Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?

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Ek Dost Ne Dusre Dost Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?

Dusra Dost: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga

Pahla Dost: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?

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1 Dost Ne Dusre Se Puchha: Oye Tune Kabi Kisi Aurat K Boobs Choose Hai? 2nd Dost: Nhi. 1st: To Fir Tu Apne Bap Ke Tatte Chus K Bada Hua Hai

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119 Comments

  1. imran_snake says:

    hehehehe hahahaha muhahahahaha . oii cha gaya bande kya baat hai ajj zaroor tuney petrol piya hai bhai maan gaya .ajj tera din hai panga accha nahi .peace heheheheheh.

  2. shivam says:

    oye yaar admin kabhi toh comment ka reply kiya kar.mere pichle dukaandar waale joke ka ans toh de de.

  3. sanjeev says:

    fantastic joke

  4. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Nice one admin. Hey divya tumne bataya nahi ki kya tum bank me kaam karti ho? Agar haan to kis bank me, tell me everythng becoz i also work in bank. Hi panchi and rashi dear. H r u both? Come soon baby.

  5. maureenzoom says:

    ooooo goood hehehehehe kitna usne apne papa ky balls choosey.aur lund piya .omg..such a guy

  6. Panchhi says:

    Ooohh!! Ha ha ha ha ha achha hai pr thoda ganda v hai….

    1. Ratan says:

      Doondthe ho nonveg gali gali aur jab samne ayaa tho veg banjathi ho… Wat do u say.. Panchhi

      1. Panchhi says:

        Hey ratan yaar mere point f vew se muje dirty laga so keh diya agar koi joke acha lgta hai to tarif v kr leti hu….

    2. volcano says:

      @Panchhi..ganda hai.kaise

  7. Rashii says:

    Dirty joke……..!

    1. Ratan says:

      Yes rashii ur ryt.. Aaj tum dull lagrahi hi, wats the matter

  8. Anshul says:

    admin ji kya baat hai . ye jokes kaha se late ho. lagta sab patrol ki den hai.

    1. Admin says:

      Anshul esi koi baat nahi hai yaar… tum logo ka pyar hai kahi na kahi se mill hi jaate hai yaar
      akhit tum logo ko hasaba bhi to hai

  9. Anshul says:

    hi divya ji where are u.

    1. divya says:

      Anshul mai yahu yaar

      1. Anshul says:

        divya ji aap ke comments nahi aaye koi problam ho gayi kya.

      2. prince says:

        aur mein yaha hu

    2. Shweta says:

      Can we make frnd

      1. Anshul says:

        yas shweta . ham sab friends hai. kya tum is site par new ho. yadi answer yas hai to walcome to ( by all friends)

      2. santosh says:

        hi i am santosh

        i want tomake friendship with u

  10. Mausam says:

    wow very nice answer, good joke.

    1. Ratan says:

      Lagta hi mausam ko ye joke bahut pasand ayaa, kyun?

  11. Shweta says:

    Mast h yar

  12. Shweta says:

    Hi every one m new here

    1. volcano says:

      welcome shewta

  13. Anshul says:

    hii shweta kesi ho.

  14. Shweta says:

    Hi admin ji.how r u

  15. simran says:

    gud

  16. Shweta says:

    Muje koi rply q ni krta.admin why

    1. Vivek says:

      Hi Shweta.

      Happy Birthday Divya

  17. shallu says:

    anshul bhai manish ke papa ki tabiyat thik nahi thi unhone bataya nahi ki unke papa ki tabiyat kaise hai. Aap kaha rehte ho or kya karte ho.

    1. Panchhi says:

      Hi shallu how r u?

    2. Ratan says:

      Shallu bhai hw r u? Mere question ka answer hi… BALL TAMPERING.

  18. harpreet says:

    very nice

  19. shallu says:

    joke ke baare mai kuch nahi kahunga jaisa maine expect kiya tha vaisa nahi nikla.sry….

  20. Shweta says:

    Nice joke admin brother

  21. anjali says:

    nice…joke……..

  22. anjali says:

    hye manish,kapil,panchii,varun,admin,spicy,rashii

    raavan…..nd all my frndssssss where r u???????

    i miss uuuuuuuuuuu allllllllll……..

    1. Ratan says:

      Hi anjali hw r u.. Welcome back, u dont know me, but i use to read ur coments regularly.. But jabse mai aaya tum lapata thi.. Y so?

    2. Panchhi says:

      Hey anjali me tume yad kr rhi hu na.,kaisi ho u?

    3. varun says:

      anjali mai yaha dilhi me hoo

  23. anjali says:

    hyeee manishhhhhhhh.

    ab tumhare daddy kaise h dear……….

  24. anjali says:

    ab koi mujhe yadd ni krta……….lgta h sb bhul gye ho mujhe……..

  25. anjali says:

    hyeeeeeeeeee Raavannnnnnnn kaha ho yarr lgta h lnkaaaa me vapisss chle gye ho………

    1. volcano says:

      @sub bhul gaye,tum sub ko bhul jao….naye dost bana lo….start frm me..

