Khadi Rahne Wali Cheeze Khadi Hi Rahti Hai

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Ek Old Couple Paris Mein Ghumne Ke Liye Gaye.

Waha Bada Hi Romantic Mahol Tha, Jise Dekh Ke Budhe Ko Feelings Aa Rahi Thi.

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Achanak Se Biwi Boli: “Pehle Eiffel Tower Chale Ya Hotel Ke Room?

Husband: “Hotel Ke Room Mein Chalte Hai, Eiffel Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega

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An Old Couple On Honeymoon In Paris- Wife- Pehle Eiffel Tower Chale Ya Hotel K Room? Husband- Hotel K Room Me Chalte Hai, Eiffel Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega

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17 Comments

  1. deepak says:

    Vikram samvat 2069 (chetra shulkla akam)HINDU NUTAN VARSH aap v aapke parivar k liye der sari khushiya laye asi mangalkamna karte hai hum..

  2. Sujeet says:

    Budha sahi bola uske l**d ka kya bharosa kab khada hona band kar de…….
    Hehehehehehehehe………..

  3. sonu says:

    boht purana joke hai

  4. devendr says:

    iska matlab us bichare buddhe admi ka lund sirf us din hi khada rahega or agle din gir jayege hehehehe

    fir uski wife sex k liye agle din eiffel tower per baithegi hehehehe

  5. deleted says:

    Ab bhudape ka Hume kya experience…..Ye to admin jaisa siyana admi hi bta sakta h

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Ye admin hi bata sakta hai

    2. himanshu.the.don says:

      Nahi be delete aisa kuch nahi ha jaisa tum soch raheho. Darasal vo budhi admin ki X-girlfrnd reh chuki ha usi ne admin ko btaya hoga. Ab aaplog soch rehehonge mujhe kaise pta? Mujhe us budhe ne btaya tha ki meri wife ek 26 saal ke sardar ko fasaya tha ke sath bhag gyi thi ab wapis a gyi

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Acha-acha to ap us 90 years ki budiya ki bat kr rhe hai. Jo admin ke sath bhagi thi. HIMANSHU JI…. Hahahahahaha….
        Kya jamana aa gya hai dosto….!!!!

      2. himanshu.the.don says:

        admin bro dnot mind just joking

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Bahut acchha hai

  7. rockstar. says:

    sab jokes ache hai par purane hai

  8. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    @C**t dekhkr jhante tk khadi ho jati hai…. To fir …..
    L**d kya chij hai….:-):-):-):-):-) Hahahahehehehehe…..
    &
    @dear all frndz kaise hai ap log aur kya chal rha hai is time…???

    1. devendr says:

      yaar nilesh yadi esa hi hota to BF mai kaam karne wale 30 minute tak sex nahi karte balki 24 hour sex karte hehehehehe

      kehne ka matlab h ki kamjor admi lund ko BIG BOSS nahi bana sakta hehehehe

  9. deepak says:

    Meri khamoshiyon ka raaz mujhe khud nahi maalum…
    .

    na jane kyon log mujhe magroor samjhte hai…
    Are yaar..doston ap sb admin ji ka mazak uada rahe h….

    To…

    Udao na yaar…wese b 26 saal ki age me agar koi 89 saal ki dudhiya ko lekar bhag jaay to us ka mazak to puri duniya udayegi….
    Are bhai ap ko 89 saal ki hi mili bhagane k liye.!! N us ko lekar to bhagna b mushkil raha hoga…vo bhechari is umar me kya bhagegi…us ko good me uthana pada hoga admin bhai ko

    1. sonam says:

      Aisa kb hua,koi mujh b to btaye.

  10. meggi says:

    gud joke..:-)

  11. Mausam says:

    hahaha sahi kahaa budhdhe ne ,

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