Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Farak?

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Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Aate Thhe

Ese Hi Ek Din Unka Ek Naya Bhakt Aya Aur Unke Charan Saparsh Karke Bola

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aap Mahan Hai, Aapne Bade Logo Ko Gyan Diya Hai, Mere Bhi Ek Question Ka Hal Dijiye Na

Baba Muskurake Bole: “Jarur Denge Bachha, Bolo Kya Hai Tumhari Duvidha?

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?

Baba Ji Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bole: “Bachha, Hum Answer To De Denge Par Iske Liye Tumhe 2 Kam Karne Honge.

Bhakt: “Baba Ji Kya?

Baba Ji: “Pahle Apne Ghar Ja Aur Apni Biwi Se Puch Ki Agar Tujhe Amitabh Bhachan 50 Lakh Rs De To Kya Tu Uske Sath Sirf Ek Raat So Legi?

Bhakt Ne Socha Ye Kya Question Hai Is Se Kaisi Pata Lagega Ki Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai, Par Fir Bhi Ghar Gaya Aur Puch Ke Aya

Baba Ne Pucha: “Kya Jawab Mila?

Bhakt: “Ji, Usne Khush Hoke Bola Ki Wow 50 Lakh Rs Ek Rat Ke Mil Jayenge, Vo Bhi Amitabh Bhachan Jaise Celebrity Ke Sath Sone Ka, Tum To Sari Zindagi Din Rat Naukri Karo Tab Bhi Itna Nahi Kama Sakte, Main Ek Rat Amitabh Ke Sath Sone Ko Tyar Hun

Baba Ji: “Hmm, Ja Ab Apni Beti Se Puch Ke Aa Ki, Agar Usko 50 Lakh Rs Mile Aur Ek Rat Shahrukh Khan Ke Sath Sone Ka Moka Mile To So Legi

Bhakt Pareshan Hua Ki Ye Sab Kya Chakkar Hai Fir Bhi Baba Ke Sath Bahas To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, Ghar Pahuncha Aur Beti Se Bhi Puch Ke Aa Gaya Aur Baba Ko Bola

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Vo To Apne Bed Se Uchhal Gayi Aur Boli, Kyu Nahi Dad Shahrukh Ke Sath Sone Ka 50 Lakh Milega To, Main Ameer Aur Apne Friend Mein Famous Ho Jaungi

Bhakt Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Baba In Sab Baato Ka Mere Sawal Se Kya Lena Dena Hai

Baba Ji: “Samajh Bachha, Kalpana Mein Tere Ghar 1 Carore Rs Pada Hai, Aur Haqeeqat Mein Tu 2 Randiyo Ke Sath Rah Raha Hai

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111 Comments

  1. Matrix says:

    Kalpana yeh hai ki woh bhakt soch raha hai ki use jawab mil gaya. Aur haquiqat yeh hai ki baaton-baaton mein babaji ne randiyon ka pata laga liya. Ha……….ha…….ha…….. AB baba roj ke to maze hi maze :P Admin joke achaa tha aur isi ka to hamein intezaar tha.

  2. Mausam says:

    Nice story Admin Bhai,lekin sochne wali baat ye he ki,is tarah ke "kalpana aur hakeekat" k fark ko jaan kar us bhakt k dil pe kya gujree hogi,hum to sirf ye kalpana hikar sakte hain lekin hakeekat to sirf wo bhakt hi jaantaa hoga ki uske dil pe kya gujri hogi.

    yahi fark he kalpana aur hakeekat me.

  3. baba kamdev says:

    wah……….very gud joke

  4. Vicku says:

    Bahut accha joke tha admin, ye aaj se mera bhi favorite hua.

  5. savita says:

    hi friends mere hisab sai kalpana mai to wife n daughter 50L n * ke bare main sochengi magar haqikat mai aadmi ko do lappad dengi.hahaha i think matrix comment is gud.

    1. Matrix says:

      Thanx ^_^

    2. Madhab says:

      Admin- Joke is good maja aa gaya aur apna purana friends sab kaha gaya Admin jee.

      Kapil- Kaha ho bhai comment to kro.

      Divya – How r u ,kaha ho tum mai sirf aur sirf tumhari wajah se comment Kar raha hu my bahut busy hu. plz tell me i wate your Reply……………………………………………………,

      1. Baba Saxidas says:

        Madhab Bhai Jaan, kidhar the yaar bade din baad dikhe hehe baki sab bhi idhar udhar hai mast hai shayad Gayab hue pade hai

  6. akash says:

    kalpana aa mere saath so !!

