Isse Kahte Hai Baaja Bajjna

Ek Call Girl Ki Ek Friend Thhi Jo Car Showroom Mein Sales Girl Thhi.

Ek Din Vo Usko Milne Gayi To Uski Friend Usko Boli

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Sales Girl: “Aaj Agar Car Nahi Biki To Mera Baaja Bajj Jayega

Call Girl Udas Mood Se Boli: “Aur Agar Aaj Mera Baaja Nahi Baja To Meri Car Bikk Jayegi

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The Joke "Isse Kahte Hai Baaja Bajjna" posted on 23 Dec 2014 under Hindi Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with and viewed 77,482 times.

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Car Sales Girl To Call Girl: Aaj Agar Car Na Biki To Mera Baja Baj Jayega. Call Girl: Aur Agar Aaj Mera Baja Nahi Baja To Meri Car Bik Jayegi

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    1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ hi divya yaad krne ke liye thnx !

      bt etna v khudgarj nahi hu jo aap se bolu mujhe hee yaad karo !

      areee divya mere kehne ka mtlb tha ki sb ke saath mujhe v yaad kr liya kijiye !

      @ sach much joke to kisi ka v bajaa bjaa dega !

    1. Admin says:

      Rashii tu na doob ke mar ja… pani na mile to mujhe bata diyo courirer se balti bej dunga.. nahi to ek kaam karo ek katori leke usmein pani bhar ke apni naak dubo liyo aur muh band kar liyo…

      ye koi puchne wali bat hai ki mujhe kya pata kaisi pata.. akhir tum hehehe hamari kuch lagti ho.. tumhara sab kuch pata hai mere ko address b bas… :( mobile number nahi pata de do na…

      heheheh aur jis student ka mobile number na ho mere pass main usko kuch b nahi sikhta samjhiii…..

  1. Rashii says:

    Welcome back Shallu ji kaise ho ap kaha thae itne din

    dhiraj ji ab yaad aayi apko apni di ki, hum ap k liye kafi khush hai , jay ji ko humara hello boliyega

    1. Jay says:

      @Admin bhai sabse pahle aapko salam/namsate jo bahut lambe samay k baad aapki site par aaj visit kar raha hun.

      @ Dhiraj yaar tumko mera dher sara chumma pyar ho. Yaar teri bahut yaad aati thhi.

      @ Rashii ji aapne aaj humko yaad kiya aur hum hazir ho gaye. Thnx.

      @Raj(Bindash) bro. aap kaise hai ????????

      @Kapil ji aap apni sunaye kya chal raha hai ??????

      @ Lofar ji aapki lofar giri kaisi chal rahi hai ??? yaar ab to sudhar jaawo nahi to sahnayi bajne me problem hogi.

      @Wanted ji aapka kya hal hai ??????

      @Dabang bhaiya aapki Munni ne to humko v badnaam kar diya.

      @Sallu ji ab aap v koi ladki pata loo, kyuki …………………………….Acche nahi lagte.

      @Raavan aur Atankwadi aap dono logo ko v salam namashte.

      @ Ansul n Viru Basanti ko en KUTTO k samne nachne mat dena.

      @Panchi ji aap dhoop me nikala na karyen……….

      @Shweta ji kahi gora rang kala na pad jayen……

      @Sheela ji Teesmar Khaa ka kya haal hai ???? Apne Dabang bahiya ke to balle-balle ho gayi.

      @Sexy Uncle tu jinda hai yaa ………??????

      Aap sabhi frnds ko gud pm, aur jin frnds ka naam nahi hai unko v salam namashte n gud pm.

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ wah re jay sbko yaad kiya ek main na tujhee dikha ,

        chal abki baar agr gabbar ne teri bazaa bajaaai to main to nahi bachane wala !

        @ aur haa aapko koi aur v na bachha payega q k gabbar ki protection me maine "RAAJNIKANT" ko vej diya hai !

      2. shallu says:

        welcome jay tum bhi aa gaye ek hero ki kami thi ek movie launch karne vala hu. (band baja baraat) jisme band ka role jay , baja ka role viru , dulhe ka admin bhai or baraat ka baki hum sab or yaaro heroine to btana hi bhul famous film actress boby darling. sahi hai na admin bhai sab time par shooting par aa jana . tum sab ki nehnat se film oskar mai jarur jayegi hehehehe .

