Ladka Hi Sex Ke Paisi Kyu Deta Hai?

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Jatt Ladka Sex Karne Ke Baad Callgirl (Randi) Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: “Sex Mein Ladka Or Ladki Dono Ko Maja Aata Hai, Fir Ladke Se Hi Paisi Kyu Liye Jaate Hai?

Callgirl: “Arey Bevkoof, Charges Hamesha Outgoing Par Hi Lagte Hai Na Ki Incoming Par

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Boy: Sex Mein Dono Ko Maza Aata Hai, Fir Ladke Se Hi Paise Kyu? Ladki: Bevkoof Charges Outgoing Par Hi Lagte Hai, Incoming Par Nahi.

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80 Comments

  1. nilabh says:

    Gandu typ joke tha.

  2. kaminey says:

    new 1

    hi priyanka BB ROSY ADITI MILI TAMIL

    mera to out goin b fri hai

  3. Naveen says:

    Samjh me nahi aaya mili tum samjh to na let k.

    Hehehe……

  4. Rosy says:

    Hmm.. Baat toh shi h

    1. HUNK says:

      ager outgoing hi nahi hogi to incoming kahan se hogi dear outgoing is much important… just think

    2. Anand says:

      rOSY tum kabhi samajhdar lagati ho , kuch mujhe bhi samajhao na..!!

  5. kaminey says:

    o yaar BB ROSY tu gusse me or b hasin lagti hai

  6. palak says:

    gud

  7. THE SHOW STOPPER says:

    tum log mare pass aao mane to aaj hi BSNL ka recharge karaya hain unlimited Outgoing…kaminey ka to BALANCE khatam ho gaya hain hahaha…
    WTF MAN

  8. nilabh says:

    admin, tune yahan v meri 1 comment delete ki h, incomming wali jo g pe thi! Tum kya chahte ho?

    1. admin says:

      Bhai main site ko clean krna. chahta hun kirpya sahog de aur apne jhadu poche leke mera sath de

  9. nilabh says:

    admin, tujhe site hi clean krna h to pahle jokes ko clean kro. Tb tumahri ye logic samajh me aayegi v. Aur tujhe mai patna ke mall ka offer diye to tune uska koi jawab nhi diya.

  10. PRIYA says:

    Admin itna sarif hain to tere joke main chut ,lund kyu hote hain

    1. admin says:

      Priya Kyunki vo jokes hai main tera naam leke usmein ye word nahi dalta. samjhi.

    2. nakul says:

      kyoki hum tere log hai

    3. HUNK says:

      i m with priya admin ….. dont use abuse words if you dont like..

      1. admin says:

        Good ladki samjhaye to badiya hum apni language mein samjahye to abuse… lage raho Hunk bhai

    4. Akshay says:

      agar chut or lund nahi hote to
      zindagi jine main maja nahi aata. tum hi socho agar ye sab na hote to……

  11. anand says:

    very funny jokes but not real…………….

  12. ajay says:

    hi , a regular reader of ur jokes. i like it very much, mr. admin i have send you a new joke. kindly confirm the recipt and plz post it

    1. admin says:

      Thanks Ajay, par ye joke already kisi aur ne bi submit karvaya hua hai
      Anyway thanks for the joke dear

  13. admin says:

    Nilabh Maine tumhare comments remove kiye hai taki tumhai kisi ke aage beizzti na ho. So its better ki ya to jokes pado aur ache comments do aur ya comments na do.. Please mujhe dobara koi vesa step uthane pe majbur na karna

    Its a request

    Mere baki ke dosto now its up to u guys ki kese tum mera sath dete ho.

  14. priyanka says:

    callgirl ne badhiya jawab diya….and admin tum jaise kaho hum tumhara saath dene ke liye taiyar hai……mai to is site me tab tak kuch ganda nahi likhungi jab tak koi muje kuch ganda na bole

    1. admin says:

      Priyanka Ji Badiya hai na fir to

    2. HUNK says:

      priyanka g sweet logon ko kaun ganda bolta hai aapki baton se to aap suger lakti ho a hot suger..

  15. robinhood panday says:

    yar admin i agree with u, gali wale comnt to bilkul hi delete kr do. Ye site mughe bahut pasand aya lekin idhar kuch purane joke aa rahe hain.

  16. priyanka says:

    aao bhai robinhood panday…vese tumhari hi kami thi….ek dabang to yaha pehle e tha ab tum bhi aa gaye….chalo thik hai…..kal se mai bhi CHULBUL PANDAY ke naam se aati hu…..

