Kitni Nadaan Hai Ye Aajkal Ki Ladki

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Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Choti Umar Ki Ek Ladki Fasa Li, Aur Ek Din Uske Bholepan Ko Dekh Ke Ek Sher Likh Dala

Nadaan Hai Itni Wo Ke Kuch Samajhti Hi Nahi, Chodumal

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Seene Se Lipat Ke Puchti Hai, Ye Niche Se Kya Chubh Raha Hai?

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Nadaan Hai Itni Wo Ke Kuch Samjhti Hi Nhi Chodumal, Seene Se Lipat K Puchti H, Ye Niche Se Kya Chubh Rha H?

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106 Comments

  1. aby...! says:

    hiiiiiii friends ……good evning….!!

    @Dhiraj dear….kya baat hai…aaj kal kafi emotional lag rahe ho…???? BTW ek sawal hai ….iam sure aapke pass answer honga..

    @deepak bro. MICCHA MI DUKKADAM ……sorry its late..:(….aur kaise hai aap?

    @lalitmangla ji …..kya chal raha hai..??kal hiking ke liye gaya tha to nahi aa paya….
    nd ek baar aur bata do aap ka photo dukan ke saath hai hai baniyaan me?????

    @Deleted ji aapne konsa tab liya tha????? and bhai missing your shayri …:(

    @Ravi bro mai aa gaya ……:)….first of all tumhara interviwe… kisa tha??? how are you bro nd ??? mast shayri post ki hai…. mai kal aap ke yaha se hi gaya tha ….!!! saan pada se…:):

    @priya ji …..what’s going on….:)??? aap aur sabhi ladkiyo ke liye kuch post kar raha hu check it…..!!:

    @Navya kaha ho…??? kal boriwali se hi ja raha. tha..(shi ji …aap teacher ho?????

    @Nitesh bro…nice shayri bro…..!h r u??

    @devender bro aap ka raat wala diloge ….hehehehe ….btw …good evning
    ..
    ——-+++++nd DOSTO Maine mere comment ke niche “√” or “x” shuru kiya hai: just for aap logo ko kaisa laga iss liye so plzz give response —–++++++
    to it….

    baki sab friends ……

    alok bro,prince bro,HPS bro,ajuj bro,Vijay bro…..nd all aap log kaha gayab ho????

    1. deleted says:

      tab is v9c by zte…..marketed by reliance……

      subhah to post kia h sher…check that one in last joke cmts…..

      anuj tujhe mareega…tune spelling mistake kar di h uske name mein…..

      Lalit to pahle hi warnings de chuka h …..

      1. aby...! says:

        kya karu deleted ji mai ye jaan bujhkar nahi karta aapko pata hai ANDROID kyebord …kaisa hai. ……
        Nd uski price kya thi????

    2. Deepak says:

      Kya baat h..Dear…!!!

      Micchami dukkadam….hath jod kr “khamt khamna”

      m fyn..dil khush kr diya tumne…

      1. aby...! says:

        thankxxx deepak bhai …..ye mere dost ne bataya tha…..! aapka festival tha kuch din pahle how was it ???and kya aap bata sakte hai ye din kya hota hai????

      2. Deepak says:

        Dear, is din ko khama yachna parv kaha jata h…hum jain logo ka sb se bada fstivl…is din se pahle 9 days tk paryushaan parv chalta h..to in 9 day me hum business ya job ko jaha tk ho sake chodd kr dhrm dyan krte h..n…pravachan sun te h..or upwas krte h…hamare upwas me pure din kuch nh khaya jata…
        N last day…sb se khama yachna krte h…or ye khama yachna duniya k hr insan ya prani se ki jati h..jis ko hum ne jane ya anjane me koi takleef pahuchai ho…

    3. aby...! says:

      ohhh accha ab samjh aaya bro…thanxx ….

  2. aby...! says:

    This is for girls on our site …..:)

    “A beautiful woman uses her lips for
    truth, her voice for kindness, her ears
    for compassion, her hands for charity
    her heart for love. For those that
    don’t like her…she uses prayer.”

    Yes then reply me with this √ if not agree then” x”

  3. aby...! says:

    “I’m not looking for someone who has

    everything, but someone who has time

    to spend with me more than anything…

    ×××××if you also then rply with “√”…:)×××××

  4. aby...! says:

    Success hugs you in private…:)
    And failure always slaps you in the public:(

    ….by =aby

    if you think same then rply with “√” if don’t then with “×”

  5. deleted says:

    admin cmts k sher ko joke bna diya…..hmmmm

    1. aby...! says:

      hmmmm aisa hi lag raha hai..!

