Ladka Ladki Non Veg Shayari

Ek Din Kisi Party Mein Daaru Jyada Pee Lene Ki Vajah Se Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi

Ladki Boli:
Mera Naam Hai Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni,
Pair Rakhe To Fisal Jaye
Tu To Kya Tera Baap Bhi Na Chod Paye

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Ladke Ne Jawab Diya:
Mera Naam Hai Babbar Billu
Mera Lund Hai 56 Killo
Dharti Pe Rakho To Kunwa(Well) Khud Jaye
Tu To Kya Teri Maa Bhi Cudd Jaye

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  1. naina says:

    deleted ji ko bhut maja aa rha tha rashii ji aur wanted ji ki khichai krkr, ab aaya na maza rathee ji….
    :p nice one,
    @priya exam to 24 ko hoge finish…
    @nilesh meri holi achi rhi tum btao bhabhi ji kesi h ab…
    @rashii , kese ho?

    1. Deleted says:

      Naina ji , Mein dusaro par joke karta hun to khud par joke khane ki himmat bhi rakhta hun ….aur meine kabhi wanted and Rashi ji ka mazak nahi KIA ….na Jane aap logo ki aisa kyon lag raha h …..

      GUD joke admin ……

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