Kitne Tharki Log Hai Yaar

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Aap Logo Ne Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Bich Mein Bahut Si Tharki Baate Suni Hogi, Par In Dono Ne To Hadd Hi Paar Kar Di. Aap Padoge To Aapka Bhi Khada Ho Jayega
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Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Bich Mein Suni Gayi Kuch Gandi Baatein

Boy: “Please Karne Do Na

Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo

Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na

Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo

Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho

Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega

Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur

Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi

Boy: “Please Yaar,  Thora Aur Karne Do Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga

Hindi Version

लड़के और लड़की के बीच में सुनी गयी कुछ बाते

लड़का: "प्लीज करने दो ना"

लड़की: "नहीं अब बस करो"

लड़का: "प्लीज थोड़ा सा और करने दो ना"

लड़की: "कब से तो कर रहे हो, अब बस करो"

लड़का: "बस थोड़ा सा और करूँगा, तुम सही से खोल कर रखो"

लड़की: "जल्दी करो कोई देख लेगा"

लड़का: "कुछ नहीं होता बस 5 मिनट्स और"

लड़की: "बस बहुत हो गया अब नहीं करने दूँगी"

लड़का: "प्लीज यार, थोड़ा और करने दो वरना में परीक्षा में फ़ैल हो जाऊँगा"

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20 Comments

  1. *Dhiraj* says:

    ha haa ha ha..lol.

    isliye ladke fail hote hain aur ladkia pass

  2. navya says:

    bahot acha joke h

    1. Jay says:

      Hi Navya ji, kaisi hai Aap ????

  3. *Dhiraj* says:

    kitni mushkil se dil se comment karta hoon..aur yeh jay..ka baccha khud to copy paste karke kanha se shariya utha lata hai…koi kadra nahi dil k jajbato ki..aur mujhe buri aatma kahta hai..aise bhi insaan hote hain dharti pe aaj pata chala…

    jay tum apne profile pic mein ek jhakass glass pehno..mast lagoge..

    1. Jay says:

      Sweetheart, kal maine teri pic. dekhi.
      Yaar bahut hi khoobsurt pic. hai :P
      Yaar teri to Aankho me “SHARAFAT”
      Chaal me “NAJAKAT”, Dil me “SACHCHAI” aur
      Chehre me “SAFAI”
      Ab samajh me Aaya keeeeeee__________
      Kyu har ek LADKI tumko bole “BHAI” :D

      1. Jay says:

        Admin bhai maine ye jo Dhiraj ko comments kiya hai, Abhi tak Aapne esko Approve Kyu nahi kiya ?????

  4. Jay says:

    hehehehehehe……………Admin tu hum boys ke “L” ko khada kartey-kartey last Line me Apni “G” dikha hi diya :P ……….hahahahahaha.

    1. Anuj says:

      kyo jay tune sabse pehle dikha tha apna G aur admin ka L apne muh mai le liya tha ;)

      1. Jay says:

        @ Anuj beta dekh raha hun, Mai tujhe kuch nahi bol raha hun toh tu utna hi jyada mere ko ungali kiye ja raha hai. Ek baat dhyan rakhiyo es baar jab mai teri “G” marna shuru kar diya naaaaaaa
        Toh Aisi marunga ki Tujhe TATTI karne ki Noubat hi nahi Aayegi. Jaisa tu KHANA khayega waisa hi Teri GAND se wo Bahar nikal Jaayega :D

        Mai ye comments gusse me nahi kar raha hun aur na hi tujhko samjha raha hun.
        Bro. ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna ki kisi ko agar ungali kar rahe ho to 1 bar, 2 bar, 3 bar……Bash……..Agar Agla kuch na bole to shant ho jana chahiye. Nahi to Aage kya hoga Uska Andaza Aap kabhi sapne me bahi nahi lagaya hoga…….So bro…..tc.

