Kare Koi Aur Bhare Koi

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Ek Chuha Jungle Mein Badi Tezi Se Bhaaga Ja Rahe Thha

Lomdi Ne Dekha Aur Uske Aage Aake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Puchha

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Lomdi: “Itne Teji Se Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Chuha: “Aunty Please Abhi Jane Do Fir Bataunga

Lomdi Hairani Hui Aur Boli: “Arey Hua Kya Hai?

Chuha Hath Jodte Hue: “Please Jane Do Meri Jaan Ka Sawal Hai

Lomdi Gusse Se Boli: “Main Tumhe Tab Tak Nahi Jane Dungi Jab Tak Bataoge Nahi Ki Hua Kya Hai

Chuha Rote Hue: “Kisi Ne Sher Ki Bahan Ki Choot Fad Dali Aur Naam Mera Laga Diya Hai

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15 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    ABBE, ye kya tha ??

  2. Dhiraj(in amazing world) says:

    @rashii di,mere pichle cmnts read kijie kya likha hai….\
    @jay…tumhare upar aise jokes kyon ban rahe hain kyonki..tum ggggggg kafi chillate ho…aur yanha k baki saare londey mere se darte hain…
    mujhe pata hai tum busy ho naaraj nahi..

    @NILESH,….pichhlee baar chut kab maare the???????????
    yaa khud ki maarte ho…haha…..

    1. Wanted says:

      dhiraj, 2m achche ladke ho, plz is trah k lines mt likha kro,(yaha svi loundey mjhse drte hai). taklif hoti hai.

  3. Wanted says:

    JAY dekh jyada nautanki n kr, wapas aa ja :)

  4. Nilesh says:

    What e chuha… Jab lomdi ko chuhe ne “sher ke bahan ki phati chut ke baare me batai hogi” to us time lomdi ki chut phat gayi hogi hahahahahaha……
    Hi … Friends kaise ho aap sub?
    {{ -DEAR FRIENDS DIWALI KI HARDIK SHUBHKAMANAYE- }}

  5. Dhiraj(in amazing world) says:

    @wanted,…accha maan liya tumhari baat..sorry!!

    mujhe malum hai aise cmnts mujhe shobha nahi dete..mere character ko dheela karte hain…par kabi kabi aisa ho jaata hai..

    deep..jay ki abhi dimagi haalat thik nahi..aur usko mujhse pareshani nahi honi chahiye..

    hai naa jay?????

  6. deleted says:

    Ek din 1 lady tota

    kharidne gyi?

    Lady- iski kya khasiyat hai?

    Dukandar- ye bolta hai ?

    Lady ne Tote se pucha-main kaisi lagti hu? … ..

    . Tota- Saali raandi lagti hai?

    Lady- ye to bahot batmiz tota hai?

    Dukandar tota andar le gaya or zor se pani me duba ke pucha, bol ab gaali dega?

    Tota-nahi kabhi nahi dunga?

    Wo use bahar le gaya or lady se kaha ab puchiye?

    Lady-agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge?

    Tota-apka pati hai?
    Lady-agar 2?

    Tota-apka pati aur dever?
    Lady-agar 3?

    Tota-pati dever aurbhai.?

    Lady-agr 4?

    Tota-pani le aao bhai, mene to pehle hi kaha tha saali raandi hai.

    1. Matrix says:

      haha mast joke hai yaar! hehe

  7. deleted says:

    EK SARDAAR

    SAMUNDAR ME DAHI

    DAAL RAHA THA

    UTNE ME DUSRE SARDAAR NE AATE HUE PUCHHA KYA KAR RAHA HAI

    PAHLA SARDAAR : LASSI BANA RAHA HU

    DUSRA SARDAAR GUSSE ME : USKO EK THAPPAD MAAR KE KAHTA HAI ISS LIYE SAARI DUNIYA SARDAARO PAR JOKE BANATI HAI ITNI LASSI KYA TERA BAAP PIYEGA

  8. Dhiraj(in amazing world) says:

    The fires are still burning in the heart of love for you ..
    And this could never do go out ..
    I do not accept defeat so easily with the world ..
    I’ve got to get you one day .. no matter how hard I have to wait.
    .. Can not bear injustice, without having u n say goodbye to you ,
    .. The world is here and there may go, but my decision will stand as the Himalayas,
    You definitely have to take my own … and you have to play the relationship of the native born,
    You are my reality … You are my world, you are my salvation;
    You have my prayers, You are my God;
    If you assign to this life, this is the true value,
    The satisfaction of you, in you own enjoyment, you have the peace,
    You are my truth, you are my salvation;

  9. deleted says:

    Best Wishes On

    Diwali

    May the festival of lights be the

    harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled … with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.

  10. deleted says:

    “agar tum kisi ki chahat pane ke liye ji rahe ho.”

    to

    apne dil ki baat usse

    bata do..

    kyonki. . zindagi mouke kam or
    dhokhe jyada deti He….

  11. deleted says:

    Wo khafa hai humse to khafa rehne do…

    ……………………….Humko

    unka Gunahgar hi rehne

    do…

    Wo samajhte hai ki humne chhod diya unko…. ……………………….Baat to jhoot hai magar sach rehne do..

    Muddato me mangi hai Khuda se khushiya unki… ……………………….Jo aata hai ilzam humpe to ilzam hi rehne do…

    Unki shart hai ki mai bewafa banu… ……………………….Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe BEWAFA hi rehne do…

    Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apna zakham… ………………………Abhi khamosh hai humko bas KHAMOSH hi rehne do !!!………..

  12. pankaj says:

    hahahaaha chuha.. bada wala , wese sahi kaha usne C kisi ki bhi ho fadta to chuha hi hai…

    1. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

      hehehehehehe

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