karo

  140. anusha k poojary says:

    HAI DHIRAJ IN CLASS ALSO 1 DHIRAJ TIWARI IS THERE

  141. Hari says:

    me tujhe…Hercules la dunga

  142. sanjeev says:

    hi everbody

  143. renu malik says:

    nice but not

  144. ritu says:

    fuck joke

    1. sunny says:

      ritu i like ur name…

  145. montu says:

    hi ritu

    lets talk about sex

  146. sujit says:

    hi dipti muzse dosti karogi

    1. montu says:

      sirf deepti se dosti karni he kya?

      montu se dosti nahi karn he ?

  147. montu says:

    sirf deepti se dosti karni he kya?

    montu se dosti nahi karn he ?

  148. Monilka says:

    Hai everyone sex hota kya hai yaaro
    just a game

    1. nik says:

      to fir hmare sath b ye game khelogi kya.

  149. ankur says:

    mast tha

  150. montu says:

    for monika

    sex ek esa game he jisme 2 player hote he

    is game me kuch player 1-2 min me out ho jate he to kuch player 1/2 ghante tak bhi tik jate he or dusra player sirf enjoy karti he

    1. admin says:

      Monty and sirf isi game mein dono hi haarte hai..

  151. montu says:

    is game me sirf ladke harte he

  152. rani says:

    hi boys i want to share my personal thinghs wt u

    1. aashish says:

      ok rani share wid me

    2. udyan mitra says:

      HI PLEASE SHARE YOUR THINGS WITH ME

    3. raj sinha says:

      kya baat hai

    4. parvej says:

      hiiii rani

    5. Amar says:

      Ok apni pussy aur boobs ki size batao meri Rani

    6. Kunal says:

      Hi rani are u online now

    7. Aditya says:

      Hi Sexy

    8. Rinku says:

      hiiiiiiiiiiii Rani

    9. kumar says:

      are darling me mar gaya hu kya

      mujse share karle

      ok

      thanks

    10. wild dick says:

      rani tum to apne de diya karogi ya nakhre karogi

    11. Sameer says:

      Wanna share with me?

    12. ballu says:

      Rani, tumhare pas personal things kya hai?

    13. bharat says:

      hi rani how are u doing. I also wants to share my words with someone like u.

    14. tanzeem says:

      i m feeling so alone is there anyone to have sex with me….??? my boobs are little shorter but my hips well.

    15. allen sagar says:

      contact me

      1. Tamanna says:

        tell me ur num

        1. dev says:

          hi how are you how can i ring you.

    16. p.k.b says:

      aby jab hum kisi ki bhi marte hain to wo yaad hi karti hai pehle to aati nahi jab aati hai to mujhe badha maza aata hai yaar

    17. satish says:

      HI RANI SHARE WID ME

    18. abhi says:

      plz share. waiting 4 u

    19. Javed says:

      OK Rani you can Share with Me

  153. sunny says:

    is game me dono k her me hi jeet h….her k jitnewale ko bajigar kahte h…

  154. Arun sharma says:

    Messege puhuch gaya ha na

  155. rani says:

    hiiiiiiiiii

    1. sunny says:

      rani tere pictch me main batting karna chata hu…..

    2. udyan mitra says:

      RANI TUM KYA BAHUT SEXY HO?

    3. amrish saxena says:

      rani tu hiiiii to aise kar rahi hai jaise teri mar raha ho koi

  156. kaminey says:

    are yar RANI darlin khali pili hi bol k chali jati hai yar whr r u my kamini
    JMC

  157. montu says:

    i like sexxxxx

    1. Advitiya says:

      Rani ko dhudne ki koshish mat karna mere saath hai wo mujhe main usse maza de raha hu she is really sexy n HOT HOT

  158. DHIRAJ says:

    what i avoid to see-blood,fight,sallu miya movie,human waste,cough,dead body,beggar,corrupt face,all kind of sex,garbage,tv serials,lady with 4 small crying baby,nude female body.

  159. Anusha says:

    really boring guys…

  160. Anusha says:

    deepak acha bat tha par maz nahi aya

  161. Raj says:

    kam se kam bete ki baat su kar to biwi sex ke liye razi ho hi jayegi…..

