Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist

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Ek Baar Swami Lunnacharya Ji Apne Bhakto Ko Pravachan De Ke Uthe.

To Ek Angrej Ladki, Jo Unke Pravachan Se Bahut Impress Ho Chuki Thi, Unhhe Apne Sath Sex Karne Ka Offer Diya.

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Ladki Jawan Aur Bahut Khubsurat Thi Aur Apne Swami Ji Bhi Tharki Thhe, Unhone Offer Accept Kar Liya.

Angrejan Ko Le Gaye Apne Kamre Mein Aur Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya.

Jaisa Ki Aapko Pata Hai Wo Buddhe The, Aur Shareer Mein Jaan Kam Thhi, Sex Karte Karte Achanak Kaanpne Lage.

Ladki Ne Bahut Pyaar Se Puchha: “Kya Hua Swaami Ji? Aap Kaamp Kyu Rahe Ho?

Ab Swami Ji Akhir Thhe To Sachhe Desh Bhakat, Unhone Socha Ye To Bahar Jake India Ki Beizzjti Kar Degi, Kuch Soch Ke Bole

Lunnacharya: “Bachha Wo Kya Hai, Tum Logo Ko To Vibrators Lene Ki Adat Hai, Mene Socha Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist De Du, Kam Se Kam Yad To Rakhogi Swami Ji Ko

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40 Comments

  1. aki says:

    hi friends

    hahahah…… nice joke yar

  2. pyare mohan says:

    wah wah swami ji bachne ka kya tarika khoja hai.

  3. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Admin Bro.. Climax Change? He He He He.. Yaani Baba Ji Ki Ijjat Bach Gayi.. My God. He He He.

    1. Admin says:

      Pricne bachha,,, hamare banaye hi character ki ese hi ijjat thode jane dunga… mera farz hai apne banaye characters ka sir uncha rakhu

      hehehehehe nahi to tune to aaj swami ji ki lanka lagva di thhi hehehe

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Bro… Tum Faaltoo Ladki Khoj Rahe Ho… Apne Banaye Charecters Ki Dekhbhal Usi Tarah Karte Ho Jaise Boyfriend Girlfriend Ki Karta Hai… Sach Kahun To Ye Websites Hi Tumhaari Girlfriend Hai..

  4. Jay says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha wah! wah! Swami Lunnacharya Ji Maharaj aaj to aapne apne Khandan ke sath – sath Pure Desh ka naam roshan kar diya hai.

  5. Jay says:

    Dear All frnds,

    Patience and Silence are Powerful Energies.

    Patience Makes u Mentally Strong..!

    Silence makes you emotionally Strong..!

    @ Admin bhai, Aap kaise hai ? Kahi mera lamba-lamba comments se Aapko koi problem to nahi ho rahi hai ? Agar kishi tarah ka dard hoga to jarur batana mai ek bar na dalkar kayi bar me dala karunga………..hehehe

    @Dhiraj yar, Mai aise Aashik hoon jo gulab ko kamal bana dunga, Teri bhootani ki har adaa par ghazal bana dunga.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me to Panky ke G.F. ki kasam Apne U.P me ek aur Tajmahal bana dunga…..(Samajh gaya na mai kya kar sakta hun)..heheh

    @Rashii ji , khuda kare ki diwane mare aapki surat par. Gajab ki smile dikh rahi hai aapki murat par. chand par agar noor n hota, Ye dil agar majboor n hota, 'jaroor kahne ate hum apse, apkaa ghar hamare ghar se door na hota!!

    @Panchhi meri kabootari Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha, kaoowo mein koyi moor nahi hotha, naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha, ab ye kaise bataye ki apne hi DIL par ab apna hi zoor nahi hota ……hehehe

    @Divya ji, shayad aapne mera 1st July ka comments nahi pada esliye aapko “Sangdil wali baat samajh me nahi aayi. Choriye ye kal ki baatey Aaj Sunday ko kya ho raha hai ??????

    @ Savita ji, I’m very happy bcoz U have Four wheeler with Four SPARE TYRE……hehehe

    @Princy ji. Sapna ji, Kajal ji, Anjali ji & Rukhsana ji, Aap log kaisi hai ? kabhi – kabhi es Badnaseeb ko bhi ek pyar bhari Nigah se dekh liya kare……hehehe

    @Sneha ji sorry !!!!!!! Kaha suni maaf karey aur Kuttey ki tatti saf karey. (Kuch aur mat samajh lena Aisa dosti me narazgi door karne ke liye boltey hai).

    @Raj Bro. bahut accha BABA JI ka aapse jyada koi dusara care nahi kar sakta hai, lage rahiye……..hehehe

    @ Kapil bhai ab Delhi walo me Dildari nahi rah gayi hai, Aapko ek cup chay (tea) bhi nahi pilayenge chahe aap THAND se bhale hi mar rahe ho.

    @ Abe Wanted tujhe kushalpurwak dekhkar esliye khushi huyi ki maine tere bare me jab dosto se pucha ki wanted kaha hai to dosto ne kaha ki tumko aur lofar ko Polish ne Arrest kar liya hai aur Jeel me band karke tum dono ki GAnd par khoob Dande barsha rahi hai,.