  7. panchhi says:

    haha hahaha nice story……

  8. panchhi says:

    @heyy raavan ok chalo chhod di jid kaise ho ye batao?

    @RANA ji me mast hu ap sunaoo ji..thik hai na sabkuchh?

    @lofar em missing u…..

  9. LALIT SONI says:

    yes it is really a good joke…………… i like this joke…..thanks yaar for this joke.

  10. Raj Bindaas says:

    is kahani ka ek do line padhkar to me exited ho gaya tha ki kaise pura padhu bt busy hone k wajah se ….i cudt bt isse pura padhkar ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha mast hai yaar……

    apna feedback kya du me jo kehne wala tha use to savita ne keh di fir v babaji ne pucha hai to kuch to kehna padega.. Hmmmmmmmmm

    kahani mast hai aur babaji ka jawab v ……….Kalpana ye hai ki baba ka jawab sunkar aadmi apni beti se puchne chala gaya ki wo shahrukh se chudegi ki nahi……..aur haqiqat ye hai ki baba ka jawab sunte hi wo aadmi babaji ki gaand fadd diya he he he

    @Savitaji – lagta hai aapko meri dosti pasand nahi tabhi to aapne mujhe raj ji kaha h aapko tum nahi kahunga aur aage se savitaji kehunga ab khush hai naa aap……n aapne mujhse pucha tha ek sawal jawab aap hi de sakti hai kya koi achi ladki mere jaise badtamij ladke ko pasand karegi……..so abhi tak akela hu aur thakela hu

    All Frndssss: – kind attention pls,

    Ek request hai aap sablog mere naam ko bigadne me kyon lage huye hai itna simple aur itna pyara hai 3 letter ka fir v mistake….. koi kehta hai raaj,to koi rajj,to raaaaj,raajjj …….. ise me kya samjhu aapka pyar ya mera balatakar

    1. Baba Saxidas says:

      Raj hehehe Soch sirf ye sachahyi sirf tujhe hi kaisi pata hai hehehe

      Ab mujhe nahi lagta ki duniya ko batana padega ki sawal puchne wala tu hi thha hehehehe

      1. Raj Bindaas says:

        hehehe Baba ji ye kya kiya andar ki baat thi andar hi rahne dete duniya walo ko bhale hi ye pata chal gaya ki wo sawal puchne wala aadmi me hi tha bt me duniya walon ko ye nahi bataunga ki he he he jawab dene wala baba tum the warna log sochenge haqeeqat me raj ne baba ki gaand fadd di ha ha ha ha

        1. Baba Saxidas says:

          Chal bhai jo marji kah le yaar… but asal mein to attack to tujhe hi hua tha aur hospital bhi mene apne Kharche par tujhe barti karvaya thha, Sale Ehsan Faramosh :-(

          Koi nahi sab esa hi karte hai tune kuch naya nahi kiya baba ke sath :-(

          Tujh se acha to meri Rashii hai :-)

          1. Raj Bindaas says:

            acha me ahsaan framosh chal bhai tu jita bt jiski tu duhayi de raha hai jara ye v batade usne kaise tere saath wafa kiya hai he he mujhe v sunna hai aakhir usne aisa kya kiya…

          2. Baba Saxidas says:

            Raj Bhai Kisi ne wafa nahi ki yaar

            Hume to apno ne hi loot liya, gairo mein kaha dum thha
            mere scooter ka accident hua vahan, jaha rush kam tha

    2. savita says:

      raj kon kehta hai ki dosti mai ji nahi lagana agar tumhe achcha nahi lagta to ok.

  11. Devendra says:

    I like this joke. good joke.

  12. Sheela says:

    Kya jok tha admin wao mja agya.

  13. Sheela says:

    Ha ha ha ha wat lg gyi hogi uski.

  14. Wanted says:

    joke achcha hai admin, bt m sry.. mera fbret SANTA ND PAMELA KI CHUDAI wala hai.. shayad tum bhul rahe ho dear ki tumne v use apna fbret bataya tha

    1. Baba Saxidas says:

      Wanted bhai ji u r right. ese to kisi ka koi ek song favourite nahi ho sakta na….

