Kitni Pyari Panty Hai

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Sali Apne Jija Se Boli: “Jiju Meri Faraq Ke Niche Dekhein Kitni Pyari Panty Hai

Jija Ne Jhuk Ke Dekha Aur Shock Se Bola: “Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo

Sali: “Ha ha Ha April Fool, Jiju

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Sali 2 Jija: Meri Fraq K Nechay Dekhe Kitni Pyari Panty Hai..
Jija Dekh Ke Bola: Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo..
Sali: Ha Ha Ha April Fool Jiju

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113 Comments

  1. Maddy says:

    Chutiya jiju, thok dena tha sali ko wahi pe..

  2. nagesh says:

    decide kijiye bara fool kaun hai, jija ya saali

  3. nagesh says:

    kahan ho riya darling, ye tumhara hi to experience tha, mere sath aisi galti mat karna, warna mai vaginal anal oral boobal handle sab kar dunga

  4. Tarun says:

    Ye Sali Apne Jija Ka Fool nahi

    Apni Chut Ka Gobhi Ka Fool Banwana Chahati Hai

    1. admin says:

      Tarun, April fool to bahana hai asal mein jije ko fool kah rahi hai. jo ek ishara na samajh saka. main hota to usko lamba lita kar sex karke fir kahta. pehle underwear to pehan lo

  5. ms says:

    KASH MUJHE V TAMI OR RIYA AISE HE APRIL FOOL BANATE.

  6. Pk says:

    Aisi sali sabko milni chahiye.

  7. Lundbaaz says:

    Sali ka boor phad de madarchod!

  8. Tami says:

    Sala jiju!!;) kutta kahi ka. Biwi ko chaddi pehne nai deta aur sali chaddi pehne ye bardasht nai.

  9. Roshanregenerate says:

    Sali sexy thi

  10. yogesh says:

    na na ungli se karte karte haath daal deta fir khata 1st april chutiya

  11. Sumit singh says:

    Leta ke thok deta aur fir jiju kahta aprilfool to thik hota, are chudwane ke bahane he april ka intjar kar rahi thi sali,par jiju ko samjh nahi aya..

  12. rash says:

    aisi saliya ho to raat me bivi chidan n din me sali chodan, wah life ho to aisi ;),

    girls kaha ho tum log? hum yaha lund leke khade he tumhari raah me

  13. nagesh says:

    tami tere chaddi me chhed hai, yakin nahi to chek kar le

  14. shweta says:

    koi to mera gila panty ko nikalo

    jaldi se tera mota sakht lund mere chut mein daalo

  15. shweta says:

    mere gol gol tarbooze chooso

    aur mein tera lund mere boobs ke beechme daal kar

    tujko janat dikhaongi

  16. shweta says:

    tera lund mere moo mein daalo aur tera danda gole dono zor se choosengi

    hamesha ke liye ek muth marne ka waja delaongi

  17. ankit singh says:

    mai hota to frok bhi utar deta sali ki fir khoob chodta jo wo chahti thi

  18. taekchand says:

    sabki gaa?d jal gai. jija ke saaloo wo chutkula thaa

  19. Pk says:

    Aisa april fool to saal me 365 din aana chahiye.

    Hi girls where r u? Make me april fool.

  20. nagesh says:

    Shweta darling tumhare invitation ka kisi pe koi asar nahi ho raha hai, itni hi bekrar ho to apna cell no. direct comment me dal do…..

  21. Rinu says:

    Bakwas joke

  22. nagesh says:

    rinu koi teri painty nahi dekh raha hai kya???

  23. Rinu says:

    Haan jai tera baap har roz dekhta hai

    nikhalta bhi hai

    aur uska lund badi zor se dalta meri chut mein

  24. rash says:

    shweta aaja mujse chudwa le… teri vhut me apna lund dalne k lie taiyar hu

  25. Sameer says:

    Bad joke. . Joke ka matlab ye nahi ki kuch bhi likh do. Aur ye jo shweta hai, she is not girl. Definitely this is boy.

