Kitab Aur Taange Kholne Se Pahle Kya Karna Chahiye?

Golden Words By Swami Lunnacharya

Kitab Aur Taange Kholne Se Pahle Ungli Par Thook Lagani Chahiye.

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Golden Words By Swami Lunnacharya. Kitab Or Tange Kholne Se Pehle Ungli Par Thook Lgani Chahiye.

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  1. ZidaN says:

    Ravi bhai daro mat, dar ke aage jeet hai,
    lekin ek advice de ra hu dil se mohabbat mat karo, verna apni life ke
    kuch aise pal kuch aise saal kharab hojayenge jo vapis laut ke nahi aate.

    aur vaise bhi dar kyu lagra, b frank hoke rehna thoda care karo usko bas.

  2. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    Poem by a girl :Main aayi shehar me logo ne mujhe ghoora,.Bra khol mera doodh pee gaye poora,…. Ramu chacha aaye or mera daam bol diya,Kuch kahu uske pehle mera nada kholdiya, .Unki harkat bahut acchi thi,Agle hi pal unke hath me meri kacchi thi,.Bed pe chaadar rang birangi thi,Kuch hi palo me main poori nangi thi,.Unke paas na i-pill na nirodh tha,Mere man me bas isi baat ka virodh tha,.Main darti rahi aur karti rahi,Chudne se pehle jitna khil khila rahi thi,Bed pe utna hi mai chilla rahi thi,.Lund unka meri chut ki waadiyo me kho gaya,.Ab niche dekhiye aapka bhi khada hogaya

  3. Divya Diva says:

    lady- time kya hua h? Kabadwala- ooo bra panties ji. Lady- matharchod maine time pucha h. Kabadwala- time hi to bataya h. Lady- maa ki chut to 12.f5 b to bol sakta tha.

  4. deleted says:

    शरारत न होती सिकायत न होती,
    नयनों मे किसी के नज़ाकत न होती ।
    न होती बेकरारी न होते हम कभी तन्हा,
    हंसी खुशी से गुजरता जिंदगी का हर लम्हा।
    न होती ये ख्वाब की दुनिया न ही होते ये सपने,
    न होता कोई दुश्मन यहाँ, सब होते यहा अपने।
    किसी को तमन्ना न होती किसी के चाहत की,
    हर कोई जीवन बिताता सुकून और राहत की।
    ना होती ये ज़ुल्फों की छाया ना ये खुशबू फूलों की,
    बिन भेद भाव रहते सब कोई ना करता बात वसूलों की।
    जो न होती मोहब्बत ये आँसू न होते ,
    दिल भी न खोता आज तन्हा न रोता,
    मजनू सी अपनी ये हालत न होती,
    काश दुनिया मे ये कमबख्त मोहब्बत न होती।

  5. Divya Diva says:

    grl- aj mat dalo. Boy-kyo? Grl- bahanchod matharchod kal tum dal k so gaye, betichod bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani b niklta raha. Ye eye drop bekar h matharchod.

  6. deleted says:

    तेरे बिना कैसे मेरी गुज़रेंगी ये रातें,
    तन्हाई का गम कैसे सहेंगी ये रातें,

    बहोत लंबी है ये घड़ियाँ इंतेज़ार की,
    करवट बदल-बदल कर कटेंगी ये रातें,

    तेरी यादें है बसी ज़मीन से आसमान तक,
    देख कर हसीन चाँद रोएंगी ये रातें,

    बस जाना तुम आँखों में खवाब बन कर,
    तो शायद ज़रा सा संभलेंगी ये रातें,

    भुला ना पाओगे तुम मेरी मोहब्बत को कभी,
    आवाज़ दे कर रोज़ तुझे बुलाएँगी ये रातें

  7. Divya Diva says:

    preet n apni gand p tattoo banvaya SHERA DI GADDI. Santa n jb ye dekha to gusse m akar us tattoo wale k pas gaya or apna lund nikal k usko bola. Santa- bhanchod ab is p likh SHERA .

  8. deleted says:

    A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said,
    “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.”

    She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.”

    He thanked her and continued playing golf.

    Later, he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.
    “I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost; can you please tell me what hole I’m on.”

    She told him, “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 14; you are on 13.”

    Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.

    When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking, he asked her what she did for a living.

    “I’m in sales,” she said.

    He replied, “No kidding; so am I.”

    “What do you sell?” She responded that it was too embarrassing to tell; but after he kept pleading to know what she sold, she finally said that she would tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.

    She said, “I sell sanitary napkins.”

    He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said, “You promised you wouldn’t laugh”.

    He replied (still with tears in his eyes), “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper….. I’m still one Hole behind you.”

  9. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Mujhay udaas dekh kar Zidan Bhai ne ye sawaal kiya,,,
    ,,,
    Wo kaun hai jis ne tera ye haal kiya,,,
    ,,,
    Maine kaha mohabbat hai jo meri un ke saath hai,,,
    ,,,
    Wohi nahi saath mere bus itni si baat hai…

  10. deleted says:

    good shers Ravi tyagi…….

    meri morning good ho gyi tumhare sher padh kar ……

    frnds mein Filmfare awards dekh kar so Gya tha 12:00am par.

    Good morning to all friends

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