Ladki Ka Pura Jism, Pure Shabdo Mein

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Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hai Ki Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Jaate Hai

Ese Hi Ek Din, Ek Naujwan Tharki Ladka Aya Aur Bola

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Bhakt: “Baba Aap Mahan Hai, Kirpya Karke Ladki Kya Hai Isko Vistar Se Samjhaye

Baba Saxidas Ne Kuch Is Tarha Se Detail Mein Bataya

Ladki Ke Honto Mein Jo Ras Hai, Voho Somras Hai
Uske Seene Pe Jo Aam Hai, Vo Hi Chaar Dham Hai
Niche Jo Ek Wann (Jungle) Hai, Vo Hi Vrindawan Hai
Wann Mein Jo Dwar Hai, Vohi Haridawar Hai

And Dosto Please Is Joke Ko Ek Joke Ki Tarha Hi Padna, No Religoius Talk,
Aur Fir Bhi Agar Koi Behas Karna Chahe To Ye Soch Lena Ki
Kya Ye Sach Nahi Hai, Aaj Kal In Dharmik Jagho Pe Jane Ki Jagha Log Is Ladki Roopi Dharam Mein Kho Gaye Hai.

SMS / One Liner Version

Girls K Hoto Me Jo Ras Hai Wahi Somras Hai,Sine Pe Jo Aam Hai Wahi 4 Dham Hai,Niche Jo Wan Hai Whi Vridawan Hai,Us Wan Me Jo Dwar Hai Wahi Hridwar Hai

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51 Comments

  1. Sheela. says:

    Admin is jok mai or add krte to msaledar bna but jitna h achha h.

    @gud moning 2 all of u frnds@ravn mai at bhi tumhara wait krungi.

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @Sheela

      Hum Ladke to Ladkiyon ke Masalon se anjan hai, Aap hi Apne kuch andekhe Masale dal de, Devi!!! Hum ladkon ko Gaya ki prapti hogi!!, Devi Vilambh Na kere…

  2. Rukhsana says:

    Hqiqat bayaan kari gayi hai. Dimaag ho to aisa…

  3. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hehe admin bhai mast joke hai,me tho roj somras peeta hu or charodham ki sher karta hu,lnkin ye galat hai sb ke jungle nai hota mri wali ka tho medan hai.hehehehehe

    Admin bhai is site ke sb user ab samajdar hogaye hai,or wo joke ko joke ke tarha hi lete hai isiliye itna badha sandesh likhne ki koi jarurat nai,or jo joke ko joke ki tarha nai lete wo sb se bdhe bevkuf hai,isiliye ap tention mat lo bolnewale bolte rahege sb ko jawab thodhi hi na do ge bhai.

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @Rahul

      Tumari wali ke "Maidan" Me "Daldal" hai????

  4. pankaj says:

    wife 2 santa on suhagraat
    Chalo shuru ho jayo.
    Santa- janu, muze kuchh nahi aata hai.
    Wife-koi baat nahi, mai jaisa karu vaisa hi karte jao.
    Wife ne pure kapde utar diye to santa ne b pure kapde utar diye.
    Fir wife ne letkar do no taange utha li to santa ne b letkar do no taange uthali aur bola-ab kya karu?
    Wife-ab aisa kar Gandu,
    Bahar ja aur tin(3) aadmi bula la, ek meri gaand marega aur dusra teri gaand marega.
    Santa-aur teesra.?
    Wife- teesra aadmi free ka sms padhne wale ki gaand marega jo bahut muskura raha hai.

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @ Pankaj

      Tumhari Muskaan To Ruk hi nahi rehi hai!!!!!

  5. Jay USA says:

    achha hai

  6. Ajuba says:

    Admin bro masala kam he ye 1 reh gaya

    or dvar me jo khadda he

    vahi hamara adda he

    (adda) mins sthan

  7. Chulbul pandey says:

    ha haha ……………………..hhhhhhhhhhh

    Admin bhai akdm jhkas joke

    Aajkal ke maholme sahi baith rha h

  8. balaji says:

    admin lagta hai tumne sabhi logo ko Chaar Dham ke yatra karani hai

  9. joho.pal says:

    kya baat hai admin ji aap o mahaan hai…….main apko "LANDWAT" pranaam karta hu.

  10. Chulbul pandey says:

    he hum

    Is site ki ladkiya tum log koun se dham me gayi ho

    Jara koi mere dham me bhi to aa jao

    Hame bhi apne samras ka pan karao

  11. Vickyssss says:

    Admin bhai Kisi ki Dharmikta par Aaghat mat kiya karo yaar.. Kisi aur tarike se samjha dete.. abhi tak Wahi purana Ghise Peeete Tarike se samjha rhe ho

  12. Chulbul pandey says:

    he shila apne charo dham ke drshan to krao

    Tumhare haridwr me jal dena h

  13. Chulbul pandey says:

    admin bhai happy mrning

    Aap kaise h

    Mere comment to pass kijiye

  14. anjali says:

    hehehehe

  15. anjali says:

    hye frndsssssss

    kaise ho ap sb….yarr…m ap sbhi ko bhut miss krti hu……

    bye.tc frndsss

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @anjali

      Hum Sab Bhi Apke "Somras", "ChaarDham","Vrindawan", "Haridawar" Ko Bahut Miss Kerte hai!!

