Kitab Aur Taange Kholne Se Pahle Kya Karna Chahiye?

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Kitab Aur Taange Kholne Se Pahle Ungli Par Thook Lagani Chahiye.

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49 Comments

  1. ZidaN says:

    Ravi bhai daro mat, dar ke aage jeet hai,
    lekin ek advice de ra hu dil se mohabbat mat karo, verna apni life ke
    kuch aise pal kuch aise saal kharab hojayenge jo vapis laut ke nahi aate.

    aur vaise bhi dar kyu lagra, b frank hoke rehna thoda care karo usko bas.

    1. ρяιуα says:

      m fine tum kaise ho ??
      aur ye ravi ko gyaan kyu de rhe ho ??

      1. ZidaN says:

        Main 5n Priya g, aap bahut bzy hogai kya site pe kam aati ho,

        or Ravi ko gyaan nahi dera hu, main itna gyaani nahi hu priya g, main to angutha chap hu.

      2. ρяιуα says:

        ok ji ok..
        me to aati hoon but hota nhi to wapis chle jaati hoon :P

      3. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Kaun Nahi Hota….?

    2. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Sahi Keh Rahe Ho Zidan Bro… But Wo Mujhe Bhaav Tak Nahi Deti… Kabhi Kabhi Lagta Hai Mere Hath Me “P”yaar Ki Lakeer Hi Nahi Hai…

  2. lalitmangla says:

    Are kahan ho doston

    1. ZidaN says:

      aare Lallu bhai kaisi kaisi batein kerte ho, sab dost Duniya me he hai abhi tak.

  3. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    Poem by a girl :Main aayi shehar me logo ne mujhe ghoora,.Bra khol mera doodh pee gaye poora,…. Ramu chacha aaye or mera daam bol diya,Kuch kahu uske pehle mera nada kholdiya, .Unki harkat bahut acchi thi,Agle hi pal unke hath me meri kacchi thi,.Bed pe chaadar rang birangi thi,Kuch hi palo me main poori nangi thi,.Unke paas na i-pill na nirodh tha,Mere man me bas isi baat ka virodh tha,.Main darti rahi aur karti rahi,Chudne se pehle jitna khil khila rahi thi,Bed pe utna hi mai chilla rahi thi,.Lund unka meri chut ki waadiyo me kho gaya,.Ab niche dekhiye aapka bhi khada hogaya

    1. deleted says:

      hahaha HPS bro

    2. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Hahahahahahaha Hehehehehehehehe Hohohohoohohohoh Hihihihihihihih Great Poem Hps Bro Hansi Ruk Hi Nhi Rahi Hai….

  4. Divya Diva says:

    lady- time kya hua h? Kabadwala- ooo bra panties ji. Lady- matharchod maine time pucha h. Kabadwala- time hi to bataya h. Lady- maa ki chut to 12.f5 b to bol sakta tha.

    1. Nilesh -{{ N¡£€$H }} says:

      dosto, inka joke kisko kisko samjh aaya?

      1. Divya Diva says:

        sirf tumhe

      2. ZidaN says:

        Nilesh bhai aap samjh gaye na bas, hame bhi samjha do.

    2. dinesh says:

      Sahi bata hai

  5. deleted says:

    शरारत न होती सिकायत न होती,
    नयनों मे किसी के नज़ाकत न होती ।
    न होती बेकरारी न होते हम कभी तन्हा,
    हंसी खुशी से गुजरता जिंदगी का हर लम्हा।
    न होती ये ख्वाब की दुनिया न ही होते ये सपने,
    न होता कोई दुश्मन यहाँ, सब होते यहा अपने।
    किसी को तमन्ना न होती किसी के चाहत की,
    हर कोई जीवन बिताता सुकून और राहत की।
    ना होती ये ज़ुल्फों की छाया ना ये खुशबू फूलों की,
    बिन भेद भाव रहते सब कोई ना करता बात वसूलों की।
    जो न होती मोहब्बत ये आँसू न होते ,
    दिल भी न खोता आज तन्हा न रोता,
    मजनू सी अपनी ये हालत न होती,
    काश दुनिया मे ये कमबख्त मोहब्बत न होती।

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Jabardast Gazals Del Bro… Great

  6. Divya Diva says:

    grl- aj mat dalo. Boy-kyo? Grl- bahanchod matharchod kal tum dal k so gaye, betichod bahut dard hua, main puri raat maslti rahi or pani b niklta raha. Ye eye drop bekar h matharchod.

