Joke Of The Year – Budhi Aur Bank Manager Ki Sharat

Dosto, Bahut Se Logo Ko Sharat Lagane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai, Par Is Budhi Ne To Sharat Laga Ke Hadd Hi Kar Di, Kya Vo Shrat Jeeti Ya Haari, Pade Is Joke Of The Year Mein
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Ek Baar Ek Bhudiya ICICI Bank Ki Sabse Badi Branch Mein Ek Bahut Bade Suitcase Ke Saath Gayi Aur Manager Se Boli

Budhiya: “Mujhe Bank Ke Malik Se Milna Hai

Manager: “Ji Aap Unse Nahi Mil Sakti, Aapko Jo Bhi Kam Hai Muje Batayiye

Budhiya: “Ji Mere Is Suitcase Mein 25 Karod Rupya Hai, Aur Main Is Bank Mein Jama Karvana Chahti Hun, Par Sirf Tabhi Jab Bank Ka Malik Ek Bar Mere Se Milega

Manager Ne Socha Rakam Bahut Badi Hai, Ek Bar Maalik Se Baat Kar Hi Leta Hun

Manager Ne Malik Ko Fon Karke Sari Baat Batayai To Maalik Ne Kaha: “Theek Hai Main Kuch Der Mein Aata Hun

Kuch Der Baad Maalik Aya Aur Budhi Ko Lekar Apne Personal Cabin Mein Gaya Aur Budhi Se Pucha

Maalik: “Aunty Ji, Agar Aap Bura Na Mane To Mere Dimag Mein Ek Swala Hai, Ki Itni Badi Rakam Aap Jaisi Bujurag Ke Pass Kaise Aayi?

Budhi Muskurate Hue Boli: “Esa Khas To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Bas Mujhe Sharat Lagane Ka Shonk Hai

Maalik Ye Sunkar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Sharat Laga Ke Koi Itne Jyada Paise Ikathe Nahi Kar Sakta, Aap Juth Bol Rahi Ho

Budhi Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Agar Aapko Meri Baat Pe Nahi Yakeen To Aap Mere Sath Sharat Laga Sakte Hai

Maalik Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola Ki: “Theek Hai Lagao Sharat

Budhi Ne Ek Dam Se Kaha: “Main Aapke Sath 20 Lakh Rupaye Ki Sharat Lagati Hun Ki Aapke Dono Tatte Choras (Square) Hai

Maalik Budhi Ke Muh Se Ye Baat Sunkar Pahle To Uchhla Fir Has Ke Bola: “Aunty Ji Rahne Do Aap Sharat Haar Jayengi

Budhi Ne Kaha: “Koi Baat Nahi

Maalik Ne Kaha: “Theek Hai, Aap Agar Nahi Maanti To Khud Dekh Lo

Budhi Ne Kaha: “Par Ek Problem Hai, Ye Sharat Bahut Badi Hai Aur Main Idhar Ek Gavah Chahti Hun Taki Aap Mukar Na Sako

Maalik: “Theek Hai Aapki Baat, Par Kon Banega Is Baat Ka Gavah?

Budhi: “Ji Mene Is Shahar Ke Sabse Bade Vakeel Ki Sevaye Le Rakhi Hai, Kal Subha 10 Baje Usko Apne Saath Leke Aaungi Aur Uski Mojudgi Mein Check Hoga

Maalik Ko Pura Yakeen Tha Ki Budhi Sharat Haaregi Isliye Usne Bola: “Koi Baat Nahi Fir Kal 10 Baje Uske Saath Idhar Hi Milna

Ab Maalik Ne Sharat To Laga Li Thi, Par Budhi Ke Confidence Ko Dekh Ke Khud Hi Usko Ghabrahat Hone Lag Gayi, Usne Raat Ko Uth Kar 3 Baar Apne Tatte Check Kiye Aur Vo Gol Hi The.