      1. anjali says:

        hyeeeeeeeee volcano………
        v r frndsssssssss yarrrrrrrrrrr………
        hw r u dear??????????/

  26. Vivek says:

    Another good joke.

  27. Shweta says:

    Hi anshul

    1. Panchhi says:

      Hi shweta welcome baka

  28. imran_snake says:

    oii mummy abey bhai ajj tumahara hi din hai petrol bhi lagta hai boosters wala piya hai ..panga na le bhai .peace..hehehehehe

  29. Vivek says:

    @Admin: I have read some comments on yesterday's jokes that are vulgar. And its a non veg joke site so Why do the comments require moderation?

  30. Raj Bindaas says:

    how dirty

    1. Panchhi says:

      RAVAAN kaha ho yaar miss u lot

  31. Shweta says:

    Admin mere comment show q ni ho rhe yar pls btao muje pls

    1. Ratan says:

      Hey swetha tum divya , panchii, rashii ya anjali se dosti karlo.. U vl enjoy a lot, kya sense of humour hi inka.

      1. Panchhi says:

        Ratan diku how r u?

    2. Anshul says:

      shweta ji aap kaha rahti ho. plz aur aap kya karti ho.

  32. DAKSH says:

    gud joke yar..

    hey shalu, divya kaise ho ap sb..?

    love u all…

    1. Panchhi says:

      Hey daksh tune muje yaad ni kiya yaar …ab yaad kr lena vrna me ro dungi haaan

  33. Shweta says:

    Admin koi muje rply q ni krta pls tel me pls.atleast tum he rply krdo na

    1. Admin says:

      Hi Shweta how are you dear…

      1. Shweta says:

        Hi admin m fine nd u

  34. divya says:

    srry my all frnds wo lua hai na aaj mera birththa na to mai aapne frnds ke saat birth day celebrate kar rahi thi issliye mera koi comments nhi aaya

    1. Ratan says:

      Wow gr8.. Happy returnds dear..enjoy yaar, muje treat chahiye..

    2. Panchhi says:

      Hey divi tune btaya ni aj tera b'day hai? Happy b'day sweety

    3. Anshul says:

      happy brith day divya ji . kesa bana aap ka brith day, aap ki age kya ho gayi hai.

    4. Madhab says:

      Hello divya jee

  35. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Mera comment post karo admin bhai plz. Hi shweta welcome to the site

    1. Panchhi says:

      Hi rajesh how r u dear?

  36. Vivek says:

    Hi shweta. Happy bday divya

  37. Anshul says:

    oye yaaro koi to comments do bhai. yaha khamoshi acchi nahi lagti. oye irfan tune thinar pee liya kya . tumne bataya nahi. bhagwan tume tadp se mukti nahi de . or kahe ye le 2 ghut or peele thinar .phali baar kisi ko tadapte huye dekh raha hu. dont mind

  38. Anshul says:

    admin sir plz aap muje manish ka mobail nambar de dijuye muje usse baat karni hai.

    1. Admin says:

      Konse manish ka.. jiske dad admint thhe agar uski baat kar rahe ho to vo us post mein hai abhi bhi lelo

  39. arush says:

    mazaa nahi aaya yaarrrr…..

  40. arush says:

    hii@sweta…welcome on this nonveg site…..

  41. Rashii says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY divya ji

  42. Rashii says:

    U r ryt Ratan ji aj meri presentation t or meri presentation jyda achi nhi gayi, isliye mood thoda sa off hai. Ap kaise ho?

  43. arush says:

    hii@rashii.. kahi vo watch tumhare haath to nahi lag gayi,,nazar naha aa rahi ho yaar

  44. aditya says:

    happy birthday divya

  45. harpreet says:

    gud joke

  46. simran says:

    kya joke hai yaar

  47. Rashii says:

    Hi shweta ji kaisi ho ap? Hru rajesh ji, Mausam ji, ratan ji n all

  48. Anshul says:

    thanks adimn ji muje pata nahi tha ki vo nambar uska hai. mane apne paas feed karliya hai. maiusse baat kar luga. thanks again .

  49. Rashii says:

    Hi anjali ji kaisi ho ap, kaha thi, koi cmt q nhi kiye aapne. Acha hua ap aa gayi

  50. Madhab says:

    kaisy ho Mis. divya kabhi kabhar apne old friends ko bhi yad kar liya karo.

  51. nik says:

    hi everybody..

  52. arush says:

    hii..fnds…arz kiya hai..

    milna bachharna sab kismat ka khel hai

    kahin nafrat to kahin dilo ka mail hai

    bik jata hai har rishta duniya me

    sirf dosti hi yahaa notfr sale hai….gn

  53. shallu says:

    hi shweta welcome frnd

    Hey frnds hru

    Divya ji many many happy retuns of the day. divya ji ye ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤(candy) apke liye kuch metha ho jaye.

