Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola

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Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?

Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai

Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?

Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai

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  1. Samir says:

    *****PANCHHY please SMILE*****

    Panchhy thora sa SMILE karo,,

    apni do chhoti chhoti BATAN jaisi ankhon ko thora sa nasili andaj m khol k smile karo,,,

    thora sa aur achhe se smile karo,,

    hain,,ok,ok

    click

    wow ,,kya mast photo aaya hai,yar

    ish photo ko mai apne bachhon ko dikha ounga,

    aur

    bolunga tumhari mammy jawani me itni khunsurat thi ki,,

    he he,,,jispr ADMIN ,PRINCE,jay,shallu,sb line mara krte the,,,,,,,,

    *********************

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      Dear Samir es site ki ldkion ko lye 2 kuchh esa hona chahye.

      girl :Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo

      Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho

      Larka :Kamini Zaleel I Love U

      Mujh Se Shadi Kar K

      Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!

          1. shoun says:

            panchhi very good sab ladko ka answer deti rahna tum es jaha ki prtigya ho humesha good girl or baki sab frnd aap sab bhi hamesha haste raho ok

        1. Panchhi says:

          Kartik ji me young gal h hu bt samir ke bache ayenge tb to vo muje aunty h kahenge na ….. @admin ha panchhio ki chonch hoti h dant nhi…..aur dadi houngi mere bacho ke bacho ki …

          1. Kartik says:

            Panchy ji dadi ki jagaha nani bhi ban sakti ho ya fir ladke hi ladke karne hai ha ha haaaaaaaa

  2. Wanted says:

    ab samajh me aaya ki pappu pass q nhi hota.. uska sara dhyan to sirf biology padne me rahta hai… hehehehe..

    @hello admin bro, hw r u? kya baat hai jo aajkl jokes km post ho rhe hai? tum to jokes banane me expert ho dear, phir kya hua? khi koi lafda to nhi hai n?

    @rashii dear, mai to tumse janam janam ka rista jodna chahta hu, bt mai kuch dino k liye hospital me admit kya hua tum to mujhe ekdm se bhul hi gyi. khair koi baat nhi, mai tumhe kvi nhi bhulunga.

    @raj bindaas, hospital me mere bagal wale rom me ek ladka admit tha jo girl's cledge ki ladkio se pitai khakr aaya tha, khi tum whi to nhi ho n? hehehehe teri poll khol di sabke samne

    @matrix, lofar, harsh, pshy.., kapil, jay, kaise ho sb?

    1. Admin says:

      Wanted abe tu itne din se kidhar thha be… aur hehe kuch nahi bas jis pc mein jokes likhe thhe vo kharab ho gaya thha…. is vajah se delay ho raha hai.. but ek do din mein fix kar dunga chinta na karo tum

    2. Raj bindaas says:

      Abe wanted hehehe abe kya bol rha be tu hahaha tune to meri what laga di be
      @Cobra bhai me bilkul thik hu
      @rashii-huhuhu meri rashii ab meri nhi rhi ab wo pura badal gyi hai yaro, usne ek bar v mujhse baat nhi ki ab me kya huhuhu arey koi batayega ye suicide point kidhar hai

    3. Jay says:

      Abey Wanted etane dino se tun kaha #### #### #### thha ???????
      Raj bro. hospital me admit kyu thha wo to bata diya. Lekin tum hospital me kyu admit thha ????????

      1. Wanted says:

        are nhi jay dear, actually admin n lofar dono admin k pc me bf dekh rhe the.. dono ko kuch jyada hi josh aa gya.. admin ne lofar ki halat kharab kr di nd lofar ne pc ki.. hehehehe

        jaha tk meri baat hai, bike se mera accident ho gya tha.. wo kya hai n ab hr ladki me mujhe rashii nzr aati hai bs isi chakkar me aankh kuch jyada hi sekne lg gya tha.. hehehehe

          1. Jay says:

            Nahi yaar mera Pappu roz raat ko sota nahi hai aur Munni (gf) ki yaad aate hi anshu bahane lagata hai.