    2. aby...! says:

      Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hai
      kuch pal sath rahne ke baad dur chale jate
      hai

      sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke
      baad
      log barish ko bhul jate hai…'(….

  6. deleted says:

    admin facebook nahi dekhi abhi kya….

  7. aby...! says:

    Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke..
    Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke..

    Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe..
    To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad
    Karke…

    1. deleted says:

      Dard Se Hum Ab Khelna Seekh Gaye,
      Hum Bawafai Ke Saath Jeena Seekh Gaye,
      Kya Batayein Kis Kadar Dil Toota Hai Mera,
      Maut Se Pehle, Kafan Oadh Ker Sona Seekh
      Gaye.

      1. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

        Abe delet vo qafan nahi ha vo to kammbal ha jise maine pichli sardi ko maine birthday ko gift kiya tha:-D

  8. deleted says:

    Lalit Mangla ji i searched u on facebook….it was so easy…..17 sept ko 3:45 pm par baniyan wali foto upload ki h ……

    Waheguru ji ki bhi pic uploaded h profile pics mein……

    1. aby...! says:

      kya aapne lalitmangla ji ko req bheji hai???

    2. lalitmangla says:

      Tumne sahi kaha

    3. lalitmangla says:

      Tumne req kyon nahi bheji

  9. deleted says:

    Aaj bhi unki nazron mein raaz wohi tha,
    Chehra wohi tha chehre ka libaas wohi tha,
    Kaise keh dun ki bewafa hain wo,
    Aaj bhi unke dekhne ka andaaz wohi tha.

    1. aby...! says:

      awesome ….

  10. aby...! says:

    finally deepak bro and lalitmangla ji ko dhund liya … dono jaldi se request accept Karo….aap logo ke liye khas account banaya hai…:)

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Kya baat hai aby mujhe dhund hi liya vaise piyush (nilesh) bhi mujhse jud chuka hai

      1. aby...! says:

        haan lalitmangla ji aapko dhund hi liya hmne….:) !!!!

  11. CHHORA says:

    Dosto aaj hamare village me chitra lekha ji aayi! क्या आपने 11:00 baje se 3:00 baje tak aastha channel dekha tha! answer all boys!

  12. CHHORA says:

    admin ji please mere comments ko modurate mat kiya karo kyoki time bahut lagta he post hone me ok! and hamare village me भागवत् कथा ka vachan ho raha he isliye roj 11:00 am se 3:00 pm tak aastha channel dekha karo! bhagawan aapko सद्बुद्धि dega!

  13. lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  14. Navya says:

    Aby tum teacher kise bole mere papa ko bole kya actuly clerk h sbi me

  15. Navya says:

    Agr muje dhund rahe ho to tamnna tiwari k nam se search kro

    1. aby...! says:

      profile pic kya hai aapki?????

      and chat kerne available hongi tum raat ko 9 ya 10 baje??? yaha nonveg par????

  16. aby...! says:

    @Ravi bro, @dhiraj dear,,,,@priyaaaa ji, ,,@nitesh bro. kaha gayab ho yaar….????

  17. Nitesh says:

    gud jokes….!
    @deleted jee wahi to kar raha hoon..! waise paper saare easy hi aate hai..! fikar not.! :-)
    @aby bro i m fine u say…?
    @ravi bhai sukriya..!
    @admin bhai teri problem solve ho gayi..?
    @deepak bro… @dhiraj ji @lalitmanga ji @prince bro @jay bhai @hps bro aap sab kiase ho..?

    1. aby...! says:

      aapki. umar lambi hai bhai aapko yaad kiya aur aap aa gaye iam fine bro kaha the aap???

    2. lalitmangla says:

      Nitesh naam sahi likho

  18. aby...! says:

    must read

    A cute story

    There was a girl who was playing in the
    park, when she
    saw a picture in the bush.
    Since that day, she kept it.
    find it, but seen nothing until she got
    married.
    Her hubsand asked her who is the little boy
    in your wallet.
    She anwsered my first love.
    He then smiled and said I lost this picture

    when i was 9 years old. . ……

  19. Nitesh says:

    Barfi Review:
    Real life story of every married couple

    Mute Husband
    Mad Wife !!!

    1. aby...! says:

      aapne dekhi ??? kaisi Lagi??