      Par ye joke mene bola ki kuch reality jaisa hai mere liye.. i mean ye joke kam ek aaj ki duniya ki sachayi jyada lagti hai isliye bola

      Baki hehehe tum logo ko pasand ana chahiye mera kya hai

    2. Matrix says:

      Waah wanted achaa yaad dila diya tune us joke ka. Kya joke tha yaar :P

      Santa to amir ho gaya tha us din ha……ha…….

  15. sam says:

    kya joke hai yaaar….. mind blowing……..haaaaaa haaaaaaaa

  16. Sheela says:

    Hey frnds hr u

    @raj mujhe ni pta wo kha or velentinday pe mai usk sat ni thi mere colg mai funtion tha tune glt suna h.

    @helo ravan ji aj kl mera b.frnd koi ni h now i m single n bhtiji ko mera pyar dena uska nam kya h?

    @rashi ji apne such kha exam suru hone wale h,

    @ratan ji is site pe apne jwani mai dikha chuki hu yar.

  17. Rk says:

    Admin bhai,

    it.s my first ever comment,

    verx nice joke bcoz it is real.

  18. RANA says:

    @bacha admin, hehehe sirf nam k aage baba lagane se koi baba nahi ban jata hai…… es k liye aadmi ko jindgi me kam se kam 50 basant dekhne padte hai.. …………….. aur ha kam se kam ek basanti bhi dekhni padti hai.. hehehe………… aur ha yaar teri kal ki reply se laga k tune bahut chid k reply diya hai… esa laga k kisi ne jabardasti teri ???? mar di ho .. hehehe……… cool yar comnt esa ho k chehre per hansi aa jae………….. aur ha yar hamare yaha to kadi-chawal khaye nahi jate per tu jab khana to samjh lena k tune jo newton k new theory per jo resrch ki thi usi ka ye reslt hai.. hehehe ….. aur bhai kisi ka assistant banne ki mujhe koi jarurat nahi mere paas alrdy astnt hai… jo katori leye es entjar me rahte hai k kab unko prasad mile… .. aur ha mota bhai tune jo nakli ling diya tha jo teri jarurat khatm hone per kisi jaruratmand ko dene k liye tune diya tha use wapas de raha hu mujhe lagta hai k usse jyada us ling ki tujko jarurat hai wase v aaj-kal tujhe loose-motion v aa rahe hai… hehehe..tc……. @raj bnds, mai lawer hi hu scientist nahi hu per yar mota bhai ko chidane me aur jara sa petrol lagane me maza aata hai……yar kafi time bad aaya hu to dekh raha hu k mere frnds mujhe bhul to nahi gaye. ……………. @hi panchhi, im fit n fine n u batao kaha ud rahi ho yar…… he lofar, mausam, raavan, kapil, rahul cdml, wanted, and my dear dhirajay… kaise ho bhai logo?………. @hi sheela ki jawani, divya, rukhsana,kaha ho yaaro kuch naugti-hoty girls nahi dikh rahi hai and savita g,jitna aapne bata diya yahi kafi hai esse jyada ki jarurat v nahi hai……….

    1. Baba Saxidas says:

      Rane bhai hehe maine koi chidd ke comment nahi kiya be

      aur dusra tu bhai itne bade bade comment na kiya kar :( jitni der tera comment padne mein lagti hai shayad itne mein ek joke bana li mein hehehe

  19. SANTOSH says:

    very very nice joke.

    thanks.

  20. MAH says:

    TMkA admin kya joke h yaar . Kaphi acha h.

  21. mohan says:

    BILKUL SAHI UTTER DIYA BABA JI NE.

  22. raavan says:

    hy panchhi jaan mai ekdam mast tum apni sunao,u r great yaar ise kahte hain yarana mujhe pta tha ki panchhi or mujhse naraj ho jaaye ye ho nahi sakta

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    hy raj bhai kaise ho yaar itni jaldi dosti todne ki than li.mere pyare bandhu mai dosti karna janta hun todna nahi.tune agar mujhse dosti khatm ki to mai tere baare me jaroor galat sochunga shayad tumhara balatkaar karne ke baare me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    hy sheela dear hru yaar meri or teri bhatiji ka naam sweety hai hai.yaar raavan ke hote huye aisa nahi bolte ki mai singe hu tumhara jab dil kare mujhe pukaar lena kasam se aapko double kar dunga ye mera wada hai

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    hy rashi dear kaisi ho yaar tum khan busy ho