          2. Admin says:

            to usko… 4 5 thappad maar, uska gala daba de… apne aap aage se soch samajh ke utha karega

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    @KALIYA me cute hu ya na hu koi fark nhi padta nd this is not the matter of discussion….bt tu jitni safai de rha hai us se zarur lagta hai ki tu kala zarur hai…….agr tu kala nhi hai to b koi fark nhi padta…bt tere comment read karne ke baad itna zARUR pata chalta hai ki tera mental level zarur chota hai….bhagwan tera bhala kare…..

    1. Mausam says:

      hahahaha pappu ki aankhe badee hi tez hain,mast joke he yaar,
      waise ab to Rashii ji ne bhi kah diyaa he ki
      "Joke is OK"
      thanks Rashii ji aapne Pappu ko pass kar diyaa hahahahahhaa

  4. Banjara says:

    Gud mrng frnds

    @ Pancchi jaan bta do is site k svi ladko ko ki tum meri ho Qki mai kae baar tumhari aankho mai doob kr susade kr chuka hu bt hr baar tumhara pyaar mujhe bcha leta h
    hehehehehe

    @ Admin ye is site k boys ko kya hua h sala 1 hsptl se aata h 2sra admt ho jata h kya ye ladke mumbai k chakkar lga rhe h
    hahahahaha

    1. Admin says:

      Paf nahi main kya batau main khud admit hun….. Ek nurse ke chakkar mein. Aur usko pata rha hun

      Phle sister bolna pada thha ab honey bolta hun. Umeed hai kuch dino mein jaanu tak baat aa jayegi hehehe

      1. Prince says:

        Admin bro..jab wo pat jaaye to uski bahan ka number mujhe de dena. main uski bahan ko pataunga.. pancchy ko pakdana mahnga hota ja raha hai.. Aakhir itni gas kaha se laun udne ke liye.. he he he.

        1. Admin says:

          Prince hehehe uski bahan nahi hai. Haan bhai jarur hai usko tera number de dunga. Hehehe

          Aur panchi ko pakdna mumkin hi nahi bahut asaan b hai. Bas dana kaisi, kaha aur kis type ka dalna hai ye pata hona chahiye.

          Vese b panchhi pe gps fit kr de pata lagta rahega kidhar kidhar gayi aur kis se milli aur kis ko kiss ki. Hehehe

          Panchhi ji m ready aapki chonch khane ke liye. Par sun pls lipstick laga ke chonch mariyo taki nishani to rh jaye

          1. Panchhi says:

            Admin me kahi vi jau kisi se v milu ye tmsb ko janne ki kya jarurat hai, me tmhari behen lgti hu kya jo mujpar itni najar rakhoge ?

          2. Admin says:

            Madam ji… aap vese bahan ho par vo bahanji type jo chasma lagati hai bade bade peele dant wali ..

            aur dusri baat mene usko advice di hai GPS fit karne ki… khud karne ko bolta to tab meri bahan hoti na .. ha ha ha ha panchi ke pankho se dhuan nikal raha hai.. hehehehe

            aur panchi janu i mean bahan ji.. pls aap chasme ka number bada le.. kyunki time beet jane se najar ka chasma b badd jatahai

          3. Panchhi says:

            Oh achha bhaiya ji muje nhi lga k usne usne apse aesa kuch puchha tha kise milti,kaha jati h aur kisko kiss krti h aur me chashme pehnti hu par no. Wale nhi h bde bde chashme aur pile nhi blue teeth wali hogi apki gf wo mene suna h ki apki gf chain smoker h aur is vajah se uske teeth blue colour k ho gye h

          4. Admin says:

            abe hehehe kabhi Chain bhi smoke ki jaati hai :P hehe Cigarette Smoking hoti hai :P:P

            aur hehe panchi ke paro mein se dhua nikal pada ye to sure ho gaya ab hehehehe

          5. Panchhi says:

            Admin mere buddhe jaan mere paro mese to dhua niklega h par mene kuch bol diya na to tumhari body me jitni v visharjan krne ki jagha h unke alava itne chhed ho jayenge ki tm soch me pad jaoge k dhua kaha se nikal rha h aur susu kaha se nikal rha h…! Hehehehe aur ab tk to shayd dhua nikalne lg gya ho kya pata…. : *