    2. Nitesh says:

      @aby yaar xams chal rahe hai..! bas..! aur haan movie awesome hai..!
      ranbir nd priyanka kya kahu…. yaar just amazing….!

      1. aby...! says:

        ok bro no problem …concentrat on your exam bro ….nd best of luck ..

  20. aby...! says:

    #@@@####@@@@@######@@@@@

    1 aadmi apni BV K 7 ja raha tha rastay mein
    usay 1 Dost mila
    jisay hatkari lagi hui thi aur police ne pakra
    huwa tha.
    Aadmi:
    kya huwa?
    Dost:
    … mainay apni BV ko maar diya.
    Aadmi:
    kitni sazaji:
    6 haftay.
    Admi: sirf 6 haftay!
    Us ne ye suna aur police walay ki gun se
    apni BV ko maar diya.
    Dost:
    abay ye kya! Pori baat tou sunta,
    mujhay 6 haftay mein phansi ho jaye gi.

  21. Nitesh says:

    maine kaha tum khwab ho mera…
    usne kaha khwab pure huye hai kabhi…

    maine kaha tum jaan ho…
    usne kaha jaan bhi kabhi hamesha rahi paas…

    maine kaha tum dhadkan ho…
    usne kaha dhkan ko to ruk jana hi padta hai…

    maine kaha tumhi meri khushi ho…
    usne kaha khushi to ek din dukh hi deti hai…

    maine kaha tum me kadwahat kio hai…
    usne kaha sach kadwa hi hota hai…

  22. Nitesh says:

    har raat tumhe bhoolne ki kasam kha ke sota hu…
    magar kaise bhulunga ye soch kar sari rat rota hu…

    tumhari baate tumhari yaade tumhare wo sab wade…
    ye sab yaad kar ke mai mahfil me bhi tanha hi hota hu…

    majburiya thi tumko ye maan liya maine…
    magar kaise manau dil ko isi soch me mai gumsum sa rahta hu…

    mai janta hu apne gum ko dil me dbana jaan le lega meri….
    magar tu kahi badnam na hojaye isi liye apna hal-e-dil kisi se na kahta hu…

    1. aby...! says:

      excellent ….

  23. Nitesh says:

    Mujhe mashahoori mili tere pyar se…
    Jeet naseeb hui mujhe apni haar se…

    Main agar tujhse dhokha khata nhi…
    To ye shayri ka hunar mujhe aata nhi…

    Main kaise tera shukriya adda karu…
    Mujhe shorat mili teri durkar se…

    Na main tootata tere hatho agar…
    Dard kya hai ye kaise janta main…

    Tu na apna bana kar chhodti mujhe…
    To saaye bhi praye ho jata hai ye kaise manta main…

    Teri mahfil me hokar zalil hi maine apni kadar mahsoos ki…
    mujhe zakham khane ki adat hui teri hi fatkar se…

    mujhe mashahoori mili tere pyar se…! <3

  24. Nitesh says:

    Meri neend ka rishta bhi bada ajeeb hai mujhse…

    Ye mahbooba ki tarah rooth jati hai…

    jab main kisi aur ko yaad karta hu…

    1. aby...! says:

      your right ….hehehe ..

  25. Nitesh says:

    Haal puchha hai unhone mera to jawab likh raha hu…

    Dard me raat bhar jagta hu…
    Teri yaado ke saye se bhagta hu..

    Baki main thik hu…

    Aansuo ki katar aankho se tootti nahi…
    Intzaar hai maut ka magar saanse hai ke mujhse ruthti nhi…

    Baki main thik hu…

    Mahfilo me bhi aalam tanhayi ka rahta hai…
    Har koi aaj kal mujhe pagla aashiq kahta hai…

    Sahta hu din raat teri judayi ka gum…
    Tu fikar mat kar bilkul thik hai hum…

    1. aby...! says:

      Mat bana Rishte Is jahaan Mai..
      Badaa Hee Mushkil isey Nibhaana
      Hoga..

      Ek Taraf Siskati Huyi aankhe Hogi..
      Dusri Taraf Hasta Hua Zamaana
      Hoga..

  26. aby...! says:

    3.Every night we go to bed, without any
    assurance of being alive the next

    Morning but still we set the alarms in
    our watch to wake up… that’s hope….!!

