Joke Of The Year – Budhi Aur Bank Manager Ki Sharat

The Joke "Joke Of The Year – Budhi Aur Bank Manager Ki Sharat" posted on 08 Feb 2017 under Hindi Desi Jokes and viewed 78,986 times.
Dosto, Bahut Se Logo Ko Sharat Lagane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai, Par Is Budhi Ne To Sharat Laga Ke Hadd Hi Kar Di, Kya Vo Shrat Jeeti Ya Haari, Pade Is Joke Of The Year Mein
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Ek Baar Ek Bhudiya ICICI Bank Ki Sabse Badi Branch Mein Ek Bahut Bade Suitcase Ke Saath Gayi Aur Manager Se Boli

Budhiya: “Mujhe Bank Ke Malik Se Milna Hai

Manager: “Ji Aap Unse Nahi Mil Sakti, Aapko Jo Bhi Kam Hai Muje Batayiye

Budhiya: “Ji Mere Is Suitcase Mein 25 Karod Rupya Hai, Aur Main Is Bank Mein Jama Karvana Chahti Hun, Par Sirf Tabhi Jab Bank Ka Malik Ek Bar Mere Se Milega

Manager Ne Socha Rakam Bahut Badi Hai, Ek Bar Maalik Se Baat Kar Hi Leta Hun

Manager Ne Malik Ko Fon Karke Sari Baat Batayai To Maalik Ne Kaha: “Theek Hai Main Kuch Der Mein Aata Hun

Kuch Der Baad Maalik Aya Aur Budhi Ko Lekar Apne Personal Cabin Mein Gaya Aur Budhi Se Pucha

Maalik: “Aunty Ji, Agar Aap Bura Na Mane To Mere Dimag Mein Ek Swala Hai, Ki Itni Badi Rakam Aap Jaisi Bujurag Ke Pass Kaise Aayi?

Budhi Muskurate Hue Boli: “Esa Khas To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Bas Mujhe Sharat Lagane Ka Shonk Hai

Maalik Ye Sunkar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Sharat Laga Ke Koi Itne Jyada Paise Ikathe Nahi Kar Sakta, Aap Juth Bol Rahi Ho

Budhi Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Agar Aapko Meri Baat Pe Nahi Yakeen To Aap Mere Sath Sharat Laga Sakte Hai

Maalik Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola Ki: “Theek Hai Lagao Sharat

Budhi Ne Ek Dam Se Kaha: “Main Aapke Sath 20 Lakh Rupaye Ki Sharat Lagati Hun Ki Aapke Dono Tatte Choras (Square) Hai

Maalik Budhi Ke Muh Se Ye Baat Sunkar Pahle To Uchhla Fir Has Ke Bola: “Aunty Ji Rahne Do Aap Sharat Haar Jayengi

Budhi Ne Kaha: “Koi Baat Nahi

Maalik Ne Kaha: “Theek Hai, Aap Agar Nahi Maanti To Khud Dekh Lo

Budhi Ne Kaha: “Par Ek Problem Hai, Ye Sharat Bahut Badi Hai Aur Main Idhar Ek Gavah Chahti Hun Taki Aap Mukar Na Sako

Maalik: “Theek Hai Aapki Baat, Par Kon Banega Is Baat Ka Gavah?

Budhi: “Ji Mene Is Shahar Ke Sabse Bade Vakeel Ki Sevaye Le Rakhi Hai, Kal Subha 10 Baje Usko Apne Saath Leke Aaungi Aur Uski Mojudgi Mein Check Hoga

Maalik Ko Pura Yakeen Tha Ki Budhi Sharat Haaregi Isliye Usne Bola: “Koi Baat Nahi Fir Kal 10 Baje Uske Saath Idhar Hi Milna

Ab Maalik Ne Sharat To Laga Li Thi, Par Budhi Ke Confidence Ko Dekh Ke Khud Hi Usko Ghabrahat Hone Lag Gayi, Usne Raat Ko Uth Kar 3 Baar Apne Tatte Check Kiye Aur Vo Gol Hi The.

Puri Tasalli Karne Ke Baad Socha Ki Budhi To Gayi Kam Se, Aur Aram Se So Gaya

Agle Din 10 Baje Budhi Shahar Ke Sabse Bade Vakeel Ke Saath Aayi Aur Maalik Se Boli

Budhi: “Aap Please Apni Pant Utar Dijiye Main Khud Hath Laga Ke Check Karungi

Maalik Ne Kuch Socha Aur Confidence Se Kaha: “Theek Hai Kar Lo

Budhi Ne Maalik Ke Tatte Pakde Aur 20 Second Tatte Haath Mein Leke Rakhe, Aur Vakiye Hi Vo Gol Thhe

Maalik Ne Budhi Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Majak Udate Hue Kaha: “To Kya Ab Main Apna 20 Lakh Rupaya Le Sakta Hun

Budhi Boli: “Haan Ji Jarur, Aap Sharat Jeet Gaye Ho

Maalik Bahut Khush Tha Usne Asani Se 20 Lakh Rupaya Kuch Pal Mein Hi Jeet Liya Tha

Itni Der Mein Usne Dekha Ki Vakeel Apna Sir Zor Zor Se Deewar Pe Marne Lag Gaya

Maalik Ne Hairan Hote Hue Budhi Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai, Paagal To Nahi Ho Gaya?

Budhi Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Haan Ho Gay Hoga, Kyunki Mene Kal Aapke Pas Ane Se Pahle Is Se 1 Karod Rupaye Ki Sharat Lagayi Thi Ki Main ICICI Bank Ke Maalik Ke Tatte Apne Hath Mein Pakad Ke Dikhaungi

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