          6. Admin says:

            Panchii hehehe chedd chahe jitne b ho jaye par tere kaam ki cheez to salamat rahegi na hehehe full calcium wali hehe

            Aur main janta hun tere muh mein paani aa jata hai usko dekh ke. Hehe darr na jo cheez tere dimag mein aa rhi hai vo nahi hai. :p

          7. Panchhi says:

            Admin tm na apni chije apni biwi k liye sambhal k rakho khi calcium khatm na ho jaye fokat me h aur tmhare pas mere kam ki koi chij ni lgti muje…..aur tmhare pas panipuri ki plat padi h wo h dekh kr muh me pani aa gya tha…

          8. Admin says:

            Oye hoye meri soni bakootri. Tujhe pani puri itni pasand hai hehehe mujhe to aalu puti pasand hai.

            Feeke pani ke sath puri ka kya sawad. Tere shonk b na vakiye hi janwaro wale hai hehehe

          9. Admin says:

            abe hehehe pata hai yaar mujhe vo to main tere pankh i mean taang khinch raha thha hehehe

      2. Raj bindaas says:

        Admin tu bahut bada kamina he be… abe bhosdi k ush nurse ko ptane k liye sister Q bola be agr tum bina kahe v use prpos kr deta to v pat jati aur bolta h me salman hu kahe ka salman h be tu, abe kuch sikh mujhse me to hosp. me susu karne k bahane nurse ki boobs daab diya krta tha, abe ab lacture mat jharna, malum hai bahut ganda kaam h par kya kare dil h ki manta nhi hehehe

        1. Admin says:

          Abe sale mene usko sister apni thode bola thha.

          Samajh jaisi ladkiya rikshe wale ko bhaiya bol deti hai to kya vo asli mein unke bhai ban jate hai kya? Nahi naa bas vese hi mene bola usko hehe

          Aur overall tujhe lgta hai main hosptl mein admit thhe or kisi sister ko pata rha thha.

          Hum jaha baba banke jaye vaha ladkiya khud leke aati hai, sandle
          Aur har ladki khol ke dikhathi hai apni hatheli
          Aur fir baba de deta hai use apna ashirwad

      3. Banjara says:

        Bhai tu to no. 1 kameena nikla be hm site ki ladkiyo ko kya muh dikhayenge abe tujhe line marni thi to kisi doctor pr maar leta tujhe nurse hi mili line marne k liye site k svi ladko ni naak ktwa di tune bhai Raj ki to pehle se hi kati h
        hehehehehehehe

        1. Admin says:

          Abe kya karta vaha sare doctor male thhe. Ek femle thi pr vo 55 yrs ki thhi aur heavy weight thhi aur mere pass heavy gadiyo ko chalane ka license nhi hai na.

          Isliye majburi mein nurse ko dekhna pada par tu chinta na kar vo mene apne liye nhi tum logo ke patayi hI. Taki tumhari g.and mein injection laga sake lnd khada krne wala.

          Taki tum log un ldko se badla le sko jinhone raj ki gand fadi i mean naak

          1. Jay says:

            Bhai tum apun dosto se baat chupawo nahi, jo baat hai sach bata do…….

            Kyuki apun ko ek baat ka pata chal gaya hai kee…..

            Aap ke Rishte ki baat chal rahi thhi:

            Samir "ADMIN" hai 10,000 pagar hai

            uper se 15000 kamata hai.