    @ Prince (TBG) bro. Is Pathar Ki Duniya Me, Aksar Dil Toot Jaya Karte Hai, Aankhein Bhi Sambhal Kar Bandh Karna Mere Dost….Q ki Palko Ke Bich hi Sapne Toot Jaya Karte Hai…tc.

    @Pankaj yaar mai tere jaise dosto ko chod kar kaise suside kar sakta hun, Yar tere bina to Swarg me bhi Dil nahi lagega….hehehe

    @Shivendra bro.mai thoda nahi bahut busy hun lekin aaj nahi . Yaar kya kare es Sali jindagi me bahut sare gum hai mohabbat ke siwa..

    @Anuj bro. Aaj tumne Babool ki datun use kiya hai naaaa ? kyuki tere peele-peele dant aaj chamak rahe hai:P

    @ Aki Bhai mai Chutti me nahi jaa raha hu, yaar mai abhi bahut busy chal raha hun, so morning time hi aap sabhi frnds ko yaad kar leta hun kyuki phir pure din comments ko read n reply ka time hi nahi milta hai. Lekin aaj Sunday ko ekdam se free thha. So aap sabhi logo ke comment ka reply de diya hun.

    Pyare Bhai, Dr. Kumar Naresh, Dev ji, Banjara, Cobra, Raavan, Heartbeat, Dabang, Phys., Ishu, Asish, Bheemrajjat, Jaat the great & all frnds aap log kaise hai ?????

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Jay….. Miss You…

    2. panchhi says:

      hey jay hehe kaha ja re ho tm? Jate jate spne yar dhiru ko yo mana lo… Aur jaldi vapas ana … We'll miss u

      1. Jay says:

        Hey meri kabootari kisne kah diya ki mai kahi jaa raha hun ??

        Ye dil tujh bin Ghutur-ghu kiye lagta nahi, Ab mai kya karu????

    3. Heartbeat says:

      Hey jay bhai main to ek dum badiya hu tum apna haal btao

      1. Jay says:

        Heartbeat bro. kya baat hai aap bahut kam comments kar rahe hai ?????

    4. Raj Bindaas says:

      Jay – muuuuhhhhh tune to meri dil ki baat chhin li yaar thanx bt ye admin hai ki manta hi nhi hai ise hamesha lagta hai me isse jhuth bol raha hu mere liye admin ko patao na hehe

      1. Jay says:

        Raj bro. maloom nahi Admin bhai kyu dara huwa hai? wo mujhse baat kam karta hai aur door-door hi rahta hai, jaise mai uski koi chez cheen raha hun.

        1. Admin says:

          bhoonsdi ke esa kon bola be…. ulta humne to email pe bhi bat ki thhi :((

      2. rajput says:

        my dear frind ap uski koi cheez nahi balki
        uska chain cheen rahe ho

  6. Prince (vikas) says:

    kaise ho mitro

    khupiya sutro se mujhe pata chala hai ki

    iss site pe prince naam ke

    aur bhi bande aa rahe hai

    un loga ka main dil se

    welcome karta hu

    aur baba ji aap itne busy kyun ho

    mere mobile pe aapke joke aane band ho gaye hai

    msg aata hai

    to coninue receiving massages……………………

    actv to 9870807070

    baba yaar yanha mobile mei miss call ke paise nhi hai tamme msg kanha se karu

    hahahaha…………………………………………….

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Abe Sms Pack To Hoga Na… Wahi Use Kar Le.

      1. aki says:

        hi prince (kamine )mere bhai bhut dino k baad tune comments diye. tuje yaha dekh k dil bag-bag ho gaya hai.

      2. aki says:

        abe yar ye comments vikas k liye hai

  7. Prince (vikas) says:

    aki mere bhai mere dost mere mitr mere hamjoli

    salle kutte kamine job lagba de varna teri kutiya ki cort marrige tyagi ke

    pille se karwa dunga…………….

    bheja mat chala kr mera bhala

    abey chokri nhi nokri to dilwa do kamino kaise dost ho

    ab to mummy bhi khana dete time alag sa react karti hai

    haaaaaaa………………………..ha

    1. aki says:

      kamine dost (prince) kaisa hai tu re.

      abe bhai nokri ki samasya se sare nojwan pidit hai mai b.isliye nokri ki baat mut kare kar.ha chokri chahye to bol wo dilwa sakta hu .

      samja

  8. Angel.Z.K says:

    Lolzzzzzz…….. Nyc one

  9. Dhiraj says:

    @jay, tumne mera dil tod diya…..ab kavi cmnt mat karna mujhe….meri aankhon se aansoo aa gaye…tum ne mera dil tod diya….kam se kam meri yaad mein….10rs bhi to kharch kar diye hote…..dekh lo tumko ab kaise yaad karta hoon….goodbye and dont cmnt…

    @panky,….mujhe tum pe vishwas nai hota ki tum itne acche….dekho jay ne mere saath dhoka kiya….usne bhootni k chakkar mein mujhe bhul gaya….

    panky….tum jo mere liye cmnt karto usse dil kitna khush hota…tumne jo mere liye feelings dikhai hai …bata nai sakta…u r real boy..with real heart……agar love se bhi upar koi cheej hoti to tumhare liye karta…..

