Khoob Bade Bade Pasand Hote Hai

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Ladko Ko Ladkiyo Ke Khoob Bade Bade Pasand Hote Hai

Khaskar Jab Vo Chalti Hai To Unke Hilte Hue To Bahut Hi Pyare Lagte Hai

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Kya?

Socho

Nahi Pata?

Un Ke Pyare Pyare

Bade Bade

Boobs

Tum Baal Samajh Rahe Thhe Na Itne Sharif Kab Se Ho Gye Ho?

SMS / One Liner Version

Boys Ko Girls K Bade-2 Psand Hote Hai. Chalte Hue Jab Vo Hilte Hai To Bhut Pyare Lgte Hai Kya? Boobs Tum Bal Smajh Rhe Thhe, Bade Sharif Ho

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97 Comments

  1. FAUJI says:

    My dear , Hum to ladki ke bhugol ko dekh kar uski history ka pata laga lete hai . ye to cheez hi kya hai aur rahi baat tumhare is joke ki to hum ladki ke boobs nahi uske chutar ke bare me sochte rahe the

  2. amar says:

    Arre yaar sirf boobs hi nahi ladko to bumper aur chut bhi bahot jyada pasand hoti hai…

  3. yukti says:

    sab hamara kaskar hi rehata hai

    1. shashank rock says:

      arey yukti boobs sambhal kar rkhna mere liye man karega toh daba dunga.

    2. Ashique-a-shabnam says:

      Hey yukti, agar tumhara sabkuch kasahua hai to mere pas ajao mai unhe dhila kar deta hu.ok

  4. Deepak frm doon says:

    Aache logon ki aachi soch.

  5. Prince of darkness says:

    Hum itne sharif nahi jo boobs k sifa kuch aur soche….he he he

  6. Javed says:

    hum to paidysi kamine hai

  7. Hot boy says:

    Divya tmhare boobs kaise hain

    1. divya says:

      Hot boy ji jaise bhi hai mast hai

      1. deepak says:

        hi divya

        1. divya says:

          hi Deepak

      2. Rajesh(p.o) says:

        Divya tum kahi muslim to nahi, kyuki muslim ladkiyo k boobs bade aur mast hote hai kyuki wo bolti hai 'aadaab'.

      3. Ashique-a-shabnam says:

        A divya,

        Tu chiz badi hai mast mast

        O tere boobs bade hai mast

        Unhe rakhna zara sambhal k

        Mere hath bade hai sakht sakht.

        Haaa…

  8. dev says:

    nahi ji mai bilkul sahi soch raha tha.

  9. acky says:

    Its the male mentality every one must have thought in the same way (just reverse of it)……..

    Bye the way sameer good joke……..

  10. deepak says:

    Damn true thing
    hum boys ki mentality aisi hi hoti hai pata nahi girls ki mentality kaisi hoti hogi aur vo hum mein kya dekhti hongi?

    1. divya says:

      DEEPAK ji ladko mai kuch hota bhi hai dekhne laayek hehehehe

      1. acky says:

        Divya ji dikhane ke liye to bahut kuch hota hai but tum girls dar bahut jaldi jati ho isliye nahi dikhate…….. (jut kidiing plz dont mind)

  11. deepak says:

    Where is kaminey man. He was the most entertaining of all. @acky you have no right to say whatever you said in baba ramdev joke. Nothing personal ok.:)

    1. acky says:

      Dear deepak i dind mean to hurt you. by the way i am sorry…..

  12. deepak says:

    Hi yukti kaisi ho bade dino bad comment kia hai yaha sab mere dost bn chuke hain kya tum bhi banna chahogi

  13. deepak says:

    Divya please reply to my older comments in baba ramdev joke

    1. divya says:

      deepak ji srry majhe aabhi tak pata nhi chala ki aap kis comment ka rply maang rhe ho

      1. divya says:

        deepak ji jo maine aapko ramdev ki jagha par rakha iss liye gussa ho to srry tum bhi na yaar choti choti baato par naraaz ho jaate ho

        1. JK says:

          Divya mujhse bhi naat karlo yaar………..

          1. divya says:

            hi JK hero kaise ho aap to comment hi nhi karte kya huaaaa aapko

        2. Mainak says:

          hiii divya will u b ma frnd in this site ……..

  14. pia says:

    main to sharif hi hu maine to bal hi socha tha

    good one

    1. Sameer says:

      Pia ji bal lambe lambe hote hain bade bade nahin.

      1. acky says:

        sameer thats the smart reply…..

    2. harry says:

      mam kahan ke bal samjhe they aapne

      1. divya says:

        harry yaar tumne bataya nhi ki tum vanky college ke ho ya nhi

  15. Jimmy says:

    admin bhai, aap ke comment kyun nahin hai??????