  23. prem says:

    hi frnds joke acha nahi bahot acha tha or mujhe to aap logo ke comment padhne me jyada maja aata h kya comment karte ho tum log yar maja aajata h

  24. raavan says:

    oye lofar khan hai tu kahin tune koi lafda to nahi kar diya jo munh chhupate fir rha hai

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    rahul yaar tum bhi lofar ke saath hi gayab ho gye kahin tum dono ki ladai to nahi hui hai tum kabhi nahi sudhroge hamesha ek dusare ki biviyon ke pichhe lage rahte ho chlo ab bachpna chhodo or masti karo

  25. raja indori says:

    hiii…

    mai iss site k liye naya hu

    koi mera frnd banega plzz

  26. aakash says:

    hamesha ki tarah BABA JI ki GYANVARDHAK story.it's really good

    keep it up.lage raho bhai lage raho,favourite is still 2 come

    1. mahesh parmar says:

      muje ye joks bahut achchha laga.

  27. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Rosy – he he fees nai dunga isliye mujhe english nahi sikhana chahti ho naa,haina haina….. aur arey yaar wo shayri meri khud ki likhi hui hai yaar infact wo story copy paste thi he he

    @Panchhi – hey cheers..! tumhara raavan aa gaya ab khush aur meri parvachan ko dilogue bolti ho he he bahut marenge

    @Miss Savita ji – ek ladka kisi ladki k jee lagane pr kab gussa hota hai he he itna v nahi janti ho now wat say…….

    @Sheela – fikar not jald hi single se double ho jaogi he he bt kyonki sheela jawan ho gai h aur tumhare cmt itne fike kyon aa rahe hai koi prob hai ?????????????

    @hey Raavan, tu aa gaya bs yahi kafi hai mere liye raj kabhi apni taraf se dosti todta nai aur mujhe dosti karna aur nibhana khub aata hai,tere liye panchi udas thi aur me panchi ko udas nai dekh sakta he he

    @Rana – bhai tera comt dekhkar maja aa jata hai bt bhai tu pichle comt me baba ko kya ulta pulta bol raha hai …..baba majak kar raha tha bt teri comt se aisa nai laga ki tu v majak kar raha tha, mene tujhe dost mana ha bt teri galti ki andhekhi v nai karunga….chal tu aagaya hai ab is site me khudwakhud bahar v aa jayega take care..

    @*****ji – mujhse naraj ho bakiyo se to nahi aa jao, m waiting………………4 uuu !

    1. savita says:

      thanks raj to call me miss vaise main mrs. hun 4 ur kind information

    2. Mausam says:

      Raj bhai tussi sachmuch me bindaas ho yaar,

      pahle savita ji ko bhabhi bhi kahte ho aur baad me miss bhi lagaate ho.nice yaar

    3. rahul says:

      who r u ???

  28. Cobra says:

    Fun-tastic baba tusi gr8 ho.

    Are ladkiyon ladaki patane ke tarike to batao.

    Baba bhakt ka emosanal atyachar to na karo.

    Sawal me beti or wife chuda di.

  29. shubham says:

    nice joke aise hi badiya jokes lao maza aega

  30. shubham says:

    raj kaun h?

  31. Rosy says:

    @raj, ni aisi koi baat nai. Thoda mix max karke bol leti hu.. Hehe. N wo shayari is copy paste. Kis zamane me suna tha.. Like 6/7 yrs back

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Rosy, itni raat me comt de rahi ho sharm nai aati ache bache jaldi so jate hai……ya fir chating chating khel rahi ho yaad hai naa wo free msg wali baat aur me kabhi jhut nahi bolta……wo shayri meri hai ho sakta hai isse kuch milta julta tumne suna hoga.. aur kuch to batao apne bare me kanjush ki kanjus rahogi sirf ek se do line me cmt deti ho

      @Shubham – jara niche dekh….ab bol kya kaam hai agr tujhe autograph chahiye to pehle he he to appointment le le me abhi sundar2 kanya me busy hu aur agr tujhe kuch aur chahiye to he hehehehe me bata du bhai me Gay nai hu …….

  32. Arjun says:

    Mujhe to thik nai laga

  33. kamdev says:

    jaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hooooooooooooooo jaiiiiiiiiiiiii hoooooooooooooo

  34. salu says:

    very good

  35. Rosy says:

    @raj, u pehle c ur timing dear:-P n koi free chatng ni ho rai. N m nt kanjus ok, last time bol ri hu. Its jst tat i m 2 lazy 2 type those lng lng cmnts.