  27. Nitesh says:

    mita do duriya ye ke ab tum mere hojao…
    chhodo parvah duniya ki ke ab tum mere ho jao…

    koi shikayat main tumhe khud se kabhi aane na dunga…
    tumhe khud se dur main kabhi jane na dunga…

    tumhare waste apne dil me ek ashiyana bnaunga…
    tumhari zindagi ko jana khushio se sjaunga…

    ke abto kardo izhar apni mohabat ka…
    ke chhudha kar hath sab se mere pas chale aao…

    ke ab tum mere ho jao…

    tumhari har sahi baat ko mai zaroor manunga…
    aur karogi galti to tumhe khoob dantunga…

    magar kabhi ansu tumhari ankho me aane na dunga…
    meri kisi baat ka bura tumhare dil ko kabhi mnane na dunga…

    ke ab mat karao aur intzar tum gale jag jao…
    chhod kar fikar sab ki ke ab tum mere ho jao…!

  28. aby...! says:

    koi apna kaheta hai koyi begana
    kaheta!!

    mohtaj ho jate hai jab koi deewana
    kaheta hai!!

    ek dilkash nigah ki talash karte hai!!
    jis din na mile, dusri ko talash karte
    hai!! hahahaha lolzzz :D…..!

  29. aby...! says:

    Udaas hai dil aur aankho mai Nami
    hai..jaise rutha hai Aasma aur

    Khamosh ye jameen hai..hume dard
    dene ki Koi to vajah bata do..Naaraj

    ho hum se ya hum me Koi kami
    hai…..'(….'(…'(…!!

  30. deleted says:

    Lalit ji ….mein fb par fb ke frnds rakhta hun……yahan par fb se jyada khul k baat hoti h……wahan par to bas likes hi hote h …..

    1. aby...! says:

      then deleted ji aapne kya socha??

  31. Nitesh says:

    thanxxx a ton @aby…!

    1. aby...! says:

      bas kya bhai….!!

  32. Dhiraj(hidden magical beauty) says:

    @aby….kya puchna chahte ho puccho but ans batane ka right mera hoga ok!!
    mein emotional nhi hoon!!…
    @nitesh..yaad krne k liye shukriya!!
    @Deepak ji,.. jo lines tumne peeche joke mein likhi thi…pata nhi khan se mili but jisne bhi likhi……… uske liye meri taraf ..lots of love to him… kaash kbhi uss ladke se meri mulaqat ho jae :) ..anywez yanha bhi sab ek se badhkr ek hain!!
    @ravi bro,..yaad krne k liye shukriya!!

    hey bhagwan jald se meri zindagi mein koi aisa ladka aae jo…tune mere palle chhoda hai.!! :)
    hey shiv bhagwaan kripa krein :) ..

    ” om namah: shivay ”
    :)
    aby no suspense!!

    1. aby...! says:

      ladkiya ladko ko purpose kyu nahi karti? and jab ladka purpose karne ke baad to jyaada emotional wohi hoti hai….!….btw h r u??? kaha the subha se….;)

      1. Dhiraj(hidden magical beauty) says:

        @aby,..i m not GIRL but i know everything about girl emotionally and everything….sometimes..not everytime..i said sometimes when i m in romantic mood i feel like an awesome beautiful mindblowing girl from inside..agr ladki hota to ladko ki har din ghar mein ghantiya ya etc etc hota rhta…by the way boy mein bhi log mujhe ghurte hain…jise mein ignore kr deta hoon..lets come to your point…har ladki ek mindset ek culture ek family background aur ek nature ki nhi hoti…ladkia bhi behtar ladke ki talaash krti hain jo uske vicharo ka ho..aur uski umeedo pe khra utre…aur hr ladki emotional shyad nhi hogi…but pyaar mein log dono side se emotional ho jaate hain…ladki by heart bilkul difrent hoti hai ladko se emotionally nd mentally…isliye emotional ho jaati hain..ek aur baat ladkio ko jab tak ladko jitna haq nhi milta..tab tak ladkia ladko ko propose nhi krengi…aur bhi kai reasons hai..tum samjhte hoge!!…agr mein physically ladki hota to shayad aur accha batata…wase ladkio ko itna hona chahiye ki woh bhi ladko ko propose kre but aankhein kholkar…sahi ladke ko….india mein aur kai desho mein aaj bhi ladkio ko dusre darje ki tarah treat kia jaata hai…ladkia pehle human hai aur baad mein ladki..but carefull rehna chahiye pyaar etc etc jaise cheezo mein..mujhe samajh nhi aata…ladki sandal nikalne ki himmat rkhti hain..propose krne ki kyun nhi.. :) by the ek benifit hai mujhe mein raat k 12baje akele ghr se bahr tahal sakta hoon ladki nhi :) hhahaha !!!
        bye tc!

