Kamwali Ka Gussa

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Kamwali Gusse Se Apni Malkin Se

Kamwali: “Bibi Ji, Aap Apni Saree Wapis Lelo

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Malkin: “Arey, Kyu?

Kamwali: “Jab Bhi Main Ye Pehnti Hun To Sahab Aap Ko Samajh Ke Mujhe Chute Bhi Nahi Hai, Udhar Driver Aur Mali Meri Gaand Mein Ungli De Dete Hai

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Kamwali: Bibiji Apni Sari Waps Le Lo, Jab Pehanti Hu To Ap Ko Soch Ke Saheb Mujhe Chute Nahi, Driver or Mali Gand Mein Ungali Kar Jaate Hai

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46 Comments

  1. kaminey says:

    ye loda kam wali pakka apne RAVI ki dallo MUNNI BAI khujli wali hogi..JMC

  2. MS says:

    poori family he chalu hi

    hehehe

    JMC

  3. Rani says:

    hehehe,like kamwali,like malkin…Gud one

    1. jatt fantasy says:

      hey rani tumhe b saree chahiye kya ?

    2. madhur says:

      hi!rani tumko kitno ne ungli ki

  4. manish says:

    thats really a goooooooooooooood joke…..

  5. Akshay says:

    what a nice joke…….Admin

    maza aa gaya…..

  6. jatt fantasy says:

    soch rha hu m bhi ek kaamwali rakh lu. mere bhi kaam aayegi.mere dosto k bhi. kaminey, ravi aur mere sab bhaiyio ka time pass ho jayega.

  7. ravi says:

    admin similar joke please

    mlkin kamwali se- tu sab kam me bekar hai

    kamwali-lekin bistar pe apse achi hu

    malkin-tujhe malik ne bola

    kamwali-nahi driver bol rha tha.

    1. admin says:

      Hey buddy similar to nahi hai par us jaisa hai

  8. love is loveable says:

    Kaminey, Dhiraj,

    Tum dono k cmt achchhe lage.

    Aur Malkin (Kaki) jab tumhari gaad mein ungli karne k liye Driver or Mali hai hi to in bachchon ko chhod kyun nahi deti. -Yous X-Hus Kaminey.

    Kaminey kaki ko ungli karna chhod de.

  9. kaminey says:

    abe mene kab ungli kiya kaki ko sala use chatwane se tym nai hai apni choti moti ungli ka kya pata chalega use

    JMC

  10. kaminey says:

    deko ese hote hai dost log jo mere liye ek kam wali rakhe ga mera yar JHANT FANTASY..thnx yar..JMC

    1. jatt fantasy says:

      kaminey bro.rosy ko b ek saree ki jarurat h. tum use saree gift kyo nahi karte. rosy loves saree.

  11. Divya says:

    helloooooo frnds

    1. Sweety says:

      Hi, gud morning

  12. Rukhsana says:

    Kya aap main jaan sakti hu ki aap logo me se sabse bada kiska hai….

    Aur haa "KAMINEY" ke liye yeh mera special sawal hai.

    Jiska bhi sabse bada hua main usko surprise dungi…

    Jaldi batao lekin haqiqat batana.

    Kyuki

    "Sachai chhup nahi sakti banawat ke usulo se"

    "Ki Khushboo Aa nahi sakti kagaz ke phulo se"

    (Love to all)

    Including Admin Sir Also…

    1. admin says:

      Rukshana Baby Bada hua to kya hua jaisi ped khajoor wali kahwawat to suni hogi..
      Mere khayal se ladki ko lambe se jyada kon jyada der aur maje dila ke karta hai is se matlab hona chahiye
      lambe ka kya fayda hua jo ladki ko pehle release hi na kara sake aur khud hi dher ho jaye hehehehe

      Sachayi chupa li jaati hai agar banda kameen ho
      Kagaz ke fool bhi khushbu dete hai agar Sent laga ho to

    2. dhakad chhora says:

      ek baar sabko dekh lo phir tum hi bta dena ki kisne gehri chot di

      waise apni chhach ko kon khatti btata hai

  13. Soubhagya says:

    Namaste Akshaya bhai kaise hain aap?