  162. Sameer says:

    Hey rani

  163. Pratap Singh says:

    ''ANUSHA''Darling Yesa Nahi Kahte Ke Maza Nahi Aya Shayad Tumhe Maza Alag Tarah Ka Chahiye Koi Bat Nahi Me Hu Na Tumhe Boring Mehsoos Nahi Hone Dunga…………. Vaise ANUSHA Tumhara Kya Khyal Hai Bor Na Hone Ke Bare Me……..

  164. anita says:

    hhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    1. Rony says:

      hi!!!! Rani @@@

    2. yusuf says:

      hi

  165. Ahmad says:

    Woow

  166. vipin says:

    please reply your good sms me mail

  167. kapil dev says:

    YAHA par har kisi ko samaj sudharak banne ka bhoot sawar ho chuka hai

  168. Vickyssss says:

    pratap bhai kahan the? Bahut din bad apka comment dikha hai

  169. Aahanaa says:

    Hey dudes!

    1. Romeo says:

      Hi pussy

  170. Akash says:

    Hello gals, Kaise ho ? I am completely new, from orissa, age 24 .Need Friend to Share more deadly secrets about my personal life.

  171. Pratap Singh says:

    Kuch Nahi Vicky Brother Thoda Problem Tha Isliye Nahi Likha Lekin Ab Problem Nahi Hai Shayad Har Din Likhu.. Waise Tumhe Meri Yad Ati Thi Ya Nahi…….

  172. DHIRAJ says:

    abhi to mein earth lok mein hoon swarg log mein us din jaaonga jab ek handsome ladka palle padega ..abhi to uske bina jiwan unearth(nark) hai is earth pe but mil gaya to samajh lo mujhe moksha mil gaya means heaven lok..i need moksha..waiting 4 u my mokshadata.

  173. nagesh says:

    Dear mujhe lagta hai ki ye joke dubara post hua hai??

  174. kapil dev says:

    KOI B LADKI AGAR SEX KARNA CHAHTI HAI TO MUJ SE SAMPARK KARE,

  175. Aahanaa says:

    Yr yha sb aise hi log h kya? Koi desent b h kya

    1. ramesh says:

      hi aahanaa

      here s a decent boy, will fuck decently to you

  176. anjana says:

    hahhaha rani ne ek coment mara uske intne reply iss pata chalta hai k kitne kame hai ladkyo ki hamare desh mai kitn virgin hai

    1. ramesh says:

      anjana

      hum hai na, hame bhagwan ji ne tumhara khas dhyan rakhne ki liye hi bheja hai,

      haan ek jaroori baat, tumharri gand marni hai woh bhi dhire dhire, tumhe dard kam se kam ho aur maza jyada se jyada aayge

  177. DHIRAJ says:

    how much i luvu dont ask me…i am a water drop nd u r d ocean…once i will fall in u…then u will getto no how much i luv u…one day i(water drop)will fall in u boys(ocean)..then i will u n u will i. 0-0=0,0+0=0,0*0=0,0/0=0…this 0 is u n i.

  178. shalu says:

    yaar ,lagta hai ye baccha bada ho kar 'modeling field' mey kaafi naam kamayega apni marwa marwa kar…..

  179. shalu says:

    achcha hai , is bachche ko sab zaldi pata chal gaya hai ki is dunia mey kuch paana hai toh apni marwani hi padegi…

    1. Rony says:

      hi !!! shalu

  180. Romeo says:

    Hi tanzeen frndship wid me.

  181. DHIRAJ says:

    note:-read 4 pleasure only-: i m hungry give me bf lun bf lun bf lun bf lun bf lun …oh! god…breakfast n lunch…add sum masti in site.

  182. jppatel says:

    sexy joke.i like it.

  183. DHIRAJ says:

    bheege hote tere pyasa dil mera kabhi mere 7koi raat gujar tujhe subah tak karu pyaar-dhiraj hashmi.

  184. Anil says:

    Hiii Rani…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!