  26. shweta says:

    bhar mein jao sameer

  27. jani says:

    Dikh nahein rahi chooke dekhne de sali ji kehte hoe choot ko sehlata aur keht are yeh tu badi piyari hai le mein choom leta hoon aur choomte choomte bolta le abd mera underwear dekh iss mein kitna piyara janwar hai .hahaha

    jani

  28. Tarun says:

    Sweeta Darling,

    Hi, I like your comments, lagta hai bahut paysi ho

    lund ke liye..kabhi moqka do, Tumhari Chut ki payas

    ko pura kar dunga…tumhara…Tarun

  29. Asif says:

    Kash mjse b koi april fool karti if any one hve make me as april fool

  30. sikha says:

    are tarun bada betab lag raha he lund dalne ke liye aja meri chut me dal bahut maja ayega

  31. yogesh says:

    swata khwavi pulav hi pakati rahogi ya hakikat me bhi karogi mera dekhkar darr jaogi jan

  32. chanda says:

    asif mai yujhe april fool banati hoon

  33. nagesh says:

    sikha randy hai, iska rate bahut kam hai

  34. Pk says:

    Sikha n sweta, jyada chudna chahti ho to contact to PK & if u r boys then contact to each other

    or

    ek dusre ki gand maar lena

  35. Gajendra.. naam to s says:

    Bosdi walo sab swati ki choot ke peeche kyon pade ho,gb road chale jao bosdio ke

  36. rash says:

    sikha tuje me chodu kya? chod chod ke teri bhosdi fad du kya ;-P

  37. Varunthedon says:

    Hi all sexy girls i m new in india

  38. RDX says:

    any girl who is intrested in such.. May contact…u find here watever u want, fully secrecy wil be maintain………
    Use mind a little

    1. admin says:

      RDX We Have Mind. So dont try to put ur number again or something

  39. rahul says:

    sikha main tumhe chodna chahata hu

  40. lilly says:

    sikha apna cell no dedo fir dono maje lenge

  41. Pk says:

    Chanda, teri chut me lund dalna hai. Kab dalu.

  42. deepak says:

    shweta or shikha apna contact no do

  43. Gajendra.. naam to s says:

    Choot choot & only choot chanda

  44. raj says:

    lilly mera cell no chahie

  45. Suresh says:

    Sweta ji ap ka no.coment kar do aaj hi

  46. yogesh says:

    kya chut lund ki bakwaas kar rhe ho sweta ki pyaas bhujao

  47. billu says:

    Sale Sab ke sab gandu hain.

  48. Sivani says:

    Yaar mere dal do lund

  49. Kapil says:

    koi mujhko bhi choot ke darshan kara do re..

  50. Akshay says:

    sex kitni achhi chij hoti hai yaar pagal bana deti hai aadmi ko

  51. Ria says:

    Meri chut ko choos ke usme apni lund daal do yaar maza ajaega fir mai tujhe heaven dikhaungi..

  52. rash says:

    ria aja me cho du tuje

  53. nagesh says:

    riya darling 11 july ke comment ka reply nahi kiya

  54. nagesh says:

    riya darling,

    yahan comments karne wale sare boys ke lund ek jhopde me;

    wo jhopda teri, teri systers,teri saheliyon ke bhosde me;

  55. anand says:

    ria maine kabhi heaven nahi dekha mujhe dikhaogi,

  56. meenu says:

    kapil,meri chut le lo,khuli pdi hai.

    1. Rohit says:

      hi

    2. Ravi says:

      Hi

  57. meenu says:

    kapil,meri chut le lo,khuli pdi hai..lund lao,jaldi aao.

    1. dk says:

      meenu nam ki ladki ko mai or merre dost ne jungale me ek sath me choda menu tum vee chodane doge kiya

  58. shruti says:

    wow nice joke ilike dis

    1. dk says:

      hi shuriti teri boobs ko jab mai chusungaa to tum garam ho gao gee uske bad mei tere boor ko chousunga chusane doge

  59. reet says:

    mai bhi taiyaar hoon chuswane ke liye koi aao na mujhe chodne ke liye

  60. raju says:

    apna address dedo.mai tumhare ghar hi aa jaunga

  61. rajesh says:

    hi ria

  62. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Aisi SAALI ko deni chahiye GAALi…..randi hai jo apni behan ke pati ko apni choot dikha rahi hai

    1. smart sanju says:

      Jab Bibi Na Kare to Yaad Aati Hai Saali

      Kiyu Ki Saali Hoti Hai Aadhi Gharwali

  63. shweta says:

    mera chut bhoot pyasa hai jaldi se koi bhi tera bada sakht lund dal isme

    1. smart sanju says:

      Itna Pyas Hai To Ek Bar De Kar Dekho

      Phir Zindagi Main Kisi Our Ka Pasand Nahi Ayega

  64. sanjib says:

    saali agle saal apni coochi dikhaegi

  65. yogesh says:

    kyo bhai ye savb kya ho raha koi choot ka pyasa hai koi lund ka yaar mujhe to in ladkiyo ki gaand marni hai koi ready hai

  66. fucker says:

    meenu bahut chudasi ho rahi hai mera lund le le dubra nahi chudvaygee

  67. fucker says:

    sweta mai dal doonga apna cell no. do

  68. Nishant says:

    Kyo girls choot mai bahut khujli ho rahi hai…. to mera lund le lo 8 inch ka hai mast chodunga.

