Jaat Paat Mein Kya Rakha Hai?

The Joke "Jaat Paat Mein Kya Rakha Hai?" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Swami Lunnacharya Jokes, and viewed 73,512 times.
India Mein Jativaad Ek Bahut Badi Samsya Hai Aur Isi Bat Ka Fayda Bade Bade Log Uthate Hai, Aisa Hi Ek Fayda Hamare Swami Lunnacharya Ne Bhi Uthaya
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Ek Baar Teen Aadmi Jinko Apni Jaati (Cast) Maloom Nahi Thi, Sawami Lunnacharya Ke Paas Jate Hai Aur Bole.

Sawami Ji Hum Teeno Ko Hamari Jaati Maloom Nahi Hai, Kripa Karke Hamari Jaat Bata Dijiye.

Ab Apne Sawami Ji The To Tharki Hi, Kafi Dino Se Koi Aurat Nahi Fasi Thi To Socha Ki Aj Inse Hi Kam Chala Leta Hu

Sawami Ji Bole Ki Tum Teeno Apne Kapde Utar Kar Khade Ho Jaao.

Sabse Pahle Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Bole: “Beta, Tere Aage Baal Nahi Hai, Piche Khadde Mein Baal Hai To Tu Khandelwal Hai

Ab Dusre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Bole: “Beta, Tere Khadde Mein Baal Nahi Hai Aage Baal Hai To Tu Agrawal Hai

Ab Teesre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Ne Dekha Ki Na Uske Aage Baal Hai Aur Na Hi Peeche.

To Sawami Ji Ne Uski Gaand Marna Shuru Kar Diya, Wo Aadmi Bola: “Sawami Ji, Bahut Dukhta Hai

To Sawami Lunnacharya Bole: “Beta, Fir Tu Gupta Hai

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45 Comments

  1. Aakash says:

    hehehehe nice joke…..

  2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Admin Bro..Full Joke Ka QR Code Publish Karo Na Ki Mobile Version Ka. Thank You For A Nice Apps In This Site.

    1. Admin says:

      Mobile pe kisi ko full version ki jarurat nahi oti haan.. par mobile se kisi aur ko send karne ke liye SMS version hi chahiye hoga na ki.. SMS se 10 guna bada Original Version

      1. Jay says:

        Yaar Admin ye QR Code kya hai ? Mere Mobile par to aisa koi options nahi mil raha hai . .

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Jay Bro. QR Code(Quick Response Code) Ek Tarah Se Matrix Barcode Hai Ya Do Aayami Code Hota Hai..Jo Apne Aap me Bahut Bada Storage Medium Hota Hai. Isme Hum Kuchh Bhi Store Kar Sakte Hai(Obiously Image, Text Or Website Link). Ek Khas Tarah Ke Software Se Isko Decode Kiya Jata Hai. Agar Aap Android Mobile Use Karte Hain To Isko Android Market Se Free Me Download Kar Sakte Hain.

      3. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Bro WO To Mujhe Pata Hai..Lekin Itni Jaandar Tarkie Se Suspense Bana Ke Joke Likhte Ho Use Short (Mobile Version) Poori Tarah Se Carry Nahi Karta. Itna To Kar Do..Jo Joke Short Ho Unka Hi QR Code De Diya Karo Bjay Mobile Version Ke.

        1. Admin says:

          Hmmm… Wait for few days main dono hi dal dunga….. but give me some time to figure it out.. how to kill 2 birds in one shot :p

      4. Jay says:

        Thanks Prince bro, Aap etne din kaha busy thhe ?

    2. Jay says:

      Admin Bro.
      Doo Naav ki sawari , Ga#d phadne ki taiyari. . .hehehe

  3. Jay says:

    hahahahaha. .hehehe. .hohohoho. .hahahaha. . . . Maza aa gaya . . Gupta ji aur Agarwal par joke sunkar . Mera frnds Guptta aur Agarwal dono hai . Unko mai ye joke farword karunga .

  4. panchhy says:

    hahahaha agrawal to smj gayi kn h bt gupta nd khandelwal kn h ye ni pat

    1. Jay says:

      hehehe. . . Kabutari tujhe Agarwal Q samajh me aa gaya mujhe malum hai . .hehehe

      1. panchhy says:

        achhaa hehe

    2. Py@re moh@n says:

      hi everyone kaise ho sab?

      1. panchhy says:

        em gud pyare mohan ji ap kese ho?

      2. Jay says:

        Pyare Bhaiya hum to mast hai. Aap aur Aapke Bachhe kaise hai ? :-(

  5. Rashii says:

    :-D

    1. Py@re moh@n says:

      are rashii ji d ka kya matlab hai?
      samjhao

    2. LUCKY says:

      hi rashi howz u??? kya ho rha hai aj kal?