  33. Navya says:

    India me the wo

    1. aby...! says:

      kon tha????…….and profile pic konsi hai???

    2. aby...! says:

      how did you find me???? :)

  34. NAsheDi says:

    Waah waah chodumal saab ji kya shayari likhi hai apne maan gaye apko waise is site pe bahut se shayar hai pr u r the best!!!!!

  35. deleted says:

    admin saale jawab nahi deta mere cmts ka……koi baat nahi….beta….tue k baad dekhta hun…..

    26 sept ko mera birthday h…..us din call karunga tujhe office se….

    sabhi dost meri taraf se party kar le and bill bhej de mujhe…..cheers…

  36. aby...! says:

    GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS ……..:D…!!

    @Dhiraj dear aap to kafi intelligenet ho !!…
    aap karte kya ho…?? and GOOD NIGHT …

    Deeapk bro
    lalitmangla ji
    Ravi bro (kaha gayab ho?)
    Priya ji (aap bhi gayab?)
    Navya- rply to do na…:(
    deleted ji
    Nitesh bro
    and all friends who is missing ……

    GOOD NIGHT……..!!

    1. Dhiraj(hidden magical beauty) says:

      @aby i m not intelligenet!! right m intelligent!!
      ……………………………………………………………………………………
      good!! //\\//y8sss friendsss!!
      :mrgreen: :oops: :cool: :idea: :arrow: :shock: :evil: :cry: :lol: :) :P
      :!: :? :?: :roll: :| ;) !! :o :D

      1. aby...! says:

        aapka pura name…..Dhiraj varma??? :)

  37. Dhiraj(~speed king~) says:

    :oops: **************good night :idea: friends************* :oops:

  38. Priya says:

    hello friends…

    *::*Wishing*::*
    *:::*U*:::*
    *::::*Happiest*::::*
    *::*Sweetest*::*
    >|:::*&*:::|<
    *::::*Lovely*:::*
    *:::*GOOD*:::*
    *….*morning*…*

  39. deleted says:

    gud mrng frnds

  40. deleted says:

    admin aaj ka joke ….,,?????

  41. lalitmangla says:

    Hai doston kya ho raha hai

  42. lalitmangla says:

    Admin joke kahan hai

  43. deleted says:

    joke kahan h admin……

    and ur facebook name sameer virk h ya samir virk…….

  44. lalitmangla says:

    Kahan gaye sabhi

  45. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Hii…. Frnds kaise ho sabhi?

  46. CHHORA says:

    admin ji mere comment modurate mat kiya karo please….

  47. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Admin bro aaj ke jokes kahan hai?

  48. yogi says:

    baba ji mujhe aapse baat karni way2heart site ke baare me mujhe apni id do

  49. Nitesh says:

    @bahi aaj ka joke nhai daala kya…?

  50. deleted says:

    aaj admin gayab..,………

    bhonsdi ka zaroor kisi problem mein hoga……….

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Abe itna gussa kyon ho raha hai vese admin pagal hai wo khushiyan to sheyar karega per problem sheyar nahi karega wo samjhata hai hum sirf uski khusi ke sathi hain problem main uska sath nahi denge

      1. Admin says:

        bachha aisa kuch nahi hai.. actually main apen PC pe nahi beth paya sara din jidhar jokes pade hai. and koi joke aisa nahi tha jo main mobile se dal sakta isliye.. and shayad kal ka din b khali jaye :'(

    2. Priya says:

      ohh hehehehe itna gussa :P

  51. deleted says:

    aaj khali din gya…,……nitesh tu hi dal de joke…….

    Lalit ji aapki age to kam lagti h fb par……

  52. deleted says:

    piyush mauriya ji,……….kya khatarnak pic lga rakhi h fb par …..aag wali skull……

    Lalit ji …….fb par bahut girls aapki friend list mein h …bahut khub…..

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Yaar unme se kuch to apne reletive hain itne friends ka kya fayda jab koi online hi na mile

  53. Nitesh says:

    Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
    Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
    Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
    Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!

  54. Nitesh says:

    Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho:

    JAWAB MERI BAAT KA

    Deti ho to khada ho jata hai:

    ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA

    Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo:

    BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA…! ;-P

  55. Nitesh says:

    A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an *****ion.

    Doctor: Are you married?

    Patient: No.

    Doctor: Do you masturbate?

