Karishma Kapoors Gaand Is More Favorite Then Her Choot

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Karishma Kapoors (Gaand) Ass Is More Favorite Then Her (Choot) Pussy

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Aankh Ladaake Tune Maara Ghaayal Ho Gaya Dil Bechaara

Suna Hai Tere Chaahane Waale Aage Dus Hai Pichhe Baara

Tan Tana Tan Tan Tan Taara

Tan Tana Tan Tan Tan Taara

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Krishma Kapur A.s Is More Favorite Den Her P.ssy Bcoz Ankh Ldake Tune Mara Ghyal Ho Gya Dil Bechara, Suna Hai Tere Chahne Wale Age Dus Hai Piche Bara

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45 Comments

  1. Harry says:

    Salman know's lolo better than sanjay kapoor

  2. kamdev says:

    wah kya research hain,

    ab ye tho batoo baba sexfear tum research ke samay age the ya piche.

    ush se aap ke bare main pata chalega,

    jaiiiii hoooooooooooo

    1. Admin says:

      Side mein thhe

      1. kamdev says:

        side se admin bhai aap ginti kar rahe the

        jaiiiiiiiii

        1. Admin says:

          nop figure maap raha thha uska.. ab figure to side se hi maapa jaata hai na

          1. Kaliya says:

            Admin figure le rahe the ya boobs dekh rahe the….hehehe

          2. Admin says:

            hehehe jo marji samajh le yaar

  3. Jack says:

    Frndsss…
    ..Kamsutra k Sexy dohe…

    Kal chode so aaj chod,
    Aaj chode so ab.
    Bibi to fir chod lena,
    Sali chodega kab.

    Aisi ladki chodiye,
    Mann ka aapa khoye.
    Auran se chudi na ho,
    Aap se he mahurat hoye.

    Bada hua to kya hua,
    Tera lund jyo pahaad
    Chodan ko ladki nahi,
    Mutth maaran ko haath.

    Kart kart chudai se,
    Lund hot balwan.
    Choot mein aawat jawat se,
    Land ban jawe mahaan.

    Bolo lund maharaz ki JAI HO..#

    1. pyare mohan says:

      wah—-wah—-wah@@@@

      majaa aa gaya bhai lage rahooooooooooooooooooo

    2. Cobra says:

      Badiya dohavali hai bhai…

    3. Jay says:

      wah! wah! Jack yar very-very good work, keep it up.

    4. LPGUPTA says:

      YOUR ALL SHLKES ARE WONDERFUL.

  4. Jay says:

    hmmmmmmm tabhi to apun ko ye gana samajh me nahi aata thha…….

    Sarkaay lo khatiya jada latey.
    Jada me pichwada pyara lagey…..hehehe

  5. Jay says:

    Hey friends!!!!
    A man saw his son scratching his car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

    When the child saw his father…..with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

    Devastated by his own actions….. .sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

    The next day that man committed suicide. . .
    Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life….. Things are to be used and people are to be loved,

    But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved…
    Let's be careful to keep this thought in mind: Things are to be used, but People are to be loved.
    Pass this on to your loved ones (only if you like to) and be blessed.

    1. Neeraj says:

      hey brother,

      very well said & explained, god bless u always

    2. Heartbeat says:

      Hey jay bhai yaar ye story to ekdum rulane wali hai yaar isko padhkar meri ankheen to bilkul nam ho gayi hai

  6. Prince says:

    Tan tana tan tan taara…. Raj Bro wakai Comment me limit cross ho gayi.. lekin Admin Ko maine bola tha bhai mere comment ko edit karne ka mantar de de..lekin nahi.. pancchy tere ko bura feel hua ho to really sorry.. Aur Raj Bro..Panchhy Mere se has ke do baate nahi kar rahi thi main panchhy se has ke do baate kar raha tha.. Chalo Ab nahi karunga Panchhy se baat.. Aur Haa Haralpopu ka mujhe really me matlab nahi pata..Fursat mile to bata diyo…

    1. Prince says:

      Aur Agar koi mujhe achha ladka samjhta hai to galti karta hai… Change karo apni khopadiya i am a bad guy.. he he he.. :(

      1. Funlvgirl says:

        Sahi he

  7. Panchhi says:

    Heheheh bt karishma kapoor bakvas h

    1. kamdev says:

      karishma kapoor ne pappy nahi diya kya

      ish liye bakwas hain kya ???

      jai

  8. Banjara says:

    Admin yaar kuch prblm h kya?

