Joke Specially For Girls

This Joke Is Specially For Girls

If A Guy Remembers The Color Of Your Eyes,

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After A First Date,

Chances Are You Have

Small Boobs.

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For Girls- If A Guy Remembers D Color Of Ur Eyes, Aftr A First Date, Chances R... U Have Small Boobs.

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  1. Deleted says:

    There is nothing more expensive than a female
    tear…..
    .
    .
    .
    When a single drop comes out,it first mixes with “lo-real”
    eyeliner and “Dior” mascara
    .

    then when it comes down to cheek….
    it mixes with D & G blusher
    . .

    and in case it touches the lips,,
    it gets mixed with “Maybelline” lipstick
    this means that a single female drop is worth Rs.1500/-

  2. Nitesh says:

    Teacher class me sawal puchh rhi thi….
    .
    Teacher : Ek dal par 5 Chidiya baithi ho aur
    Tumne unme se 1 ko pathhar mar
    k gira dia To kitni Chidiya bachegi.?
    .
    Pappu: Koi nahi, Sab ud jayengi
    .
    Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachegi
    .
    Par tumhari soch mujhe Pasand aayi
    .
    Pappu: Mam Mera b 1 Sawal he
    3 Ladkiya Ice Cream kha rahi he.
    .
    1st Chaat k , 2nd Kat k , Aur3rd Choosh k
    .
    to inmese Konsi Shadi shuda he?
    .
    Teacher(Sharma ke) : jo Choosh rahi he
    .
    Pappu: Ji nahi Jiske Gale me Mangalsutra he
    .
    Par apki Soch b mujhe Pasand aayi… :-D

  3. ρяιуα says:

    2 snakes on FB chat:

    snake1: fusss

    snake 2 : fusss

    snake1: fusss fusss fusss

    snake2: fussss fusss fusss

    snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
    fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss

    snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
    fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss

    snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow……

    Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
    pe, mujhe pata tha
    fake ID bnake aya h. . . . ;p :D

  4. Nitesh says:

    Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki
    Pant Ki
    Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor
    Zor Se
    Hasne Lagi.
    ..
    ..
    Master Ji Bole: “Zyaada Hehe
    Ki To Bahar Nikal Ke Khada Kar
    Dunga Phir Hehehehe Karte Rahna..! :-p

  5. Nitesh says:

    Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    1st Msg – Let`s break up now,it`s all over..
    .
    .
    2nd Msg – Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!That was not for you… ! :-)

  6. Nitesh says:

    aaj kal ki ladkiya…..Boy -Friend Ne Jaise Hi Girl-Friend Ke Sath Sex Karna
    Shuru Kiya.
    Ladki Chillane Lagi, Hawa Mein Hath Per Marne Lagi
    Aur Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi
    Ladke Ke To Ye Dekh Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye, Usne
    Darte Hue Puchha Ladka: “Arey Kya Kar Rahi Ho, Hum Konsa Pahli
    Baar Kar Rahe Hai?”
    Ladki Aankh Marte Hue Boli: “Abe Tu Laga Reh Na,
    Main To Apni Shadi Ki Practice Kar Rahi Hun“

      1. sameer's fan says:

        I think apka naam sameer hai,right?
        n hw can u say any one’s fan is male or female?
        I mean agar kareena kapoor ka fan ho to not necessarily wo larki ho…
        n agar koi ranbir kapoor ka fan ho to jaruri nai wo larka ho?
        thats a kinda funny!

      2. sameer's fan says:

        Wahi to apko kaise laga chala ki mai larka hu.
        Maine to apna naam hi ni bataya.
        By the way,ap ne mera email address to dekha hoga na!
        ok so ap kya karte ho?
        Well apka naam kya hai?(ASLI)

      3. sameer's fan says:

        O please let it b sir mai bhi booked hu..
        So please dnt insult me mera boyfrnd hai n touch wood hum dono ek dusre se bahot pyar karte hai..
        n wo question was just to know apko nai bataana nai batao…

  7. Nitesh says:

    At night suddenly a depressed wife started singing Jan gan man …..
    .

    Husband asks: y u r singing national anthem? ?
    Wife: last try kar rahi hun… ispe to pura India khada ho jata hai……

  8. Nitesh says:

    @Deleted Ji Abhi To BAs Pre Sem Huye HaiMain To 26th Se hai…! Aur Ye @Admin Bhonsdi Ke Jab Muh Kohlta Hai To Against Me Hi Kyu..? bolta Hai..?Bhai tere G### Me Aisa Kaun Sa Kida Hai Jo Har Wakt Uthata Rahta Hai..!

  9. Nitesh says:

    Sharmaji ke khet ke tamatar bahot laal hote the.
    Padosan ne puccha to sharmaji ne kaha – Madam me roz subah aadha nangaa ho ke paani deta hu, isi liye sharm se laal ho gaye…!
    Padosan ne bhi apne khet me aisa hi kiya….
    Tamatar to laal nahi hue, par baigan lambe ho gaye.

  10. Nitesh says:

    Products from Japan always has something interesting in them…
    .
    The Japanese word for male masturbation is ‘senzuri’ which translates to “a thousand rubs”.
    &
    The Japanese word for female masturbation is “shiko shiko manzuri” which translates to “ten thousands rubs’.

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