Puri Tasalli Karne Ke Baad Socha Ki Budhi To Gayi Kam Se, Aur Aram Se So Gaya

Agle Din 10 Baje Budhi Shahar Ke Sabse Bade Vakeel Ke Saath Aayi Aur Maalik Se Boli

Budhi: “Aap Please Apni Pant Utar Dijiye Main Khud Hath Laga Ke Check Karungi

Maalik Ne Kuch Socha Aur Confidence Se Kaha: “Theek Hai Kar Lo

Budhi Ne Maalik Ke Tatte Pakde Aur 20 Second Tatte Haath Mein Leke Rakhe, Aur Vakiye Hi Vo Gol Thhe

Maalik Ne Budhi Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Majak Udate Hue Kaha: “To Kya Ab Main Apna 20 Lakh Rupaya Le Sakta Hun

Budhi Boli: “Haan Ji Jarur, Aap Sharat Jeet Gaye Ho

Maalik Bahut Khush Tha Usne Asani Se 20 Lakh Rupaya Kuch Pal Mein Hi Jeet Liya Tha

Itni Der Mein Usne Dekha Ki Vakeel Apna Sir Zor Zor Se Deewar Pe Marne Lag Gaya

Maalik Ne Hairan Hote Hue Budhi Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai, Paagal To Nahi Ho Gaya?

Budhi Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Haan Ho Gay Hoga, Kyunki Mene Kal Aapke Pas Ane Se Pahle Is Se 1 Karod Rupaye Ki Sharat Lagayi Thi Ki Main ICICI Bank Ke Maalik Ke Tatte Apne Hath Mein Pakad Ke Dikhaungi

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  1. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Bicher jana tu os k liye maenay nahin rakhta,
    Jafaon ka apni hissab wo zabani nahin rakhta,
    Rota nahin ya osay rona nahin aata,
    Sungdil hai ya phir aankhon mein pani nahin rakhta…

  2. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Bus ik zara khayal is dosti ka tha,
    Warna bohat gila teri berukhi ka tha,
    Mujhko laga mai b teri zindgi men hoon,
    Per ye to koi dhoka meri saadgi ka tha…

  3. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Teri yaadon ke chiragon ko jalaya har shaam,
    Teri baato ko seene Se lagaya har shaam,
    Maangi khuda se teri khushi ki duayein,
    Tanha baith ke haatho ko uthaaya har shaam..

  4. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Hum ne Jurrat jo dikhayi to bora man gyi
    Hadd hr ek mitayi to bora man gyi

    Khod hi kehti koi talluq na rakho
    Dosri bachi phansayi to bora man gyi

    Khod hi boli muje chho k mujhe sona krdo
    Hum ne chhati jo dabayi to bora man gyi

    Hum se kehti thi k pasand lollypop hen
    Hum ne lulli jo dikhayi to bora man gyi

    Uski lene k liye uski bajane k liye
    Hum ne khatya jo bichhayi to bora man gyi

    Us ne pocha k kali phool kese banti hai
    Hum ne kar di ch**dayi to bora man gyi

  5. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha,

    Dard tha magar woh dil kay kareeb thaa,

    Jisay hum dhondty thay apnay hathon ki lakiron main

    Wo kisi doosray ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.

  6. Ravi Tyagi says:

    There are 2 types of hooks

    1st is cricket hook

    &

    2nd is brazer hook

    1st is used to send ball outside the boundary

    &

    2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!

  7. Nitesh says:

    Australia After last Match in
    dressing Room.
    Hindi version Due to Some
    reason :-D
    George Bailey :- bhai hussey tujhe
    to One man army bolte h, Mr. Cricket bolte h, tb v match hra
    diya. ?
    .
    Michael Hussey :- Mene match se
    Pahle Srk ka dialog Yaad aa gya.
    ” kuchh Jitne k liye Kuchh harna Parta h,haar k jitne wale ko
    baAZigar kahte h”
    .
    George Bailey :- Me kuchh
    samjhaa nahi ?
    . Michael Hussey :- abey bailey Agar
    aaj jitwa deta to india wale Final
    me thok dete, Cup v jata hath se :-
    D
    “me to 112 pe declare krne wala
    tha :-P ” .
    George Bailey :- wah kya dimag
    lgaya mere bhai, Ab to Cup hmara
    h.
    .
    Michael Hussey :- But m sad, pta nhi ab dhoni mujhe playing 11 me
    lega k nhi ( Csk ) :-( .
    Cup pe naam likhwane k chakkar
    me, kahie crore na hath se jaye :-
    D :-P

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