    1. dabang says:

      priyanka g aap bhi anpe group me samil ho gyi welcome

  17. Soubhagya says:

    Gud Evening Admin bhaiya n friends. Site ka ijjat bachao. Gaaliyan kisko nahi ate hain. Sirf gaali dene ke liye hum iss site pe ate hain kya? Aur haan ladkiyaan bhi ek limit mein rehke comment kijiye.Nahi toh ladke kya karte hain pata hai hi.Anyway have fun

    1. jeeva says:

      hai tumhari baat ka samarthan kart hu bhai

  18. Soubhagya says:

    Admin bhaiya Ram Ram.Kaise hain aap?Apki family 0 problem khatam hua kya?

    1. admin says:

      Soubhagya Bhai Ek problem se niklo to dusri aa jati hai… ab yahan pe site pe logo ne gand macha rakha hai

  19. Soubhagya says:

    Sab ka ant aata hai Bhai. Ek din sab line pe aa jayenge. Aap ab tak soye nahi? Main toh nite duty mein hoon.

  20. Soubhagya says:

    Admin Bhai bahot muskil horaha hai ye raat bhar jagna.Kuchh hi dino mein ye naukri chhod raha hoon.Dusri naukri mil gayi hai.

    1. admin says:

      Oh ok… Vese raat ko to ullu jagte hai meri tarha

  21. priyanka says:

    admin sir aapne voting chalu kiya hai ki….you wants gandi baaten in comments….aapne sirf do option rakhe hai 1 -yes and 2nd-no par aapko tisra option bhi rakhana chahiye tha.3-yes ,but in limit….

  22. priyanka says:

    admin aap sari raat jagte ho kya????

    1. admin says:

      Ji Nahi Priyanka Ji, Maine bas sone ja raha hun Good Night Friends….

  23. Soubhagya says:

    Par kya kare Admin bhai Railway mein toh hafte mein 2 din nite duty karna must hai. Isliye karna padta hai.

  24. Rosy says:

    @kaminey, aunty ne tujhe kya khaakar paida kiya hoga?

  25. Munny says:

    Munny badnaam hui darling tere liye

    1. HUNK says:

      kaash munny mere liye badnaam hoti…….

  26. B@D BH@I says:

    YAAR ADMIN AAJ YE KAMINEY AUR DABANGG KAHA REH GAYE!!!

  27. THE SHOW STOPPER says:

    YAAR ADMIN bhai MAIN ek JOKE DA RAHA HOON PLZ MARa NAAM SE POst KARNA…"DO GAY HOTE HAIN SANTA AND BANTA aapas main baat kar rahe hote hain achank samne se hot,sexy,mote boobs wali ladki aati hain to santa kahata hain kya maal hain jab BAHAN AASI HAIN TO ISka BHAI KAISA HOGA"

    1. admin says:

      Already joke site pe hai

  28. Salmaan khan says:

    aur haa dosto ladka hi hamesa paisa isliye deta h kyu ki hamesha ….Lund pe dund hai aur choot pe choot hai

  29. chulbul panday....ur says:

    bad bhai….dabang and kaminey munni ke ghar pe gaye hai….pehle dabang aaya fir robhinhood panday and ab munni bhi aa gai hamare site par…..admin aapka site to bada famous ho raha hai….lagta hai ab yaha jam ke dabangai hogi

    1. jeeva says:

      hi chulbuli

  30. Sid says:

    Garib ramu JOCKY Ki undrwear laya or gaon me sabhi ko dhoti uchi kar ke dikhane lga.

    Jb wo gar aaya or almari kholi to wo behosh ho gya,

    dekha UNDERWEAr to almari me thi

    1. admin says:

      Already on site

  31. Sid says:

    Sory bhai mene abi tk puri site ni dekhi he agr me kbi koi aisa joke cmt kr du to use show mt krna

  32. MUNNI says:

    SHOW STOPPER TUM B.TECH KAR RAHE HO AUR MAIN BHI TO MIL GAYE DO YAAR "AAP KA WOH AUR MERA WOH"

  33. MUNNI says:

    Munni se panga mat lena nahi to nange ho gayoge

  34. yukti says:

    nice jokes keep it up admin.

  35. THE SHOW STOPPER says:

    Munni tum sirf mari ho dusro ke chakar main badnaam mat ho

  36. THE SHOW STOPPER says:

    Show stopper i love ur joke and i also luve u hehe

  37. DHIRAJ says:

    Show stopper yeh joke churaya hua hai..kisi din pakada jayega mehnat k banaye hue jokes post karwa ..qk mehnat ki roti mein swad hota hai.