      "Kab Darshan Honge aapke in Pvitra Istano ke"

    2. Ajuba says:

      Ham to tan tana tan he anjali tu kesi he

      sirf miss hi karti rahegi ke aage bhi kuch karegi?

  16. Rosy says:

    Mast h… Lol lol

  17. harsh says:

    ha ha hwZzz u all..im ea aftr a long tym..hwzz u admin n all suporter…mwah….?hope u all r wel n gud…haha bro im really frm vrindavan…

  18. anshul says:

    he he he babaji ki jay ho. he he he

  19. Wanted says:

    hehehehe jay ho baba saxidas ki. baba aap chinta n kre, hm user itne samajhdar ho gye hai k joke ko joke ki trah le sake. hehehe, baba aap bs apna khyal rakhna nd hme u hi hasate rahna

    @hey frndz, aaj itna sannata kyon hai bhai?

    hey lofar, ravan, tumlog choduml ki biwi k paas gye ho kya?

    @rashi jii, miss u sooo much dear, km se km mere liye to cmnt kro

    @dhiru, jay, mausam, kapil, aatankwadi, kapil, preetto, kaha ho sb ?

  20. Rashii says:

    Nice joke

  21. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @hi keso ho sb dosto.

    @sheela darlng kya socha apne,

    @rashi,panchi kha ho yar tmlog.

    @ravan,rana bhai kese ho aplog.

    @lofar(chodu) bhai tne khud kabul karlia ki me tri bibi ki ch@t maruga ga muje chodumal bolke,thanks.bhai itne dr me cmnt ku dte ho sxy uncle chodhta nai kya tje.hamesa gand Marta rhta hai kya,bhai yha pe sb jante hai ki sxy uncle or tra avaidh saband hai.

    @lodar@chodu yar mra lnd bilpt nai hua hai wo tho me tri bibi ko jadu dkharha tha ki kese mra lnd uske under jate hi bilupt ho jata hai,yar tri bibi gajab ki chudakar hai tjse tho kuch hota nai isilye muje hi sb karna padhta hai use satsfy karne ke liye bcs m ur frnd,yar kam gan… Marwaya kar nai tho tri phat ke hadhya ho jaye gi,hehehe

    @preet jan kha ho yar.lve u

  22. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @JAy..k haal chal he thare..apna khayal rakhio….mhare to in londo ne dimag kharab kar diya hai….londiya to aaj tak ek bhi aise na mili ki mhare ko pasand aave se..thats it..tc everybady..chalta hoon..joke thik hai..but mhare liye thik iska ulta ha..he he he.

  23. RAAVAN says:

    Hi Admin, Dhiraj , Raj , Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. dear all frnds good evening…….

  24. shashank says:

    adult jokes ko charo dham se compare karna galat baat hai mai iska kada virodh karta hoo

  25. arush says:

    baba…….aap sarvgyaani hooooooooooo

  26. RAAVAN says:

    hy sheela jaan is baar tum mujhe apne ghar ka add. do is baar main koi mistake nahi karna chahta ab ki baar main aapke ghar par milane aa jaun to kaisa rahega
    ——————————————————-
    he panchhi jaan kaisi ho ab aa bhi jao na yaar i miss u dear
    ——————————————————-
    hy rashi dear how r u yaar tumhari behan panchhi ko mnao yaar shyad vo aapki baat maan le
    ——————————————————-
    lofar khan hai tu kahin tu haridwar ki yatra par to nahi hai hai
    ——————————————————-
    hy raahul dear hru tum roj maidan ki sair karte ho shayad tumhe jungle me ghumne ka maja nahi liya hai kabhi jungle me bhi ghumne jaya karo alag anubhav hoga
    ——————————————————-
    hy sheela jaan tum raavan ke saath khan jana pasand karogi ,char dham,vrindavany ya haridwar yaar tum ek kaam karna tu mujhe thoda somras pila dena mai usi ke nashe me apni yatra puri kar lunga
    ——————————————————-
    hy anjali dear h r u khan rahti ho yaar bahoot kam dikhayi deti ho lagta hai aap aajkal bahoot busy rahti hain
    ——————————————————-
    hy dhiraj bhai kaise ho yaar tum mujhse kis baat ke liye maafi maang rahe ho aap ne bhul se bhi koi galti nahi ki sorry yaar next time aapse jaroor baat hongi
    ——————————————————
    hy ratan khan hai dear tumhara koi comment nahi aa rha kaisi chal rahi hai aapki life

    1. Admin says:

      Raavan tumne koshish ki comemnts ko ek hi comment mein dene ki fir bhi tumne 4 alag alag comment bana hi diye.. agar is tarha se jaisi mene kiya hai kar deta to bhai kya jaata

  27. Rahul(chdml) says:

    wanted bhai meri tho shadi nai hui hai,ho sakta hai sb tri bibi k pas gaye ho kuki me bi wai se arha hu,maja karke. Hehehehehehehahahahahaha

  28. Rahul(chdml) says:

    ravan bhai muje jungle pasand nai hai isi liye me jungle saf karwata rhta hu.hehehe.

