Kunwari Ladki Ka Tharakpan

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Tod Kar Ye Sari Duniya Ke Bandhan Aur Asool,
Main Aaj Teri Baahon Mein Aana Chahti Hun

Bhul Ke Sharm Aaj Tere Badan Se Lipat Kar,
Apne Hoth Tere Hotho Se Milana Chahti Hun

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Utaar Ke Apne Makhmali Tan Se Saare Kapde,
Mein Aaj Tere Bister Ko Sajaana Chahti Hun.

Dikka Kar Tujhe Apni Chhati Ka Haseen Nazara,
Usey Aaaj Tere Hathon Se Dabwana Chahti Hun.

Aaj Apni Dono Taangon Ko Khol Kar Thoda Sa,
Tumhe Apni Sharm-Gah Dikhana Chahti Hun.

Meri Sharm-Gah Ko Sehlana Apni Zuban Se,
Iska Lutff Main Bhi Aaj Uthana Chahti Hun.

Mujhe Tum Bistar Pe Leja Kar Ragad Daalo,
Kyuki Aaj Mein Sirf Chudwana Chahti Hun

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62 Comments

  1. bheem says:

    good jokes

  2. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ jb etna chahti ho to der kyu, baba sexy daas g ke paas jaoo aur apni murad ko para kr lo !

    @ hi wanted bhai kaise ho aap ?

    @ aur kuch purane user nahi dikh rahe hai ! such as panchhi…, nd rashhi!

    1. shri.muthmar.ji says:

      Abe phyclog ye kaam-sutra baba saxydas ne hi to likha ha muth marte marte hehe ab hum logo ko v muth marwayege mera to ise padte hi khada ho gya

      1. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ dhanybaad muthmaar g , aisa lagta hai ki aapka naam-karan-sanskar kuch achhe time me huaa hai ! yaar maza aa gaya aapka naam padhkr !

    2. Jay says:

      PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) bro. Aap to khud dikhayi nahi dete hai, to aapko dusarey kaise dikhayi denge:P

      Aur sunaye aap kaise aur kaha etane dino busy thhe ???????

      1. Rashii says:

        Jay dear bilkul sahi kaha aapne

      2. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ hi jay bhai sorry ! wo main kati tym baad aaya aur aap sb ko nahi dekhaa to bs dhudhne ki kosis kiya !

        @ main kafi bimar chal raha thaa , so nahi aa paa raha thaa !

        @ aise aapka sathi biru nahi dikhata hai , kahi wo basanti………..

    3. Heartbeat says:

      Hlo bhai phyho-the-rapist kaise ho dear

  3. Dhiraj says:

    samajh aagaya….but biological true but not 4 me…sorry girls…espcially tharkis …

    gudmrng frends..

  4. Dhiraj says:

    Girls dont have any idea why boys likes them…so i favour girls..hehe!!…..

    -Dhiraj.

  5. Jay says:

    Hehehehe……Bahut khoob admin bhai…..Thanx…..

    Mai ab apne GF ko es shayari ko Aise Likh kar bhejunga_____________

    Tod karke Tere Ghar ke Khidaki Aur Darwaje,

    Main Aaj Raat ko tere Ghar Aana Chahta Hun.

    Bhul Ke Laaj aur Sharm Tujhe Aapni Baho me Bhar Kar,

    Apne Hoth Tere Hotho Se Milana Chahta Hun.

    Utaar Ke Tere Makhmali Tan Se Saare Kapde,

    Mein Aaj Tujhe Tere Bister Pe Sajaana Chahta Hun.

    Dikka Kar Tujhe Apne Mote Tagade Lund Ka Nazara,

    Usey Aaaj Tere Honthoo Se Chuswana Chahta Hun.

    Mere Lund ko Sehlana Tum Apni Zuban Se,

    Q k Chuswane ka Lutff Main Bhi Aaj Uthana Chahta Hun.

    Aaj Teri Dono Taangon Ko Khol Kar Thoda Sa,

    Usme Apna Kuttubminar Ghusana chahta Hun.

    Tumhe Bistar Pe Le ja Kar Ragad-Ragad tere Mammo ko.

    Aaj Mein Jee Bharke tujhe Chodna Chahta Hun…..

    1. Admin says:

      hehehe lagta hai tujhe ab dhiraj ka koi drr nahi raha jo openly esi harkate kar raha hai hahahaha

      1. Jay says:

        Yaar tu Dhiraj ka naam lekar mere Armaano par paani kyu pher deta hai……hehehe

  6. kamdev says:

    gudddddddd hain

  7. chand266 says:

    mast joke

  8. Jay says:

    @Dhiraj, Kabhi kishi se Dil Lagakar judayi mat karna, Es dost se kabhi Ruswayi mat karna.