  36. Varnita says:

    sweet story yar aajkal ki to kisi ke upar bhi bharosa karne layak nahi hai, but joke padhkar maja aa gaya

  37. Dj says:

    kya yaar tum bolte ho kuch kuch reality hai?

    Abe yaar commensense vali baat he.

    Koi bhi Pati apni patni se aisa sawal puchh sakta he magar tu hi soch koi bap apni beti se aisa sawal kabhi karega kya?

    1. Cobra says:

      Jock hai yaar.
      Siriyas kyo hote ho.

  38. Dr Ghosh says:

    It was good. But more Philosophy than Joke. :)

  39. Babulal says:

    Good story admin Bhai maja aa Gaya really v good difference

  40. Babulal says:

    Hello gals and guys I m new in this site hello ravan raj bindaas shila varniya rosy salu Arjun savita shubham Rana cobra

    1. Cobra says:

      Hello bhai.

  41. Babulal says:

    Teacher – Why do girls talk more and boys walk faster

    Student – coz girls have 4 lips n boys have 3 legs

    1. Cobra says:

      Lips 4 kon-kon se.

      1. rahul says:

        upar ke do aur neeche ke do

  42. Peaush says:

    Baba ji..
    Surendra Mohan Pathak ki joke books padhaa karo..bahut saare jokes milenge.
    ye bhi vahi se udaaya tha, Rangeeli Dunia se.
    please kuchh original karo.

    1. Baba Saxidas says:

      Meri baat sun mere pass koi factory nahi hai jo joke banau padne hai to padd nahi to yaha mat aa. Aur duniya main arab population hai kisi na kisi ne to koi na koi joke to pada hoga. Aur jin logo ne joke pade hai ye site unke liye nahi hai

      Aur Subhai ki 800+ mails aa gayi logo ki ye kahte hue ki wah kya joke hai, thanks wow maja aa gaya

      un hazar logo ko dekhu ya tere jaisi 1 ko dekh ke joke post na karu.

      Aur Ek baad yaad rakhna Life mein agar kisi cheez ki tarif nahi kar sakte to uski insult b mat karo

  43. balaji says:

    Mujhe to thik nai laga yarrrrrrrrrr

  44. baba manoj says:

    wow baba sexy kya bindas msg hain keep it up

  45. nikhil says:

    bhai yeah msg pad ke maza agya bahoooooooot
    tooooooooooooo goood bhaijaan

  46. vai says:

    thik hi thak hai utna koi khaas nahi

  47. Pratap Singh says:

    Kya Baat Hai Yaar Bilkul Ladkiyan Yahi Hoti Hai……Jiyo Mere Lal…..Bahut Dino Baad Aya Achha Lag Raha Hai………..

    1. Baba Saxidas says:

      Pratap bachha kaha thha itne din teri to shakal hi bhul gaya main hehehe

  48. delmy hw says:

    I am fully impress for baba's work …….baba ke je ho

  49. sexy boy says:

    sexy joke mannnn u rock!!!!!!!! hahahaha i am gonna tell ma frienz dis joke

  50. shrikant says:

    very good jokes.

  51. deepak says:

    ghar ki story he kya?

    1. Baba Saxidas says:

      haan tere ghar ki

    2. Ashvini Meshram says:

      Baba Sexy dev ki Jay

    3. Matrix says:

      Baba ji aapne iske ghar ki story likhkar itne logo ka manoranjan kiya bahut badhiya :P Aage aur khaniyaan isi ke ghar ki daliyega he…he….he….

  52. abhishek rai says:

    its so good i like this main chahta hoon ki mere e-mail par roz hi aise achhe jokes aaye so i request to u please send me more than more jokes

  53. Sonu says:

    Very good joke. Continue

  54. Ramesh Verma says:

    Really it is a marvallous joke. I have no words to describe about your thinking for making of such a good jokes. I read your three line warning/suggestion i.e. don't leave the joke due to length. When i finished the jokes, i laughed madely and clapped automatically. once again thanks for such a good joke. keep it up……………….

  55. Pappu says:

    JAI HO BABA SEXIDAS KI JO APNE BHAKTO KO SACH KA GYAN DETE HAI………………………………………………..