    Kese ho yar,bhai ye lofar kha bsy hai kai sxy uncle tho nai utha lgaya use,hehehe.

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    Agar mere pass

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    Has mat GANDU,

    PAISE BOL.

  29. Lofar says:

    @Wanted tune sahi pakda re bhai lofar rahul chodumal k bibi k pas hi tha kahi tu b to nahi …. Hahahaha yar @Rahul chodumal tu is site pe sabko verbally chodne me pata hua hai ghar ja re bhai teri bibi sabse physically chud rahi hai lofar to aa gaya dinbhar maje leke ab pata nai kaun gaya hai ja dekh bhai isse pahle teri bibi ka gang rape ho jaye.

    @Panchhi kaha ho janu

    @Sheela jawani kaisi ja rahi hai apki agar self service le rahi ho to lofar aa jaye

    @Rashii yar kaisi ho tum to apne badmas lofar ko bhool hi gayi

    @Anjali kaisi ho jaan cheating karna aya k nahi

    @is site k sabi naye users ko Lofar ka namaskar

    @Ravan bhai kaha ho yar

    @Rana kaise ho mitra tumne kis subject me law kiya hai practice lko me kar rahe ho kya

    @Admin bhai kaise ho yar

    @Atankwadi kis mi$$ile pe research kar rahe ho

    @Jay nd Dhiraj kaise ho yaro

    @Dev saab kaise ho

    @Mausam Sallu Arush Preet Dabang Anil nd al sab kaise ho dost logo

    @Rahul Chodumal yar tune jadu dikhane k chakkar me apna lu¤d hi katwa dala grt yar hats off yar ab to lifetime lofar ko hi tri bibi ko ch¤dn@ padega yeppi yep bingo!!!

    @Raj bindas kaha ho dear

    @kajal kaise ho aap

    @Rukhsana begum assalam wale kum

    @Anshul Manish Kapil dr.kumar Ajuba Pandeyji kaise hain aap log.

    @abe KAPIL kaha hai yar tu theek to hai na

  30. Sexy dhara says:

    Gud joke kya soch h vrindavan ki

  31. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    hi! all my missing frends..gud mrng 2 all….Iss bheend mein na chalne ki jagah..,iss bheend mein na khade hone ki jagah,..iss bheend mein koi aisa ho jo lele iss dil mein jagah…iss bheend mein …koi dilwala…jo lejae iss bheend se mujhe dusri jagah…hi friends…tc all of u..bye…bheend main mat jana ..hehe…Jay tc.

  32. kapil the cute boy says:

    hi frnds kese ho????aajkal thoda busy hu isliye comment nhi de pa rha hu…

  33. kapil the cute boy says:

    @SHEELA 14 FEB ko me doon me rahunga fir chalenge….

    @ANJALI dear u r my best frnd

    @ravan,anshul,bindas,chmdl,aatankwadi,panchi,ratan,jay,lofer,mausam…dhiraj,rosy,….etc…sare dosto ko miss kar rha hu

  34. Chulbul pandey says:

    pankaj tum yar bade gandu ho
    Ye to shila ki hal ho gaya
    Pati fouj me patni mouj me
    Gand kud marao
    Bolo kisi aur ko
    Sala hagne ko gand nahi ghotne ka bel

  35. kamdev says:

    Bhai bhaut purana joke hain

  36. Shashi says:

    Nice joke, I like it.

  37. lovesingh says:

    Americans Hum se age kyun hai kyunki wo choot ko lund par aur work ko dimag par trakhte hain aur hum hindustani choot ko dimag main aur work ko lund par rakhte hain

  38. jeetendar says:

    karat karat abhayas se subiran hot sujan loudan aawat jaat se choot par padat nisan…….

  39. kanhaiya says:

    aisa nahi hona chahiye tha…..kamsekam hamare dharm tho nahi nahi……agle baar se ap khyl rakhe….n u r really a nice guy!!

  40. savita says:

    idhar comment joke par na hokar personal hain why????

  41. prince says:

    good yaar

  42. ravi says:

    nice yaar

  43. chirag aggarwal says:

    your joke is best

  44. Unnat says:

    Mast hai

  45. Kamlesh says:

    Adim bhai kya baat he maza Aa Gaya

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