James Bond’s Magical Watch

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James Bond, Shows His Magic Watch To His New Girlfriend and Says

James Bond: “My Watch Says Your Not Wearing Panties

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Girlfriend: “But I Am Wearing, Your Watch Is Lying

James Bind: “Ooops Sorry, My Watch Is 10 Minutes Fast ;)

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James Bond Shows His Magic Watch 2 New Gf n Says- My Watch Says Ur Not Wearing P@nt1es. Gf- But I Am Wearing. Jb- Oops Sory, My Watch Is 10 Mins Fast

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11 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    hmmmm
    mst idiea hai, parposal marne ka..

    @RAASHIII JAAAN
    dunia me bahut gm milenge,
    sach mano sachche dost bahut km milenge,
    jis mod pr chod denge svi 2mhara sath,
    usi mod pr 2mhe hm milenge :)

    1. Rashii says:

      Wanted ji shukriya nice
      ap jaise dost hain humare sath to fir gm kaisa

  2. kamdev says:

    acha hain

    mere pass v aishi watch and girlfriend hoti tho ….

    Jai hooooooooooooo

  3. Rashii says:

    Jay dear result nov ya dec tak aayega, aur hum b wait kr rahe hain ap sbhi ko sweet khilane ka,
    waise ap dikhte mast ho hehehehehe

    1. Jay says:

      Ailaa Sach-much me ? Kahi ye bhi to jhuthi tareef nahi hai ?……hehehe
      Lekin Rashii dear humne to aapko abhi tak nahi dekha hai…….buhuhuhuhu

  4. Samir says:

    Abe wanted
    mere pas 1 idea h kyun na hm tm aur raj sbhi mil kr sayri.com pr jate hain,AUR sbhi apne apne andaj m shivani ko ptate hain,,,aur yar shivani ki hirni jaisi ankhen bahut hi nsili h,jb se dekha hu,ousse bat krne k liye mra ja rha hu,,,aur is admn ko kuwada hi rhne do,hehehe
    kyun kaisa lga mere idea ,hai na mst
    aur achha h panchhy ye sb nhi janti ,,warna meri bahut pitayi kregi,

    JPR

    1. Admin says:

      shayri.com nahi be vo http://www.shers.in hai

      aur beta man meri bat… uspe try karne ka koi fayda nahi in kamo se durr hai.. heheheh samjha kar bat mere taraf hi dekh le agar esa hota to :( buhuhuhhuhu

    2. Wanted says:

      samir, maine shers.in mai entry kr li hai, LOVE IS LIFE, k name se. ab fatafat 2mlog v aa jao :)

  5. Hps says:

    Mast watch hai ya ladki patane ka fanda.

  6. Raj bindaas says:

    wah joke ho to aisa mast h yar ekdum fresh

    admin – kuch shivani type ki hawa chal rhi h, sale tu humlogo ko chellenge kr rha h, to sun le be agr ye hatela uske piche pad gya na to tu apni secretry se hath dho bethega

    1. Admin says:

      Raj… Tum apni jagha sahi ho, par main bhi use 3 years se janta hu isliye bola.. aage tum logo ki marji :)

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