  2. Smita says:

    Dear admin,

    Kal sunday ko b koi joke nai dala.

    Aaj ek joke dala wo b ye site k level ka nai hai

    Agar aisa hi aur kuch din tak chalega ko kisiko b ye site hack karne ki ya to band karne ki bat nai karni padegi. Apne aap site ka b baja baj jayega. So take care and post more and more fresh joke.

    Site pe joke dalne ka aur cmnt dalne ka time fix kardo taki user ko bar bar site ki visit kar k apna time bigade nai.

    1. Admin says:

      Dear Smita urf aap jo bhi hai.

      Site ka baaja baje ya na baje aapko is se koi matlab nahi hona chahiye… aapne jokes padne hai to pade nahi to kirpya yaha e jaye

      jisne jokes padne hai aur comment karne hai vo aaye.. mere ko time fix karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai.. tum logo ko problem hai to na comment kara karo.. na joke pada karo..

      Ye cheez tum apne liye karte ho mere liye nah…

      and haan jaha se fresh jokes aapko milte hai na aap vaha jaye yaha kyu aate ho.. aur aapse ab meri request hai ki dobara se idhar aaye bhi na.. samajh lijiye ki ab fresh jokes nahi milenge. aur na ye site aapke level ki hai

      Dhanyavaad

        1. Admin says:

          Abe oye ye mene tujhe nahi smita ko ya un users ko bola hai jinko mere se pyar nahi jo yaha sirf bakwas karne aate hai.

          Tum log to meri jaan ho, tumse door thode rah sakta hun main….

      1. Smita says:

        Admin urf sameer urf baba sexidas aur jo b ho,

        Are side ka baja bajega to hum sub kaha jayenge, meri baat ka pura matlab hi ulta kar diya.

        Hum sub yaha roj aate hai, joke padte hai cmnt dete hai use padte hai aur khub khub enjoy karte hai, yaha k joke dosto ko b to bhejte hai, so we all want fresh joke.

        1. Admin says:

          Smita ji to meri bhi hamesha hi koshish rahti hai ki jokes fresh aur achhe lau..

          par ab jin logo ne janam se hi mobile pe ya net pe jokes pade hai unko to har joke pada hua lagega na.. ab mere apss factory nahi hai.. par fir bhi tum log dekh lo har joke ko main manually write karta hun proper formatting se and easily readable hota hai vo

          ANyway koshish karunga achhe jokes laau main kahi se dhund ke…

    2. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ hey samita zara shamval ke kuch v typ krna ,

      vrna yaha bajaaa bajane wale ki kami nahi hai !

      aise v hai jo bajaa bajane ke baad tumhara baja le ke v chale jayenge !

      1. shallu says:

        up gaya hua tha boss mera b'day bhi nikal gya celebrate nahi kar paya , c regular najar aaunga, rashii ji mujhe pta hai ki admin ji ko kaise pta hai ki aap singh ho bcos unhone apke head par 2 shing dekhe hai hehehehehe don't mind.

          1. shallu says:

            yaar meri ek hi birth date hai jo 30 march. tumne apni coment mai likha tha ki mera bhi naam add kar leti. baja to shadi mai bhi hota apne apne sochne ka fark hai

  3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ hi frnd log ye boos naam ki chiz bada hee kameena hota hai !

    wo baja dekh ke v to chor skta hai na !

    ek request hai jinke paas v baja typ ka koi chij hai wo kripya apne ghar pe hee rahe to theek hai 1

  4. shallu says:

    psychology(luc) ab to jaan hi gaye honge ki i m not a grl, aap ko mai janta nahi tha ab jaan gaya hu isliye aap ka naam nahi likha tha sorry.or baja to har ek ke paas hota hai

      1. Admin says:

        haan shallu ba ye bhi bata de ki tujh se mera control dekha nahi agaya aur tune apna muh.. khol ke kaha bhayiya ismein kar do susu.. aur fir mene koi sharam na rakhi aur susu kar diya..

        ab ye na kahiyo ki tune muh se chakki maar di hehee kyunki tu mere se 2 meter door thha aur mene hehe dhaar maar ke kara thha

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