Kya Scheme Chala Rakhi Hai Yaar

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Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ko Badi Tharki Chadi Hui Thi.

To Tang Aake Kothe Pe Gaya.

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Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Cgs Ke Nam Car Ke Namo Pe Rakhe Hue The.

Dalal: “Kon Si Chahiye

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Santa Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola

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Santa: “Abe Sale Ye Kya Hai?

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6 Comments

  1. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe……………………..
    Kya mast joke hai admin bro maza aa gaya……………………….
    santa ke jagah kahi aap to nahi gaye the……. Kothe pe…….? Admin bro……….
    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

  2. lalitmangla says:

    kya joke hai maja aa gaya hahaha

  3. ρяιүα says:

    hehehe bechara :p

  4. Manjeetantil Manjeet says:

    like yaar like…….haaaaaa

  5. Bharat Rawat says:

    Supper

  6. King says:

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
    good an nuw joke

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