    @jay ..bhootni k liye tune mujhe dhoodh se makkhi ki tarah nikal pheka…dhoond lena dusra dhiraj…goodbye…..

    panky….tum pyaar k nahi puja k kabil ho..tc my dear.

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Dhiraj.. Main Tumhaare Liye Sirf Itna Kar Sakta Hoo Ki.. Jab Tum Udaas Baithe Ro Rahe Hoge To Apna Kandha Dunga..Le Jitna Rona Hai Ro Le.. Chup Nahi Karaunga.. Aur Jab Tu Chup Ho Jaayega Na.. Teri Aisi Class Lunga.. Ki Dubaara Rone Ki Baat Nahi Karega..

      Dhiraj Take Care.

  10. Prince (vikas) says:

    maine ye bhi suna hai hai iss site pe princy naam ki ladki aai hai

    wo bhi abhi 16 ki bhi nhi hui hai

    dosto ek baat kanhu

    main bahut bada wala kamina hu………………….

    ab haso mat meri baat pe gaur karna

    aapke bhi bhai behen honge

    unhe dhiyan mei rakhkar sochna

    16 saal ki ladki ka iss site pe aana uchit hai

    main jaisa bhi hu lekin mei nhi chahta ki koi galat rah pe chale

    mujhe bahut galat lagta hai jab koi bachcha ya bachhi bigadne lagte hai

    ye umar behkane ki hoti hai

    main bhi behak gaya tha abhi tak nhi sudhra

    to aage bhi koi chance nhi lagte muhe

    baki aap logo ki marzi hai dosto

    dil mei aaya chhhap diya

    byeeeeeee n take care

    milte hai

    break ke baad

    hahahahaha

    oye oye

    jalbi bai

    1. Shivendra says:

      Bhai ye jokes wali site hai blue film ki nahi,aur agr log joke padh k bigadne lage to sex stories , bf, ya dirty pix. Dekh kar teens par kya prabhav padega. baba g is bar mahine k start me hi keeda lag gaya. Swami lunnacharya g ko bula k hawan karwa lo.

      1. aki says:

        hahahaha . shivender tune sahi kaha yar ab to baba ko hawan karwana hi mparega or wo b tharki lunacharya ji se.hehehe

  11. Nihar says:

    Viagra use karta toh accha hota!

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    vibrator ka real taste mil gaya ladki ko…..ab ja ke batayegi ki india me to logo me by default vibrator laga hua hai….

  13. Shivendra says:

    Jai ho swani lunnacharya g ki, ladko ku6 seekho swami g se

  14. Shivendra says:

    Swami g ki deshbhakti dekh kr aasu aa gaye mere, mai swami g k balidan bekar nahi zane dunga baba g aap us angrejan ka address de do , fir wo angrejan hamesha incredible India hi bolegi hehe

  15. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Rashi Ji.. ? Kaha Hain Aap? Dikhayi Nahi De Rahi.. Jaldi Aaiye Aur Haa Aate Aate Mujhe Ek Chocklets Lete Aaiyega. Thik Hai Na? Wo Kya Hai Na Pocket Money Khatam Ho Gayi Hai.

  16. Dhiraj says:

    @prince,….tumhare khande par sir rakh kar sona jada accha rahega bajae kanhi aur…iske liye shukriya…..but main utna rota nahi hoon…but tum kaun se class k bare bol rahe ho…mujhe to dara diya tumne…..agar dande 1day wali baat kar rahe to….tab to nahi jaunga tumhare pass….panky k pass chala jaunga…woh to mujhe bahut pasand karta hai….agar usne bhi class suru kar di to jay k pass….agar usne bhi ki to….bhagwan k pass….

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Haa.. Mai Usi Class Ki Baat Kar Raha Hoo.. Yaar Dost Jo Hote Hian Saale Bahut Kamine Hote Hian… Lekin Ye Baat Mat Bhulna Chahte Bhi Pure Dilo Jaan Se Hai.. Aainda ROna Mat.. Ok?

      1. Jay says:

        Abe Prince tu ye baat kisko suna raha hai mujhko ya dhiraj ko ???

        @ Dhiraj yar chorunga na mai tera sath,

        Wo sathhi marte dam tak.

        Martey dam nahi, Agle janam tak.

        Agle janam nahi 7 janam tak,

        7 Janam nahi janam-janam tak..

        chorunga na mai tera sath wo Dhiraj matey dam tak…tc.

  17. JaSSi says:

    Hello Frndss

    1. n.khan says:

      hello jassi how are you

  18. panchhi says:

    oyeeee meri cment post nihui abtk mene jay ko kri thiiiiiiii

    1. Jay says:

      Plzzzzzzz Phir se dubara kar do naaaaaaaaaaa

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