            Ladki walle bole: lardki Nurse hai

            5,000 pagar hai + nicche se 50,000

            kamati hai:P

          2. Admin says:

            Jay fir na mene rishta tod diya kyunki pata laga uska ladki ka talak b ho chuka thha aur vo teri biwi thhi … :P

          3. Raj bindaas says:

            Hehehe bahut ache… Abe kamino G aur N ke bich me 6 letters aate hai fir v har bar mistake kaise ho jata h be, ye mera gand h gand koi mumbai me lage poster nhi jise dekho MNS ki tarah fadne chala aata hai

          4. Jay says:

            Arey yar wo meri BV nahii thhi, haa mera uske sath kuch dino tak chakkar jarur chala thha…..

            Bhai us nurse ko Dekha to Divya k saheli thhi,

            Dosti hui tab tak dil me Aag laga lee thhi,

            Aur bhai jab shadi k baat chali to pata chala,

            ki wo toh us area k chameli thhi…..hehehehe

            Bhai phir kya thha wahi wali bat jan bachi to lakho milengi..

            Aur aapne v accha kiya….Agar aap k shadi us nurse se ho jati, Tab to phir aapko 2nd hand milti…heheheh

  5. deepaktamta says:

    Zindagi se gujar gayi wo bahar ki tarah,
    Aankho mai bas gayi wo intzaar kim tarah,
    Use bhulana bhi chahu to kaise,
    Wo inkaar bhi kar gayi to izhaar ki tarah.

  6. divya says:

    oyeeeeeeee mujhe kisi ne b miss nhi kiya kyu?????????
    yaar mai b to tum sb ki frnd hu na?
    to fir aap sb ne mere 7 aisa kyu kiya koi baat nhi Exam ke bad batati hu
    ok byeeeee

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Humne unke(divya) intzaar me ye jindgi gujar di wo aaye jalim ek pal bhar k liye nigha b na dali, hum soche k wo hum se guftgu karenge par unho ne humari umeed ki jholi b kar di khali, wo bewafa ho kar chal diye nahi suni koi baat humari dil wali, hum marte dum tak karenge intzaar unka(divya) shayed ban jaye wo b humari chahane wali

    2. shoun@saif says:

      Hi divya ji mujhse dosti karegi i am saif but pyar se kuch log shoun kehte hai sirf kuch log jo log thik or pyare hote hai aap bhi keh sakti ho ok

  7. Jay says:

    Divya ji kya hai k maine ek pyari aur sundar si Bulbul (panchhi) pata rakha hai, usike chakkar me ye site ke sabhi dost Log meri tarif kar rahi hai…….hehehe

  8. Parashant says:

    Hai diviya g me toh janta bi nahi hu par apki pyeri bato ne mujhe ghayal kar diya isliye me apko mis karne laga hu thoda thoda acha batao tum mujhe kya dene wali ho ? Bata zarur pagli

    1. Admin says:

      Main teri bahan ki choot marne gaya hun haram ke pille

      Behan ke lund aaj ke baad tu mujhe yaha dikha to teri maa chownk pe kutto se chudva dunga haram ki aulad.

      1. Kaliya says:

        Kya admin usne gali di to tune bhi usko gali de di. Fir usmien aur ter mien fark kya reh gaya yar? Aur tumlog ma-behan ko bich me kyo late ho? Agar usne gali di to tu comment post nai krta yar. Aur ek baat ye hai ki ma ki gali to usne di par tune uski behn ko bhi ghaseet liya……

        tu bara admi hai ijjat wala. Aur kisi bare admi ko bhikri ke sath ladta dekha hai?

        1. Admin says:

          kaaliya mujhe gussa apne pe gali sun ke kam tum logo pe gali sun ke jyada aya thha aur roj ke 1000 galiyo wale comments delete hi krta hun
          par in haramiyo ka yahi ilaz hai jab tak salo ko jawab na do dusre ko bevkoof samjhte hai

        2. Raj bindaas says:

          Kaliya tu abhi naya hai esliye tujhe nhi pta h yaha kaise kaise madarchodo ka aana jana h aur atleast tujhe btane ki jarurat nhi h ki admin ko kya karna chahiye aur kya nhi apni hadd me rahkar baat kariyo aage se aur ho sake to admin se sry v keh diyo samjha
          @admin – tujhe kisi ko safai deni ki jarurat nhi samjha mujhe tujhpar abhitak to pura trust h