    Patient: No.

    Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes?

    Patient: No.

    Doctor: Do you have girlfriends?

    Patient: No.

    Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega?

  56. Nitesh says:

    what is tragidy of film Sholay??
    ek to Thakur ki Biwi mar gai thi aur uper se Gabber ne us ke dono hath kaat diye the..!

  57. Nitesh says:

    Thought of the day:- School ki ghanti ya ladki, dono mein se kisi ko bhi bajayoge, to ander se bachche hi niklenge.

  58. Nitesh says:

    Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team antakshari khelne k liye bani-
    Girls: Hum tumko haraakar dikhayenge…..
    Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

  59. Nitesh says:

    Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch kaise aai,
    Lady: I was fucked in doggy style. Doctor: Don’t u know any other styles?
    Lady: I know, but my dog doesn’t….!!!

  60. Nitesh says:

    Kya tum chhote bade ho sakte ho.?
    Muh se pani aur malai nikal sakte ho.?
    .
    Nahi na…

    .

    .

    Dost, sirf shakal Laude jaisi hone se kuch nahi hota….! :-P

  61. Nitesh says:

    Ladki aur SMS me kya similarity hai?
    ?
    ??
    ???
    ??
    ?
    ??
    ???
    ??
    ?
    Jab tak uper se niche tak pura dekh na lo chain hi nahi aata…!

  62. Nitesh says:

    Que:- what is confidence?
    ans- once 10 boys decide to purpose a girl,
    9 boys came with rose and 1 with CONDOM..!
    That’s the confidence.

  63. Nitesh says:

    NEW ADD OF JAAGO GRAHAK JAAGO..!
    Agar koi admi Randi ko chodte chodte so jaye to Randi use kya kahegi?


    socho


    socho


    …..
    Jago Grahak Jago!

  64. deleted says:

    wah nitesh wah…..aaj ka kota poora kar diya…..

  65. deleted says:

    All new series of Rajnikanth:
    Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the
    bullet`s funeral!
    Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan ‘via
    Bluetooth’!
    When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk
    classes!
    Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a
    compass!
    Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
    Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
    The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s
    signature!!!
    When God watched Robot, he said, “Oh my
    Rajnikanth!”
    Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at
    his house!!
    Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and
    Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
    Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously
    he came first, but Einstein died watching that
    since Light came second!!
    Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside”
    Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice
    cubes..
    Rajnikant runs until treadmill gets tired..
    In the back cover of “WORLD RECORD BOOKS” it’s
    written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed
    names are second in place..
    Rajnikant added face book as his friend..
    Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC…and
    computer needed lifeline to choose the
    questions..
    Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff. languages..
    If rajni’s PC hangs..it’s time for next Windows
    release by Microsoft.
    Latest…..
    Rajni can send WHATSAPP and BBM from a
    PCO…. Yenna RASCALA..

  66. Nitesh says:

    aaj desh ka bacha bigad raha hai
    Bhai bhai se lad raha hai
    Ladka zabardasti ladki par chad raha hai,,
    Itna kuch ho raha hai aur tu ‘lawda’ msg padh raha hai…!

  67. Nitesh says:

    Soch samajh k jawab do…
    agar raat ko aap k saath bed pe 1 side nude ladki ho
    aur dusri side 1 gay ho
    to aap kiski taraf muh karke soyenge?

    Faisla apka Gaand aapki.

  68. deleted says:

    All new series of Rajnikanth:
    Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the
    bullet`s funeral!
    Rajnikanth killed a terrorist ‘via
    Bluetooth’!
    When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk
    classes!
    Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a
    compass!
    Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
    Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
    The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s
    signature!!!
    When God watched Robot, he said, “Oh my
    Rajnikanth!”
    Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at
    his house!!
    Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and
    Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
    Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously
    he came first, but Einstein died watching that
    since Light came second!!
    Intel’s new ad: “Rajnikanth Inside”
    Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice
    cubes..
    Rajnikant runs until treadmill gets tired..
    In the back cover of “WORLD RECORD BOOKS” it’s
    written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed
    names are second in place..
    Rajnikant added face book as his friend..
    Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC…and
    computer needed lifeline to choose the
    questions..
    Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff. languages..
    If rajni’s PC hangs..it’s time for next Windows
    release by Microsoft.
    Latest…..
    Rajni can send WHATSAPP and BBM from a
    PCO…. Yenna RASCALA..

  69. Nitesh says:

    Depressed? Headphones on, volume up
    fuck the damn world ..!

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