    1. divya says:

      Jimmy ji mai batati hu ki admin ka comment kyun nahin hai qki unko abhi tak ye joke samujh nhi aaya kyu admin ji sahi kaha na maine

      1. Mainak says:

        Hii… Divya will u b ma frnd in this siteeeeee……..plz…..

      2. Jimmy says:

        Wah Divya ji, kya masaledar baat boli aap ne. Sameer bhai ka to naak aur kaan se paani nikal raha hoga ha ha ha ha

  16. Dil Jani says:

    College wali Masalay dar !
    Office wali Narum Narum !
    Muhalay wali Namkeen !
    Ghar wali Garma garam !
    Ap kya samjhay?
    Mai to ROTI ki bat kar raha hoon :)

  17. shabnam says:

    Chalte hue sabhi girls ke boobs nahi hilte hai. kyoki sabhi ka size alag-2 hota hai isliye boobs galat hai iska ans hips hona chahiye. Kyon sameer sahi hai na ?

    1. admin says:

      But hips bade bade ladko ko kam pasand aate hai and ladkiya jogging kare fir to boobs hilte hi hai na

    2. ravi says:

      shabnam ji agr apke boobs chote h but tight h or apne bra nhi pehni to apke boobs to hilenge na try it.

    3. Ashique-a-shabnam says:

      Hiii Meri jaan tum wapas agayi ab tum jo jime aaye wo comment karna.ok.tum bindas achhi lagti ho naraz nahi.

  18. Hot boy says:

    Hi, shabnam tumhe apna kya dikhana zyada pasand hai

  19. Shikhan says:

    Hi, admin bhai tumne divya ko kabhi chalte hue dekha ha. Divya tum janti ho ki mujhe to tumhare bade 'bade hips pasnd ha. Me to kai bar tumse kah chuka hu. Lekin aisa nahi ha dosto divya k boobs bhi mast ha. Par divya tumne aaj tak mujhe bataya nahi ki tumhe mera kya pasand ha. Chalo is site k jariye sabko hi batado tumhe mera kya pasand ha. Ab bata bhi do na sharma kyo rahi ho. Sab apne hi to ha.

  20. Punit mumbai says:

    Pia aap jesa sochti hai kash mai b vesa soch pata.

  21. Vickyssss says:

    @Pia Itni Sharif kab se ho gai….mere samne to badi dadagiri dikhati hai …… hehehehhee….

  22. Dhaval says:

    i lik 34 size boobs

    1. riya says:

      size tay kr k rakh liya hai kya agar dusre size k mile to kya karoge

      1. acky says:

        Riya i guess tumhari size 34 to nahi hai…… Right ?????

        Waise bhi size should be according to personality.

        1. riya says:

          hey acky how come u know k mera size 34 nhi hai?????
          shocked u r right!!!!! waise mere meri personality ko soot krte hain

          1. acky says:

            Riya tuhare comment se guess kiya tha………????

            There is no perfect size it should be proportionate to body.

      2. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @riya,yaar agar Dhval ko dusre size ka mila

        to wo usse rakhi bhandhwa lega..

        1. riya says:

          may b yaar ayush. ha ha ha ha

      3. Ashique-a-shabnam says:

        Riya tum tantion mat lo agar tumhare boobs 34 hai to 1boob dhawal chusega aur dusra boob mai chusunga.
        Khush

        1. riya says:

          HEY Mr.ashique shabnam maine dhaval se pucha tha k wo kya karega

          aap k mizaaz to kuch zada hi rangeen lagte hain

  23. divya says:

    yaar SHABNAM Badshah Khan ka koi elaaz karo wo jab se aaye hai yahi bol rhe hai ki isme jitni ladkiyo k naam se id hai sab fake hai

  24. Ayushi says:

    Gud joke!

  25. Hot boy says:

    Ha shabnam boobs ki jagah bumps hona chahiye.i like your bupms.dikhao na plz

  26. Hot boy says:

    Divya apna mast boobs dikhao na plz

  27. balaji says:

    divya agar boy's ne aapna dekhana shuru kiya to tum kahi ki nahi rahogi

  28. Deepak says:

    Pagal hai kya divya main aisi choti baaton ko mind nahi karta. Main bilkul bhi naraz nahi hun or majak kr raha tha.

    By the way ladko mein dekhne ka boht kuch hota hai agar vo shirt utar de to. Par afsos ladkiya aisa kuch nahi kar sakti. Aur bhi boht cheeze hain dekhne wali par unke baare mein main yaha baat nahi karunga.

    Filhaal shirtless se kam chalao..

