Kahaani Murga Aur Murgi Ki

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Ek Murga Ek Murgi Ke Piche Bhaag Raha Thha Aur Usko Pakadne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Thha

Achanal Bhaagte Bhaagte Murgi Ek Car Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi

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Murga Usko Dekh Kar Man Mein Bola: “Sali Lagta Hai Desi Thhi, Jaan Dedi Magar Izzat Bacha Li

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1 Murga 1 Murgi K Piche Bhag Rha Tha. Achanak Murgi 1 Car K Niche A Gyi or Mar Gyi. Murga- Lagta H Desi Thi, Sali Ne Jan Dedi Magr Izzat Bacha Li.

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23 Comments

  1. RAAVAN says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ye sali deshi bhi na kab tak aise hi ijjat bachati rahegi usake malik ne to car wale ki maar li hogi apni bchane ke chakkar me car wale ki marwa di

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    he he he murgi tu mahan hai…

  3. RAAVAN says:

    are jay tere samjhane se kya hoga bhai vo to nahi samjh rahi iss baat ko lagta hai vo bhi deshi hai

    1. Panchhi says:

      Raavan muje terese aesi umid ni k tm muje aesa kahoge :( deshi h ka kya mtlb h? Me indian hu itna pta h agr videshi h chahiye to vo yha ni milegi…

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    @rashi u r right..

  5. Thakur.Muthmar.singh says:

    Waaah bhai, ye murgi markar bhi ladies ko moral de gyi. Dhanya kehne ke layak ha aisi murgiya. Heheh. Agr har murgi mtlb ladki aise vichar apne jiwan me utarle tab hi dharti par raping control ho sakti ha. Aur dharti swarg ban sakti ha. Is liya rashi panchi. Aap isme sahyog dein. Agar aap tayar ha to muthmar ke sath star* laga dein. Aapka sahyog kabol hoga

    1. Panchhi says:

      Ap kehna kya chahte ho?hm jan dede ya ijjat de?agr jan dene ko keh rhe ho to kafi ladkiyo ne aese jan dedi hogi ijat bchane k liye bt Hum h kyu balidan de apna?aur ijjat dene ko bol rhe ho to v hm h kyu?? Ap log ilaj krvao agr cntrl ni hota to … :/

      1. shri muthmar ji says:

        Panchy tumhe ho kya gya ha. Ma kya kah raha hu aur tum kya bol rai ho.mere kehne ka mtlb sirf itna hi ha. Ki ladkiya ko apni jaan se jyada ijjat se pyar karna chahiye. Agar ijjat ke liye jaan b deni pade to use sar-mathe apna lena chahiye. Aur ik sampooran nari vahi ha jo aisa karna janti ho

      2. Panchhi says:

        Muje kuch ni hua mthmar ji…

  6. Raj Bindaas says:

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa abe koi to rok lo …….. ye joke padhne k baad to lagta hai meri jaan hi chali jayegi,

    Sorry frnds-kya baar baar likhu… me busy hu, esliye cmt nhi kar rha tha warna raj is site se kabhi dur nhi rah sakta never,

    mere pyare pyare kamine log – admin muhhhhh,rashi ji,kapil,wanted,jay,matrix,aur koi yaad nhi aa rha hai arrrrey ek naam to bhul hi gaya tha meri pyari pyari nanhi si panchhi….. bahut jald me wapas aa raha hu bt i dont know when bt till then enjoyyyyyyyyy

    1. Admin says:

      abe itni hasi to mujhe joke likhte hue nahi aayi be

    2. Panchhi says:

      Oye koi ladki ni pati to tu apni andar ki ichha puri krne k liye admin ko flying kiss bhej rha h !! Eeee chhi chhi chhi

    3. Cobra says:

      abe itna busy kahan hai
      lagta hai hunny moon to nahi bana raha hai? shadi ki parti to de deta.

  7. vinay says:

    murgi ko chedne aur uski jaan lene k jurm me hehe murge ko jarur fansi hogi, '2 b hang till dead'

  8. Anuj says:

    Hahahaha Bilkul Jay Ki Tarah Thi Murgi

  9. Dhiraj says:

    @jay,..chalo ek aise janhan mein janha par tum mein aur apni pyari bhootni ho….janha hum teeno dosto ki pyaari pyaari batein hon…..kisi nao mein baithkar hum sair pe niklenge…tumhein pyaari bhootni apne sundar hatoh se khana khilayegi aur mein tum dono k liye gana gaoonga….tc! gud night!….
    take care urself..plz!.

  10. Dhiraj says:

    @Jay,…tum apna birth place…date of birth…year of birth nai chahiye…he he…kyonki hamari baatein kafi jawaan hain isliye….he he!!….

    LOVE KARO AUR LOVE KARNE DO baki dekh lenge he he!…duniyawalo..ha ha!

  11. Jay says:

    heheheheh yaro ye to bahut hi mast joke hai, bahut hasi aa rahi hai… Sachmuch me Murgi Desi thhi Agar Hybrid hoti to wo Murge ke upar chadne ke liye uska picha karti…..hehehe

  12. sunny says:

    is joke me nonveg kaha h……………murgi h wo bhi mari hui

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Aabe sale sunny kya cmnt kiya hai utni hassi muje joke padhne me bhi nahi aayi jitni tera cmnt padhne me superb

  13. bheemraj jat says:

    yar kuch to sharm karo naa

  14. bheemraj jat says:

    sunny yar jokes padnea hase nekal gaye hahaha

  15. bheemraj jat says:

    dhiraj yar teare tarha nahe dhe kya

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