  38. kaminey says:

    gud 1 SHO STPR

    hi BAD BHAI mene n apne nevr cmmtd on echothr bt u evn srchin me so thnx aur kaha jange yar hm ghar chhod k bus admn bhai k poll k rslts k wait me tha ki accrdn to dat i d cmmnt

    hi admin mileng rat k tere se bat karni hai yar

    (hop u don min me calin u like tu n tera if ya den tel me on my face nt on nthrs cmmt

    hi ROSY 'JI' thnx 2 u 2 4 ur respct 4 my mom as u cal her aunt othrwis u cd als use like teri maa ne kya khaya tha AAPKI gandhigiri ne to meri akhe khol di

    hi 2 PRIYANKA als bt m crful 2 cmmt on u cz i thnk admin tum pe fida hai isnt lik dat admin????

    i kno u al wd b thnkin k ye sala kamina itna dipkomtic sa kese ho gaya

    bt frnds don wry ye kamina apni kaminepanti k 7 lotega rat ko

    so bye n JMC

    1. admin says:

      Kaminey Meri ek baat yaad rakhna, ki Tu usko hi bola jata hai jis se jyada pyar ho
      Isiliye shayad bhagwan ko koi bhi aap kah ke nahi tu kah ke bulate hai
      Aur main koi Priyanka pe fida nahi hun in reality mujhe bhagwan ne badi pyari si GF di hai… so mujhe ab khaskar ladki ki koi aur chah nahi hai
      Baki yaar mere ko koi acha thode lagta hai apne users ka dil dukha ke. par main ye bhi chahta hun ki site esi bane rahe aur logo ko intrest aaye
      Galat baatein karke kya mil jayega yaar. aur maine tum logo ko bola bhi tha ki is cheez ke liye main ek nayi site bana dunga
      par yaar tum log mera sath dekne ki jagha mujhe hi jab galat kahte ho to. khud socho mujhe kya feel hota hoga

  39. kaminey says:

    yp PRIYANKA me n ango ko dabne wala DABNG munni k yaha gye the use lene n hum le k b aye h use yaha

    hi MUNNI wanna bng my KAMINI…

  40. habib says:

    are yaar isko kaise use karte hai

    kuch pata nahi chal raha hai

  41. MS says:

    hi priyanka i m ur new pankha (fan)

  42. MS says:

    HI ADMIN BRO HOW R U?

    1. admin says:

      I am fine dear what about you

  43. MS says:

    M BACK

    1. kavya says:

      kyo ab tak kya tour par gaya tha

  44. lover of verticallip says:

    nice joke itne shandaar joke to engineering main bhi nahi sune the

  45. Rosy says:

    @kaminey, u speak nonsens, so y sud i use a bad word 4 ur mom? Actly kaminey, u r nt that kaminey.. N maine kuch gandhigiri nai ki..i m nt that mahaaaan!

  46. chulbul panday....ur says:

    yaar tum log nahi sudhroge…..never….i'm chulbuli girl

  47. john says:

    sid welcome yar.

    do u wana become my friend,because i've no friend in this site.so,reply must.

    mindblowing joke sir.

    1. admin says:

      Hello John… Bhai yahan par sabhi ek dusre ke dushman hai (coz sare hi ek dusre ko gandi galiya nikalte hai)
      aur sabhi hi ek dusre ke dost hai (kyunki fir baad mein mafiya b maang lete hai)
      par chalo tum mere dost ban jao

  48. Rosy says:

    @anand, maine koi tuition clas khol rakhi h kya?

  49. Anand says:

    RoSy to khol lo na mai roj class karne aya karunga…

  50. avi says:

    koi haiiiiiii ?????? plz reply me

  51. chulbul pandey says:

    KAMAAL KARTI HO PRIYANKA JI . HUME YAHA AANEKE LIYE KISI AUR SE PERMISSON TO LENI NAHI PADTI PAR AAP MERA WEL COME KYO KARTI HO BATAO WAISE YE WEB SITE TO MUJHE BHI PASAND AAYI HAI AGAR YAHA AAP JAISI CHULBUL PRIYANKA HOTI TO BAAT ALAG . YAHA SUB XXXXXXX BATE KARTE HAI . SO RPY ME

  52. mohan says:

    admin- bhai ladkiyo se filrt karne wale non veg jokes kyu nahi post karte ho. pease do char jokes post kao.

  53. Ranu says:

    kyon ve roming mein dono par paise lagate hain

  54. vijay chauhan says:

    admin ji joke kaise post kru

  55. savita says:

    hhehehehe

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