Kamal Ka Tota

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha.

Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”

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Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai

Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola.

Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.

Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye.

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34 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    Rashii dear,
    Aap Yaha Nahi Rahti Hai to Hum Bhatak tey Rahtey Hai Badal ki Tarah,
    Esliye Hume Seene Se Laga ke Rakkha karey Apne Aanchal ki Tarah,
    Es Tarah Se Dubara Hume Phir Kabhi Mat Chodna Akeley,
    Warna Toot Jayenge Hum, Payal ki Tarah……….tc…….

  2. *Dhiraj* says:

    honey* today this is my gift 4 u

    Love is the greatest feeling,
    Love is like a play,
    Love is what I feel for you,
    Each and every day,
    Love is like a smile,
    Love is like a song,
    Love is a great emotion,
    That keeps us going strong,
    I love you with my heart,
    My body and my soul,
    I love the way I keep loving,
    Like a love I can’t control,
    So remember when your words meets mine,
    I love you with all my heart,
    And I have poured my entire soul into you,
    Right from the very start.

    – ur sweetheart* –

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    Divyaaaaa dear jhut bolnne ki aadat to me kab ke chod chuka hu..
    ab yaar Rashi ko laga ki me hansna bhul gya hu to isme meri kya galti hai

  4. Veer G says:

    • Ek Raja Tha
    • Uski Rani Use Deti Nahi Thi
    • Raja Sarover Ke Kinare Jata
    • Ek Battakh (Duck) Se Kehta
    • Aao Battakh Pyaari
    • Betho Lund Pe Humhari
    • Khao Pan Supari
    • Ek Baar Rani RajA Ko
    • Duck Ke 7 Sex Karte
    • Huye Dekh Leti hai
    • Rani Duck Ke Chutro
    • (Gaand) Mei Garam
    • Sariya De Deti Hai
    • Next Day RajA
    • Fir Aata Hai
    • Aao Battakh Pyari
    • Betho LUNd Pe Humhari
    • Khao Pan Supari
    • DuCk Kehti Hai
    • Aai THi RaaNd Tumhari
    • Jala Gai GaaNd humhari
    • Maa Ki Chut TumHari
    • TuM Hi Khao PaN SuPari

  5. Sakshi says:

    hehe.. Ladka ke tie tie fis ho gai. hehe hey frds @nilesh ji @hps ji aur @addy ji hum chandigarh se hai aur hum b.sc 2nd year kar rahe hai. Hume apko apne barre me batya ab ap b apne barre me kuc batye.

    1. Nilesh says:

      SAKSHI J ab kuch km ho gaya hai mera FEVER bcoz 4 injection lag chuke hai aur mai abhi b medicine le rha hu.
      ab kuch raht hai
      aur bataiye kaisi chal rhi hai life…? . tc..

  6. *Dhiraj* says:

    @jay tumne jo guy k baccddhe pe brown color ka chasma lagaya accha hai….

    tumhe bacchhde pasand hai mujhe bhi..hahahahahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!

    @panky ne apna chasma kyuon utar diya..accha to lag raha tha usmein….so bad..

    @admin…ka utara hua chasma dekhne ki khwahish mujhe…kitna mota hai hahahahhahah!!

    jay…aaj mere teen friend bane..hai…jinke naam bhi jay hai

  7. Nilesh says:

    Hmmm…..ladki ne to ladke ka band(baja) bja diya.hehehehe
    hi dosto (Admin, Wanted, Deleated, Addy, Jay, Sakshi, Panchi, Rashi and dear all frends ) kaise ho ap sub?

  8. Sakshi says:

    @Nilesh ji life achi chal rahi hain mein zindaggi ke har pal ko khusi ke sath jithi hu.

    @addy ji ap apne muh miya mithu kyu ban rahe ho hehehe majak kar rahe hain hum toh dost hai tabi toh apke bare mein pucha.

    Gud nts frds…

  9. Addy says:

    hehehehehe…mast joke. Sakshi ji apni taref karne mein jata hi kya hai. Apne mere bare pucha toh mann mein aya likh diya apke liye. Muje khushi hui apse dosti jo ho gyi.

    Nilesh im fine.

  10. shahed says:

    hi dosto i m shahed … Apka naya dost …aaj se heheheh
    fulli comedian shashi ji addy aur sab dost kaise hai ap loge ??
    Reply dete rahna …waise to mujhe ap sab ke bare me puchne
    ki zarurat nahi hai main sabjan gaya hu … Mere bare me to sabko
    batadunga jaldi hi tc all friends bye

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