Ladki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper Kharcha

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha

Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?

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Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya

Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai

Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.

Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.

Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai

(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)

Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.

Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To

(5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)

Means

Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye

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      1. devendr says:

        kash mera hota hehehehe
        lakin mera hota to mujhe pata hota kyuki Lund to mai hi dalunga na hehehehe

        per mere hisab se vo shayad baba ji ka ho sakta h hehehe
        kyo ki santa ki wife kai bar jokes mai putra prapti k liye baba sexydas ji ki sharan mai ja chuki h hehehehe

  1. devendr says:

    dosto kya koi mujhe bata sakta h ki GAY ka sex structure kaisa hota h

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      1. Dr.Sex (devendr ☺☻û) says:

        pehle HIV ka test karvao
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        or tu hi bata
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        mujhe to nahi lagana
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