Kamal Ka Tota

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha.

Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”

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Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai

Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola.

Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.

Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye.

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44 Comments

    1. Pintu says:

      Dekhlo Panchhi,
      Samir kya gaya aapne dusri setting chalu kar di,
      Kya aisi hoti hai amdavadi girls,
      Gujju 1-mari patni to Devi 6 Devi…!
      Gujju 2- Devi to mare pan 6, pan koi leva taiyaar hoy to ne,
      Kya sab gujju aise hote hai?

      1. panchhi says:

        ab vo muje chhod kr chala gya to me kya kru :( muje akele akele rehna dar lgta h :( hehehe arre lgte to ap b gujju h ho fir b itna b ni pta k gujju pepls kitni bate krte h aur bato me hasi majak sbse pehle ata h aur amdavadi chhe to akhre gujju j ne so dear meri b yhi adat h hasi majak krte rehne ki …vese ap kaha se ho?

      1. pankaj says:

        aur jab comnt bheem ka ho to…..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm zyada hi karna padta hai……samjhne ke liye……hehehehehehe

  1. Pintu says:

    Goo joke ha ha ha ha

    Dosto,

    Zindgi mai tum

    Itne aage badho

    Itne aage badho

    Itne aage badho

    Itne aage badho

    K

    Aage wala bole

    K

    "le meri G@@nd mai ghusja, b*****na"

      1. aki says:

        SUMIT bro , pahle mai ladkio k piche bhagta tha mgr mere GURRU. Inpt, sri.SURAJ BAHN PRAPATP SINGH g ne muje ek frmula diya or boloa ki ise use karo to tumhe kisi k piche bhagne ki jarurat nhi padegi bus tabhi se wo frmula apna raha hu mai or tabhi se maje me hu .

        hehehehehehe

      2. pankaj says:

        aki kon sa fourmula…. wo 'apna haath jagnnnath' wala…hehehehehe

        wese bhi kisi nr kaha hai…badnami ki ch@@t se , sharafat me mutth maarni achchi hoti hai……heheheheheheh

  2. Dhiraj(jays heartbea says:

    @pint2 great joke…dil khush ho gaya…kanha se mila tumhe aage bado wala joke…bole to admin k sabi joko par bhari pad gaya…10/10 mila tumhein..kasam se…ur great..hats of u…

  3. Dhiraj(jays heartbea says:

    joke…

    ek ladki thi jiska naam chandramukhi tha woh badi sharmili kism ki thi lekin uske ander sex ki aag use din raat pareshan karti thi..iske liye woh ghar se pure saher ka chakkar katti thi ki koi uski sex ki aag ko thanda kar sake…woh behad aakarshak thi…lekin uski kafi koshisho k bawjood use koi ladka nahi mila jo iski aag ko shant kar sake…tab usne ghar se ek daru ki bottle li aur apne baste mein daalkar nikal chali…use rikhshaw wala dikhai dia usne bola chaloge..

    rikshwala:kanha chalna hain ji

    chandramukhi:ghar par agar chaloge to yeh daru ka bottle bhi dungi..

    rikshawala:ji mam daru k liye to janhan kahengi wanhan chalenge.

    chandramukhi:aaj meri aag jaroor thandi hogi..

    rikshawala:(ghar mein ghuste)..mam ji aap aag bujhane ki baat kar rahi thi naa?

    chandramuki:abe bhosdike

    jab jal k raakh ho jaungi tab aag bujhaega.

    rikhshawala:mam jaldi jaldi kholo yanha par bhi aag jabardast lagi hui hai..hahaha!

  4. Dhiraj(xtremly #ott! says:

    @gud night evrybody..

    jay..my fire

    prince my lovely

    panky my jaan

    samir my masti boy

    rashii di..jhakkas di n all friend….bbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

    abe bhosdike k jay jaldi aa aur ek cmnt daal..nahi to tujhe 100 degree ka torchar doonga na jindagi bhar mummy mummy karta rahega…iss bar aa teri aise watt lagata hoon ki tera sara bhaw utar jaega..take care.

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