          1. Admin says:

            hehe abe main kisi ki safayi nahi karta be… aur tujhe mujh par abhi tak trust hai… to chal apna number de hehehehe dekhta hun kitna trust hai

            aur chinta na kar tera number publish nahi karunga vo comment delete kar dunga

        3. Samir says:

          Abe,,kaliya

          mai admin ki baton se sahmat hoon ,ousne jo krish ko gali diya bilkul sahi diya,agar mai tumhe gali doon to tumhe itna bura nahi lagega,agar mai apne gali m tumhari parents ko samil kr loon to sayad to tum mere parents p galiyon ki bauchhar kr doge,,,,kyun ki koi v apne parents p gali bardast nahi krta hai,,,

          aur rahi bat ish

          rakesh roshan ki najayj aulad KRISH KI to ishki bahan ki Choot ko SANDA ka tel laga k choot ka bhosra na bana diya to boliyo,

          aur sale KRISH tu apni bahan ka bhosra ko baith k dekhyo

          aur sonchiyo samir to bara kamalal kr diya,

          JPR

        4. Jay says:

          @Kaliya ji aapne suna hoga ki "Dust k sath Dusthta ka vayohar karna chahiye" aur kya kahu aap khud samajhdar hai, Ab wo time nahi raha ki koi aapke ek gaal par thappad marey to aap dusara gaal uski taraf kar dey, ab wo time hai ki koi aapke gal par thappad marey to_______Uske dono gaal par 2-2 thappad aur sale k GAND par v 4 laat maro……

          Aur ha kaliya ji aap ne pucha hai kee___ kisi bare admi ko bhikri ke sath ladta dekha hai?

          Mery bhai ladte dekhne k to baat choro maine bare aadmi ko bhikhari ke gand martey v dekha hai.

          1. Admin says:

            abe hehe Jay kuy tu apna kissa suna raha hai…. main janta hun tere ko tharak jyada chadi hui thhi aur tune bihar ke sath haralpopu kiya… par heheheh ye bat sab ko to mat bata

            aur kaliya ji aaj ke jamane mein agar koi aapke gal pe thapad mare to uski gaand mein Danda de dene ka time hai… pyar ki bhasha samjhne wale din gaye

  9. Dhiraj*(Born on 2012) says:

    ..ek thi baby mandola..uski maa ka naam tha..shakhira…aur inke pati ka naam tha..makhanlal besan…yeh log circus mein kaam krte the….ek din inn logo ne khajuraho temple dekhne ka plan banaya…iss par shakhira ji ko yeh plan pasand nhi aya..kyunki..shakhira ko shak tha..ki baby mandola ka man kafi naadan tha..aur galat raaste bhatak sakti hai..lekin makhanlal besan khajuraho mandir jane ko ada hua tha..aakhirkar woh din aya jab teeno log khajurao k liye nikal pade…baby mandola ko uss mandir k baare mein pata nhi tha…shakhira ji jana nhi chahti thi par..besan ji k zidd k aage jana pada…jab teeno log mandir k bahar murtiyo niharne lage..baby mandola ne kaha..mummy ajeeb sa lag raha hai..shakhira apne besan ji se bolti hai..mein pehle hi kha tha tumse ..ab dekh liya naa..ab chalo chaltein hai..baby mandola boli..mummy ab sab thik ho gya hai..baby mandola ne papa se puccha..yeh kya hai pita ji..aur yeh sab kya kr rahe hain..pitaji boltein hain..beti..yeh jeevan ka aisa khel..jo sab khelna chahte hain..baby mandola.. pita ji mujhe bhi khelna padega..pitaji khte hain..haan par jab tum badi ho jaungi..phir teeno log agle din ghar lautte hain..sham hote baby mandola ghar se bhahr nikal jaati hai..khelne k liye..makhanlal ghr pr nhi hote hain..bahut der ho jaati hai..par baby mandola ghar nhi aati..
    ……good afternoon….

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