Joke Specially For Girls

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This Joke Is Specially For Girls

If A Guy Remembers The Color Of Your Eyes,

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After A First Date,

Chances Are You Have

Small Boobs.

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For Girls- If A Guy Remembers D Color Of Ur Eyes, Aftr A First Date, Chances R... U Have Small Boobs.

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39 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Hmmm

  2. Deleted says:

    There is nothing more expensive than a female
    tear…..
    .
    .
    .
    When a single drop comes out,it first mixes with “lo-real”
    eyeliner and “Dior” mascara
    .

    then when it comes down to cheek….
    it mixes with D & G blusher
    . .

    and in case it touches the lips,,
    it gets mixed with “Maybelline” lipstick
    this means that a single female drop is worth Rs.1500/-

  3. CHHORA says:

    Ye joke to chhoriyo ke liye hoga! Mai to chhora hu!

  4. ρяιуα says:

    hmmm

    1. ZidaN says:

      Hi, Gud Morn Priya.
      Ravi ko kuch to responce do,
      vo aap ko chahta hai na

  5. Nitesh says:

    Hhehhehehhe… Good One..!

  6. Nitesh says:

    Teacher class me sawal puchh rhi thi….
    .
    Teacher : Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi ho aur
    Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar
    k gira dia To kitni Chidiya bachegi.?
    .
    Pappu: Koi nahi, Sab ud jayengi
    .
    Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachegi
    .
    Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand aayi
    .
    Pappu: Mam Mera b 1 Sawal he
    3 Ladkiya Ice Cream kha rahi he.
    .
    1st Chaat k , 2nd Kat k , Aur3rd Choosh k
    .
    to inmese Konsi Shadi shuda he?
    .
    Teacher(Sharma ke) : jo Choosh rahi he
    .
    Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske Gale me Mangalsutra he
    .
    Par apki Soch b mujhe Pasand aayi… :-D

  7. ρяιуα says:

    2 snakes on FB chat:

    snake1: fusss

    snake 2 : fusss

    snake1: fusss fusss fusss

    snake2: fussss fusss fusss

    snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
    fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss

    snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
    fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss

    snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow……

    Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
    pe, mujhe pata tha
    fake ID bnake aya h. . . . ;p :D

  8. Nitesh says:

    Senti lines by a lover:- “You mean so much to me, Sometimes I Pause my Porn Just to Message You Back.”

  9. Nitesh says:

    Sometimes It Is better To Bunk A
    Class & Enjoy With Friends,
    Coz Today
    When I Look Back,
    Marks Never Make Me Laugh But
    Memories Do……!

  10. Nitesh says:

    Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki
    Pant Ki
    Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor
    Zor Se
    Hasne Lagi.
    ..
    ..
    Master Ji Bole: “Zyaada Hehe
    Ki To Bahar Nikal Ke Khada Kar
    Dunga Phir Hehehehe Karte Rahna..! :-p

  11. Nitesh says:

    Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    1st Msg – Let`s break up now,it`s all over..
    .
    .
    2nd Msg – Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!That was not for you… ! :-)

  12. Nitesh says:

    aaj kal ki ladkiya…..Boy -Friend Ne Jaise Hi Girl-Friend Ke Sath Sex Karna
    Shuru Kiya.
    Ladki Chillane Lagi, Hawa Mein Hath Per Marne Lagi
    Aur Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi
    Ladke Ke To Ye Dekh Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye, Usne
    Darte Hue Puchha Ladka: “Arey Kya Kar Rahi Ho, Hum Konsa Pahli
    Baar Kar Rahe Hai?”
    Ladki Aankh Marte Hue Boli: “Abe Tu Laga Reh Na,
    Main To Apni Shadi Ki Practice Kar Rahi Hun“

    1. deleted says:

      ye joke to issi sire par publish hua tha……nilesh aaj tum purane jokes yaad karwa rahe ho….

      1. Admin says:

        Dono jokes hi site ke hai

  13. deleted says:

    nitesh aa gya….chela ravi nahi aaya…..wo raat ko aaayega…

    nitesh exams kaise hue…..??

