Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika

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Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
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Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya

Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Thha

Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi

Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.

Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha

SMS / One Liner Version

A Girl About To Make Tea. Opened Fridge Couldn’t Find Milk. So She Removed Her Dress, Changed Her Clothes & Brought Milk From Shop. By The Way Wat U Thought

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23 Comments

  1. Shivani says:

    not gud….. :-(

    1. jack says:

      why

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Tum kahan se ho

    3. Rohit says:

      tum kya chahti thi ki wo apne dudh se chay bnake khud piye???

      heheheheh “gaay kitni bhi bekar kyu na ho magar apna doodh kabhi nhi piti”

  2. Pearl* says:

    G* :roll: :roll: *D
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    1. amitdeshwal says:

      hi hello kase ho aap kya kare rhe ho

  3. Pearl* says:

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  5. Lalitmangla says:

    Over reaqt

  6. Pearl* says:

    15 aug is indias independence day!!
    lekin india mein log corruption bhi krte hain..jiske liye corruption day nhi manaya jata..
    aur wahi india mein aaj bhi log khud ko swatantra nhi samjhte kai cheejo se!!
    aur independence day celebrate kia jata hai!!
    its not independence day…
    its another dependence day from black britishers nd unlimited no of problems !!
    Thvn>|$!!

  7. deleted says:

    yaar sushil kumar ke matvh dekhe…bahut dissapointment hui final mein…..

  8. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    suhagraat k din bibi miya ko doodh kyun pilati hai ???
    kyunki miya …bibi ka jada doodh na peele!!
    taki aane wale bacche k liye doodh bacha ske :)

    ek aadmi muslim ek sikh ek hindu ek isaai…..kyun hai???
    hindu bhi bkre khaane lage to..bakro k daam aasman chune lagenge!!
    fayada muslim ka hindu se hua!! :)

    ek ladki jeans top pehn colledge kyun jaati hai???
    taki ladke padhai mein km number laa sake!!
    fayda kiska hua ldki ka :)

    1. Admin says:

      suhagrat pe miya ko doodh isliye pilaya jata hai, kyunki uske bad usne badi mehnat wala kaam karna hota hai :p

  9. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    hume utna hi milta hai..jitna milna chahiye!!
    dont expect less or more!!
    aajkl Deepak nzar nhi aa raha!! :?:

  10. deleted says:

    Mera takiya laakhon ka bikta,
    Jo hote daam aansuon k…

    1. Admin says:

      sale nunnited. fir to teri chaddi karodo ki bikti

  11. NAsheDi says:

    ye veg bhi kaha tha:(

  12. deepak says:

    hi dosto kya likhte ho yaar waah

  13. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    gud mrng deleted ji…!

  14. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    tum yaad naa aaya karo…
    Ikk tumhari yaad aur duzi ye engineering abb mujhse ye sahen nahi hota..! :P :-P

  15. Lalitmangla says:

    Good morning

  16. meenakshi says:

    hi………i.. am..new frnds…………..

  17. Fajrruj says:

    Guys ladki ka doodh shadi k bahd sirf us k bachay k ley hta ha husband ko ek ktra b ne milta

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