  6. Samir says:

    **************************
    *
    *KAHIN MILE TO OUSSAY YE KAHNA
    *
    *Kahin mile to oussay ye kahana
    *faseel e nafrate gira rahe hain
    *gaye dino bhula rahe hain
    *wo apne wade se fir gaye hain
    *hum apne wade nibha rahe hain
    *
    *KahiN MilE to OussE ye KahnA
    *
    *na dil me koi malaal rakhe
    *hamesha apna khyal rakhe
    *sare gum apne wo de de hame
    *tamam khusyan sabhal rakhe
    *
    *KaHiN MiLe To OuSsE Ye KaHnA
    *
    *****************************

    JPR

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Hallo Bro..Princy Ko Aajad Kar Do..Bahut Din Se Qaid Kar Rakha hai Use.. Bahut Mushkil Se Ek Kaale Chor Ne Uska Pata Bataya..Juice Peene Ke Bahane Kuchh Aur Peena Tumhe Shobha Nahi Deta..HeHeHe…Princy Ko Jald Se Jald Chhodo…

      @Kaise Ho Dost?

    2. Jay says:

      @Samir Bhosadi ke. . . Tu etane din kaha “G” marwa raha thha ?

    3. LUCKY says:

      are mile to pahle unki lenge bad me kuchh khenge…………. hehehehehehehe

  7. sonam says:

    nice joke………..

  8. Deleted says:

    Nishani Apne Ghar Ki Kya Baataon Tujh Ko …

    Jahan Veeraniyan Dekho, Chalay Aana ..

    1. sonam says:

      nice line deleted g…………hru??

  9. LUCKY says:

    hiii sonam kesi ho????

    1. sonam says:

      Mein to fit nd fine hu lucky g,aap btaiye aap kaise he?????????????

  10. Deleted says:

    DHOKAA KHAANA to MOHABBAT waalon ki Aik RASM-E-WAFFAA hai,

    PHOOL KHUSHI key liye hotey to LOG JANAAZEY pey naa DAALTEY.

  11. Deleted says:

    Chhor to Diya Mujhe Par Kabhi Ye Bhi Socha

    Tumne
    Ab Kabhi Jhoot Bola To Qasmein Kis Ki KhaoGe

  12. Deleted says:

    We all spend so much money for buying clothes…

    but the best moments of life are enjoyed…

    WITHOUT CLOTHES….

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    its CHILDHOOD…

    God bless your Dirty mind…

  13. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahahaha……..

  14. LUCKY says:

    Girl friend ke bewafa hone pe chodumal ne farmaya hai………..

    Ahsan kisi ka na lenge, ye kam dubara kar lenge…..!!

    wah wah……!!!

    Ahsan kisi ka na lenge, ye kam dubara kar lenge…..!!

    wah wah……!!!

    jab yad tumhari aayegi mutth mar gujara kar lenge…..!!

    mutth mar gujara kar lenge…..!!

  15. Deleted says:

    Who are boys…:

    Jo marne ke baad
    Narak main bhi..
    Kahate hai:
    “YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH KYA PATHAKHA HAI YAAR”

    AND

    Who are Girls?

    Who goes to heaven and says:

    “APSARA KI NAIL POSISH DEKHI… HOW CHEAP NAA…”

  16. Deleted says:

    Reza reza hai mera aks aur hairat yeh hai..

    Aaina to salamat hai phir toota kya hai ?…..

  17. bheem says:

    mast jokes hellow all how are you

  18. kashish says:

    nice one……

  19. Sunny says:

    Teeno hi gaandu the

  20. HPS says:

    Dhansoo joke thnx admin

  21. Ramo says:

    jiske aage aur piche dono tarf bal ho toh use kay kahanege

    reply admin bro.

    1. Admin says:

      Dubey Ji

      1. Jay says:

        Hehehe. . . Admin bro. Aapki Dubey wali baat se mujhe v ek joke yaad aa gaya. .
        Ek bar Pandit log apni Jaati k batware k liye ek Baba ji k pas gaye, wo Baba bahut hi Tharki thha..
        Toh Baba ji ne sabko nanga khada karke sabko dekhna shuru kiya. . .
        — Jinke Aage Piche dono taraf Baal thhe unko “Dubey” bataya.
        –Jinke aage, piche aur chati par baal thhe unko “Tiwari” bataya.
        –Jinke aage, piche, chati aur Pith par v baal thhe unko “Choubey” bataya.
        –Jinke pure sarir par baal thhe unko “Pandey” bataya.
        Aur
        Last me ek Aadmi aisa aaya jiske har jagah kewal 2-4 baal rahte thhe toh Baba ji soch me pad gaye aur sochte-sochte btaya ki ye “Mishra” hai :-( :-P ;-D

  22. manish kmr says:

    mera joke nahi publish hone wala kya admin bhai?? pahle diye joke ko to bol diya ki refine ho rahe hai .wo aaj tak publish nahi aur kuch din pahle diya bhi nahi.agar theek na lage to bata to diya karo ek hint me. Its not able.bus mai samajh jaunga.

    1. Admin says:

      Der esa kuch nahi hai… main jokes ko utha ke ek file mein dal deta hun

      Par us se pahle ke jo jokes hai unka kya karu jine pe work chal raha hai aur vo hamesha 100+ hote hai

      Kabhi dekha hai ki koi bhi JOKE miss hua hu.. sabhi time se aate hai bcoz they are already in queue

  23. manish kmr says:

    thnks for considiring

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