  56. mafia,md says:

    baba aap to kamal h….
    Jai lodu baba ki

    1. Matrix says:

      Ha…. ha….. ha…. ha……

      Kya baba ji aapko usne lodu bola aur aap chup rahe?

      1. Admin says:

        Matxix tu Way2Hear pe aake chala gaya aur baba ko pranam bhi nahi kiya galat baat

        aur lodu bolne pe main isliye chup raha kyunki vo mera loda leta rahta hai.. uspe naraj ho jata to vo lena band kar deta aur mujhe koi aur shishya dekhna padta

        1. Matrix says:

          Are babaji mein soch raha tha ki apne laptop se way 2 heart par jaunga taki WIDE view se site ko dekh sakun. Woh to us din aise hi mobile phone se bas dekhne ke liye gaya tha ki woh kya hai? Aur gaya tha toh aise hi chat bhi kar liya. Phir thik se chat bhi nahi kar paya kyunki phone ki battery khatam ho gayi thi.

  57. gaurav says:

    baba whta joke nice

  58. JANTRU says:

    baaba aurat ka koyi vishwas nhi use to bhagwan bi nhi samaj paya to bechara bakt kiya karega yeh sab to baba lag hi jante hai

  59. shonu says:

    bhaiya ths joke is too.good jab bhi aapki site kholta hu.sare tention halke ho jate hai.sorry mai aapki site se joke chura ke sb frnd ko sms katra hu.and i m a little sexidas among them. best luck.

    1. Admin says:

      Bhai koi dikkat nahi jyada se jyada jokes logo ko suna ke tension nikala kar unki. Bhalayi ka kaam hai

  60. jatdgr8 says:

    shandar joke. Dil garden garden ho gaya

  61. mindblowing says:

    yaar very nice jack

    tarif karni hogi tumhari ki tumne itna badhiya jock likha

    kutto se pareshan mat hona kuchh kutte log aise hote hai ki khud to likh nahi sakte magar yadi dusara koi acchha likhe to usaki burai karte hai. magar samajhte nahi hai ki jo samne wale ne likha hai wo kya hai.

    just very nic jock

    i love u

    &

    I love ur jock

  62. joel says:

    sahi hai baba ji aurat maa bhi hoti hai aur mada…..bhi hoti hai bhagwan bhi inko banakakahan gayab ho gaya pata nahi . shayad inko banane ki galti ki sazza bhugatne sour mandal vaas par chala gaya hai

  63. narender says:

    kya first class jok tha yar teri ksm mja aa gya bhai…

    keep it up

  64. anil grewal says:

    very nice

  65. Aj says:

    Yaaa its a good one. But for the long joke. U hav to be prepared and make sure tht jab joke itna bada ho to last wali main line zabardast honi chaahiye.

  66. rahul says:

    very good

  67. rahul says:

    very good baba

  68. palak says:

    its very bad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,aise jokes ghar pe bnaya kar be

  69. abdul says:

    i like it too much may be its my fvrite joke.

  70. ami & avi says:

    this is one of the most fantastic joke of our and favourate

  71. V.s says:

    Very gud gadu wala jok hai

  72. kias says:

    nice one baba aise hi likhte rahooooooooooooooo good keep it up

  73. Manohar says:

    Writing jokes is not easy it requires tremedous imaginary skill, People should just read & enjoy and do not take it to the heart.

    Excellent joke, Keep it up.

  74. Manohar says:

    Baba Sexidas ki Jay Ho!, Ise hi achhe achhe chutkule likhthe rahiye aur subka mann bahalathe rahiye.

  75. SUSHIL PATIDAR says:

    I LIKE THIS ITS TO BE VERY VERY DIFFRENT

    BOLE TO GAZZZZZZZZAB

  76. aki says:

    hahahahahahahahaha wah yar baba ji kamal ka joka tha yar

  77. harish says:

    sexybabadas your jokes are always a laughing one please create somemore so thatwe can lough even more we are four friend that everyday reads your jokes

  78. Nick says:

    Zabardast………….. yaar ye Baba Sexidas Character bada mazedar hai…. hahahhahahahhhaha…. really an awesome stressbuster

  79. Bluebird says:

    Not bad baba

  80. Yusuf says:

    This is not only joke but we get some knowledge. I have read thousand jokes but not like this. Now this my famous joke

  81. somu says:

    ultimate sexydas baba

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