Kamal Ka Gift

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Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha.

Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: “Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?

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Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: “Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Na Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku

Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gaand Mar Le

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Ladki Ka Birthday Tha. Boyfrnd: Tume Kya Gift Du? Ladki: Mujhe Wo Gift Do Jo Tum De Na Sako Or Mein Le Na Saku. Ladka: Meri Gand Lele

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51 Comments

  1. boob ka chut land says:

    lagta hai ke dimag ka extra upayog ho raha hai….

    1. Sweety says:

      Dimag ka wrong use karna ladko ka kaam hota hai ladke achaa to kuch soch nhi sakte kya kyal hai?

      1. sunny says:

        ha sweety hum ladko ka dimag boobs chud aur career me rahata h ..
        per ladkiyo ki ek sachai h maximam sabko man karta h per gaand jaldi fat jata h…..gupcub(golgappa) samose k aalawa kuch soch nahi sakte

      2. vicky says:

        sweety dnt mess with boys else they mess in u there

  2. mansi says:

    gandu joke

    1. sunny says:

      mansi ladki patne me chaapal aur gaand dono gis jati h fir patne k baad unke aand sawlo k jawab dete dete gaand lal ho jati h mansi ladki jitni gaandu hoti h usse accha to old joke h…good on admin bro..

  3. mansi says:

    gaand marane ka maja to ladkiya hi leti hain par lagta hai kuch ladko ko bhee shayad isme maja aane laga hai.

    1. jatt fantasy says:

      mansi darling.. tum kab dogi apni ch**t aur tumhe maja nahi chahiye kya ?aur ha mujhe sirf ladkiyo ki marne m maja aata h .

    2. UR LOVE says:

      main maru kya teri gaand….

    3. sapna says:

      tum bilku teek boli mansi mujhe bhee asa hi lagta hai

    4. lalit's says:

      thik kaha maansi

    5. sunny says:

      2010 ka kalyug h mansi per isi karna aap lago ka chud aur gand ka rate kam ho gaya h….kaise bhi karke apni ijajat aur ahodha(position) fir hasil karo yaar…manshi

  4. Rukhsana says:

    Very Nice cum Wonderful Joke|

    Agar mere Admin Sir mujhse aisa kahenge to main to unki maar sakti hu. "DILDO" ko apni kamar par baandh kar main ye kaam kar sakti hu.

    "Love uuuuuuuuu Admin Sir"

    1. admin says:

      Ruksana Dear agar tum Dildo se meri maar sakti ho to main bhi apne piche ek shield laga sakta hun…. market mein sab kuch milta hai

    2. yusuf says:

      tuje kuch kam dhanda hai ke nahi ki sabki marti rahogi

  5. anirbarn adhikari says:

    hi

  6. DHIRAJ says:

    Bhagwan ne gaand isliye banaya ki log t***i bahar nikal sake but insano ne uskadusra use bhi nikal diye iska avishkar konse yug mein hua.

    1. Sweety says:

      Iska aviskar adhe kalyug main hua and ladko ne kiya unhe ladkiya to milti nhi to socha hoga ki sale ladko ki he maare

  7. Vickyssss says:

    isse pta chalta hai ladkiya sirf gaand marwane ke liye he bani hai marne ke liye nhi….hehehehe…

    1. sapna says:

      ek baar market mein pant utar ke tho dekh pata lag jaye ga kon-kon teri gand mare or kon tujhe chode ga dear

  8. jatt fantasy says:

    all girls… ek jaruri advice.dont use DILDO.try boys lol.

    admin bro mujhe lagta h ki ye ladkiya DILDO lagaker ek dusre ka kaam kar deti h. boys ko seva ka mauka hi nahi deti.isliye maximum boys muth marke kaam chalate h.

  9. jatt fantasy says:

    admin bro. ye pic wala idea kab use m la rhe ho.

    1. admin says:

      Konsi Pic Wala

  10. sapna says:

    admin ji mujhe tho ap ka jokes acha laga very niceeeeeeee

    1. admin says:

      Thanks Sapna Ji

  11. Punit mumbai says:

    Bechari ladki ungli toh daal sakti thi.

  12. Sweety says:

    Faltu joke

  13. Sweety says:

    Hey rukhsana u are really gud. Yaar comment acha tha. Dil garden-2 ho gya

  14. DHIRAJ says:

    KISI ladki k pass unused dildo hai batana?haan ladke ki usse mari hogi to bhi chalega.

    1. Sweety says:

      Dildo kya hai.?

      1. UR LOVE says:

        artificial lund…

  15. Vickyssss says:

    @Sapna..Tere samne he pant utar dunga tab bhi tu kuch nhi kar sakegi ye meri bet hai tujhse…hahahahaa…

  16. sam no.1 says:

    admin bhai joke accha hai….. nice joke

  17. yukti says:

    nice jokes..
    keep it up admin

    1. Yogesh says:

      Boy :Papa what is diffrent beetwin trust and fact (true )
      Papa : Deep thinking and reply
      Your mom is my wife is fact (true) but
      you are my son is trust

  18. deewana says:

    YAAR ITNA BHI MAST JOKE NAHI HAI JITNA TUM LOG BOL RAHE HO, LADKIYAN HI GAND MAREGA KA MAJA LE SAKTI HAI LOL

  19. sanjeev says:

    aree yaaaaaro agr tum sab ladkiyo ki g**nd ke peeche pad jaoge to ch**t kya mere liye chodoge kya??? koi bat nahi me dekh lunga, yukti sweety sapna ruksana, sab ki c**t me mar lunga, tum inki ga**d maro.. or me ch**t

  20. Punit mumbai says:

    Yukti ko sabhi joke nice lagte hai.

  21. Vickyssss says:

    Sab Ladkiya Nakabil hai…..hahahaha…

  22. Stranger says:

    Ladkiya chudai chahti hai na ki …chodna….ladkio ko khub chodo…ladki ek bar chud gayi to khud hi khol degi……..samjhe…

  23. Renu says:

    mind blowing

  24. sanjeev says:

    admin bhai, tum yukti ko apna Lu*d chusao

  25. Punit mumbai says:

    Renu lund blowing plz thanda karo na

  26. josie says:

    yar ek lola mere andar b dalo

  27. Vickyssss says:

    Josie mera loda le le..kon se hole me legi muh me, chut me, ya gaand me..

  28. rajan says:

    koi laura meri gand me bhi dalo bhut dino se intzar hai please

  29. sintu says:

    aaja mai dal deta hu

    1. rajan says:

      kaha mere sintu pyare

  30. roy says:

    mast joke h dude

  31. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi sweety

  32. rohit says:

    Kuch ganduon ko chudne ki aadat ho jati hai

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