  69. Nishant says:

    Agr jyada josh chadh jata hai to bur mai ungli karke mal gira le.

  70. Pk says:

    Shweta, itni pyasi hai to mera lund le le. Isse jyada sakht lund tujhe kahi nahi milega contect me asap.

  71. meenu says:

    ungali se kuch bnta to lund ki kbi jroort hi nhi pdti..muje to apne doggy k lund se bhi kuch nhi bnta ab.

    1. raj says:

      asaa bhi hota hai kiya ………………….?

  72. Rajiv says:

    yar riya mai hu na

  73. Rajiv says:

    meenu yar agar itni pyasi hai to mai hu na

  74. rajeev says:

    reet kaha aana hai chodne ke liye

  75. Manoj says:

    Mujhse chudwane k liye mujhse mile, adrss chiye kya?

  76. tajinder says:

    arey koi ladki humse bhi to chudwaye

  77. Bindas says:

    Bindas ka land bhi ajmalo chootwaliyo jindagi bhar bindas rahogi

  78. Raj says:

    Sali Ko chudaye ki jaldi hai sali garam hai sabhi log melkar chodo

  79. Moksha says:

    hiii guys..!!! saaloon badi jaldi hai choodne kii….toh chodo na shweta koo…saalli apna no..de tab manu main kii woh chootwane ke liye tyaar hai…saalli randi..!!!

  80. ajeet says:

    hi all

  81. Rakesh says:

    meenu lagta h tere liye haathi ke lund ka intjaam kerna pedega

  82. chaudhary says:

    meenu aapna cell no. de de, 9" lamba dunga

  83. meenu says:

    choudry,tere pas electronic lund hai kya,jo phone k ander aa k meri chudai kr dega..hahaha

  84. jiya says:

    jisy choot dekhni hia ..yaha aa jao

    1. Rahul says:

      aa to jaunga par ye to batao kahan

  85. Rakesh says:

    Moksha to aise keh rahi jaise khud to kabhi cudwati hi nahi h

  86. nagesh says:

    meenu dear apna no. de do hum apna lund ki photo tumhe sms kar denge jiska pasand ho use bula lena choice is your's

  87. meenu says:

    nagesh,phle tum apni maa ya bhn pr lund try karo agr woh khush ho gyi to muje bhi tera lund pasand aa jayega..hahaha

  88. joohn says:

    saali meenu apni chut ka asli maaza lana hai to no de…

  89. aditya sharma says:

    meenu aditya here what u want yaar if u dnt wana anything so y u here yaar ?

  90. DHIRAJ says:

    Saali aur kitno ko april phool bana chooki apne bhai behan ko bhi.

  91. faizy says:

    jia ji main tayyar hun batao kab aur khan dikhaodi.

  92. munish says:

    yaar meenu tum to kamal ki ladki ho par ho badi hard pics nahi is website pe ati hi na…

  93. nagesh says:

    meenu jab itna lund se irritate ho rahi to, bar-2 hai lund,hai lund kyon kahti ho, waise kya tumhara man apne bap-bhai ke lund se bhar gaya hai, jo is site ke sabhi lundon ko invite kar rahi ho????

  94. Prince says:

    Meenu kya tum sach me apne doggy se chudwati ho agar haan to mera sheru (doggy) jo abhi tak virgin hai use try karo bcoz mujhe bitch me intrest nahi

  95. Rosy says:

    Lucky jija… Ab sali ko v lucky bana do yaar

  96. Aditi says:

    Sali toh jeja pe hi chance mar rai hai,

  97. aarushi says:

    i like jiju saali joke…….

    1. smart sanju says:

      Meri saali bano aisa-2 jokes dikhaunga ki tum khus ho jaogi

    2. Jay says:

      hii, I like it too…reply me

  98. aa says:

    hi

  99. aa says:

    aisa hai lund to mere pass bhi hai chaiye kya???

  100. DHIRAJ says:

    @ravi,hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!..hehe tum purane jokes padd rahe ho..amazing..december fool mat banana…btw itnee chhoti hi! why…??..yanha swetha ji bhi hain kya baat hai..wah! wah!..ravi btw i lov ur hotness…kamina hot nahi balki jmc hai haha..jai madar*** hai haha..tc..btw main ja raha hoon choo….choo…main dub marne hahaha..urs ga*** sala..hahaha!..bye.

  101. cassanova says:

    All girls here are fake.. One who is interested to enjoy would never leave comments like this. All daring gals just drop your true cell. Number and then see how we boys satisfy you all at maximum.

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