  5. Anuj says:

    hehehehehehe

  6. Rashii says:

    Acha hain hehehehehehehehe
    Sameer ji ko humara gusse wala namaskaar
    dhiraj ji sahi kaha aapne hum dil se cmt karte hain aur jay dear dusro ki shyari copy paste kr dete hain hehehehe apni original shyari sb se chupa kr rakhte hain:-(
    jay dear dubai wich kya kr rahe thae tusi, aur humse kyu naraj ho ap, humne aisa kya kr diya?
    Wanted ji hum apke cmt ka wait kr rahe hain, jaldi aayiega n jaldi cmt dijiyega :)
    kapil ji ap ro rahe thae ya has rahe thae ‘huhuhuhuhuhehehehe’ kya hain ye?:-D
    anuj ji ap bhi to cmt nhi krte hume
    lovely sis kaha ho ap sb?
    Pankaj ji ram ram
    anshul ji namastey
    and all frnds ko rashii ka namaskaar:)

    1. Jay says:

      Rashii dear, Jaankar bhi itna Anjaan mat baniye ke hum Q Naraz honge ???
      Khair choriye us baat ko aur ye bataye ki Aapke saheli ki Shadi kaisi rahi aur Aapke Shaheki ke Shahela kaise rahe :P
      Aapko pasand aaye ki nahi ?
      Dear hum friday ko Dubai shopping karne, ghumne aur masti karne gaye thhe.

      1. Jay says:

        Rashii dear,
        Aapse ek Request hai.
        Plz. na mat karna…..
        Jaise hum Aapko kartey hai,
        Waise hi Aap bhi hume kiya karey.
        Humare karne se shayad Aap Khush nahi,
        Lekin Aap ke karne se hume khushi milegi.
        Hum Aapko Daily 2-3 bar kartey hai.
        Aap Hafte me hi 1-2 din hi kar diya karey.
        .
        .
        .
        Aap kya sochne lagi ???
        .
        .
        .
        Koi baat nahi..
        Aap tens mat Lijiye.
        Koi Jabardasti nahi hai.
        Jaisi Aapki Marzi.
        .
        .
        Dear Agar Aapko Accha nahi lagta hai to mana kar dijiye.
        Hum bhi Aapko nahi kiya karenge Dusarey ki Shayari copy aur Paste :D

      2. Rashii says:

        Jay dear ap kya keh rahe ho hume bilkul bhi nhi aa rha, aur ap naraj kyu ho kripya btayiega.
        Shadi mast rahi humari dost kafi pyari lg rahi thi n un k hubby bhi kafi ache hain, shadi me kafi mja aaya.
        Ap ab btayie hum kya nhi krte aur hume kya krna chaiye?
        Dubai vich masti hmm

    2. pankaj says:

      ram ram ji ram ram………..

  7. *Dhiraj* says:

    when i was sitting in my room on my bed…u knocked the door and entered inside…u gave a wink at me…and u waked the spark inside me…by looking at u my sleeping bitch aroused..and little spark turns into wast flamming fire..that time u look me like a beasty dog..and looks as though u want to devour me..and too em u…ur beasty dog get on me..to lick me to fuck me..to taste the ecstacy..of my flesh..u smooched as never u did it before..u made me hotter n hotter..as i felt this would never go off..ur hot wet lips genrated elctricty in me..u speed up my heartbeat.my breath..n my bitch wuant2 take u whole inside me..just want 2 lick u ur whole flesh..coz ur my tounges dripper..ur my dog and m ur bitch..

  8. kapil the cute boy says:

    @rashi ji apki bahut yaad aati hai isliye ro leta hu kabhi kabhi…..

  9. rakhi says:

    hello frenz hw r u all missing you a lot .@…admin kaise hai aap.@….sameer aur kya haal chaal hai aapke .aapki joru panchhi kahaan hai aajkal.divya ‘rashi ji’and all the girls of the sites aap sabhji ko mera namsste .k bye all of you .t c

    1. Admin says:

      bhadiya ji aap apni sunaye :)

  10. Addy says:

    hehehehehe..

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