  14. CHHORA says:

    Aaj superman rajanikaant ka janmdin hai! So “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” rajanikaant! Osam man ka birthday bhi Osam date ko aaya! 12.12.12

    1. Rajesh says:

      aaj yuvi ka bhi birthday hai

  15. sameer's fan says:

    Hi! i m new at comments but reading this site since 1 year and no doubt it is the best site for the thing it is…
    I would really lyk to be part of it…

    1. Admin says:

      Thanks :)

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Teri dusri sites per coment awaiting main kyon aa rahe hain

      2. sameer's fan says:

        Thanks to you too.
        U really hav vry nyc sense of humour…
        I m fond of it…
        Mai kisi sites par jaldi socialise nai hoti bt these jokes are awesome.

        1. Admin says:

          Tum ldki ho wowwwwwe ;)

      3. sameer's fan says:

        Oh comeon dont act 2 b surprised tumhare fanlist me larkiyon ki kami to hai nai…

        1. Admin says:

          Par Nam dekh k mujhe lga that Tum ldka ho

      4. sameer's fan says:

        I think apka naam sameer hai,right?
        n hw can u say any one’s fan is male or female?
        I mean agar kareena kapoor ka fan ho to not necessarily wo larki ho…
        n agar koi ranbir kapoor ka fan ho to jaruri nai wo larka ho?
        thats a kinda funny!

        1. Admin says:

          But khali tumhare name sameer’s fan se Ladka ladki nhi pta chlta na

      5. sameer's fan says:

        Wahi to apko kaise laga chala ki mai larka hu.
        Maine to apna naam hi ni bataya.
        By the way,ap ne mera email address to dekha hoga na!
        ok so ap kya karte ho?
        Well apka naam kya hai?(ASLI)

        1. Admin says:

          barbie gal ji plss mere pe line na maro.. main already booked hun.. ;)

      6. sameer's fan says:

        O please let it b sir mai bhi booked hu..
        So please dnt insult me mera boyfrnd hai n touch wood hum dono ek dusre se bahot pyar karte hai..
        n wo question was just to know apko nai bataana nai batao…

      7. sameer's fan says:

        N by the way maine aapko line maara hi kab?:p

  16. lalitmangla says:

    Priya or nitesh dono ke hi joke acchhe hain

  17. Nitesh says:

    At night suddenly a depressed wife started singing Jan gan man …..
    .

    Husband asks: y u r singing national anthem? ?
    Wife: last try kar rahi hun… ispe to pura India khada ho jata hai……

  18. Nitesh says:

    @Deleted Ji Abhi To BAs Pre Sem Huye HaiMain To 26th Se hai…! Aur Ye @Admin Bhonsdi Ke Jab Muh Kohlta Hai To Against Me Hi Kyu..? bolta Hai..?Bhai tere G### Me Aisa Kaun Sa Kida Hai Jo Har Wakt Uthata Rahta Hai..!

  19. Nitesh says:

    Girl:
    Kya chahte ho??

    Boy:
    Chahat tumhari !!

    Girl:
    Naa hum jo keh de??

    Boy:
    Maa Ki Chut Tumhari.

  20. Nitesh says:

    Sharmaji ke khet ke tamatar bahot laal hote the.
    Padosan ne puccha to sharmaji ne kaha – Madam me roz subah aadha nangaa ho ke paani deta hu, isi liye sharm se laal ho gaye…!
    Padosan ne bhi apne khet me aisa hi kiya….
    Tamatar to laal nahi hue, par baigan lambe ho gaye.

  21. Nitesh says:

    “Draupadi’ was the first L’Oreal brand
    ambassador!!!
    5 problems – 1 Solution” :P

    1. sameer's fan says:

      Nice one….

  22. Nitesh says:

    Products from Japan always has something interesting in them…
    .
    The Japanese word for male masturbation is ‘senzuri’ which translates to “a thousand rubs”.
    &
    The Japanese word for female masturbation is “shiko shiko manzuri” which translates to “ten thousands rubs’.

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