  185. Shivendu says:

    hiiiiii

  186. jaipurguy says:

    hi rani

  187. somya says:

    hiiiiiiii i m new will u friendship with me

  188. somya says:

    anyone is online

  189. sanjay says:

    yes i am sanjay here

  190. sanjay says:

    soniya how are you

  191. RANI says:

    HI FRENDS I M COME BACK

  192. MONTU says:

    O…. RANI TERI WALI KANI

  193. RANI says:

    TO KYA TERE ME KANA NAHI HE KYA

  194. DHIRAJ says:

    ..teri bewakoofia bhi mujhe pasand hain,tera yeh bholapan bhi mujhe pasand ,tere bane beswaad yeh khane bhi mujhe pasand hai,teri kamchoria bhi mujhe pasand hai,tera gussa hona bhi pasand hai mujhe,….par tum mujhse bichad na jao yeh mujhe pasand nahi…i luv u so much.

  195. raj says:

    rani kahan thi tu? phir se sub ke yaad aa gaye kya??

  196. Gagan says:

    Want to meet u rani Lovelypeh At yahu dt co dt in

  197. DHIRAJ says:

    @rajni,nd @all d girl..1 warning….mein kya karta hoon kya nahi uske beech mein padne ki koi jaroorat nahi…cmnt karna hai to cmnt karo kisi k acche cmnt pe kante mat lagao..mujhe koi phark nahi padta koi cmnt kare ya na kare…aur tumhe bhi phark nahi padna chahiye…girls n boys plz mere upar cmnt karna hai toh soch samajh k karein…jokes r allowed but…take care..

    1. simi says:

      kyu tu kahi ka raaja hai kya jo hamara mann karega wai likhenge

  198. DHIRAJ says:

    @rajini, one more agar mein kisi ka saath nibhata hoon to acchi tarah se…aur chhod bhi deta hoon acchi tarah se…chahe wo koi bhi ho…koi bhi got it.

  199. Kumar says:

    Yar girls ki boring to sirf boys hi krte h! Irme new kya h!

    Or Rani if u wan2 bored by my drill den b open!

  200. preeti says:

    it was a good joke

  201. gaurav says:

    i m new to this ……………

    1. simi says:

      hi gaurav………….m simi

      1. simi says:

        yaar reply to karo plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………

        1. sandy says:

          hiiiiiiiiiii simmi …….m sandy

          wanna lyk 2 hve frndshp with me

      2. Riz says:

        hiiiiiiiii

  202. gaurav says:

    i m new to this ……………plzzzz share with me…..

  203. gaurav says:

    biwi ki choot lene ke liye itna kyu karch kar raha hai,,,,,,,,

  204. sohail says:

    pj…hehehe…. m new here too..but m enjoying it here…its gr8 site

  205. Samir says:

    Nîçê site for dirty jokes
    well i am samir and will be happy to friendship all of you.

  206. simi says:

    hiiiiiiiiiii…………m simi…….

    1. Rajeev says:

      Hiiiiii simi….. Rajeev here 4m mumbai….

      Wer r u 4m……

  207. Rafiq says:

    Hi Simi

  208. King says:

    Any1 onl9

  209. Aarav says:

    hi…this is Aarav from Delhi…any gal interested for friendship??

    do reply!!

  210. Karan says:

    hi i m karan from Noida if some one want to friend ship with me reply me………

  211. ranny says:

    MAST YAAR

  212. chodumall says:

    nice

  213. ricky singh says:

    hi simmi .i love simmi name waana be a firend

  214. Maahi says:

    Hi,maahi here

  215. Chulbul pandey says:

    he mahi how r u

    I am new

    Pl.share with m

  216. Chulbul pandey says:

    ha ha ha ha …………….hhhhhhhhh

    samaj dar bachha

    Bevkuf biwi

  217. HARSH says:

    hey frnds wts up..

  218. Mufi says:

    post this jokes in English also

  219. Sam says:

    Hai frndz

    I m new to this site. R u all people frndship with me. I enjoy this site for dirty jokes i think u all r also enjoy a lot. Ok nice to meet all of u.

    Byeeee

  220. Suraj says:

    Joks is were fani and sexy

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