Jaanwar Bhi Badi Mushkil Mein Hai

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Jungle Mein Sher Badi Pareshani Ke Mood Mein Betha Tha, Tabhi Uske Pas Ek Bandar Aaya Aur Usne Puchha

Bandar: “Maharaja Ji, Kya Hua Aap Aise Udaas Kyu Bethe Ho?

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Sher: “Yaar Kya Batau, Ye Saale Discovery Aur Animal Planet Walon Ne Bhi Pareshan Kar Ke Rakha Hai

Bandar: “Kyun, Kya Hua?

Sher: “Saale Privacy To Dete Nahi, Aur Phir Bolte Hai, Only Few Left

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34 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Vakayi tabhi itne hi bache hain

  2. deleted says:

    sahi kaha sher ne….

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Report ka kya hua

  3. lalitmangla says:

    Mera dil hota agar patthar ka to teri her khata maaf ker deta verna tune to na jaane kitne dil tode hain

  4. lalitmangla says:

    Are kahan gaye saare

  5. lalitmangla says:

    Admin veg site per coments kam aate hain kya

  6. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    hahahahahaha…..

  7. Priya says:

    hmmmmmmmmmm

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      hmmm…..

  8. aby says:

    The most EPIC JOKE:
    A Farmer buys a young Cock.
    As soon as it comes Home,
    it rushes & fucks all the 150 Hens.
    Farmer is impressed.
    At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150
    Hens, Farmer gets tense now.
    Next day, he finds Cock fucking the
    Ducks, Goose & Parrot too.
    Later, he finds the Cock lying Pale, half-
    dead & Vultures circling over it’s head.
    Farmer Says: U Horny bastard u deserve
    this !
    The Cock opens 1 eye, points up &
    says: Sshhh!
    Don’t shout,
    let them land …:D

    1. sanjay41 says:

      one month gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaP. kahan they

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Exam ki taiyari kar raha tha….

    2. Ravi Tyagi says:

      good joke bro….

  9. Nilesh says:

    very gud joke,
    hii… Frndz hw r u all?

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Hum yahin hai par aap kahan ho guru ji……

      1. Nilesh says:

        bhai, busy tha, ap btao kaise ho?

  10. Dhiraj* says:

    hello!! hello! hello!!
    kaise hain sabhi!! hmm!!
    life mein kise miss krein naa krein kuchh samajh mein nhi aata..kyunki khud ko bhi miss krne ka waqt aisa lagta hai milta nhi :( ..by the way jaldi miltein hain!!
    tc good night!!
    apne B.F se milne jaa raha hoon kal :lol:
    tc!!

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Dhiraj bhaiya kahan gayab rehte ho….?
      Aur sunao apni kaise ho or kahan they itne din…?

  11. NAsheDi says:

    sahi baat hai…

  12. Dhiraj* says:

    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
    ……..GoOd NiGhT* ;)
    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
    :) *
    *

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Good night Brother…. :)

  13. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Mujhe bahot khushi hai ki humare sabhi Frnds dhire dhire vapas aa rahe hai….

  14. Ravi Tyagi says:

    LPG GAS or condom me kya farq hai?
    Ek fataa to aadmi duniya se chala jata
    hai,
    aur Dusraa fataa to aadmi duniya me
    aa jata hai..

  15. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Women personality followed by her
    BRAZIER size
    32:Innocent
    34:Beautiful
    36:Sexy
    38:Agressive
    40:Hungry
    42: Playful
    44:Saring
    46:Wild
    48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)

  16. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hai Moasam Ki Adaon
    Mein…
    Kisi Ka Yun Badel Jana Bohat Hi Yaad Aata
    Hai….!

  17. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Pehle tarasha us ney kaanch sey mera
    wajood,
    .
    Phir shahar bhar k haath me patthar
    thama diya…..

  18. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Wo to ik chhoti si baat pe yu rooth k chal diya…
    .
    K jaise Usey sadiyon se kisi bahaane ki talash
    thi..!!!

  19. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Freb tune bhi kiya freb mene bhi kiya…..
    Farq sirf itna he ki tune mujhse freb kiya
    mene khud se freb kiya tujhse wafa karke…..

  20. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Main Kisi Aur Ki Hoon Itna Bata Kar Roi
    Wo Mujhe Mehndi Lagey Hath Dikha Kar Roi

    Umar Bhar Ki Judai Ka Khayal Aya Tha.
    Wo Mujhe Pas Apne Bitha Kar Roi

    Khat Kitabein Wo Pyar K Tohfey
    Mohabbat Ki Sab Nishaniyan Jala KarRoi

    Meri Di Hui Sab Cheezein Utaar Di Usne
    Wo Mujhe Sej Pe Sajey Zevar Dikha Kar Roi

    Ab K Na Sahi Agle Janam Me Hum Jarur Milenge
    Mujhe Kuch Aise Dilasey Dila Kar Roi

    Mujhse Zyada Gam Bichhadney Ka Usey Tha
    Waqt-E-Ruksat Wo Mujhe Seeney Se LagaKar Roi

    1. Admin says:

      Bhadiya…. Bahut Khoob Dear

    2. sanjay41s says:

      Pather thama diya…FAREB..ROI and LPG …………..bohut badiya.ADMIN JI ki shabashi bhi mili hai AAPKO

  21. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Khamosh baithey hain to log kehte hain
    udaasi acchi nahi……..
    .
    Zara sa hans lein to log muskurane ki wajah
    poochhtey hain……..

  22. Nilesh says:

    gd mrng frndz*
    hw r u all?

    Baba ji ap kaise ko? Aur bhabhi ji kaisi hai? :-)
    Abe bhai log hume bhul gye kya?

  23. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

    matlab jo sher TV per sex karte hue dikhaye jate vo porn star h hehehehehehehehehehe

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