  7. deleted says:

    तेरे बिना कैसे मेरी गुज़रेंगी ये रातें,
    तन्हाई का गम कैसे सहेंगी ये रातें,

    बहोत लंबी है ये घड़ियाँ इंतेज़ार की,
    करवट बदल-बदल कर कटेंगी ये रातें,

    तेरी यादें है बसी ज़मीन से आसमान तक,
    देख कर हसीन चाँद रोएंगी ये रातें,

    बस जाना तुम आँखों में खवाब बन कर,
    तो शायद ज़रा सा संभलेंगी ये रातें,

    भुला ना पाओगे तुम मेरी मोहब्बत को कभी,
    आवाज़ दे कर रोज़ तुझे बुलाएँगी ये रातें

    1. Ρяιуα says:

      Sachiiiii
      :P

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Muchiiii….

      2. dinesh says:

        SacHII

  8. Divya Diva says:

    preet n apni gand p tattoo banvaya SHERA DI GADDI. Santa n jb ye dekha to gusse m akar us tattoo wale k pas gaya or apna lund nikal k usko bola. Santa- bhanchod ab is p likh SHERA .

  9. Divya Diva says:

    a cow said to her milkman politely. Bas karo na, ghar par biwi ni h kya.

  10. Divya Diva says:

    mere jok post karo admin. Sameer mere jok b post karo na.

  11. deleted says:

    aaj koi nahi aaya raat ko……ravi….zidan….priya…..nilesh…..roz to aate ho aaj gayab..???

    1. Ρяιуα says:

      Aaj aap late night yaha????????

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Vaise Aap Bhi Itni Late Night Yahaan…?

      2. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Kaisi Ho Priya Ji………….?

    2. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Aa Gaya Bade Bhai…. Vaise Kamaal Ke Gazals Hai Aapke… Great Bro

  12. deleted says:

    A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said,
    “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.”

    She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.”

    He thanked her and continued playing golf.

    Later, he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.
    “I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost; can you please tell me what hole I’m on.”

    She told him, “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 14; you are on 13.”

    Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.

    When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking, he asked her what she did for a living.

    “I’m in sales,” she said.

    He replied, “No kidding; so am I.”

    “What do you sell?” She responded that it was too embarrassing to tell; but after he kept pleading to know what she sold, she finally said that she would tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.

    She said, “I sell sanitary napkins.”

    He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said, “You promised you wouldn’t laugh”.

    He replied (still with tears in his eyes), “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper….. I’m still one Hole behind you.”

    1. ZidaN says:

      Gud one DEl bro

  13. ZidaN says:

    Ravi kiya bade kamine insaan ho,
    hum bhi apko yaad kare hume to kuch nahi bole aap, or kaisi ho priya haan

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Are Mere Zidan Bhai Aap To Jigri Dost Ho Hamare Aapko Kaise Yaad Nahi Karenge.. Aur Batao Aaj Itni Raat Tak Jaag Rahe Ho… Tabiyat To Theek Hai Na…

  14. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Ham Log Ko Bula Kar Del Bro So Gaye….

  15. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Zidan Bhai So Gaye Kya….? Kahaan Ho…..

  16. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Wo ajnabi tha to roz milta tha,,,
    ,,,
    Jub se use apna hone ka yaqeen hua hai,,,
    ,,,
    ,,,
    Usne milna hi chhod diya….

  17. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Mujhay udaas dekh kar Zidan Bhai ne ye sawaal kiya,,,
    ,,,
    Wo kaun hai jis ne tera ye haal kiya,,,
    ,,,
    Maine kaha mohabbat hai jo meri un ke saath hai,,,
    ,,,
    Wohi nahi saath mere bus itni si baat hai…

    1. deleted says:

      tujhe tera P yaar zaroor mile …ye dua h meri

  18. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Mere Kandhe Pe Sar Rakh Ker…
    Us Ne Pucha Ke Kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone
    doge…?
    .
    Maine Hanste Howe Kaha- Jab Tak Log Mujhe
    Kandhon Pe Na Uthayen….

    1. Sujeet says:

      Mast shers hai aapke Ravi bro kaise ho aap ? Hand to sahi ho gaya na…?
      Nonveg-

      ‘jab tak tumhare tango ko apne kandho pe na rakh lu’

  19. ZidaN says:

    nahi bhai zara mail check ker ra tha

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Good Night Dear Bro…. Subah Office Jana Hai….

  20. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Jub Koi Toot K Bikharta tha
    To Hum Usey Sameta Kerte the
    !
    !
    !
    !
    Aaj Khud Hain
    Reza
    Reza
    To Koi Poochta bhi Nahi. . . . .!!!

  21. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Wo janta tha us ki hansi mujhe pasand hai
    “DOST” …!!
    Us ne jab bhi Dard diya muskurate huwe
    diya ..!

  22. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Good Night Frnds…

  23. deleted says:

    good shers Ravi tyagi…….

    meri morning good ho gyi tumhare sher padh kar ……

    frnds mein Filmfare awards dekh kar so Gya tha 12:00am par.

    Good morning to all friends

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Thanxx Del Bro…. Main Bhi Filmfare Dekh Rha Tha…
      Good Morning Bro

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