    1. admin says:

      100 Baar Bhage Hue Bande, tujhe akshyad abhi dhund raha tha. hehe hehehe

  14. Akshay says:

    Admin yaar ye soubhagya kaha gayab ho gaya…..

    frnd soubhagya were r u……..

  15. bajigar says:

    Ye malkin bilkul priyanka jaisi hai.

    priyanka kaha ho apne bfrnd k sath.

  16. chulbul pandey says:

    kamwali bahut hi chinnal hai usko paise se matlab hai sex se nahi

  17. love is loveable says:

    Rukhsana begam,

    Arj kia hai -:

    "Sachchai chhup sakti hai agar aapas mein mel ho."

    "Khushboo aa sakti hai agar kagaj mein tel ho."

    he!he!he!he!he!he!

    Note -: Perfume ko hindi mein tel v bolte hai.

    Aur subse lamba l*nd to Santa k paas hai, pichchale wala joke nahi padi kya? Jo v gift dena hai use hi dena kyonki koi dusara wo kaam nahi kar payega.

    he!he!he!he!he!he!

  18. Rosy says:

    @jhant fantasy, kya naam h yaar! Lol.. No ji i dnt like sarees

  19. kaminey says:

    oye RUKSANA kya wo chodu baba samji hai kya muje jo tuje lund k sizes batau mai..

    wese mene apna chhor k aaj tak koi dusra lund nai dekha lekin haa jin jin logo ne mera deka unhone ye zarur bola k isse bada naj dekha to darlin esa kar tu b aja mere pas tel leke ana kam dard hoga or nai to thuk se kam chalana padega..

    or ha mere lund pe apne admin babu ne ek jok b likha hai tune padha k nai

    are admin yar wo lund dil tak ajata hai chodai k tym wale jok ka link dal de iske liye..

    wese RUKSANA u don wry jab m teri bajaunga to tu awaz b naj kar payegi qk jab mai tere chu.. me dalunga to tere mu se niklega mera sidhe fir to koi ghanti b le ana jab thak jaigi to baja k muje bata dena….

    JMC

    1. admin says:

      Kaminey Bhai tum galat samajh rahe ho tumhare Lu*nd pe joke thha vo Ye Raha

      Hehehe pad le bhai aram se

    2. Sweety says:

      Gud morning,Hi kaminey, tum karte tum itni comments kaise bana dete ho i think tumhe bhut experience hai am i right kamine ji?

  20. MAH says:

    Nice joke Admin. yaar teri ye site to must hai mere saam ke tea teri is site ke saath hote hai. Such mai kaphi relex milta hai

    MAH MkA

  21. balaji says:

    Rukhsana begam,tum mera try karo sub bhula dunga

  22. dhakad chhora says:

    kanhi driver ki job khali hai kya

  23. sona says:

    hello frinds

    1. madhur says:

      hi!sona mujhe tumhare name se ek kam yaad aya hai muje abhi sona hai goo…………d afternoon

    2. Sweety says:

      Hiiii

  24. rahul says:

    hi…………… divya

    1. Sweety says:

      Hi kaminey, tum karte tum itni comments kaise bana dete ho i think tumhe bhut experience hai am i right kamine ji?

  25. Vickyssss says:

    Ram Ram Sona ji

  26. ankur says:

    farq kya hai dono hi randi hai

    1. Sweety says:

      Randi kyu hai dono

  27. ankur says:

    hello to everybody

  28. Vickyssss says:

    Dono Khushnaseeb hai free mai maze le rhi hai…

  29. sanjeev says:

    Ruksana begam,

    Sabse lamba to Gadhe ka Hota hai,,,,,, hahaha,

    wo hi hai jo enter 1st gate se karega or Exit 2nd gate se, i mean,, tumhari Chut me dalkar tumhare muh se nikalega.. dekho koi mil jai to, best or luck dear..

  30. Akshay says:

    mast jokes

  31. sandeep says:

    joke dhaanshu hai.

  32. pappu motalund says:

    Kamwali Bai zara mere yahan bhi aajana sari pehen kar, kasamse meri ungi aur lund chut mai na dal di to mai pappu motalund nahi…

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