    1. Neelam Chandra says:

      Hi shallu this hows you?

  54. shallu says:

    hi daksh i m fine frnds' mera mann nahi kar raha is site se bye kehne ka.

  55. shallu says:

    adminji, ratanji, anjaliji, panchhiji, anshulji, divyaji, daksh ji, swetaji, arushji, imran n spicy ji gud night frnd's …kuchi kuchi kuchi kuchi frnd' bye swt dream.

  56. DAKSH says:

    o my shona, kbi ni rona..

    smjhi pagal panchhi…

    tu meri jaan hai pagal, tujhe kaise bhul jaunga..

    happy bday divay darling..May u live longer.

    May ur hapinez bcms a circle.

    May ur sorrows disapear,

    May God bless U wid love n care.

    Happy b'day…

    1. Panchhi says:

      Oh thanx daksh jaan nw i m feel gud…

  57. DAKSH says:

    hello shweta, welcum 2 bkrc*o*i adda…

    make frnds, hv fun n njoy..

    luv ya.

  58. DAKSH says:

    hello shweta, welcum 2 bkrc*o*i adda…

    make frnds, hv fun n njoy..

    luv ya..

    luv u all d chicks.

    namaste admin bhai..

    1. Shweta says:

      Hi daksh.how r u.nd gud mrng

  59. shallu says:

    admin ji ek joke submit kar raha hu plz admin ji isae jarur post karna

  60. sohal says:

    this joke very bad for all person ,because mom is mom .not like that you say .me from China .

  61. imran_snake says:

    hmmmmm belated happy birthday divya. many happy returns of the day.

  62. imran_snake says:

    good morning evrybody kaise ho yaaro including admin.

  63. imran_snake says:

    DIVYA BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.aur sara nahi khana sab ko dena . hehehhehe.

  64. imran_snake says:

    this 1 is for u all .Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.

  65. Shweta says:

    Hi anshul.m panipat m rehti hu.or b.com final m hu

    1. Admin says:

      Shwwta ji main yakin nahi kar paa rha ki duniya itni choti hai. Hamare aas pass se bade sare log hai. I m from karnal. Happy to see u araound yar

  66. Shweta says:

    Hi anshul tum muje rply q ni krte yar

    1. kumar says:

      mai to kab se replay de raha hu tum hi rcv nahi kar rahi

  67. Shweta says:

    Hi rashi m fyn nd u

  68. Shweta says:

    Koi muje ans q ni deta.m ja rai hu yha se.admin ap b ni krte rply

  69. DAKSH says:

    qa hua shweta madam, aise kaha chli ruth k..

    gm 2 evry1.
    helo shallu..
    gm panchhi..

    aj mere sbse close frnd ka bday hai, so aj party me jane wala hu..
    koi mera dance partnr bnna chahega, waise mai kafi acha dance kr leta hu, n i had also won several prizes in skul, colg & in district level..

  70. imran_snake says:

    shweta ab app rply karna . app kaisi hai . aur app bhi kou joke paot kar de jaldi sy zaroori nahi ki non veg ho veg bhi chalega. zayad nahi tou thoda dheere dheere chalega. hehehehhe.

  71. shallu says:

    hi anshul kya apne manish bhai ko phn. Kiya tha kya plz rply

  72. Pratap Singh says:

    Good Joke ADMIN"""…….chodudas ke dohe likh raha hu sab padkar maze lena………KAL CHODO SO AJ CHOD,AJ CHODE SO AB,BIBI TO CHUDTI RAHEGI,PADOSAN CHODEGA KAB,AISI LADKI CHODUYO LUND KA APA KHOYE,AURON SE CHUDI NA HOYE,BIBI WO HI HOYE,BADA HUA TO KYA HUA MERA LUND HUZUR,HUMNE BHI TO LADKIYON SE MAZE LIYE BHARPUR,KARAT KARAT CHUDAI SE LUND HOT BALWAN,CHUT ME AWAT JAAT SE LUND BAN JAVE MAHAN,KUNWARI KALI NA CHODIYE CHUD KE KARE GHAMAND,CHUDI-CHUDAI CHODIYE JO LAPAK KE LEVE LUND ……………..GIRL'S SAWDHAN TUMHARI LENE AB ME PURE MUD ME A GAYA HU…….hahahahahahahahaha

  73. Pankaj says:

    nice one admin

  74. shallu says:

    hi neelam i m fine where r u frm. Are u newer ?

  75. Pankaj says:

    helloooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    how r u frnds

  76. Raja_Hyd says:

    accha tha..

  77. Amar Nagi says:

    Abey salo yeh suno

    ek to tum etrati bahoot ho,

    pyaar karey tumsay to

    sharmati bahoot hao,

    dil karta hai tere gand maar do,

    par suna hai tum chillati bahoot ho.

  78. shobhit sharma says:

    bahut maza aa gaya ye jokes sunkar dosto

    i am new in your zone,Please make me your friend

  79. ganesh says:

    kya tum abhi bhi chooste hoon

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