    1. Admin says:

      Kyu… kya hua yaar

      1. Banjara says:

        Yaar tu mere ko reply nhi de rha h

        1. Admin says:

          abe hadd hai yaar mene bola to ki kyu kya hua.. means tumne ye kyu pucha ki mere ko koi prob hai kya???

          aur esi koi baat nahi hai ki main reply nahi deta.. par jitna pucha thha usna hi to jawab dunga.. mujhe baat samajh hi nahi aayi yaar… thoda vistarpurvak batao na

  9. Kaliya says:

    जंग के दौरान जब एक सीमावर्ती गांव में दुश्मन की फौज की एक टुकड़ी घुसी तो गांव की जवान लड़कियां उनसे बचने के लिए गांव के बाहर एक जगह छुपने के लिए भागीं। एक बूढ़ी औरत भी उनके साथ भागी।

    एक लड़की ने पूछा – अम्मा, खतरा तो हम जवान लड़कियों को है। तुम क्यों भाग रही हो ?

    बुढ़िया बोली – तुमने देखा नहीं क्या ? उन फौजियों के साथ एक बूढ़ा अफसर भी तो है …..

  10. Jack says:

    RASHiI…ab itna na tadpao pls…

  11. Samir says:

    Oye panchhy

    thnx,,thnx,,thnx,,yar

    kl tune reply krke mere frendship ki izzat bacha li yar,,,realy m kl tune mujhe reply nahi deti to mai ye syt chor deta,,

    mai apne coment k jarya bs tumhe hasane ki kosis krta hoon yar

    ,,,,he he ,,,,taki tum mujhe 1 mithi mithi KISS de sako he he,,,

    aur ab m apna promis b bapas leta hoon,

    JPR

    1. Jessica says:

      Sam yeh JPR kya hai

      1. Cobra says:

        Jasicca kal maine yahoo me pada tha.

        Timothy Ray Brown, 45, from San Francisco Bay Area, the first man cured of HIV- AIDS.

      2. Samir says:

        Aila JESSI

        tune mujh se bat ki,,,,,areeeeee

        yar mujhe to yakin nahi ho raha,

        kahin m sapna to nahi dekh raha

        aila ish syt ki first forner ne mujh se kuch pucha,,,

        BT yar he he tumhe kuch avi bata nahi sakta,pahle 1 KISS karo phir bataounga

        HE HE

        JPR

  12. Jessica says:

    Good 1

    1. rakesh says:

      tumay acha laga karishma ka kamal

  13. MALIK says:

    nice comments of all's

  14. Dhiraj says:

    @samir, main kya karta hoon jaan k kya karoge….chahat hai chahne wala koi nai…hoth hai chumne wala koi nai,.pyaar hai but karnewala koi nahi…baatein hain sunne wala koi nai…..bheend mein bhi akelepan ka saath nai…

    kaash kisi aur janhan mein hota to iss duri ka ahasaas nahi

    duniya walo ne kaha pyaar pe hak humarahai ….maine kaha pyaar to usi se karoonga jo mujhe sabse pyaara..hai…..

    JAY tum kyon udas hote ho…iss(u r lovly frn) ko yaad rakhna aur apne gum ko bhula dena…

  15. Kaliya says:

    Raj bura n mne to ek bat khu? Tu hamesha rota kyun rhta hai re?

    Tu bilkul GIRL hai. hehe aise:

    G: Gossip mein sabse aage,

    I: Innocent sirf shakal se,

    R: Rone ki automatic machine,

    L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.

    hehe,,

    1. Raj bindaas says:

      Kaliya tune mujhe shockt kr diya, ekdum se, mera khoon ubal rha tha as milk bt tera pura cmt padhkar thanda ho gya as ice hehehe nice cmt i like it

  16. Dhiraj says:

    hum jante hai…hum aae the akele…aur tum bhi….thoda bus pyaar karna chahte the…par tum mil na pae….koi baat nai yeh pyaar amar hai kabhi na kabhi to miloge….LOVE IS LOVE nd nothing else.

  17. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi dhiraj

    1. Admin says:

      Abe tu b vade time baad aya re kaha thha

      1. Punit mumbai says:

        @admin brother ye site par aata hu toh rosy ki yaad aati hai ishke liye nahi aata
        Thanx dear muje yaad rakhne k liye
        @dhiraj dear i m fine take care i miss u a lot

        1. Admin says:

          Ohoooo to it means rosy hi hai sab kuch hamara kya hai . Ok dear as u like. But according to me frnds are more better then GFs note is down

      2. Punit mumbai says:

        Admin brother aesa kuch b nahi hai ish site k sabhi users mere frnd hai. I agree wid u & thanx 4 reply

  18. Dhiraj says:

    @Punit, Kanha the itne din, nice to see u…tumse kya baat karoon u just be happy….

    PUNIT god bless u..tc!! mydear friend…take care dear…miss u dear.

  19. piyush says:

    ha….ha…..chodo

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