Jaat Paat Mein Kya Rakha Hai?

India Mein Jativaad Ek Bahut Badi Samsya Hai Aur Isi Bat Ka Fayda Bade Bade Log Uthate Hai, Aisa Hi Ek Fayda Hamare Swami Lunnacharya Ne Bhi Uthaya
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Ek Baar Teen Aadmi Jinko Apni Jaati (Cast) Maloom Nahi Thi, Sawami Lunnacharya Ke Paas Jate Hai Aur Bole.

Sawami Ji Hum Teeno Ko Hamari Jaati Maloom Nahi Hai, Kripa Karke Hamari Jaat Bata Dijiye.

Ab Apne Sawami Ji The To Tharki Hi, Kafi Dino Se Koi Aurat Nahi Fasi Thi To Socha Ki Aj Inse Hi Kam Chala Leta Hu

Sawami Ji Bole Ki Tum Teeno Apne Kapde Utar Kar Khade Ho Jaao.

Sabse Pahle Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Bole: “Beta, Tere Aage Baal Nahi Hai, Piche Khadde Mein Baal Hai To Tu Khandelwal Hai

Ab Dusre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Bole: “Beta, Tere Khadde Mein Baal Nahi Hai Aage Baal Hai To Tu Agrawal Hai

Ab Teesre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Ne Dekha Ki Na Uske Aage Baal Hai Aur Na Hi Peeche.

To Sawami Ji Ne Uski Gaand Marna Shuru Kar Diya, Wo Aadmi Bola: “Sawami Ji, Bahut Dukhta Hai

To Sawami Lunnacharya Bole: “Beta, Fir Tu Gupta Hai

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26 Comments

  1. Dhiraj* says:

    :lol: india mein yehi sab sikh k forienger apne desh jaate hain..aur fuck you ki jagah …teri maa ki/ka @#$% bolte hain..aur indin ko to ghar baithe baite angreji gaaliya aa jaati hai… :lol:

    koi bata sakta ladki ka sabse khubsurat ang kon sa hota hai????
    kamino meine ladki ka bola hai…khubsurat ladki ka nhi ;)
    kyunki straight boys k liye khubsurat ladki ka har ang khubsurat hota hai..
    jaise mere liye har handsome ladke ka got itt!! !idea!
    ;)

    ek khubsurat ladke ka ek kiss kisi jannat se kam nhi mere liye..ussi tarah straight ladko k liye kisi khubsurat ldki ka!!
    :lol:

  2. Dhiraj* says:

    FIVE CATEGORY OF STRAIGHT BOYs
    1.jo sabka hero ho..jiska deewani puri duniya ho bole to sarwagun sampnn(diamond clss st8 boy)
    2.jo har aankhein padd leta ho..aur jo sacche matlab ko matlab deta ho(platinum cl str8 boy)
    3.jo sabko pyaar kre aur bure logo ko burai se bachae(gold class straight boy)
    4.jo sirf usse pyaar kre jo…use matlab ya pyaar deta ho(silver class straight boys)
    5.jo sirf chut se pyaar kre..aur sirf chut aur matlab ko matlab deta ho(bronze class straight boys)
    :cool:

      1. Dhiraj* says:

        kaminey tujhe bronze hi milega..magar phir bhi tu dil ka accha kamina hai…tere comment padhkar mujhe pata chlta hai…by the way tujhme koi burai jada nhi hai..bus tu bolta bada dirty hai..u dirty mind!!..lagta hai teri nai nai jawaani shuru hui hai..lagta hai 21 22 ka hoga ..chal mera bhi aashirwaad tere saath humesha rahega..ki tu hot aur sexy bana reh tathastu!! hahahahahahahaha :lol: hansi hi nhi ruk rhi :lol:

  3. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Falsafe Zindgi Ke Hai Pecheeda Itne Ki…
    Chalne Se Pehle Meri Raahe Bikhar Jati Hai..
    Hazaar Zakhmo Ke Baad Ab Ye Aalam Hai…
    Ishq Ke Naam Se Hi Meri Rooh Sihar Jati Hai…

  4. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

    hehehehe ab mere hisab se boy ki category

    1. jiska lund hamesha ucha rahe or uska virye 23:59 hours baad nikle (diamond)
    2. jiska lund hamesha ucha rahe per use ladki ko samne rakhne ki jarurat pade (platinum)
    3. jiska lund hamesha ucha rahe per viagra ki jarurat pade (gold)
    4. jiska lund sirf 1 ghante hi ucha rahe (silver)
    5. jiska lund dhila ho or bahar vo sabka hero ho (bronze)

    hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    baba ji ka param bhakt
    devendr
    hehehe

      1. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

        hehehehehe ha ye no.1 wali hi meri sabse favorite category h hehehe
        mai esa hu to nahi per koshish karta rehta hu hehehehehe

        ha vaise kabhi kabhi jab mai 2 minut rukta hu or 4 minut karta hu to pure din mai 8 ghante tak kar leta hu hehehehehe (2:4 —>>12 hours = 4 hours + 8 hours)
        or sabhi ladko ko specialy tujhe bhi yahi sujhav h ki 2:4 k jaise interval mai relax and mutth mara kare hehehehehehe

        is se jindgi mai ULTIMATE Energy and happyness milti h hehehehehehe

    1. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

      yar vaise to maine 3 ideots nahi dekhi
      per guarantee se keh sakta hu ki usme national geographic ki terha NANGI ladki ki C nahi dikhayi hogi hehehehehehe

  5. Dhiraj* says:

    agar bhagwaan pucche mein duniya se in 4 cheejo me se ek cheej khtm krna chahta hoon to aap kise khtm krwaenenge?????????

    1.bikes
    2.ladkia
    3.internet
    4.murge

    jawaab do…mera jawaab hai bikes aapka kya?? :cool:

  6. Dhiraj* says:

    dosta aaj subah mere vill place mein subh 10 baje baccha hua hai..kucch dino baad use dekhne jana hai kisi wajah se pata nhi chl paya ki mada hai ya narr…yeh bilkul sacchi baat hai…
    raat ko milte hain..abhi pet bhakti krne jaa raha hoon..iss thand mein thodi shkti lene k liye…ghr mein ek french baatli padi hai sochta hoon aaj try kr loon.. :) nhi to kingfisher!!
    bye tc!!..by the cow k bacche ki baat kr raha tha!! ;)

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