Jaat Paat Mein Kya Rakha Hai?

India Mein Jativaad Ek Bahut Badi Samsya Hai Aur Isi Bat Ka Fayda Bade Bade Log Uthate Hai, Aisa Hi Ek Fayda Hamare Swami Lunnacharya Ne Bhi Uthaya
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Ek Baar Teen Aadmi Jinko Apni Jaati (Cast) Maloom Nahi Thi, Sawami Lunnacharya Ke Paas Jate Hai Aur Bole.

Sawami Ji Hum Teeno Ko Hamari Jaati Maloom Nahi Hai, Kripa Karke Hamari Jaat Bata Dijiye.

Ab Apne Sawami Ji The To Tharki Hi, Kafi Dino Se Koi Aurat Nahi Fasi Thi To Socha Ki Aj Inse Hi Kam Chala Leta Hu

Sawami Ji Bole Ki Tum Teeno Apne Kapde Utar Kar Khade Ho Jaao.

Sabse Pahle Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Bole: “Beta, Tere Aage Baal Nahi Hai, Piche Khadde Mein Baal Hai To Tu Khandelwal Hai

Ab Dusre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Bole: “Beta, Tere Khadde Mein Baal Nahi Hai Aage Baal Hai To Tu Agrawal Hai

Ab Teesre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Ne Dekha Ki Na Uske Aage Baal Hai Aur Na Hi Peeche.

To Sawami Ji Ne Uski Gaand Marna Shuru Kar Diya, Wo Aadmi Bola: “Sawami Ji, Bahut Dukhta Hai

To Sawami Lunnacharya Bole: “Beta, Fir Tu Gupta Hai

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45 Comments

    1. Admin says:

      Mobile pe kisi ko full version ki jarurat nahi oti haan.. par mobile se kisi aur ko send karne ke liye SMS version hi chahiye hoga na ki.. SMS se 10 guna bada Original Version

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Jay Bro. QR Code(Quick Response Code) Ek Tarah Se Matrix Barcode Hai Ya Do Aayami Code Hota Hai..Jo Apne Aap me Bahut Bada Storage Medium Hota Hai. Isme Hum Kuchh Bhi Store Kar Sakte Hai(Obiously Image, Text Or Website Link). Ek Khas Tarah Ke Software Se Isko Decode Kiya Jata Hai. Agar Aap Android Mobile Use Karte Hain To Isko Android Market Se Free Me Download Kar Sakte Hain.

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Bro WO To Mujhe Pata Hai..Lekin Itni Jaandar Tarkie Se Suspense Bana Ke Joke Likhte Ho Use Short (Mobile Version) Poori Tarah Se Carry Nahi Karta. Itna To Kar Do..Jo Joke Short Ho Unka Hi QR Code De Diya Karo Bjay Mobile Version Ke.

  1. Jay says:

    hahahahaha. .hehehe. .hohohoho. .hahahaha. . . . Maza aa gaya . . Gupta ji aur Agarwal par joke sunkar . Mera frnds Guptta aur Agarwal dono hai . Unko mai ye joke farword karunga .

  2. Samir says:

    **************************
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    *KAHIN MILE TO OUSSAY YE KAHNA
    *
    *Kahin mile to oussay ye kahana
    *faseel e nafrate gira rahe hain
    *gaye dino bhula rahe hain
    *wo apne wade se fir gaye hain
    *hum apne wade nibha rahe hain
    *
    *KahiN MilE to OussE ye KahnA
    *
    *na dil me koi malaal rakhe
    *hamesha apna khyal rakhe
    *sare gum apne wo de de hame
    *tamam khusyan sabhal rakhe
    *
    *KaHiN MiLe To OuSsE Ye KaHnA
    *
    *****************************

    JPR

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Hallo Bro..Princy Ko Aajad Kar Do..Bahut Din Se Qaid Kar Rakha hai Use.. Bahut Mushkil Se Ek Kaale Chor Ne Uska Pata Bataya..Juice Peene Ke Bahane Kuchh Aur Peena Tumhe Shobha Nahi Deta..HeHeHe…Princy Ko Jald Se Jald Chhodo…

      @Kaise Ho Dost?

  3. Deleted says:

    We all spend so much money for buying clothes…

    but the best moments of life are enjoyed…

    WITHOUT CLOTHES….

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    its CHILDHOOD…

    God bless your Dirty mind…

  4. LUCKY says:

    Girl friend ke bewafa hone pe chodumal ne farmaya hai………..

    Ahsan kisi ka na lenge, ye kam dubara kar lenge…..!!

    wah wah……!!!

    Ahsan kisi ka na lenge, ye kam dubara kar lenge…..!!

    wah wah……!!!

    jab yad tumhari aayegi mutth mar gujara kar lenge…..!!

    mutth mar gujara kar lenge…..!!

  5. Deleted says:

    Who are boys…:

    Jo marne ke baad
    Narak main bhi..
    Kahate hai:
    “YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH KYA PATHAKHA HAI YAAR”

    AND

    Who are Girls?

    Who goes to heaven and says:

    “APSARA KI NAIL POSISH DEKHI… HOW CHEAP NAA…”

      1. Jay says:

        Hehehe. . . Admin bro. Aapki Dubey wali baat se mujhe v ek joke yaad aa gaya. .
        Ek bar Pandit log apni Jaati k batware k liye ek Baba ji k pas gaye, wo Baba bahut hi Tharki thha..
        Toh Baba ji ne sabko nanga khada karke sabko dekhna shuru kiya. . .
        — Jinke Aage Piche dono taraf Baal thhe unko “Dubey” bataya.
        –Jinke aage, piche aur chati par baal thhe unko “Tiwari” bataya.
        –Jinke aage, piche, chati aur Pith par v baal thhe unko “Choubey” bataya.
        –Jinke pure sarir par baal thhe unko “Pandey” bataya.
        Aur
        Last me ek Aadmi aisa aaya jiske har jagah kewal 2-4 baal rahte thhe toh Baba ji soch me pad gaye aur sochte-sochte btaya ki ye “Mishra” hai :-( :-P ;-D

  6. manish kmr says:

    mera joke nahi publish hone wala kya admin bhai?? pahle diye joke ko to bol diya ki refine ho rahe hai .wo aaj tak publish nahi aur kuch din pahle diya bhi nahi.agar theek na lage to bata to diya karo ek hint me. Its not able.bus mai samajh jaunga.

    1. Admin says:

      Der esa kuch nahi hai… main jokes ko utha ke ek file mein dal deta hun

      Par us se pahle ke jo jokes hai unka kya karu jine pe work chal raha hai aur vo hamesha 100+ hote hai

      Kabhi dekha hai ki koi bhi JOKE miss hua hu.. sabhi time se aate hai bcoz they are already in queue

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