    1. divya says:

      yaar Deepak ladke bhi bas isi baat ko baar baar dohraate hai ki wo kahi bhi shirt utaar sakte hai ye kaam ladkiya bhi kar sakti hai par ghar ke aander

      yaar par jo ladkiya kar sakti hai wo ladke kabhi nhi kar sakte samjhe

      1. sagitmay says:

        Divya tumahare boobs kese hai?

  29. Kunnu says:

    admin bhai, mere comment kyun nahin hai??????

  30. Kunnu says:

    Admin ji Maine kuch jokes 9 nov ko post kiye the woh kyon nahi hai??????????

  31. FAIR says:

    divya kya tere o koi kaam nahi hai ja tere grand children k saath khel BUDHIYA

  32. Deepak says:

    Divya plz. Reply to my comments from bus me cheda khani joke.

  33. Deepak says:

    Pia would you like to be my friend.

    Shabnam and rajni please reply to my comments in baba ramdev joke

  34. Deepak says:

    Divya kya tumhe pata hai ek recent study kehti hai ki ladkiyan ladko se 56% jyada tharki aur sex karne ki bhookhi hoti hai.

    Ab tu khud hi itni samajhdar ho tumhe to pata hi hoga ki ladko me dekhne layak kya hota hai aur kya nahi……..

    1. minisha says:

      bilkul sahi kaha . girlz are more sex loving than boys.
      ye recent study nhi bahot purani research hai rishiyo k time ki

  35. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Boobs

    boobs

    boobs

    yaha par kis ladki k boobs sabse bade hain koi batayega

  36. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Divya dear apna size batao plz

    fir me tume apna size bataunga

  37. kapil dev the cute b says:

    naughty HOTTY muje tum sukhad ehsas kab karaogi

  38. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @divya,jaldi se kapil ko apna size bata do

    kyuki usne kacche baniyaan bechne ka dhandha

    suru kiya hai

    1. Ashique-a-shabnam says:

      Ayla, piyush to yaar sharifshane se mahashana ho gaya.

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        Aab dekh mera mahashanapanti kyuki aab mere andar ka ravan jaag chuka hai..

  39. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Piyush tuje chahiye to tu b bol

    tere liye gift pack kar deta hu

    1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @kapil,shubh kaam me deri kaisi…har mahine

      jocky ka full size wala gift rap karke bhez

      dena..

  40. kapil dev the cute b says:

    SHABNAM jo ladkiya bra nhi pehnti hain unke boobs bahut jyada hilte

    hain

    tumne SANIYA mirza

    ko

    tennis khelte huye dekha hoga

    uske boobs

    kis kadar hilte hain

    dekha hai

  41. Zad.mth says:

    Shabnam ka ansr sahi hai.chalti hui har ladki ke hips zarur hilte hain mere khayal se.

  42. Madhab says:

    divya please eak bar dikho na mujhe apna boobs maine aajtak kisi ka boobs nahi dekha hai.

  43. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi riya

    1. riya says:

      hiiiiiii

      puneet

  44. Ashique-a-shabnam says:

    Admin bhai,Jo shabnam bole wo sahi hai bos.

  45. Chandrakant says:

    ladke bhi bas isi baat ko baar baar dohraate hai ki wo kahi bhi shirt utaar sakte hai ye kaam ladkiya bhi kar sakti hai par ghar ke aander

    yaar par jo ladkiya kar sakti hai wo ladke kabhi nhi kar sakte samjhe

    Hello & Hi

    Divya

    Ans:- Ladke Bachha paida nahi kar sakte.

    1. Admin (Sameer) says:

      Hehehe Chandarkant thanks yaar batane ke liye nahi to hume to ye baat pata hi nahi thhi

  46. Chandrakant says:

    Kyon ji sahi jawab hai na bye

  47. raj says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiii

  48. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    gud1……

  49. abc says:

    hi every one

  50. Chandrakant says:

    Hi Sameer,
    Maine Diviya ke baat ka jawab diya tha unhone kaha tha ke jo ladkiyan kar saktin ho ladke nahi kar sakte to wo is baat ke alawa aur kya ho sakti hai.
    ok

  51. Chandrakant says:

    Hello Every buddy Good Morning, aap log koi bhi que. kar saktein hain. me uska aapko Correct ans. bataunga.
    ok
    bye every buddy

  52. Chandrakant says:

    Jindagi kisi ki aankhon me pyaar dekhne ka naam hai.
    Ya fir kisi ki aankhon me pyaar se dekhne ka naam hai.

  53. anna says:

    nahi bhai maine to bal ke bare me soch hi nahi mai to boobs hi samgh raha tha.

    1. raaj says:

      hiiiiiiiiiii could i be able to get chance to be answered of u dear??????so keep in touch

  54. raaj says:

    mujhe b join karo dear frnds.. mujh per bht hai tum sab ko sunane k liye>>> so answer me dear……

  55. vipin kumar agrahari says:

    waah jokes are very funny

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