    Jab dil ub jaye humse toh bata dena, Bina bataye bewfayi mat karna……..tc…my Sweetheart

  9. manish kmr says:

    are bhai ye joke nahi hai hawas ko badhawaa hai.kyun paani nikalte ho aisi baatein likhkar.

    1. Admin says:

      bhai jaan aapne sahi kaha ye joke nahi hai..

      par khud batao ki kuch esi shayari ya kavita ke liye ek nayi site bana dena bhi uchit nahi

  10. bheem says:

    admin bhai jan maire poim so kyu nahe ho rahe hai wo wating mai chal rhe h wya

  11. pyare mohan says:

    nice one

  12. kinshuk says:

    joke is ok nt gud and dhiraj i m sorry hmne apki marzi k bina apse frndship ki, tc agar ho ske to maaf kr dena, byeee

  13. CrAsH says:

    Gud 1

  14. deleted says:

    Admin

    Mujhe sms 4 gante k baad milta h aisa Kyo?

    1. Admin says:

      tumko nahi sabhi ko 4 gante ke bad milta hoga. hehehe 25000 subscriber hai thoda sa time to diya karo jane mein hehe

  15. Pearl says:

    @admin,.tune bilkul sahi kaha..jay ko koi darr nahi…main jab isse kaha kucch nv send kar do but..nil..n yanha khuleaam aise cmnts..

    @jay…god bless ur dreams..

    ur punishment no cmnts 4 1week..so wait till 4th sept…but jay i love u nd miss u..aisa nahi hai ki busy hone ki wajah se kah rahi hoon..its really 4 ur punishment…so admin keep it up..and miss u friends…del,rashi,kinshuk,wanted..etc…but jay i love u soo much…byee…justice is above everything…n sex cant give that satisfaction that love can…so admin i appreciate jo tum mere kucch comnt dissaprove kar dete ho…ur admin and u have right 4 that..i dont feel bad about that…tc jay.

  16. CrAsH says:

    Admin ye Munni badnam non veg remix maine khud banaya hai kaisa laga bolna agar tereko lagta hai ki ye maine copy kiya hai toh internet pe search kar le kahi nai milega ok

    munni badnam hui dal ling tere munni badnam hui dal ling tere liye
    munni ki gand gulabi choot sharabi ball(boobs) nawabi re
    munni chinal hui dal ling tere liye munni chinal hui dal ling tere liye
    (male voice)- hai tere gand mai aisa maza re aisa maza jo kar de budhape(old age) mai lund ko khada re lund ko khada teri gand ki lali or choot bi gulabi kar de ek bar aj jayega bada maja tu randibaz hui dal ling mere liye munni chinal hui dal ling mere liye chudwa chudwa ke behaal hui dal ling mere liye apni maa bi chudwai tune dal ling mere liye
    song by CrAsH

    1. Admin says:

      bhai song ko mast banaya hai par need some improvement…

      Jaisi ki Munni ki choot gulabi, boobs sharabi gand nawabi re…… (hehe gand kabhi gulabi nahi hoti kali hi hoti hai.. choot gulabi hoti hai ander se,, aur vese boobs isliye sharabi ki unko pee kar aadmi mast ho jata hai, gaand nawabi isliye ki usko nawabo wale shonk hai)

      Mera matlab sirf itna hai ki dost, jokes ya songs ya kuch b banao thoda sa logical banaya karo ehehehehehehe

      aur mene kab kaha ki ye chori ka hoga.. and for ur kind information. agar tum kisi cheez ko chori karke as it is ki jagha modify karke dalo naya rooop bana ke dalo to vo chori nahi hota.
      Jaisi ki mere 90% jokes mene bhi kahi se liye hote hai ya users ne beje hote hai

      so tens nahi lene ka.

  17. bheem says:

    admin bhai jan aap ne btaya nhe ki maire poim post kyu nhe ke kya wo itne bure the kya ok bhai aage se dyan rkhuga or koi poim nhe daluga ok thanks

    1. Admin says:

      poem buri nahi bahut badi thhi.. aur pakau thii. isliye post nahi ki :(

  18. Rashii says:

    No cmts

    Dusht- kaise ho ap?

    Ohho aj to purane log dikh rahe hain,

    Psycho ji – sawagat hain ji apko jo ap yaha padhare, purane hoker bhi aisa kyu lgta hain ap yaha new ho

    dhiraj ji, bheem ji kinshuk ji kaha busy rehte ho ap?

    Jay dear hume itna miss na kijiye warna apki gf ko bta denge hehehe jb ap free hote ho to hum reply nhi kar paatey sry

    Wanted ji- darshan deker gayab?

    Panchi ji humare jija ji(samir ji) ka kuch pta chala?

    Humare sbhi dosto ko rashii ka namaskaar

    1. Admin says:

      dusht kaisa hota hai …. jaisi tuje nahi pata..

      arey dhust to dusht hi rahta hai.. aur kabhi kabhi chust bhi…

      1. Rashii says:

        Humare liye to ap hamesa dusht rehogae hehehe chust nhi

    2. PHYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ g sukriya swagt ke liye …..! jb aaplogo ne yaad kr rakhaa hai to naye nd purane ki baat hee khatm ho jati hai !

