Ladiyo Ke Liye Sujhav, Baba Saxidas Ji Ka

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Hamare Baba Ji Hamesha Ladko Ko Hi Shiksha Dete Rahte Hai, Par Aaj Unhone Pahli Bar Ladkiyo Ko Ek Sujhav Diya Hai, Batana Jarur Ki Kaisa Laga ;)
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Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Kahna Hai Ki Ladkiyo Ko Apni Shave Regular Karte Rahna Chahiye

Ab Aap Ladkiya Soch Rahi Hongi Ki Kyu?

Isliye Ki Agar Baal Jyada Badd Jayenge To Unmein Jue Pad Sakti Hai

Ab Agar Jue Padengi To Unka Dil Udhar Khujli Karne Ka Bhi Karega

Khujli To Hath Se Karni Padegi, Aur Jab Udhar Hath Lagega To Maja Bhi Aayega

Aur Jab Maja Aayega To Fir Aur Maja Lene Ka Dil Karega.

Hath Se Jab Dil Bhar Jayega To Fir Koi Boy Friend Banane Ka Dil Karega.

Aur Aage To Aap Ladkiya Sayani Hi Ho.

Isliye Agar Pyaar Vyaar Ke Chakkar Se Bachna Hai To Regular Shave Karti Raha Karo.

Note: Jin Jin Ladkiyo Ne Taazi Shave Kari Hai, Vo Ek Bar Mujhe Check Karne Ka Moka De, Taki Main Bata Saku Ki Sahi Se Ki Hai Ya Nahi :p

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22 Comments

  1. Doctor says:

    Hummmmmmmm

    ye sukar tote udd jayenge ladko ke …….. Lolz

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Good one

  3. sonam says:

    kitna bakwas sa he jo bhi likha he……very bad………

    1. Admin says:

      hehehehe… achha :p buhuhu mene badi mehnat kari aur tumne bakwas likh diya…

      aur lagta hai tu ab ye joke pad ke mujhe number hi nahi degi buhuhuhu

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        hehehehehe… koi na yaara.. tu nai aur sahi..aur nai aur sahi…

      2. Himanshu.the.don says:

        Mujhe lagta ha admin bhai sonam ji ne taazi-2 shave kari hogi aur tumara shave check karana kahna use bura laga hoga is liye usne bakwas likh diya. BUT nirash na ho yaar joke is ok

      3. sonam says:

        Mr himanshu,yaha faltu ki bate mere naam k 7 add krke mat bolna,nxt tim galti se bhi mujh koi comment mt krna got it……..

    2. Dips says:

      Keon Sonam Madam itni chrged up keo hai? Kya kar lengi aap. ZTV ka Hitler Didi jaisi dikhti hai? Shave aur shave n akarne wali baat to aaj kal ek dam sahi hi hai. Ladkiya sabhi karib karib 80-90% to shave karti hi hai, chahe oye Haath ke Pao ke ya pubic hairs niklae. Nahi nikalne se to Jue hoto hi hai, aur usse Khujli bhi hogi. Ye Hum Mardo k bhi hota hai, iss liye hum usse shave karte hai. Waise bhi Ladkiya chahti hai ki Guys shave kare taki BJ ke wakht naak ke andar ghuskar Cheenk naa aaye Ye mere personal experience se keh raha hoon.

  4. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    baap re baap….baba ji hum sharifo ka kya hoga?

    Hallo Deepak…I’m fine. h r u? Dahi bhi to banti hai dudh se..hehehehe..chahe jaise bane…lolz

  5. Anuj says:

    :o

  6. deleted says:

    Kya kahani likhi h …..joke to definately nahi h ….admin ki raat ko tadap jagi to usne kahani likh Di

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      hahahahahaha…raato ki tadap…hehehehehe

      1. deleted says:

        Tu kya tharak sunna chahta tha ……

    2. Admin says:

      shukar kar abhi mene aadmi ke topi ka jaruri hona ke upe rkahani nahi likhi. BTW (Bin Topi Wala)

      hehehehehehe

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        hehehehehe…BTW ke sath BJCL(badi juban chhoti lulli).. hehehehe.

        1. Admin says:

          hehehehe abe tu bula nahi mere dialogs :p

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        baba ji ke dialogs bhulne layak hain bi nahi….

  7. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Chalta Rahney Do , Silsila Dildari Ka….
    Ishq Deen Nahi Ki Mukammal Ho Jaye..

  8. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    I Know That They R Fine But I Txt & Ask
    ‘Kia Haal Hai?’:-)
    I Know That They Can’t Forget Me But I Say
    ‘Yar! Bhool Gyay Ho Mujhay’:-(
    I Know That They Can’t Finish All Stuff Without Me But I Say
    ‘Beta Akaelay Akaelay’ :-P
    I Know That They’ll Share Everything With Me But I Say
    ‘Aray Mujhay Bhe Batao Na Yar’:-(
    I Know That They R With Me In Every Problem But I Say
    ‘Any Time Pay Dafa Na Ho Jana’:-P
    &
    I Know Its Impossible To Live Without Them,But I Say
    ‘Ayaenda Baat Mat Karna’:-(
    Dedicated To All Wonderful Friends Who Make My Life Beautiful:)

  9. deleted says:

    Nilesh nahi aaya aaj ??
    Admin aaj Kal jay nahi h to tu mujhe jay samjhte raha h kya???

  10. Ramo says:

    @deleted are agar purane dost ni aye toh kay new friends toh hai na

  11. deepak says:

    I Know That They R Fine But I Txt & Ask
    ‘Kia Haal Hai?’:-)
    I Know That They Can’t Forget Me But I Say
    ‘Yar! Bhool Gyay Ho Mujhay’:-(
    I Know That They Can’t Finish All Stuff Without Me But I Say
    ‘Beta Akaelay Akaelay’ :-P
    I Know That They’ll Share Everything With Me But I Say
    ‘Aray Mujhay Bhe Batao Na Yar’:-(
    I Know That They R With Me In Every Problem But I Say
    ‘Any Time Pay Dafa Na Ho Jana’:-P
    &
    I Know Its Impossible To Live Without Them,But I Say
    ‘Ayaenda Baat Mat Karna’:-(
    Dedicated To All Wonderful Friends Who Make My Life Beautiful:)

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