Jaan Bach Gayi Hrithik Roshan Ki Wajah Se

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Ek Baar Amitabh Bachchan, Shahrukh Khan, Hrithik Roshan Jungle Shikaar Karne Gaye Aur Junglee Bhil Ke Logon Ne Unhe Pakda Aur Apne Sardar (Boss) Ke Paas Le Gaye

Sardar: “Acha Hai-Acha Hai, Aaj Inki Bali Chadha Kar Devi Maan Khoob Khush Hongi

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Teenon Ne Nivedan Kiya Ki Wo Unhe Chhod De Kyun Ki Wo Famous Film Actor Hai,

Isliye Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ok, Par Ek Shart Hai, Agar Tum Tino Ke Hathiyar Ka Total Size 17-Inch Hoga To Hum Tumhe Chhod Denge

Wo Teeno Is Sharat Ke Liye Raji Ho Gaye,

Sabse Pahle Amitabh Ki Baari Aayi To Uska Maap 10-Inch Tha,

Doosra Unhone Shahrukh Ka Mapa To Maap 6.5-Inch Tha,

Wo Dono Ko Rahat Mili Aur Wo Dono Ab Hrithik Ke Hathiyar Par Hi Surakshit The, Jo Ki Jyada Se Jyada .5 Inch Ho

Tab Hrithik Ke Lund Ko Naapa Uska Maap .5 Inch Tha,

Un Teeno Ko Chhod Diya Gaya Aur Sadak Par Teeno Baatein Karte Hue Bole

Amitabh: “Array Wo To Mera 10-Inch Tha Isliye Bach Gaye

Shahrukh: “Array Mera 6.5-Inch Tha Nahi To 17-Inch Ka Maap Poora Kaise Hota Ye Rithik Ka Tho .5-Inch Hi Tha

Hrithik: “Array Shukar Mano Wo To Mera End Time Pe Khada Ho Gaya Nahi To 17-Inch Kya Ghanta Poora Hota

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28 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    bahut purana joke h…….mere bachpan se bhi pahle ka…..jab dianasor hote the dharti par…

    1. Admin says:

      Bhonsdi ke. Tera muh jab b khulta hai bakwas krne ko ya lnd chusne ko hi q khulta hai

    2. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

      Delet par jab dainasore hote the tab ye actor kaha hote the?

      1. Admin says:

        Hehehe sahi bola ye sala lulited pagla gaya hai

      2. deleted says:

        ye actors ka naam lga k admin ne socha purana joke naya h jayega …….aaj se 25 saal pahle suna tha joke gandhi, nehru k naam se …..

        admin tu sabko bewkof bna sakta h …ye tu gala sochta h……

        1. Admin says:

          abe oye lund ke sire.., mene tujhe ek baat boli hai ki jo joke is site pe nahi hai chahe vo tere purane janam ka ho.. vo naya hi hai….

          and listen friends there are thousand sies for joke.. aap log vaha ja sakte hai udhar jake pad sakte ho. par main isi type ke purane joke aur jinpe hasi na aaye vo hi joke dalunga..

          jo mene ache jokes dale the unpe bahut log has liye ab thoda sa na haso to b kam chal jayega..

  2. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    bakwaas!!

  3. manish kmr says:

    very funny joke..ab mai maharaddi bolu to mere joke nahi chapenge ….

    1. Admin says:

      Tere joke vese b nahi chapenge

  4. Ashiq says:

    Vri bad jok
    hello alok ji kuch aap navya aur shalu k upar joc dalo

  5. Lalitmangla says:

    Baat kuch hajam nahi hui

  6. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    U..U..U..U…you
    C..C..C..C…can
    K..K..K..K…know……….the rest missing letters :)

  7. Piyush Maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    hehehehehehe…
    Gud joke
    and
    admin bro apke dad ke health me teji se sudhar ho rha hai.
    God ka lakh lakh shukr hai..

  8. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    maa:beta shaadi kr le..shaadi ka laddo ek baar jeevan mein milta hai
    beta:maa mein shaadi krunga..lekin mujhe laddu pasand nhi
    maa:tujse to muh lagna hi bekaar hai!
    maa:beti shaadi kr le..shaadi ka laddu ek baar milta hai life mein
    beti:maa mujhe laddu pasand nhi aate hain.
    maa:hey bhagwaan aaj k ladke ladko ko laddu kyun nhi pasand aate
    beta:maa aaj k generation jada health concious hai..diabeties ka khtra hai ladduo se
    maa:tab ka chahiye beta
    beta:naariyal
    beti:mummy…..

    1. salman faruki says:

      bakwaas joke

  9. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Jhantupan ka joke hai ye

    1. deleted says:

      i totally agree vid u prity

  10. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    meine mast photos pe jiska mein naam share nhi krunga..pe ladko k cmnts dekhe..mujhe itna shock laga….belive nhi hota aaj bhi talibaani soch rakhne wale ladke ladkia india meine nhre pade hain….aise logo k liye buddhii shudhhi yagya ka aayojan krwana chahiye..so nonsense people…talibaan bhi shrma jaega aise ladko pe…mera bharat mahan!!

  11. Nina says:

    akbar-birbal ke kisso se churya hua jok….

  12. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    raat ko milte hain friends..god bless koi male ya female mujhe ghure nhi…thoda bahr mausam ka maza lene jaa raha hun..bus ek hi male mujhe ghure that is my dreamboy :)
    2 din pehle ek cyclewale ka accident ho gya mujhe ghurne k chakkr mein..!!…god bless starers!!
    god bless my journey!!

    1. deleted says:

      for u dhiraj ….

      Aasaman humse naraz h,
      Taaron ka gussa behisab h,
      Wo sab humse jalte h,

      Kyunki chaand se behatar dost humare pass h.

  13. deleted says:

    Aaj koi naya zakhm nhi diya usne..,
    Koi pta kro, wo theek to hai na…

  14. deleted says:

    Kabhi dekha nahi unko aankh bhar kar,
    Roobaru hote hi palken jhook jaati hai,
    Keh do unse guzaren hamari galiyon se aahishta,
    ke kadmon ki aahat se dhadkane rook jaati h…..

  15. deleted says:

    Shikwa is baat ka nahi k wo bewafa hue..

    Bus Dukh is baat ka hai k ek sirf Zindagi thi humre
    pass jate hue Use Bhi le gaye..

  16. deleted says:

    Raat bhar so naa payi hogi,
    Raakh ko uthaane ke baad,

    Main mehsush kiya h usske,
    haathon me pade chhaalon ko,

    Ussne kosish to zaroor ki h,
    Aag ko bujhane ki…

    Khat mere jalaane ke baad….

  17. deleted says:

    2 AALSI So Rahe The
    Tabhi 1 Chor Unka Kambal Le Bhaga
    1AALSI CHOR..CHOR..
    DUSRA AALSI: ChupChap Soja,Jab Takiya Lene
    Aayega Tab Pakad Lenge

  18. jolly says:

    admin tuje etna ghamand kyu h?

    1. Admin says:

      Mujhe ghamand nahi hai. Bas baat ka jawab dene ka dhang nirala hai.

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