      @ aise es song me jaan hai rashhi g !

    3. pyare mohan says:

      rashi ji namaste kaisi hain aap?

      kshama chahata hun aapki tippni main ek shabd galat ho gya hai aur woh hai swagat. please don't mind.

  19. Dhiraj says:

    @kinshuk,..tum kaise baat kar rahe ho…i like u vry much..nd miss u soo much…but dear 4sept ko dobara cmt karunga…

    Kinshuk

    @rashii di,..u r evergreen..

    @kinshuk,..miss u ok!! dear…apna khayal rakhna.

  20. bheem says:

    rashii didi namskar or kya ho raha h aaj kl kya h ki aaj kl bimar hu iss leye cmnt nhe kr pata hu but i miss you

  21. CrAsH says:

    Arey ek chez bhul gaya admin tera pura nam kya hai mai tujhe facebook pe frnd request send karta hu tera nam sameer hai par surname ? Jaldi bolna waise bi mujhe saturday-sunday time milta hai baki mon-fri kam kar kar ke mar jata hu

  22. CrAsH says:

    Admin maine 2 jokes submit kiye hai kaise lage bolna par sunday nite 11pm se pehle q ki sunday ke baad mujhe sidha saturday ko time hota hai

    1. Admin says:

      abe oye joke to thik hai par sale email galat kyu di be :(

      mene reply kiya to failuer ya hai… chal jaldi se genuine id de be hehehehehehe kuch kam hai mujhe

      1. CrAsH says:

        Mujhe laga real id dena jarori nai hai :P
        admin mere jokes aj post kar na plz fir sidha mujhe next saturday time hoga

        1. Admin says:

          To fir facbook ki dena main b jruri nhi smjta

  23. kinshuk says:

    i miss u soo much rashiii, apke exams kese ja rhe h aur ye panchi kaha h dikh nhi rhi aaj kl, jay bro how r u?

    1. panchhi says:

      me to yhi hu ap kaha dhundne lg gye muje? Btw kese ho ? @rashi ji apke jijajì bilkul khairyt se h aur apni sali sahiba ko miss kr rhe h

      1. Vickyssss says:

        panchhi ji ap yaha. :O

  24. mr.mehfooz says:

    i am mehfooz you are very sexy male

  25. Hps says:

    Ye joke nahi nonveg dish hai.

  26. Matrix says:

    hahaha mast hai yaar.

  27. deleted says:

    Aaj admin holiday par h.

    @ pearl tum site par nahi aati ?

    Exams h kya.?

  28. deleted says:

    Main us ke Haathon me tha

    Tute hue Sheeshe ki tarha…..

    Badi Umeed thi ke bikhrne nhi degi

    .

    .

    .

    Bus giraya kuch is Ada se ke

    Simatne ki aas hi na rahi…

  29. CrAsH says:

    Admin yaar tujhe gussa jaldi ah jata hai maine apne real id ab send kar diya hai ok :)

  30. deleted says:

    Wafao me itna asar to aaye,

    Jinhe dhundti hai nazar wo

    nazar to aaye;

    Hum aa jayenge palak jhukne

    se pehle, kisine yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye.

    1. panchhi says:

      wah wah janab

      1. deleted says:

        thanx pannchi ji

  31. removed says:

    Dost aisa chahiye jo hame

    apna man sake. Dil me chupe

    dard ko jan sake. Chal

    rahe ho tez

    barish me ham.wo chehre pe bundo me se ansu pehchan sake.

  32. Cobra says:

    Mast hai bhai…

    admin badiya likha hai.

    copy right karne ka kya matalab hai hamen bhi to dusron ko bhejana tha.

    1. Admin says:

      heheheh vese hi first time likha tha to socha ki copyright kar du.. par tum dusro ko bhejo jno probs tum log bhai ho hehe ye warning to bahan logo ke liye hai :dd

  33. deleted says:

    Ab Neend Se Kaho Hum Se

    Sulah Karle ….

    Wo Bohat Badal Gaya Hai

    Jis k Liye Hum Jaaga Karte

    Thay….

  34. Matrix says:

    ye sab kaun kaun aa gaye hai is site me removed, deleted ???Inlogo ke dimaag ka screw dheela hai kya?

  35. deleted says:

    Wife: Look at that drunker.

    Husband: Who is he?

    Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me & I rejected him.

    Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating…

  36. Raj Bindaas says:

    uffff ahhhhhh aise joke na dalo kro admin bs ab aur nhi bardasht hota hehehe abe aisi ladki v hoti h kya

  37. Deeps says:

    Abe aise jokes padhta hoo to josh chad jata hai.

  38. prince says:

    koi mere pass bhi a jao

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